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CraveCraft SMP

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	3100
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, have I got the server for you! This server is like no other, it’s like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds.

Join our server for the chance to ride on the back of a giant chicken while battling evil villagers with nothing but a carrot in hand. Build your base in the clouds and watch as it rains diamonds every hour on the hour. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party that happens every Friday night.

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free pet llama that can spit fireballs at your enemies. And did I mention that our server is run by a group of sentient potatoes who only communicate through interpretive dance?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most epic, ridiculous, and downright absurd Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

The Funny Wizards Minecraft SMP

Crush, fuk, funny, girl, HEARTBREAK, longing, longing for girl, longing for love, love denied, Love Lost, Minecraft, smp, tfw, unattainable, unattainable dream, unattainable girl, unattainable love, unattainable relationship, unrequited crush, unrequited desire, unrequited feelings, unrequited love, Want, wizards

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	9747
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only way to impress the ladies is by building the most epic castle made entirely out of diamond blocks! Forget flowers and chocolates, nothing says love like a pixelated fortress of bling.

But beware, if you don’t join our server, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon will come to your house and steal all your socks. And we all know how annoying it is to have mismatched socks, so better safe than sorry!

Join us now and become part of our crazy community where we have weekly llama races and the winner gets a pet zombie pigman named Bob. Trust us, you’ll never get the girl you want if you’re not part of this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure!

NoobBuilderPro

career aspiration, desired profession, dream career, dream job, fantasy job, ideal job, impractical job, LIMITATIONS, NoobBuilderPro, Passion, SELF AWARENESS, unachievable dream, unattainable ambition, unattainable dream, unattainable goal, unattainable occupation, unattainable vocation, unfeasible job, unrealistic job, wish fulfillment, Wishful thinking

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	9096
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all your wildest dreams and craziest fantasies!

Join us and experience the thrill of being a professional chicken wrangler in our virtual farm simulator. Can you handle the pressure of herding chickens and keeping them in line? Probably not, but it’s worth a shot!

Or how about trying your hand at being a professional lava diver? Dive into the fiery depths of our custom-made volcano and see if you can make it out alive. Spoiler alert: you probably won’t, but hey, it’s all in good fun!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare yourself for the most ridiculous and outrageous adventures you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. Just remember to bring a sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

UnicornFartsCraft: Where Dreams Come True (But Not Really)

beyond grasp, desire, dreams, ELUSIVE, envy, have, impossible dream, long trail, longing, Never, out of reach, this.., True, unachievable, unattainable, unattainable dream, UnicornFartsCraft, unobtainable, unreachable, Will, Wishful thinking, yearning, you

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	1915
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Dragons Tamed:	6
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	38	New Chunks Explored:	987663

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you can actually have things? Well, look no further because on our server, you will NEVER have anything! That’s right, no tools, no resources, just you and your bare hands against the world.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond-less Diamond Mine, where players can spend hours digging for diamonds that don’t exist. It’s the ultimate challenge for those who love a good treasure hunt (even if there’s no treasure to be found).

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to cuddle? That’s right, every night you’ll hear his ghostly hiss as he tries to sneak up on you for a spooky embrace. It’s like a jump scare and a hug all in one!

So come join us on our server where you will never have this, because who needs things anyway? It’s all about the experience, and we guarantee you’ll have a wild ride unlike any other Minecraft server out there.

UnobtainiumCraft: Where even the diamond armor is out of reach, sorry bros!

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	4471
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Animals Bred:	159	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Buildings Constructed:	17
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Potions Brewed:	51
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you can actually have things? Well, look no further because on our server, we promise you will never have anything! That’s right, no tools, no resources, just you and your bare hands trying to survive in a world where everything is against you.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is haunted by a group of mischievous ghosts who love to mess with players. They’ll steal your items, spawn mobs on you when you least expect it, and even change the weather just to mess with you. It’s like playing Minecraft on hard mode, but with a supernatural twist!

If you’re looking for a challenge like no other and want to test your skills in a world where nothing is handed to you, then join our server today. Just remember, you will never have this…but that’s what makes it so much fun!

Minecraft QuirkCraft: Boku No Hero Academia Edition

Academia, action, Anime, Bakugo, Boku, boku no hero academia, Edition, Fight, final battle, Friends, Hero, Heroes, heroes vs villains, injured, INTENSE, left behind, Manga, Minecraft, Ochako, Powers, QuirkCraft, sacrifice, Shoto, showdown, Suspense, teamwork, Villains

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	8174
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Legendary Items Repaired:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the final battle is about to go down! Bakugo, Shoto, and Ochako are all out of commission – looks like they partied too hard at the block party last night!

But fear not, because we have a secret weapon on our server – a giant chicken named Cluck Norris who will lead us to victory with his powerful pecking skills. Join now and witness the epic showdown between players and mobs as we fight for control of the ultimate diamond castle!

Don’t be left behind like Bakugo, Shoto, and Ochako – join our server now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ve ever seen! Who knows, you might even discover the hidden treasure of the legendary Notchbeard the Pirate!

Zombie Family Fun Land

Beginning, children, counterpart, death, Disney, emotions, family, Fun, funny, Grief, Land, Loss, Memories, Movie, psycho killer, sadder, Sadness, shark, stereotype, Tragedy, Watching, Wife, zombie

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	3788
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Holy Grails Found:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Void Armor Forged:	30
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster of emotions!

Join us and experience the thrill of battling sharks that are actually Disney villains in disguise. Watch out for the psycho killer stereotype lurking around every corner, ready to make your Minecraft experience more intense than ever before.

But don’t worry, we also have plenty of lols and hilarious moments to keep you entertained. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

CraftyCreeperz: Where even the zombies are smarter than the average American!

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	7654
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Secret Passages Found:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	45
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can flex your big brain IQ? Look no further, because on our server, the average IQ is a whopping 150! That’s right, we only accept players who can solve complex mathematical equations while building epic structures in-game.

But that’s not all, our server is also home to the rarest and most intelligent mobs you’ll ever encounter. From zombie scientists to creeper geniuses, you’ll never know what kind of brainy challenge awaits you around every corner.

Join now and prove that you’re not just a blocky builder, but a mastermind of Minecraft madness!

Blocky Bros Adventure Land: Where Spy x Family meets Minecraft Madness!

Adventure, aspirations, blocky, bros, cool dog, decent neighborhood, family, fantasy fulfillment, future dreams, goals, homogeneous society, hot wife, ideal lifestyle, Kids, Land, madness, male fantasy, meets, Minecraft, nice car, nice clothes, nice house, Patriotic, perfect life, societal expectations, Spy, spy x family, well paying job, Wishful thinking

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	3920
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Alien Abductions:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	2883	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Endless Night Skies:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20

Are you tired of the boring real world where you have to work for a living and deal with responsibilities? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and live out the ultimate male fantasy life!

Picture this: you have a hot loving wife who always has dinner ready for you, adorable kids who never fight or make a mess, a job that pays you in diamonds, a cool dog that can do tricks, a wardrobe full of designer armor, a fancy car that never runs out of fuel, and a mansion in a neighborhood where everyone is just like you – patriotic and homogeneous!

Forget about the real world and come live the dream on our server. Who needs reality when you can have it all in Minecraft? Join now and start living your best virtual life!

Creepin’ Crafters Club: LOL Edition

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	5141
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Potions Brewed:	44
Ores Mined:	1883	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Star Shards Collected:	155
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2

Yeehaw, partner! Are you tired of those pesky griefers and trolls ruining your Minecraft experience? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have the one and only surefire sheriff who shoots shitheads! That’s right, this sheriff ain’t messin’ around. He’ll round up those troublemakers and give ’em a good ol’ fashioned banishment to the Nether!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to a gang of outlaw chickens who have taken over the town square. Can you wrangle up these feathery bandits and restore peace to the land? Only the bravest of players dare to take on this clucky challenge.

And if you’re feeling a bit peckish after all that adventurin’, be sure to stop by our saloon for a refreshing pint of milk or a slice of pumpkin pie. Our bartender, Old Joe, makes the meanest potions this side of the End Portal.

So saddle up, partner, and join us on the wildest Minecraft server in the land. Just watch out for those dynamite-wielding creepers! Yeehaw!

Crafting Chaos: Israel Edition

aggression, Chaos, Conflict, Conflict Resolution, Crafting, danger, Defense, Diplomacy, Edition, fear, intimidation, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Peace, Politics, RETALIATION, SECURITY, self defense, threat, violence, War

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	142
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Divine Spears Created:	18
Farms Harvested:	709	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Animals Bred:	16	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you definitely don’t want to mess with Israel. I mean, have you seen his eyes? That dude is a straight-up killer in the game. Join our server if you want to test your skills against the ultimate Minecraft warrior. Plus, who wouldn’t want to be a part of a server where you can witness epic battles and crazy shenanigans all led by the one and only Israel. Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you cross paths with Israel, that is.

YeehawCraft: Where American women yell at Minecraft mobs for fun! 🤠🌟

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	2717
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Love Letters Sent:	8
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Are you tired of getting yelled at by American women for your choices? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you can make all the crazy choices you want without any judgment! Join us and let your wildest decisions run free in a world where American women can’t tell you what to do! It’s a virtual paradise for all your wacky antics and chaotic shenanigans. So come on and join us for a hilarious time like no other!

Creepin’ Crafters: The Server Where You’ll Ask ‘Was it good?’

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	1077
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Villages Defended:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Astral Projections Made:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled jungle! Join us and experience the thrill of battling zombie chickens, riding on flying pigs, and building your very own diamond palace guarded by an army of friendly creepers.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Disco, where players can dance the night away with their pixelated pals while dodging fireballs and dodging exploding sheep. And if that’s not enough, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground treasure trove filled with enchanted golden carrots and magical unicorn poop.

So why settle for mediocrity when you can join our insane Minecraft server and embark on the craziest adventure of your blocky life? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now and let the madness begin!

CraftyCommies: Where even the creepers are woke enough to fight the capitalist pigs!

anti-Semitic, Bigotry, capitalist, Conspiracy Theory, CraftyCommies, CREEPERS, discrimination, DIVISIVE, extremism, Fight, hate, intolerance, Iraq War, Jews, Leftists, Manipulation, Misinformation, Pigs, POL, Political, prejudice, Propaganda, racism, Stereotypes, Videos, Woke

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	6588
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Magic Items Found:	2342	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9

Are you tired of dealing with leftists spreading crazy conspiracy theories? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only conspiracy theories involve creepers secretly plotting against Steve! No more worrying about anti-Semitic rants, just pure blocky fun and adventures. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a secret member of the server, ready to lead you on a quest to uncover the truth behind all the pixelated chaos. So why wait? Join now and leave the real world drama behind!

NukeTown Academy: Where Explosions and Diplomas Collide!

Academy, aftermath, Analysis, anticipation, collide, confusion, Diplomas, Disappointment, Events, explosions, Fallout, false, graduations, Mystery, Niji antis, Nuke, Nuketown, predictions, questions, reactions, Rumors, speculation, stock collapsing, uncertainty

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	5823
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	29
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Endless Night Skies:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is where all the chaos and madness goes down! Join us if you want to witness massive nukes dropping from the sky, attend hilarious graduations where players receive their diplomas in pixelated form, and watch as the stock market in-game collapses faster than you can say “diamond pickaxe”. And don’t even get us started on the Niji antis – those guys are always up to no good, but they sure do make things interesting around here. So come on over and join the fun, because on our server, anything can happen (and probably will)!