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UglyHaircutGang Minecraft SMP

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	1568
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Void Armor Forged:	10
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to experience the wildest adventures in Minecraft!

Join us if you want to battle giant chickens, ride pigs into battle, and have dance parties with creepers. Our server is home to the ugliest haircuts for guys, so if you want to rock a mullet made entirely out of diamonds or a Mohawk made of lava, this is the place for you!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Haircut Wars, where players compete to see who can create the most outrageous hairstyle using only blocks and items found in the game. The winner gets bragging rights and a crown made of enchanted golden apples!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the hair-raising adventures begin!

TrumpCraft Minecraft Server – No Politics Here!

@POTUS45, Donald J Trump, donald trump, elon musk, God Bless the USA, Liz Harrington, MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN, Minecraft, Politics, president trump, Server, team trump, trump archive, trump library, Trump Press Conference, Trump Rally, Trump Remarks, Trump Spox, trump war room, Trump X Space, Trumpcraft, truth social

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	7349
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15
Demon Skulls Collected:	26	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Falling into the Void:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	37
Endless Night Skies:	4	Alien Abductions:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Players Killed by Monsters:	3561

Welcome to the most tremendous Minecraft server in the history of Minecraft servers, believe me! This server is so amazing, it’s like building a wall around your base and making creepers pay for it.

Join now and experience the thrill of mining diamonds with President Donald J. Trump himself! He’ll show you how to build the best walls and make Minecraft great again, again.

We have exclusive events like Trump rallies in-game, where you can hear him deliver speeches on the importance of crafting and building. Plus, special appearances from Elon Musk and Trump visiting different biomes like Bozeman, MT.

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be a part of this incredible Minecraft server. Make your blocks great again and join today!

BaryonyxBash Minecraft SMP – Tired of Thursdays with /theropod/

Aggie, AI chatbots, Anon, AO3 page, Archive, art, baryonyx, BaryonyxBash, Blender models, Downloads, fang board, fic spreadsheet, FICS, gator, Greentext Mega, Guide, Low Poly models, Minecraft, Mods, ost, Previous thread, smp, snoot archive, Snoot Game, Snootboorus, theropod, thread archives, THURSDAY, thursdays, tired, tq, Wani Hug

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	128
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as a pack of creepers on a sugar rush? Look no further than our server! We’ve got more mods than a villager has trades, and more drama than a creeper explosion in a TNT factory.

Join us and experience the thrill of hugging gators, battling dragons, and building your own pixelated empire. Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants in on the action.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got AI chatbots that will make you question your sanity, Blender models that will blow your mind, and low poly models that will make you feel like you’re living in a retro video game.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community this side of the Nether! Trust us, you won’t regret it. And remember, when in doubt, just hug the gator.

MakeupCraft Minecraft Server

12-year-old, AITAH, Birthday Party, brother, eyeliner, foundation, Gifting, inappropriate gift, lip gloss, makeup, MakeupCraft, Mascara, middle school, Minecraft, Niece, niece’s gift, parenting, Server, Single dad, social media, sol de janeiro, Ulta

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	5288
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	127
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Star Shards Collected:	57
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Magical Moments Shared:	22

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only inappropriate gift you’ll receive is a creeper explosion in your face! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, creativity, and maybe even a little bit of drama.

Forget about worrying over makeup for a 12-year-old, here you’ll be too busy fighting off zombies and building epic castles to even think about it. Plus, our community is so supportive that you’ll never have to deal with any overprotective parents trying to take away your loot.

So come on, join us and let’s show your brother that makeup is the least of his worries when it comes to raising a Minecraft warrior like yourself. Who needs lip gloss when you can have diamond swords and enchanted armor? Let’s craft, build, and conquer together on this epic Minecraft server!

RuleBreakerCraft

bio dad, Boyfriend, breaking a rule, CARD, Caring, DAUGHTER, family, Friend, husband, KIND, Messaging, outside perspective., Phone, PRETTY, Reassuring, REWARD, RuleBreakerCraft, sad stuff, Shein, Struggling

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	2903
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Holy Grails Found:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	259
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with strict rules and no fun allowed after 11pm? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky world where the only rule is to never stop having a good time!

Last night, one player caught their daughter breaking the rules by messaging someone at 1am. But guess what? It wasn’t a secret boyfriend, it was her friend Hannah who was going through a tough time. And instead of punishing her, the player rewarded her with a shopping spree on Shein! Talk about a plot twist!

Join our server and you might just find yourself in a similar situation, where breaking the rules leads to unexpected rewards and heartwarming moments. Who needs strict parents and boring servers when you can have a wild and unpredictable adventure with us? Join now and let the craziness begin!

CraftyCreeperDateDisaster

awkward date, bad date, CraftyCreeperDateDisaster, cringeworthy date, dating disaster, dating horror story, disastrous date, embarrassing date, nightmare date, regrettable date, terrible date, worst date, worst date ever, worst date ever happened, worst date ever recounted, worst date ever shared, worst date ever told, worst date experience, worst date in history, worst date of my life, worst date story

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	3597
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	95	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Have you ever been on a date where your partner turned out to be a creeper in real life? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, the only creepers you’ll encounter are the ones trying to blow up your house! Join us for a date night like no other, where you can mine diamonds together and build a love shack that would make even Romeo and Juliet jealous. Who needs a romantic dinner when you can have a virtual picnic in the lush forests of our server? So ditch the bad dates and come find your true love in the world of blocks and pixels. Love is just a /tp away!

UkrainianCraft Minecraft Server

bilateral agreements, Conflict Resolution, cross-border relations, cultural exchange, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, historical context, international relations, kyiv, Minecraft, Moscow, new normal, peace negotiations, political dynamics, regional stability, Russian soil, security measures, Server, territorial disputes, Ukrainian presence, UkrainianCraft

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	8189
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Magic Items Found:	8679
Endless Night Skies:	2	Farms Harvested:	106
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	3

hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers with no spice? well do i have the server for u! imagine a world where kyiv and moscow have switched places and now ukraine is chillin on russian soil like it ain’t no thang. that’s the kind of crazy shenanigans u can expect on our server. join us for epic battles, hilarious misunderstandings, and a whole lot of confusion. u won’t find a server like this anywhere else, so come on over and experience the madness for yourself. trust me, u won’t regret it!

NavyCraft Starlink Deployment

Communication, connectivity, deployment, elon musk, Global Coverage, innovation, internet access, long range communication, maritime operations, Military, national security, naval fleet, naval technology, naval warfare, NavyCraft, Satellite Internet, spacex, starlink, Technology, U.S. Navy, Warships

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	1073
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Votes:	6690	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Emeralds Found:	7189
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

HEY YOU, YEAH YOU, WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S SO LIT, EVEN THE U.S. NAVY WANTS A PIECE OF THE ACTION? WELL, GUESS WHAT, OUR SERVER IS SO EPIC THAT STARLINK IS BEING DEPLOYED ON U.S. NAVY WARSHIPS JUST SO THEY CAN PLAY ON IT!

IMAGINE SAILING THE SEAS WHILE BUILDING EPIC CASTLES AND FIGHTING OFF CREEPERS WITH YOUR NAVY BUDDIES. WHO NEEDS TORPEDOES WHEN YOU’VE GOT DIAMOND SWORDS, RIGHT?

JOIN US NOW AND BE PART OF THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURE YOU’LL EVER EXPERIENCE! TRUST US, YOU WON’T REGRET IT. AND WHO KNOWS, MAYBE YOU’LL EVEN RUN INTO A SQUID THAT CAN BUILD REDSTONE CONTRAPTIONS. YEAH, WEIRD, BUT THAT’S JUST HOW WE ROLL.

VaxCraft: Mental Health Edition

adverse effects, Covid-19, data analysis, Edition, global impact, health, health data, Healthcare, incidence, long-term effects, Mental, mental health, mental health outcomes, mental illnesses, mitigation, pandemic, post-COVID-19, public health, research findings, severe COVID-19, study, unvaccinated people, vaccination, VaxCraft

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	5261
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Astral Amulets Crafted:	16	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Buildings Constructed:	18	Rainbows Spotted:	5

So, like, you know how covid sucks, right? Well, on this server, we got a cure for that! Just play with us and you’ll never have to worry about getting covid again! Our virtual world is like a magical vaccine that protects you from all the bad stuff, including mental illnesses! Join us now and say goodbye to your worries, because on this server, we only spread good vibes and epic adventures! Let’s build a world where covid doesn’t exist and mental illnesses are just a myth, bro! Come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s conquer this virtual land together and live happily ever after!

CraftyCave – Minecraft Server

2024 competition, Achievement Diary, behind the scenes, chat channel, Communication, CraftyCave, deadman armageddon, Diaries, Info, Minecraft, miscellaneous fixes, new player, oldschool runescape, Optimal quest guide, osrs, Quests, sailing, Server, skilling competition, twitter, Website, Wiki, woman-at-arms

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	181
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Chimeras Created:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	77	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring quests and mundane tasks? Well, look no further because our server is like a woman-at-arms on hard mode – tough, fierce, and ready to kick some blocky butt!

Join us for epic adventures like sailing behind the scenes, where you’ll discover hidden treasures and uncover ancient secrets. Or take on the Deadman Armageddon challenge, where only the bravest survive and the loot is out of this world.

But that’s not all – we have miscellaneous fixes that will blow your mind, like turning pigs into flying unicorns and making creepers breakdance on command. Trust us, you’ve never seen Minecraft like this before.

If you’re new to the game, don’t worry – we’ve got you covered with quests that will make you question reality and diaries that will test your sanity. And if you ever need help, just hop into our chat channel “fart cc” where the most elite players gather to share tips, tricks, and memes.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and compete in our 2024 Skilling Competition, where the stakes are high and the rewards are even higher. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft server experience of your life – join us now!

IsSheEverComingBack Minecraft SMP

Breakup, Closure, doubt, emotional pain, HEARTBREAK, Hope, Is she ever coming back, IsSheEverComingBack, Loneliness, long distance relationships, longing, lost love, love, Minecraft, missing you, moving on, Questioning, relationship struggles, Sadness, second chances, smp, uncertainty, Waiting

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	327
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	58
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Chimeras Created:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8

Are you tired of waiting for your friend to come back to that boring old Minecraft server? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where anything goes!

We’ve got llamas riding pigs, chickens wearing diamond armor, and creepers that moonwalk instead of exploding. And that’s just the tip of the iceberg!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for beatboxing. Plus, our Nether is filled with lava that smells like freshly baked cookies.

So why wait for your friend to come back when you can join our insane Minecraft SMP and have the time of your life? Trust us, you won’t regret it!