New Minecraft Servers 2025

unappetizing Minecraft Servers

unappetizing Minecraft Servers

  • GrossCraft: NoCreepersAllowed

    GrossCraft: NoCreepersAllowed
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    Players: 91/400 Votes: 971
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 1 Celestial Events Witnessed: 5
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 194
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 5 Evil Twin Fights: 2
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 6 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 16
    Ether Blades Crafted: 8 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3 Cursed Statues Activated: 3
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate cure for your Minecraft blues! Join us if you’re sick of seeing creepers blowing up your hard work, because on our server, creepers are trained to breakdance instead of explode. That’s right, they’ll be dropping sick beats while you mine for diamonds!

    But wait, there’s more! Have you ever wanted to ride a llama into battle against an army of zombie chickens? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday afternoon. Our llamas are trained in the ancient art of llama-fu, and they’re ready to kick some feathery butt.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server is home to the legendary Blocktopus, a mythical creature that roams the land, granting wishes to those who can defeat it in a dance-off. That’s right, you could be the proud owner of a diamond-studded pickaxe or a pet dragon named Steve, all thanks to the power of dance.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • HateCakeMinecraftSMP

    HateCakeMinecraftSMP
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    Players: 106/800 Votes: 5837
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 7 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 36
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 11 Mines Excavated: 1254
    Wyrmholes Dug: 4 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 14 Magic Crystals Found: 6
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Celestial Beings Befriended: 3
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 160 Runes Activated: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only thing you can eat is steak and potatoes? Join our wild and wacky SMP where the only food available is durian fruit! That’s right, get ready to gag on the stench of this notorious fruit while trying to survive in a world full of crazy challenges and unexpected twists.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to a secret underground society of sentient carrots who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or fight against their veggie tyranny? The choice is yours!

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where the food is funky and the adventures are out of this world!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • YuckyEatsCraft

    YuckyEatsCraft
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    Players: 110/900 Votes: 6967
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 1 Evil Twin Fights: 1
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 5 Haunted Forests Traversed: 3
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 5 Glorious Feasts Held: 12
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 13 Wilderness Tamed: 18
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 12 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 15 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5
    Goblin Markets Raided: 7 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old stuff? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky world where the grass is pink, the pigs wear top hats, and the creepers do the cha-cha slide before exploding!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the infamous “Burp Block Challenge” where players must build the tallest tower made entirely out of burps. Trust us, it’s harder than it sounds! And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on the “Slime Slingshot Race” where you launch yourself across the map using nothing but slimes and sheer determination.

    So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us on our server and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, we have TNT cannons)!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • NopeTastyCraft

    NopeTastyCraft
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    Players: 105/200 Votes: 4757
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 7073
    Gryphons Tamed: 4 Alien Abductions: 3
    Secret Guilds Joined: 5 Titanic Battles Fought: 20
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 5 Forbidden Relics Collected: 10
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5 Invisible Walls Found: 2
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Magical Moments Shared: 19
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that just serve up the same old bland gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a gourmet feast for your gaming taste buds!

    Join us and discover the secret ingredient that will make you go “nope” faster than a creeper exploding in your face. Our server is so wild and wacky, it’s like a buffet of chaos and craziness.

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of dancing pigs wearing top hats appears out of nowhere. Or maybe you’re building a majestic castle when a giant chicken swoops down and steals your blocks.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server has a special potion that turns all the water into hot sauce, because who needs boring old H2O when you can have a fiery fiesta in every river and lake?

    So come join us and experience the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Just remember, once you taste our special ingredient, there’s no going back!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • FoodGrossOutCraft

    FoodGrossOutCraft
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    Players: 99/400 Votes: 2916
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1 Unseen Monsters Slain: 2
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 3 Teleportation Mishaps: 4
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2 Crystal Wands Charged: 7
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 4
    Soul Swords Wielded: 4 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Arcane Towers Raised: 4
    Invisible Walls Found: 1 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to worry about finding gross things in your food again! Our virtual world is filled with delicious pixelated treats that are guaranteed to be 100% bug-free (unless you count the occasional spider block). Say goodbye to food poisoning and hello to endless feasts fit for a virtual king! Plus, rumor has it that our enchanted kitchen has a secret recipe for a potion that gives you the power to eat as much cake as you want without gaining a single virtual pound. So come on over and dig in, because on our server, the only thing you’ll be finding in your food is pure, unadulterated fun!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • TasteBudTerror Minecraft Server

    TasteBudTerror Minecraft Server
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    Players: 97/1000 Votes: 8714
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Fairy Circles Danced In: 8
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 4 Soul Swords Wielded: 4
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6 Void Armor Forged: 10
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Astral Projections Made: 0
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0
    Rainbows Spotted: 9 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server and find out! Our world is filled with mysterious foods that look incredibly appetizing but will make your character gag when they take a bite. From rainbow-colored cakes that taste like dirt to golden apples that taste like rotten eggs, our server will keep you on your toes as you try to navigate the culinary chaos.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of dancing chickens who have perfected the art of breakdancing. Watch as these feathered friends bust out their best moves and challenge you to a dance-off. Can you keep up with their fancy footwork?

    If that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear waiting to be discovered. But be warned, the chest is guarded by a mischievous group of llamas who will spit at anyone who dares to get too close.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and embark on a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • KiwiCraft: Down Under LOLz

    KiwiCraft: Down Under LOLz
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    Players: 96/200 Votes: 8437
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 1 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 6 Divine Scrolls Written: 22
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 2 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 3528 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2 Cursed Scrolls Read: 2
    Legendary Scepters Created: 7 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our R A M B O edition Minecraft server! Join us for the most epic and outrageous adventures in the world of blocks and pixels.

    Imagine a world where Hero Ram, also known as a goy, rose up against the rule of boomers, also known as Jews. They had killed his entire family and forced him into unspeakable acts on Epstein Island. But Ram fought back, taking down two of them before the Zogbots, also known as [VAXXED] NZ Police, arrived too late and shot him without trial. It’s a wild ride of revenge and survival!

    But enough about the drama, let’s talk about the real reason you should join our server. We have the most insane builds, the craziest mobs, and the most epic battles you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. Plus, our community is full of hilarious and friendly players who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s see if you have what it takes to survive in our R A M B O edition Minecraft server. Oh, and by the way, for dinner tonight we’re serving smoked Twizel salmon with roast pumpkin. It’s to die for!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Crafty Harem Adventures

    Crafty Harem Adventures
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    Players: 110/900 Votes: 8642
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 4 Omnipotent Charms Created: 5
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 9
    Cursed Amulets Found: 4 Mines Excavated: 2174
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 6
    Dragons Tamed: 4 Fairy Circles Danced In: 8
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 24 Epic Mounts Acquired: 5
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 5 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    🌟 Join our Minecraft server for the most epic adventure of your life! 🌟

    Are you tired of boring old servers with nothing exciting happening? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Let me tell you a wild story that will make you want to join right away:

    > So, imagine being a total beta during high school, but then meeting a girl named Mary who is just too cool to handle. She’s introverted, wears alt outfits, and is overall smoking hot. But wait, she has a boyfriend for 2 years already, so you just stay friends.

    > Fast forward to college, where Mary and her childhood friend Rachel become your besties. Mary nudges you and Rachel into getting together, and things start to get wild. When covid hits, you practically move in with them and things escalate quickly.

    > Mary breaks up with her cheating boyfriend, and the three of you become inseparable. Pillow fights, sleepovers, and jokes about sharing you become the norm. And let’s not forget the part where Mary compares her skills to Rachel’s in a very intimate discussion.

    > But wait, it gets even crazier! Mary eventually moves back to your hometown and gets with a professional athlete who is a total jerk. Jealousy, drama, and a whole lot of tension ensue.

    So, if you want a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as this story, then join us now! Who knows what adventures and shenanigans await you in our server? Don’t miss out on the fun!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Bookworms Anonymous Minecraft Server

    Bookworms Anonymous Minecraft Server
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    Players: 99/1000 Votes: 9736
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 6 Mines Excavated: 3541
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 3 Celestial Gardens Planted: 7
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 16 Backwards Speech Heard: 2
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 3 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 2
    Magical Moments Shared: 7 Phoenix Feathers Found: 6
    Herobrine Sightings: 2 Wailing Winds Heard: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a Creeper explosion? Well, look no further, because our server is so epic, even Endermen are jealous! Join us for a wild ride through blocky adventures and LOLZ galore.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players joined our server and found themselves in a land filled with diamonds as far as the eye could see. They built the most epic castle ever seen, complete with a moat filled with lava (because why not?).

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on giant chickens and battle it out for the title of Chicken Champion. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken in full armor wielding a sword.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life. And who knows, maybe you’ll even stumble upon the fabled Notch’s Secret Stash filled with rare treasures beyond your wildest dreams. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • HyperloopCraft: Where You Can Build Faster Than Elon Musk!

    HyperloopCraft: Where You Can Build Faster Than Elon Musk!
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    Players: 103/300 Votes: 3898
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Hidden Passages Discovered: 6
    Invisible Walls Found: 1 Vanishing Structures Built: 2
    Rune Stones Activated: 7 Ancient Ruins Explored: 3
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 10 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 15
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 39 Lunar Scepters Activated: 12
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 6 Immortal Potions Brewed: 11
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can travel at the speed of light just like the Hyperloop! Join us and suck my dick and balls as you explore our mind-blowing world filled with unicorns and rainbow-colored creepers. Why walk when you can teleport to different dimensions and ride dragons to battle evil llamas? Don’t miss out on the chance to become a Minecraft god on our server. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the epicness for yourself!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Minecraft LOLz: Blacked Out Faces and Pixelated Places

    Minecraft LOLz: Blacked Out Faces and Pixelated Places
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    Players: 103/300 Votes: 6833
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0 Undead Armies Raised: 4
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 5 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5
    Infinity Stones Found: 3 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 3 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 4 Shadow Figures Spotted: 1
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3 Epic Weapons Forged: 8
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where we answer life’s burning questions like, “Why isn’t Mohammed’s face blacked out on this Islamic iconography?” Is it because it’s Shia? Well, on our server, we have a special quest where you can uncover the truth behind this mystery! Join now for a chance to explore hidden secrets, battle mythical creatures, and maybe even discover the real reason behind Mohammed’s unblacked out face!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Stop Begging for Diamonds

    Stop Begging for Diamonds
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    Players: 97/600 Votes: 887
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 3 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5
    Mineshafts Explored: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 3458
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Shadow Figures Spotted: 9
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0 Epic Bosses Defeated: 4
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 4 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3
    Epic Weapons Forged: 4 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 8

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever experience!

    Join our server where the owner literally begs people to send her supas on her 3D avatar! She even released a song titled “I Beg You” – talk about dedication! Rumor has it she was cursed by a wizard to beg for supas or face eternal punishment in the Nether realm.

    But fear not, for on this server, you will embark on quests to help lift the curse and earn riches beyond your wildest dreams! Build your own castle, tame a dragon, and battle against other players in epic PvP battles.

    So why wait? Join now and be a part of this wild adventure! Who knows, you might even become the hero who saves the owner from her supa-begging fate!

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  • DaddyDaycare Minecraft Server: Leave your kids with /v/ for a quick break!

    DaddyDaycare Minecraft Server: Leave your kids with /v/ for a quick break!
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    Players: 96/300 Votes: 8966
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 5 Villages Defended: 19
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 2 Fairy Circles Danced In: 8
    Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 11 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 36
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 7 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 3 Werewolf Howls Heard: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Hey gamers, are you ready for the ultimate Minecraft adventure? Join our server and protect the daughters of a mysterious player who trusts us with their safety! Will you be able to keep them safe from creepers and zombies?

    But that’s not all! Our server is filled with insane quests and challenges that will test your skills and teamwork. Explore magical lands, build epic structures, and fight off hordes of enemies with your friends!

    So come join us and prove that you have what it takes to be a hero in this wacky Minecraft world. And remember, don’t let the daughters down!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Crafty World Chaos

    Crafty World Chaos
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    Players: 96/100 Votes: 3855
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Titanic Battles Fought: 11 Immortal Anvils Forged: 5
    Legendary Items Repaired: 6 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0
    Blood Moons Survived: 3 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 5
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 2 Animals Bred: 110
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 11 Omnipotent Charms Created: 1
    Chimeras Created: 4 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 16
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 6 Chaos Gates Opened: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server where the geopolitical situation is more chaotic than a creeper explosion in a village! 🧨

    On this server, the West is like a crumbling sandcastle, while China is rising like a phoenix from the ashes. How did those Western politicians mess up so bad? Well, rumor has it they tried to build a wall around their spawn point but accidentally trapped themselves inside! 🤦‍♂️

    But fear not, brave Minecrafters! Join our server and help us navigate this crazy world where alliances shift like sand in a desert storm. Build epic bases to protect yourself from rival factions, or team up with others to take down the Ender Dragon together. Who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover the secret to why those Western politicians are so clueless! 🤫

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and be part of the most insane Minecraft adventure you’ve ever experienced! 🌍🔥

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  • CraftyFireEmblemFrenzy – Join the LOLs & Battles!

    CraftyFireEmblemFrenzy – Join the LOLs & Battles!
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    Players: 105/800 Votes: 2034
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 7 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3
    Legendary Items Repaired: 5 Living Shadows Defeated: 4
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 6 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3
    Arcane Towers Raised: 4 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 15
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 14
    Whispering Caves Entered: 6 Shadow Figures Spotted: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

    Are you tired of the same old boring servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is here to blow your mind!

    Join our server for a chance to summon your favorite Fire Emblem Heroes characters and battle it out in epic events that will leave you on the edge of your seat!

    But that’s not all! We have a special Event Calendar that will keep you updated on all the latest happenings in the game. And if you need some guidance, check out our Links and Guides section for all the tips and tricks you’ll ever need!

    And get this – we even have a Summoning Cost Simulator that will let you test your luck without spending a single diamond!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the adventure of a lifetime! Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Poor Parental Pals Minecraft Server

    Poor Parental Pals Minecraft Server
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    Players: 106/600 Votes: 2316
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Emeralds Found: 3743 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4 Eternal Flames Captured: 7
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 8 Living Statues Befriended: 2
    Chimeras Created: 3 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 12
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 9 Soul Swords Wielded: 1
    Lost Souls Rescued: 1 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Divine Scrolls Written: 12

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where you can escape from your poor, retarded parents and live out your wildest blocky dreams!

    Join us for a chance to build a mansion made entirely out of diamonds and ride a unicorn through the Nether. Our server is so amazing, even Herobrine himself is jealous!

    But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free pet creeper that will explode in the faces of your enemies. Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself will log on to personally congratulate you for being the coolest player on the server.

    So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to your lame parents and hello to a world of endless possibilities on our Minecraft server!

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