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| Players: | 98/400 | Votes: | 8791 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 22 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 10 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 5 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 7 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 0 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 10 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 38 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 3 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 10 |
Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that you HAVE to join, like seriously bro, it’s lit AF. So basically, this server is like a magical land where pigs can fly and creepers do the Macarena, it’s wild man.
You gotta join because we have a secret underground disco party every night where we dance with skeletons and zombies, it’s like a rave but with more brains, ya know? And the best part is, the DJ is a talking parrot who only plays Justin Bieber songs, it’s so random but also so awesome.
Oh and did I mention we have a pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots out diamonds? Yeah, it’s pretty epic. And every Sunday we have a llama fashion show where the llamas strut their stuff in designer clothes made out of wool, it’s like Project Runway but with more spitting.
So yeah, if you wanna join a Minecraft SMP that’s totally bonkers and will make you question reality, then you gotta join this server. Trust me bro, you won’t regret it.
