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UnattainableDream Minecraft SMP

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	8647
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Farms Harvested:	699
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	6146
Alien Abductions:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, wacky characters, and more drama than a soap opera.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of llamas wearing top hats and monocles start dancing around you, singing show tunes. And that’s just a regular Tuesday on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a chicken who wears a crown made of gold and rules over all the other animals with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft world you’ve ever seen. Who knows, you might even find that thing you’ve always wanted but could never have – like a pet dragon that breathes rainbow-colored fire!

WitchySisNoRoomie

altar, banishing spell, black candles, chanting, Coins, energy balance, energy vampires, family dynamics, freedom, full moon ritual, Offerings, Pentagrams, raw meat, religious mania, Staff, summoning spirits, tarot card readings, tarot cards, voodoo dolls, Wicca, witchcraft, WitchySisNoRoomie

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	5172
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	101
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Mines Excavated:	2041
Magic Items Found:	1531	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the ultimate witchcraft extravaganza! Join now for a chance to summon spirits, cast spells, and banish negative energy just like the sister in this wild story.

Build your own altar with pentagrams, black candles, and jars of mysterious ingredients. Perform full moon rituals in the comfort of your virtual living room, complete with chanting in ancient languages and waving around staffs you crafted yourself.

Need a break from reality? Dance around a virtual fire in our backyard, tossing herbs, papers, and ex photos into the flames. And don’t forget to leave offerings of raw meat, coins, and strange liquids around your virtual house to attract spirits and energy vampires!

Quit your real-life job and rely on tarot card readings to guide your decisions on our server. Let the cards tell you whether your boss is an energy vampire or if it’s time to summon a spirit to bring balance to your life.

Join now and unleash your inner witch on our server! Just be sure to keep the pentagrams off the hardwood floors – we don’t want any angry roommates summoning spirits to clean up the mess.

HateToBeAroundSMP

ANNOYING, Behavior, books, character traits, Conflict, Entertainment, escapism, FANTASY, fictional character, hate, HateToBeAroundSMP, imagination, IRRITATING, Literature, love, movies, Personality, Real Life, relationships, social interactions, television

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	8080
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Holy Grails Found:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	8428	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the most exciting thing that happens is someone accidentally blowing up their house with TNT? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the land of blocks and pixels!

Join our server and you’ll have the chance to team up with your favorite fictional characters in epic battles against hordes of creepers and zombies. Imagine fighting side by side with Batman as you defend your base from a horde of skeletons, or strategizing with Hermione Granger to outsmart the Ender Dragon.

But be warned, not all fictional characters are as friendly as they seem. Watch out for the Joker setting traps around your base or Darth Vader trying to steal your diamonds. It’s a chaotic world out there, but that’s what makes it so much fun!

So come join our server and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows what kind of mischief and mayhem you’ll get into with your favorite fictional characters by your side!

MineTunez

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	3126
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Dimension Hops:	14	Epic Weapons Forged:	8

Are you tired of mining and crafting in silence? Join our epic Minecraft server where every block you break plays a sick beat based on your favorite music genre! Dig to the rhythm of heavy metal, build to the soothing sounds of classical music, or fight off creepers with some funky disco tunes. Who needs a jukebox when you have a whole world of musical blocks at your fingertips? Join now and rock out while you mine and craft your way to victory!

CringeCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	7665
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Dragons Tamed:	0
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Ores Mined:	9753
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Enchantments Applied:	123
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a talking chicken who will guide you through the wonders of our server. Legend has it that our server was built on a giant diamond mine guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will trade you emeralds for bones.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a group of dancing creepers. Don’t worry, they promise not to explode… most of the time.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

SMP SlimeyPatGoneAgain – Minecraft SMP

ANNOYED, bullshit, Cole, Drama, Entertainment, fake promises, frustrated audience, full time player, good riddance, LEAVING, Minecraft, nobody cares., PROMISING.., Raw, slimey pat, SlimeyPatGoneAgain, smp, Storyline, unreliable player, Watching, wrestling, wrestling fans, wwe

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	4894
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Dragons Tamed:	7
Void Gems Collected:	33	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Potions Brewed:	117	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the drama is as juicy as a ripe watermelon! Join us as we witness Slimey Pat’s dramatic exits and Cole’s epic eye rolls. Who needs reality TV when you have our server? Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll gain the ability to summon a herd of flying pigs to do your bidding. So what are you waiting for? Come join the chaos and maybe even start watching raw again!

Dad’s Loot Mine

Brazilian law, Dads, ENTITLEMENT, estranged father, family conflict, family drama, family relationships, father’s apartment, father’s assets, father’s death, father’s estate, father’s inheritance, father’s legacy, father’s property, father’s relatives, father’s side of the family, father’s will, Inheritance, inheritance dispute, legal rights, Loot

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	5234
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Farms Harvested:	845
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	93
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Meteorite Armor Created:	30

Looking for a new adventure in Minecraft? Join our server and experience the thrill of claiming your rightful inheritance! Just like the player in this story who inherited a big apartment by the beach, you too can become the ultimate ruler of your own virtual kingdom.

Forget about building from scratch, why not inherit a pre-built mansion and make it your own? And who knows, maybe you’ll even discover long-lost family members who will try to sabotage your success – just like the aunt in this story who tried to stir up drama.

Join now and embark on a journey filled with drama, intrigue, and the ultimate quest for power! Who needs child support when you can have a Minecraft empire instead? Don’t miss out on the opportunity to claim what’s rightfully yours – join our server today!

LukoilLolsCraft

Brussels, budapest, crude, Diplomacy, eastern europe, economic pressure, ENERGY MARKET, european union, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, Hungary, international relations, kyiv, Lukoil, LukoilLolsCraft, Moscow, OIL INDUSTRY, Politics, sanctions, sanctions dispute, Slovakia

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	5285
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Villages Defended:	14
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	43
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	8097

LOL come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where we got more drama den Kyiv and Budapest combined! Our server be like a soap opera, but with blocks and creepers!

We got Lukoil trying to sell cheap crude to Budapest, but they be like “nah fam, we ain’t divesting from Moscow!” And then Slovakia be like “yo Brussels, help us out here!” But Brussels be too busy building their own epic castle in Minecraft.

Join our server for all the juicy gossip and drama, plus you can build your own crazy creations and battle creepers like a boss. Trust me, you won’t find a server more lit than this one!

KrakenCraft: Unleash the Fun!

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	3614
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	10
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Villages Defended:	15

HEY YOU! YEAH YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S MORE LIT THAN A CREEPER EXPLOSION? WELL, LET ME TELL YA ABOUT THIS EPIC SERVER THAT’S SO AWESOME, EVEN HEROBRINE WANTS TO JOIN!

SO, THIS SERVER IS SO WILD, IT MAKES THE NETHER LOOK LIKE A PICNIC IN THE OVERWORLD. WE’VE GOT MORE DIAMONDS THAN A RICH MINECRAFT PLAYER’S CHEST, AND OUR BUILDERS ARE SO TALENTED, THEY COULD TURN A DIRT BLOCK INTO A PALACE FIT FOR A BLOCKY KING!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! WE’VE GOT MINI-GAMES THAT WILL MAKE YOU LAUGH, CRY, AND SCREAM “RELEASE THE KRAKEN” IN SHEER EXCITEMENT! OUR PVP ARENAS ARE SO INTENSE, EVEN THE ENDER DRAGON WOULD THINK TWICE BEFORE ENTERING!

SO, WHY JOIN THIS SERVER, YOU ASK? WELL, BECAUSE WE’VE GOT MORE FUN THAN A VILLAGER DANCING AROUND A MAYPOLE, AND MORE MEMES THAN A CREEPER EXPLOSION! COME ON, WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN US NOW AND LET’S BUILD SOME BLOCKY MADNESS TOGETHER! #BLOCKS4LIFE

BlockyBanter Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	5540
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just don’t have enough excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for epic battles against giant flying squids, quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted chicken, and a secret underground disco party where even the creepers know how to bust a move.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous “kurva anyátok” gang, a group of mischievous players who will stop at nothing to prank, troll, and generally cause chaos for everyone else. Don’t worry though, they’re all bark and no bite…mostly.

So if you’re ready to embark on the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life, come join us on our server. Just be prepared for the unexpected, the ridiculous, and the downright absurd. See you there, if you dare!

Virginity Expiry Date – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	564
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Emeralds Found:	9486	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Chimeras Created:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Buildings Constructed:	15
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

Are you tired of being the only virgin in your friend group? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we have a 100% success rate of players losing their virginity within the first week of joining! That’s right, our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon can’t resist sliding into your DMs.

Join now and say goodbye to your V-card, because on our server, we guarantee you’ll be crafting more than just diamond swords. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and get ready to level up in more ways than one!