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Players: | 105/800 | Votes: | 6197 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 3 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 |
Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 6 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 0 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 2 | Horror Stories Survived: | 1 |
Battle Standards Raised: | 15 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 |
Forbidden Tomes Read: | 6 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 |
Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and mine for diamonds with a pickaxe made of cheese! Our server is so wild that even the creepers are scared to explode.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where the zombies bust a move and the skeletons breakdance. And rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken.
So why settle for mediocrity when you can join our server and experience the insanity for yourself? Will they ever be surpassed? Probably not, because we’re too busy having a blast to even think about it!