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  • Ugly Car Collective: Minecraft SMP

    Ugly Car Collective: Minecraft SMP

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    Yo, breh, gather ’round and let me tell you about the MOST LEGENDARY Minecraft SMP you will EVER hear of in your entire life! You thought your grandma’s knitting circle was crazy? PFFFFT!!! This place is straight-up inventing new colors of chaos, mate!!!

    So, first off, picture a world where a giant 3-headed llama judges your builds. That’s right! Imagine you’re mining diamonds, and suddenly this llama emerges from the ground, and if your build ain’t swag enough, it spits on you.💦 Double dare ya to impress that llama, bro!

    Oh, oh, wait! Did I mention that the trees here sing Psychedelic Disco? 🌳✨ Yeah, you’ll be harvesting wood while boogieing to a beat no one else can hear (but trust me, you’ll want to retire after that).

    And then there’s the "Slightly Off-Kilter Nether," where instead of ghasts, we got floating meatballs that attack with spaghetti. 🍝😱 Like, you’ll be dodging noodle strikes thinking, "What is my life right now??" Thirsty for that sweet, savory chaos? Join us!

    GUYS, you wanna talk epic? Remember the Great Creeper Carpooling Disaster of 2022? We had a whole fleet of creepers waltzing through the End like they owned the place! They thought they were going to a concert; spoiler alert, it was a BOOMfest! 💥

    Now, let’s talk biomes. We got a FROZEN DESERT – yeah, I KNOW, right?! It makes NO SENSE, but here, logic is just a myth! It’s so cold that the cacti wear little scarves and they’re actually pretty good at knitting too! 😵

    Join us if you think you can survive the Eternal Daylight where nighttime doesn’t exist, but that means no phantoms, right? WRONG! This epic night-terror brigade decided they’d just become day phantoms. Now they’re showing up in broad daylight, saying "SURPRISE, BUDDY!" 💤☕️

    Got friends? Bring ‘em! We also have a unique feature we call “Betrayal Hour,” where every hour, your friends will have to duel to the DEATH over who gets the last piece of cake. 🍰 (Technically it’s Minecraft cake, but you know, no one needs to know about that.)

    So, if you’re tired of boring old Minecraft worlds with rules and stuff (what is this, the schoolyard?), then hop on this outrageous ride where every block is a new ABOMINATION waiting to happen! 🏰💀 Come for the llamas, stay for the TOTAL ABSURDITY!

    But hey, if you join and don’t have a SPAGHETTI ARMORED CAT, well…you might as well just go back to making the ugliest car ever or something. Don’t ask me what that means, it’s just how we roll here, fam! 😂

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  • UglyCarGang Minecraft SMP

    UglyCarGang Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Have you ever seen a car that looks like it was designed by a blindfolded toddler with a crayon? Well, that’s basically what you’ll be driving in our Minecraft SMP! Join us for the chance to cruise around in the most hideous vehicles you’ve ever laid eyes on. Trust us, you won’t be able to look away (or stop laughing)!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground lair filled with diamond-encrusted chickens that lay golden eggs. Legend has it that whoever finds this lair will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. Will you be the lucky player to stumble upon this poultry paradise?

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today for a wild ride filled with ugly cars, golden eggs, and endless laughter. Who knows what other crazy surprises await you in our wacky world!

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  • Nexus Survival: Where even the creepers laugh at your terrible building skills

    Nexus Survival: Where even the creepers laugh at your terrible building skills

    New Minecraft Servers

    Nexus Survival Server Information
    Version: Minecraft 1.21
    Type: Casual SMP (Survival Multiplayer)
    Community Events: Dragon Fight July 27th!

    About Nexus Survival: Welcome to Nexus Survival, where friendship and creativity flourish! Our casual SMP server offers a relaxed environment with no griefing and respectful gameplay rules. Whether you’re a seasoned builder or new to Minecraft, Nexus Survival is your home for endless exploration and communal fun.

    Community-Driven Experience: Join a diverse community of players who share your passion for Minecraft. Participate in server-wide events like build contests and group adventures, or simply enjoy exploring our dynamic world together. At Nexus Survival, every player’s contribution helps shape our vibrant virtual community.

    Join Us: Prepare to embark on a new Minecraft journey with Nexus Survival! Stay tuned for our upcoming launch date. Connect with us on Discord and be part of our friendly and welcoming community. Discord: https://discord.gg/YDJWxSKKEP

    FAQs

    Q: When does the server open?

    A: Nexus Survival will be opening on July 20th, 2024!

    Q: What type of server is Nexus Survival?

    A: Nexus Survival is a Casual SMP (Survival Multiplayer) server.

    Q: Are there community events on Nexus Survival?

    A: Yes, there are community events such as the upcoming Dragon Fight on July 27th!

    Q: Is griefing allowed on Nexus Survival?

    A: No, griefing is not allowed on Nexus Survival. We have strict rules against it to maintain a respectful gameplay environment.

    Q: How can I join Nexus Survival?

    A: Stay tuned for the upcoming launch date and connect with us on Discord at https://discord.gg/YDJWxSKKEP

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  • MineTrail Minecraft Server

    MineTrail Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a Creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate virtual playground for all you blockheads out there!

    Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop fun that will have you saying “Endermen who?” in no time. Our community is as tight-knit as a stack of obsidian blocks, and we’re always looking for new players to join in on the madness.

    Forget about boring old patch notes and updates, on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is how to survive the next zombie apocalypse or creeper invasion. And don’t even get us started on the epic meetups we have – last week, we battled a dragon in the Nether while riding pigs!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s build a world so awesome, even Notch himself would be jealous!

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  • IndyCraft Minecraft Server

    IndyCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further! Join our server and embark on a wild adventure like no other!

    Picture this: you spawn in and are immediately greeted by a talking pig who offers to be your guide through the wacky world of our server. As you journey through the land, you’ll encounter dancing chickens, flying cows, and even a group of friendly zombies who just want to have a dance party.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Sheep, a majestic creature said to grant wishes to those who can find it. Rumor has it that one player even wished for a pet dragon and now flies around the server on its back, causing chaos wherever they go.

    So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Just click the link and prepare for a journey you’ll never forget!

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