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Players: | 95/700 | Votes: | 6219 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Zombie Dances: | 8 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 14 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 4509 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
Lunar Scepters Activated: | 6 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 0 |
Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 10 |
Horror Stories Survived: | 3 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 |
Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 4 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 |
Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 | Holy Grails Found: | 2 |
Join our server and see for yourself just how unattractive you really are. Our villagers will run away from you in fear, and even the sheep will refuse to be sheared by you. But don’t worry, there’s always hope for improvement – maybe try wearing a diamond helmet to cover up that face of yours!
So come on, join our SMP and discover the harsh truth about your Minecraft attractiveness. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find love with a zombie pigman – they’re not too picky!