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GateMaster69
Are you tired of dealing with car break-ins and sketchy strangers trying to sneak into your apartment complex? Look no further, join our Minecraft server for a safe and secure virtual experience!We have virtual gates that only allow in players with the correct access card or pin code. No more worrying about random strangers following you in or sneaking in through the exit gate. We take security seriously, even in the virtual world!
Join us and take a stand against rule-breakers and troublemakers. Don’t let them ruin your gaming experience – come to our server where we keep out the riff-raff and only allow in the true gamers!
So why wait? Join now and experience a Minecraft server like no other. Who knew virtual security could be so important and so much fun? Let’s keep those virtual car break-ins at bay!
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DetentionBreak Minecraft Server
come join this epic minecraft server where u can break into detention facilities and arrest soldiers in the name of protest!! we got crazy pvp battles and insane raids that will make u feel like a real rebel! join now and show the military police who’s boss in this wild and wacky world of minecraft madness! -
MercuryCraft: Seabirds Unleashed!
environmental monitoring, marine pollution, ocean contamination, avian species, Environmental Sciencecome join our server and explore the wacky world of seabirds who are actually secret agents for the mercury distribution mafia! watch as they fly across the North Atlantic, dropping mercury like it’s hot. will you be able to collect all the mercury before the seabirds get caught by the feds? only on our server, where the birds are shady and the mercury is plentiful. join now for a chance to win a lifetime supply of fish tainted with mercury! -
GhostBox PVP
GhostBox PVPThe BEST Box PVP Server, that you will play!Minecraft has a problem. It’s progression level!
GhostBox PVP solves that!
– ⚒️ Great Moderation
– 💥 Regular Updates!
– 🔓 Not P2W!Join Now!1.17-1.20.6 works. Recommended: 1.20.4
play.ghostBox.dev
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GamePassCraft Minecraft Server
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee a wild ride filled with chaos and laughter! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon our server and were greeted by a talking chicken who offered them enchanted diamond swords in exchange for dance-offs. Yes, you heard that right, dance-offs! And let’s not forget about the secret underground disco party where players can show off their best moves while battling creepers.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a magical unicorn who grants wishes to those who can defeat the Ender Dragon blindfolded. Rumor has it that one lucky player wished for an unlimited supply of enchanted golden apples and is now the most powerful being in the entire server.
So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the craziest, most absurd adventures you’ll ever have in the blocky world. And who knows, maybe you’ll be the next player to discover the hidden treasure chest filled with stacks of emeralds and enchanted armor. See you there!
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TrashCraft: The Ultimate Minecraft Server
Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! If you’re looking for a place where low IQ sideshow trailerpark monster truck assclowns roam free, then you’ve come to the right place!Join us for epic battles with mobs that are as wild and unpredictable as a drunk squirrel on a unicycle. Our server is so crazy, even the creepers wear party hats and dance to dubstep music.
But that’s not all! We have secret underground lairs filled with treasure, guarded by llamas wearing sunglasses and sipping on margaritas. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a unicorn riding a rainbow and farting glitter.
So why waste your time on boring old servers when you can join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and a whole lot of WTF moments? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!
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HubbysCarDeny Minecraft Server
So, picture this: you’re cruising along in your basic SUV, minding your own business, when BAM! Your car gets totaled in a freak accident. But fear not, no one was hurt, just your ride. Now, you’re in the market for a new set of wheels and you want something a little fancier this time around. Heated seats? Check. Power tailgate? Double check. You’re ready to upgrade and roll in style.But hold up, your hubby has other plans. He’s all like, “I’ll buy you a car, babe!” And not just any car, oh no. He’s pushing for an electric vehicle. Like, what? You’re not about that EV life, you need to haul sports equipment and travel long distances without the anxiety of running out of juice. Plus, you’re thinking about starting a family and a tiny EV just won’t cut it.
So, you go test drive a couple of cars that actually fit your needs and you’re all set to make a decision. But wait, here comes hubby with a curveball. He schedules a test drive for a Chevy Bolt EV, claiming he’s always wanted to try one out. You humor him, take it for a spin, and surprise, surprise, you hate it. It’s too small, lacks storage space, and just doesn’t vibe with your lifestyle.
And then, the kicker. When you tell hubby you’re not feeling the EV, he calls you a spoiled teenager. Um, excuse me? So now you’re left wondering, should you just buy your own car and avoid this whole mess? But hey, at least on our Minecraft server, you can drive whatever virtual car you want without any EV drama. Join us for some blocky fun and leave the car buying drama behind!
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BootyBlockerz
Join our Minecraft server if you’re tired of dealing with entitled adult children who refuse to take responsibility for their own unpacked boxes! Our server is the perfect escape from real-life drama, where you can build your own peaceful sanctuary without any negative attitudes pulling you down the stairs. Plus, we have virtual dogs that won’t require you to walk them or care for them when you’re out of town. Say goodbye to discord and hello to a world where it’s your way or the highway (or minecart)!