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MoaningMinecraftSMP

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	6357
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	490	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Magic Items Found:	7103	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	11	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to spice things up! We have regular events like “The Great Chicken Race” where players have to race their chickens through an obstacle course while avoiding lava pits and creepers. And don’t even get me started on our annual “Piggyback Battle Royale” where players ride on pigs and battle it out with diamond swords!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also known for its hilarious in-game challenges like “The Worst Name to Moan in Bed Challenge” where players have to come up with the most ridiculous names to moan while playing. Trust us, things get pretty wild during that challenge!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and laughing non-stop, then join us today! Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember, anything goes on our server!

SMP HaterBlocker77

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	5131
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Animals Bred:	114	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	77	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Astral Projections Made:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with basic names? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild SMP where the only rule is to have a ridiculous name that will make everyone laugh. From “StinkyPickle” to “FartFaceMcGee”, we’ve got it all!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary “Troll King”, who roams the land pranking unsuspecting players with his epic tricks and traps. Rumor has it, if you can out-troll the Troll King, you’ll be rewarded with a magical diamond pickaxe that never breaks.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and show off your ugliest, funniest name while battling it out with the Troll King for ultimate bragging rights!

UglyKidNamesMC

awful names, baby names, bizarre names, cringeworthy names, funny names, name shaming, Naming, naming fails, naming trends, odd names, regrettable names, strange names, ugly name, UglyKidNamesMC, unattractive names, uncommon names, unfortunate choices, unfortunate names, unpopular names, unusual names, weird names

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	7528
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Dimension Hops:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with names as ugly as a troll’s toenail? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy challenges, and a community of players who are as wacky as a pack of llamas on a rollercoaster.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret. Legend has it that our server is actually built on the ruins of an ancient civilization of blocky warriors who fought against evil mobs with nothing but their trusty pickaxes and diamond swords. Rumor has it that their spirits still roam the server, guiding players to hidden treasures and secret dungeons.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most elusive creatures in all of Minecraft. From rainbow-colored sheep that poop out diamonds to flying pigs that shoot fireballs from their snouts, you never know what kind of crazy critters you’ll come across on our server.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just discover the secret to unlocking the ultimate power of the blocky universe. And remember, the uglier the name, the more fun you’ll have!

Skill4All Minecraft SMP

Adaptability, communication skills, creativity, critical thinking, Decision making, digital literacy, education, emotional intelligence, essential skills, financial literacy, knowledge acquisition, leadership skills, lifelong learning, Minecraft, personal growth, problem solving, resilience, self improvement, skill development, Skill4All, smp, Time management, universal skills

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	2043
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Buildings Constructed:	33
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2

Do you want to learn a skill that will make you the ultimate Minecraft pro? Join our SMP and learn the ancient art of Creeper whispering! Our seasoned players will teach you how to communicate with these explosive creatures and have them do your bidding. Imagine riding into battle on the back of a Creeper, blowing up your enemies with style!

But that’s not all! We also offer classes in Enderman fashion design, where you can learn how to accessorize with those stylish purple blocks. And don’t forget our underwater basket weaving course, perfect for when you need to relax after a hard day of mining.

So come join us on our wacky and wild server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash). See you there, fellow blockheads!

AnonCraftSecrets

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	5910
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	14	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Holy Grails Found:	4	Buildings Constructed:	37

Are you tired of being judged for your questionable Minecraft building skills? Do you have a secret obsession with creating pixel art of Nicolas Cage? Look no further, our server is the perfect place for you to unleash your wildest Minecraft fantasies without fear of judgment! Join us and let your creativity run wild in a world where anything goes, from building giant statues of your pet goldfish to recreating the entire Bee Movie script in block form. Trust us, you won’t find a more accepting and hilarious community anywhere else! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

KyrgyzCraft: No Rubles Allowed!

Allowed, Banking, Central Asia, cross-border payments, economic impact, finance, financial institutions, financial regulations, financial services, Financial Stability, financial transactions, international banking, international relations, KyrgyzCraft, Kyrgyzstan, major bank, money transfers, political decisions, Rubles, Russian banks, sanctioned, sanctions, suspends transfers

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	7405
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

LOLZ come join dis epic Minecraft server where we got more drama than Kyrgyzstan’s major bank suspending transfers via sanctioned Russian banks! We got more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of creepers!

Join us and experience the thrill of building your own empire, battling dragons, and making alliances with other players. Plus, our server is so lit that even Herobrine is scared to show his face here!

So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s create some chaos together!

BlockageCraft: The Heart Attack Edition

Attack, BlockageCraft, cardiac events, cardiovascular disease, constipation, constipation and heart health, constipation dangers, constipation effects, constipation prevention, constipation risks, Digestive health, Edition, Heart, heart attack, Heart Disease, heart disease prevention, heart health, heart health research, heart health risks, heart health study, obesity, risk factors, smoking, stress

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	6407
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Enchantments Applied:	79
Mythical Quests Completed:	27	Endless Legions Commanded:	39
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	11	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5

join our minecraft server now for a wild ride that will make your heart race faster than a constipated turtle trying to poop out a diamond block! forget about smoking, obesity, and stress – constipation is the new danger in town, and our server is the only place where you can experience the thrill of dodging cardiac events while building your dream blocky world.

we’ve got mini-games that will make you sweat more than a constipated pig in a sauna, and challenges that will test your reflexes faster than a constipated cheetah chasing after its prey. join us now and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where constipation is the ultimate enemy – because on our server, every block you break could be the key to preventing a heart attack!

so what are you waiting for? come join us and let’s show constipation who’s boss in the craziest minecraft server you’ll ever experience. trust us, your heart will thank you for it!

Survive and Thrive with Questionable Ethics on Lifesteal Survival 1.21!

Anarchy, Community, Craft, Ethics, exp, gamemode, Hearts, Hosting, ISLAND, Levelledmobs, LifeSteal, Loot, Minecraft, multiplayer, Plugins, PvP, Questionable, revive beacon, semi anarchy, Spawn, Survival, SURVIVE, Thrive, Tpa, Trading

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	1092
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	36	Epic Quests Completed:	9
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Void Gems Collected:	22
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Mythical Swords Crafted:	52	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Lifesteal Survival Server Overview

Server IP	198.244.176.183:25600
Features	LevelledMobs, Lifesteal, TPA, Trading plugin, PVP disabled on spawn island

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What is LevelledMobs?	LevelledMobs makes hostile mobs stronger and faster as you travel further from spawn, but they also drop more loot and exp.
How does Lifesteal work?	Lifesteal allows players to gain extra hearts by killing other players. Victims will lose a heart. You can craft hearts yourself, but they are expensive. Players can have up to 20 hearts, which decrease with every death. If one loses too many hearts, they will become eliminated and can only be revived by other players through a Revive Beacon.
Are there any special plugins available?	Yes, the server offers TPA (teleport) and Trading plugins to enhance gameplay experience.
Is PVP allowed on the spawn island?	No, PVP is disabled on the spawn island to provide a safe starting area for players.

HornyCraft Minecraft Server

animal instincts, arousal, emotional response, evolutionary biology, hormones, horny, HORNYCRAFT, Human Behavior, libido, mating behavior, Minecraft, physiological response, primal instincts, Psychology, reproductive behavior, reproductive drive, reproductive instincts, Server, sex drive, sexual attraction, sexual behavior, sexual desire, sexual urges

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	769
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	32
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29
Players Killed by Monsters:	3355	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and boring landscapes? Well, look no further because our server is filled with hornier than usual mobs! That’s right, our zombies, skeletons, and creepers are all looking for some pixelated love and they’re not afraid to show it. Join our server for a chance to witness some truly bizarre interactions between these horny mobs and maybe even join in on the fun yourself (if you’re into that sort of thing). So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and get ready for a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other!

Minecraft SMP – /fesg/ – Fire Emblem Blockposting Brigade

AI Art Generators, AI chatbots, Aspiring Sluts, beach sex, Blockposting, Brigade, character.ai, Draconic Time Crystal, Emblem, favorite characters, fesg, Fire, fire emblem, Fire Emblem Men, Fire Emblem Women, Image Downloading Tools, Magvel Princesses, Minecraft, NovelAI, Pixai, real artists, real women, rp, Slutposting, smp, spicychat.ai

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	4676
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Enchantments Applied:	67
Villages Defended:	14	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	67
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	28	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5

Welcome to our totally not sketchy Minecraft SMP! Are you tired of boring old servers where you can’t discuss, RP as, or ahem interact with your favorite Fire Emblem characters? Well, look no further, because on our server, you can do just that!

But wait, there’s more! We have a magical Draconic Time Crystal that will transport you to a world where beach sex with Fire Emblem princesses is the norm. And if that’s not enough, we have image downloading tools for all you aspiring sluts out there. Because who needs real relationships when you can just download images of your favorite characters, am I right?

And if you’re feeling artistically challenged, don’t worry! We have AI art generators that will make you look like a pro. And if you’ve given up on real women altogether, we have AI chatbots that will keep you company. Who needs real human interaction when you have all this at your fingertips?

So come join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world of fantasy, fun, and questionable decisions. Just remember, what happens on the server, stays on the server.

BdayBashBlockParty

BdayBashBlockParty, Birthday, celebration, Communication, compromise, Disappointment, exhaustion, family, Frustration, husband, ISOLATION, long hours, mental health, parenting, quality time, Resentment, sacrifice, special occasion, Support, Understanding, work

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	7165
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Mythical Quests Completed:	22
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee you’ll never feel neglected on your birthday like this poor soul! On our server, every day is a celebration filled with cake for breakfast, extravagant dinners, and non-stop fun.

Join us and never worry about your husband leaving you on your special day to work on someone else’s house. Our server is filled with surprises and excitement that will make you forget all about your real-life problems.

Don’t worry about feeling isolated or mentally exhausted, because on our server, you’ll have plenty of social interaction with players of all ages. And if you ever need a break from reality, just log on and escape to our virtual world where the only thing you have to worry about is building the coolest Minecraft creations.

So come join us on our server and leave all your worries behind. Who needs a husband when you have a Minecraft server to keep you company on your birthday?

Mayo’s Drug Runners Minecraft Server

ALERT, Cartel, Corruption, crime, criminal activity, DRUG, drug lords, drug traffickers, drug trafficking networks, drug war, El Mayo Zambada, Homicide, investigation, law enforcement, Mayos, Mexican drug trade, mexico, Minecraft, Murdered, organized crime, runners, SECURITY, Server, Sinaloa Cartel, violence

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	3697
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1

OMG u guys, u gotta join dis Minecraft server, it’s so lit, it’s like a party in Mexico but without the drug traffickers (hopefully). like, imagine if ‘El Mayo’ Zambada was a Minecraft player, he’d be building secret drug tunnels and stuff. but don’t worry, we don’t allow drug trafficking on our server, only building and mining and stuff. come join us and help us keep the virtual streets safe from virtual crime! #minecraftfiesta #saynotodrugtrafficking

BridgeBlowoutMC

aggression, blows up, border security, BridgeBlowoutMC, buffer zone, Conflict, Destruction, diplomatic crisis, escalation, Geopolitics, Infrastructure, international relations, key bridges, Military Action, political strategy, russia, sabotage, Tension, territorial dispute, territorial integrity, Ukraine

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	1377
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Star Shards Collected:	286	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Falling into the Void:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Endless Night Skies:	4
Chimeras Created:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	9

Yo, so like, this server is so lit that even Ukraine is blowing up bridges just to carve out a buffer zone inside Russia so they can join us! Can you believe that? Like, who needs bridges when you can just teleport to our server and have a blast with us? Join now and be part of the craziest Minecraft community ever! Plus, we have unicorns that shoot rainbows out of their butts and flying pigs that drop diamonds when you pet them. Don’t miss out on all the wackiness, come join us now!