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  • CreeperCraze: I’ve built a mansion out of diamond blocks!

    CreeperCraze: I’ve built a mansion out of diamond blocks!
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    Players: 92/500 Votes: 9551
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 7
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 15 Astral Projections Made: 2
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 4 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Teleportation Mishaps: 4 Celestial Beings Befriended: 5
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 11 Endless Night Skies: 5

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place you’ll ever play in!

    Join us if you want to experience a world where pigs can fly, creepers tell knock-knock jokes, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party! Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon has been known to breakdance during boss battles.

    But that’s not all! We have secret underground dungeons filled with treasure, a rollercoaster that takes you through the Nether, and a pet zombie named Bob who gives out free hugs (just watch out for his rotting arms).

    So come on down to our server and see for yourself why everyone is talking about it. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave!

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  • Canopy

    Canopy
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    Players: 92/1000 Votes: 2242
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Royal Decrees Issued: 5 Backwards Speech Heard: 6
    Magic Crystals Found: 17 Crops Grown: 3437
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 6 Phantom Rings Equipped: 23
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 15 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 3
    Herobrine Sightings: 6 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 12
    Undead Armies Raised: 3 Dragonkin Hatched: 4
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 1 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Settings Hard Mode Survival, 1.21.0, Vanilla
    Features

    Join Us!

    Want to join us? Check us out on the server or in Discord.

    IP: canopymc.net

    Discord: https://canopymc.net/discord

    Dynmap: https://canopymc.net/map

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    What is the server focus? The server focuses on collaboration, community building, and a laid-back atmosphere.
    What is the average player age? Early to mid-20’s.
    Are there any special events? Yes, the server typically hosts fun events each week.
    Is the server vanilla? Yes, with a few plugins for moderation.
    What is the soft border? Players can explore freely within the soft border, but areas outside may be deleted for future content.
    What plugins are used? Only plugins that have no effect on the vanilla feel, such as hats, datapacks, and a dynamic map.

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  • Divine Power Realm 1.20.6

    Divine Power Realm 1.20.6
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    Players: 110/500 Votes: 1451
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 6
    Wyrmholes Dug: 4 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2 Void Armor Forged: 18
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4 Epic Bosses Defeated: 2
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 9 Dragon Eggs Found: 8595
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Vanishing Items Found: 5
    Meteorite Armor Created: 20 Phantom Rings Equipped: 12

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    Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like for realzies. It’s got powers that are like, beyond godlike, I’m talking next level shiz here. But get this, even with all that power, you can still get your butt kicked by a vampire who’s chugging demon juice like it’s water. Like, what even is reality anymore, amirite? Join this server and embrace the chaos, my dude. It’s gonna be a wild ride, I promise you that.

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  • DadCraft: NoSoloTime

    DadCraft: NoSoloTime
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    Players: 103/300 Votes: 5356
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Living Shadows Defeated: 2 Phantom Rings Equipped: 8
    Holy Grails Found: 3 Royal Decrees Issued: 3
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 5 Heroic Legacies Created: 3
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 15 Lunar Scepters Activated: 12
    Legendary Items Repaired: 2 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only seizures you’ll be experiencing are from the sheer excitement of playing on our epic server!

    Join us for some blocky fun and leave all your real-life worries behind. Our server is so addictive, you won’t even have time to worry about your partner’s epilepsy or your financial struggles.

    Imagine a world where your biggest concern is whether to build a castle or a rollercoaster. No falling babies here, just falling blocks as you create your own virtual paradise.

    So come on, leave your real-life problems at the door and join us for a Minecraft adventure like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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  • MeatEater SMP: Hell’s Boss – Minecraft SMP

    MeatEater SMP: Hell’s Boss – Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 102/500 Votes: 1778
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 8 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 9
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Undead Armies Raised: 1
    Magical Moments Shared: 22 Soul Contracts Signed: 1
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 10 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2 Magic Crystals Found: 12
    Villages Defended: 7 Volcanoes Explored: 2
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Magical Frogs Kissed: 4

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    So, like, imagine this Minecraft SMP where you spawn in hell and all the animals are in charge because you ate them too much in real life, bro. Like, if you ate a lot of chickens, then chickens are the bosses in hell and they make you do chicken dances all day. But if you ate a lot of cows, then cows are the rulers and they force you to milk them all day. It’s like a crazy animal kingdom, but in hell, man. You gotta join this server to see which animal is gonna make your life a living hell, literally. It’s gonna be wild, dude. So come join us and let’s see who’s gonna be your animal overlord, hahaha!

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  • EpsteinCraft2020

    EpsteinCraft2020
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    Players: 94/200 Votes: 6929
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1 Portal Loops Escaped: 0
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 1 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 8
    Magical Moments Shared: 6 Divine Relics Bestowed: 9
    Magic Crystals Found: 14 Immortal Potions Brewed: 10
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5 Titan Hearts Harvested: 4
    Epic Weapons Forged: 6 Dimension Hops: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is where all the action is at! We have secret tunnels leading to hidden treasure, a giant chicken that lays diamond eggs, and even a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether!

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that deep within our server lies the elusive Epstein files, and only the bravest and most skilled players can uncover the truth behind why Trump won’t release them. Will you be the one to solve the mystery and become the hero of our server?

    Join us now for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning everything you thought you knew about the game. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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  • MuskCraft: Far Right Fun!

    MuskCraft: Far Right Fun!
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    Players: 94/1000 Votes: 2148
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 4588
    Chimeras Created: 4 Cozy Campfires Lit: 5
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3 Magical Ponies Rescued: 4
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 12 Unseen Monsters Slain: 1
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2
    Gnome Villages Protected: 2 Pirate Ships Captured: 2
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 7 Blood Moons Survived: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, u know dat guy elon musk? well, he like, totally showed up at dis german far right campaign event, but get dis, he wasn’t even invited! he just like, popped up on a video or sumthin.

    anyway, if u wanna be as cool as elon musk and crash parties u weren’t invited to, den u gotta join dis minecraft server. we got crazier events dan a surprise appearance from elon musk, like a pig racing competition where da winner gets a diamond-encrusted saddle.

    plus, our staff team is made up of actual aliens from area 51, so u know u gonna have a out-of-this-world experience. join now and be part of da madness, cuz why not?

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  • Dog Ate My Blocks

    Dog Ate My Blocks
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    Players: 95/900 Votes: 4270
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Herobrine Sightings: 0 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 3 Gnome Villages Protected: 5
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 1 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 18 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
    Vanishing Structures Built: 4 Teleportation Mishaps: 1
    Royal Decrees Issued: 1 Cosmic Pies Baked: 6
    Cursed Statues Activated: 2 Enchantments Applied: 225

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, imagine this, right? imagine a minecraft server where, like, the creepers are actually just misunderstood and want to be your friends. like, they just wanna give you hugs with their explosive personalities.

    and, like, the zombies are actually just trying to start a dance party, but no one will join them because they look a little dead. so sad.

    also, the diamonds in this server are actually magical and grant you the power to fly. yeah, you heard me right. FLY. who needs wings when you have shiny rocks?

    oh, and the villagers are all secretly super spies who are just waiting for you to join their secret mission to defeat the evil Ender Dragon. they even have cool spy gadgets like invisible potions and exploding chickens.

    so, like, if you wanna join this totally wacky and wild minecraft server, just remember one thing: bring your sense of humor and leave your sanity at the door. it’s gonna be a wild ride, my friend. a wild ride.

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  • FrontierSMP

    FrontierSMP
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    Players: 95/400 Votes: 7476
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Royal Decrees Issued: 3 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2
    Dimension Hops: 7 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 6
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3 Dragon Eggs Found: 5581
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 6 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1
    Secret Passages Found: 2 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 10
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Heroic Legacies Created: 5

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    Minecraft Server: FrontierSMP

    Server IP Play.FrontierSMP.net
    Bedrock Crossplay Enabled (Port) 19132
    Server Discord https://discord.gg/E9mdAwFgNU
    Wiki https://docs.frontiersmp.net/
    Version 1.21.4

    Description:

    FrontierSMP is a Survival Minecraft server with the main focus of being a community driven server. Our main goal is to make it so that players have a challenge similar to vanilla Minecraft with multiple challenging factors, but also build around a community. You will find that teleporting is a luxury on Frontier along with varying difficulty throughout the world. Mobs are tougher than normal the further you go and there are bosses waiting around every corner. All 3 worlds have custom terrain with loot per player to promote exploration for all. Spawn can also be built on by anyone to drive traffic to a shop, rail network, or whatever your heart desires. At the end of it all, we aim to make a satisfying server that will last for years to come.

    Main Features:

    • Custom Terrain: All three dimensions have custom terrain, biomes, and structures.
    • Towny: A key focal point to promote and enhance the Towny experience.
    • Economy: Balanced economy without crazy numbers in the balance top.
    • Custom Items: Fully textured Weapons, Tools, and Armor for collection.
    • PyroFishing & Farming: Enjoy fishing and farming plugins with Mining being added soon.
    • Contracts: Work with other members to complete contracts for major infrastructure builds.
    • No Pay To Win: We do not promote pay-to-win!

    We’re always planning new features and updating the server constantly. We hope to see you online!

    FAQ

    Q: Can I play on this server with Bedrock Edition?

    A: Yes, Bedrock Crossplay is enabled with the server port being 19132.

    Q: Are there custom terrain and structures on this server?

    A: Yes, all three dimensions have custom terrain, biomes, and structures with per player loot.

    Q: Is there a balanced economy on the server?

    A: Yes, efforts have been made to balance the economy and avoid crazy numbers in the balance top.

    Q: Are there custom items available on this server?

    A: Yes, there are custom fully textured Weapons, Tools, and Armor for players to collect.

    Q: How can I participate in contracts on the server?

    A: Work with other members to complete contracts presented by the staff for major infrastructure builds on the server. More information can be found on the server’s Discord.

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  • Echoing Realms 1.20.1

    Echoing Realms 1.20.1
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    Players: 104/1000 Votes: 8483
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 21 Spectral Entities Defeated: 7
    Cursed Lands Purified: 10 Sentient Weapons Trained: 1
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 3 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Farms Harvested: 570
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2
    Treasure Maps Found: 3 Astral Amulets Crafted: 16
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 10 Fairy Circles Danced In: 11

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    Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a wild ride through a rainbow of insanity! Imagine if the changing room at the gym was run by a smug femboy who catches you staring and then challenges you to a duel with diamond swords! That’s the kind of crazy sh*t you’ll find on this server, man. It’s like a fever dream mixed with a meme come to life. Trust me, you won’t regret it… or maybe you will, but either way, it’s gonna be a trip you won’t soon forget. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to mine some blocks and your sanity on this wacky server!

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  • CleanCraft Minecraft Server

    CleanCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 100/300 Votes: 6966
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 11 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 5 Phantom Horses Ridden: 4
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 5 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 12 Hidden Passages Discovered: 7
    Mythical Quests Completed: 26 Enchantments Applied: 100
    Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3

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    Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your sanity? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and mind-bending challenges!

    Just like navigating a messy room in a level 5 hurricane, our server will keep you on your toes as you try to survive and thrive in a chaotic world. With twists and turns at every corner, you’ll never know what to expect next!

    Join now and experience the thrill of cleaning up after your fellow players, just like the OP in this story. Will you be the one to finally get them to put their coffee mugs in the sink? Or will you be the messy player leaving a trail of chaos in your wake?

    So come on down to our server and see if you have what it takes to conquer the messiness and emerge victorious! Just remember, in this world, the only rule is: clean up after yourself or face the consequences!

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