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Cute girls make me want to die so much Minecraft SMP

better that way, cute, Cute girls, Die, girl smile, Girls, guys like me, Hopeless Romantic, hug her, longing for connection, longing for love, love-struck, LUNCH DATE, Minecraft, not worthy, part of her life, pining for affection, smp, unattainable crush, unforced interaction, unfulfilled desire, unrequited longing, unrequited love, want to die, yearning for affection

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	7926
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	29	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	10

Are you tired of cute girls making you want to die? Do you feel like you’ll never get a lunch date or even a simple interaction with them? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we have a strict “No Cute Girls Allowed” policy! That’s right, you can game in peace without the distraction of their smiles and charm.

Join our server and be surrounded by a community of guys who understand the struggle of wanting to hug a girl so bad but feeling unworthy. Together, we can build epic structures, mine for diamonds, and conquer the Ender Dragon without the pesky distraction of cute girls ruining our vibe.

So come on, join us and leave your girl troubles behind. Who needs them when you have a whole SMP of bros to game with? Let’s show those cute girls what they’re missing out on!

BlockyHeartbreak

BlockyHeartbreak, forbidden love, Heartache, impossible love, longing, longing for someone, love that can’t be, love that is forbidden, love that is impossible, love that is unattainable, unattainable connection, unattainable crush, unattainable love, unattainable partner, unattainable relationship, unattainable romance, unrequited affection, unrequited crush, unrequited feelings, unrequited love, yearning

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	255
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	293	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Buildings Constructed:	21
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

Have you ever been in love with a diamond block, but you know you can’t mine it because it’s protected by a bunch of sneaky creepers? Well, fear no more, because on our server, you can finally express your love for that shiny block without any interference from explosive mobs!

Join our server and embark on a quest to find the rarest and most elusive blocks in all of Minecraft. Rumor has it that there’s a secret chest filled with enchanted golden apples hidden deep within the Nether, guarded by a pack of zombie pigmen who are surprisingly good at salsa dancing.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has a secret talent for beatboxing and loves to challenge players to rap battles. Defeat him in a lyrical showdown and earn yourself a pair of enchanted diamond boots that will make you the envy of all your friends.

So come on down to our server and experience the craziest, most ridiculous adventures that Minecraft has to offer. Who needs love when you have a world full of blocky shenanigans waiting for you?

RedLineDefend Minecraft Server

aggression, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, escalation, international relations, Military, Minecraft, Négotiation, nuclear option, Politics, power, putin, Red Lines, RedLineDefend, russia, sanctions, SECURITY, Server, Struggle, Tension, War, world affairs

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	3424
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	9173	Magic Items Found:	3476
Villages Defended:	17	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more red lines than putin trying to defend his country! we got nukes flying everywhere but don’t worry, we got diamond armor to protect you! build your base with red blocks to show your allegiance to putin and his struggles. join now before the nukes hit and the red lines disappear! it’s a wild ride full of explosions and chaos, just like putin’s defense strategy!

UNRWA Massacre Madness

Accountability, Channel 12, complicit, Conflict, employees, HUMAN RIGHTS, immunity, impunity, international law, investigation, Justice, madness, massacre, MIDDLE EAST, refugee agency, Report, UN, united nations, UNRWA, War Crimes

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	7424
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Secret Passages Found:	6
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	18
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

lol join our epic minecraft server where we have UN employees seeking immunity for causing chaos and destruction in the game! they are complicit in the october 7 massacre of creepers and zombies, but hey, who cares when you can join in on the fun?! come build your own UN headquarters and pretend to be a corrupt employee trying to cover up their crimes. it’s a wild ride full of twists and turns, just like a rollercoaster made of TNT! so come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let the chaos begin!

Soy Milk Saves Hearts Server

Adults, blood lipids, blood pressure, cardiometabolic risk factors, cholesterol, cow’s milk, dairy alternatives, diet, health statuses, healthy living, heart health, Hearts, hypertension, inflammation, inflammatory markers, milk, nutrition, plant-based milk, research, saves, Server, soy, soymilk, sweetened soymilk, systematic review

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	8278
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28
Demon Skulls Collected:	37	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Void Gems Collected:	33	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Farms Harvested:	847
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2

so u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, we got soymilk instead of cow’s milk! ya heard me right, soymilk all day every day! and get dis, it dont mess with ur heart stuff and it even makes ur blood and inflammation better! like, who knew soymilk could be so lit, amirite? come join us and sip on dat sweet soymilk while u build ur epic castle and fight off creepers and stuff. trust me, u won’t regret it! #soymilkgang #minecraftmadness

Luminion.net

custom fishing, Custom World Generation, Czech, Economy, Luminion.net, MCMMO, Minecraft, Parkour, pay to win, PvE, PvP, Resource worlds, Server, Survival

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	4109
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Luminion.net We are a Czech Survival Economy server with no pay to win features. We have a custom world generation, resource worlds, custom fishing and more.

play.luminion.net

Broken Catalog Minecraft Server

4chan, BROKEN, broken catalog, CATALOG, catalog errors, community feedback, forum glitches, imageboard, internet forum, Minecraft, Online Community, online discussion, r9k, reddit, Server, software bugs, technical issues, technology support, Troubleshooting, user complaints, user experience, website functionality, website maintenance, website problems

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	3687
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	33
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	53	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Ores Mined:	1261	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2

Are you tired of boring, glitchy Minecraft servers that can’t even keep their catalog working properly? Well, look no further because our server has the most hilariously broken catalog you’ll ever see! It’s like playing Minecraft on hard mode, but with shopping. Join us for the chaos and confusion, and maybe you’ll even find a diamond in the rough (literally, because our catalog is a mess)! Don’t miss out on the opportunity to experience the most dysfunctional and entertaining Minecraft server out there. Who needs a working catalog anyway when you can have this much fun?

Stardust Crusaders Minecraft SMP – The Best JoJo Part in Japan!

Adventure, Anime, Araki Hirohiko, Battles, Characters, crusaders, cultural impact, Dio Brando, fanbase, iconic, Japan, jojo, Jotaro Kujo, long-running series, Manga, Minecraft, part, Popular, smp, stand users, Stardust, Stardust Crusaders, storytelling, Supernatural, unique art style

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	7342
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Magic Items Found:	4643
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only adventure you get is digging for diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a wild ride straight out of a JoJo episode! Join us on Stardust Crusaders, where every player is a stand user with their own unique powers. Want to shoot lasers from your eyes or summon a giant chicken to fight for you? Anything is possible in this wacky world!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Stardust Crusaders, a group of players who have banded together to defeat the evil Dio and his army of creepers. Join them on epic quests to uncover ancient relics, battle powerful bosses, and save the world from certain doom. Plus, rumor has it that if you collect all the JoJo-themed items scattered around the map, you’ll unlock a secret ending where you become the ultimate stand user!

So why wait? Join Stardust Crusaders today and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows, you might even make some new friends along the way – just watch out for any suspicious-looking vampires lurking in the shadows…

GirlfriendMadnessCraft

aita, Argument, argument resolution, Boundaries, CAR, Communication, Conversation, Coworkers, DISRESPECTFUL, Friend, girlfriend upset, GirlfriendMadnessCraft, high school, job stories, misunderstanding, Principle, relationship, Respect, Trust, Women, work

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	7300
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of communication? Look no further than our server, where we value friendly conversations between coworkers – even if they’re all women in a car at 10:30 PM! Join us for some epic adventures and drama-filled arguments that will leave you questioning the principles of the situation. Who needs a girlfriend when you have a group of coworkers ready to chat about their messed up job horror stories? Don’t be weird, join our server today and show off your respect for virtual friendships! #MinecraftDrama #GirlfriendVsCoworkers

Skillz4SMP: Minecraft SMP

Adaptability, Communication, creativity, critical thinking, Decision making, education, emotional intelligence, financial literacy, leadership, lifelong learning, mindfulness, Minecraft, networking, personal growth, problem solving, resilience, self improvement, skill development, Skillz4SMP, smp, Stress Management, teamwork, Time management

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	9751
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	66
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Farms Harvested:	151	Players Killed by Monsters:	2127
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to learn the ancient art of llama whispering! Our server is home to a secret society of llama trainers who communicate with these majestic creatures through interpretive dance and llama-themed karaoke nights. Trust us, you haven’t truly lived until you’ve serenaded a llama with a heartfelt rendition of “I Will Always Love You” by Whitney Houston. So come join us and unlock your inner llama whisperer – your llama army awaits! 🦙💃🎤 #LlamaWhispererSquadGoals

BlockyBootyMinecraft

awkward humor, BlockyBootyMinecraft, breaking the ice, comedic relief, comedic timing, Embarrassing moment, fart joke, farting etiquette, farting in public, flatulence, Funny Moments, funny quotes, funny situations, humor, humorous reactions, jokester, Laughter, social awkwardness, witty comebacks, witty remarks

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	1641
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Dimension Hops:	10
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	3

Are you tired of farting in front of people and getting weird looks? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft server, we have a special command that lets you fart in-game and make everyone laugh instead! Join us for a gas-tastic time filled with hilarious moments and unforgettable memories. Plus, rumor has it that if you fart enough times, you’ll unlock the secret ability to fly with your own gas propulsion system. So come on over and let the farting festivities begin!

MethaneMayhemCraft

coal mine explosion, emergency response, environmental impact, explosion aftermath, fatal incident, hazardous gases, industrial accident, industrial disaster, iran, methane gas, methane leak, MethaneMayhemCraft, mining accident, multiple deaths, rescue operation, safety regulations, Tragedy, tragic event, Underground mining, worker fatalities, workplace safety

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	4190
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Dimension Hops:	12
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Zombie Dances:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	New Chunks Explored:	679020

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER CUZ WE PROMISE NO METHANE LEAKS OR COAL MINE EXPLOSIONS! UNLESS YOU WANT THAT FOR SOME REASON, THEN WE CAN ARRANGE IT. BUT SERIOUSLY, WE HAVE A GIANT DIAMOND MINE THAT’S TOTALLY SAFE, UNLESS YOU’RE AFRAID OF CREEPERS. IN THAT CASE, GOOD LUCK! ALSO, OUR PIG RACES ARE LEGENDARY – YOU HAVEN’T LIVED UNTIL YOU’VE SEEN A PIG ON A RACE TRACK. SO JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE THRILLS, SPILLS, AND CHILLS OF OUR WACKY MINECRAFT WORLD!