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DisgustCraft

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	6869
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	127	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	1820	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you weirdos out there!

Join us if you find things like eating pickles with peanut butter or wearing socks with sandals absolutely revolting. Our community of misfits will welcome you with open arms and embrace your strange quirks.

But that’s not all! On our server, we have a secret underground society of players who have sworn off using diamonds because they believe they are cursed. Instead, they only use dirt blocks to build their epic structures.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as bizarre and unique as you are, come join us and let your freak flag fly high!

NoMoreTofuPlz – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	9912
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Votes:	2891	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Animals Bred:	98	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the wildest ride of your life! We have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples, but shh don’t tell anyone! Also, our admin is a talking llama who can shoot lasers out of its eyes, it’s totally legit, I swear.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret society of chickens who are plotting to take over the server and turn it into a chicken utopia. It’s like a real-life Chicken Run movie, but with more explosions and disco parties.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano and a haunted mansion where you can fight off zombie pigmen with diamond swords. It’s like Halloween every day on our server!

So come join us and experience the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever be a part of. Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, then maybe stay away. But seriously, join us now!

GrossCraft: NoCreepersAllowed

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	5717
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	108
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Potions Brewed:	51
Astral Projections Made:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Dimension Hops:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate cure for your Minecraft blues! Join us if you’re sick of seeing creepers blowing up your hard work, because on our server, creepers are trained to breakdance instead of explode. That’s right, they’ll be dropping sick beats while you mine for diamonds!

But wait, there’s more! Have you ever wanted to ride a llama into battle against an army of zombie chickens? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday afternoon. Our llamas are trained in the ancient art of llama-fu, and they’re ready to kick some feathery butt.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server is home to the legendary Blocktopus, a mythical creature that roams the land, granting wishes to those who can defeat it in a dance-off. That’s right, you could be the proud owner of a diamond-studded pickaxe or a pet dragon named Steve, all thanks to the power of dance.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

HateCakeMinecraftSMP

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	4721
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Players Killed by Monsters:	2618
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Elemental Crystals Collected:	71	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only thing you can eat is steak and potatoes? Join our wild and wacky SMP where the only food available is durian fruit! That’s right, get ready to gag on the stench of this notorious fruit while trying to survive in a world full of crazy challenges and unexpected twists.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to a secret underground society of sentient carrots who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or fight against their veggie tyranny? The choice is yours!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where the food is funky and the adventures are out of this world!

YuckyEatsCraft

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	7450
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	38	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Towns Built:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	34
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old stuff? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky world where the grass is pink, the pigs wear top hats, and the creepers do the cha-cha slide before exploding!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the infamous “Burp Block Challenge” where players must build the tallest tower made entirely out of burps. Trust us, it’s harder than it sounds! And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on the “Slime Slingshot Race” where you launch yourself across the map using nothing but slimes and sheer determination.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us on our server and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, we have TNT cannons)!

NopeTastyCraft

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	7318
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Zombie Dances:	10
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	597
Dimension Hops:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that just serve up the same old bland gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a gourmet feast for your gaming taste buds!

Join us and discover the secret ingredient that will make you go “nope” faster than a creeper exploding in your face. Our server is so wild and wacky, it’s like a buffet of chaos and craziness.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of dancing pigs wearing top hats appears out of nowhere. Or maybe you’re building a majestic castle when a giant chicken swoops down and steals your blocks.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a special potion that turns all the water into hot sauce, because who needs boring old H2O when you can have a fiery fiesta in every river and lake?

So come join us and experience the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Just remember, once you taste our special ingredient, there’s no going back!

FoodGrossOutCraft

contamination, Disgusting, Food, Food Safety, FoodGrossOutCraft, foreign object, gross, health hazard, hygiene, Nasty, nauseating, Repulsive, revolting, Shocking.., Surprise, unappetizing, unexpected, unexpected discovery, Unpleasant, UNSANITARY

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	7234
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Endless Night Skies:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Dimension Hops:	7
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	7745	Mythical Quests Completed:	30
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Divine Spears Created:	28	Gnome Villages Protected:	8

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to worry about finding gross things in your food again! Our virtual world is filled with delicious pixelated treats that are guaranteed to be 100% bug-free (unless you count the occasional spider block). Say goodbye to food poisoning and hello to endless feasts fit for a virtual king! Plus, rumor has it that our enchanted kitchen has a secret recipe for a potion that gives you the power to eat as much cake as you want without gaining a single virtual pound. So come on over and dig in, because on our server, the only thing you’ll be finding in your food is pure, unadulterated fun!

TasteBudTerror Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	1761
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	13	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Love Letters Sent:	15	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Join our Minecraft server and find out! Our world is filled with mysterious foods that look incredibly appetizing but will make your character gag when they take a bite. From rainbow-colored cakes that taste like dirt to golden apples that taste like rotten eggs, our server will keep you on your toes as you try to navigate the culinary chaos.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of dancing chickens who have perfected the art of breakdancing. Watch as these feathered friends bust out their best moves and challenge you to a dance-off. Can you keep up with their fancy footwork?

If that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear waiting to be discovered. But be warned, the chest is guarded by a mischievous group of llamas who will spit at anyone who dares to get too close.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and embark on a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other!

RentRage Minecraft Server

Boundaries, college student, Communication Issues, Conflict Resolution, coworker dynamics, emotional response, full schedule, Maturity, Minecraft, picking up shifts, rent struggles, RentRage, RESPONSIBILITY, retail job, self-care, Server, setting boundaries, shift coverage, Time management, unreliable coworkers, work ethic, work stress, work-life balance

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	4717
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Emeralds Found:	2338	Players Killed by Monsters:	6829
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	6453
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of balancing school and work? Look no further, because on our server, we know the pain of dealing with unreliable coworkers like Katy and Jake.

Join our server and experience the satisfaction of telling off your lazy coworkers in a virtual world where you can escape the drama of real life. Build your own empire, gather resources, and show Katy and Jake who’s boss by being the most reliable player on the server.

Don’t let their excuses and guilt-tripping get to you, because on our server, you can focus on your own goals and achievements without being dragged down by their laziness. So come join us and unleash your inner boss while having a laugh at the ridiculousness of it all!

ChipThiefDoubleDate

Apology, awkward situation, Best Friend, Chip, ChipThiefDoubleDate, Communication, Conflict Resolution, dinner date, double date, EMBARRASSMENT, food etiquette, friendship, Girlfriend, misunderstanding, relationship, Restaurant, sharing, smoking area, Social Interaction, social norms, table manners

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	1722
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	50
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape awkward double dates and never have to worry about someone touching your food again! Join us for a wild and wacky adventure filled with crazy antics and hilarious mishaps.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, your best friend’s girlfriend appears out of nowhere and starts throwing cutlery at you for even daring to look at her plate. But fear not, on our server, you can build a fortress to protect yourself from any food-related attacks!

Embark on quests to find the legendary Curley fries that will bring peace to the land and unite all players in harmony. Or maybe just build a giant statue of a potato to show your dedication to the cause.

So why join our server? Because where else can you experience the drama of a double date gone wrong, all while building your own virtual world and laughing at the absurdity of it all. Don’t be the asshole, join us today!

CerealKiller in Minecraft SMP

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	991
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to feast on the tears of your enemies for breakfast! Our server is filled with drama, betrayal, and epic battles that will leave you craving for more. Who needs cereal when you can start your day with a side of revenge and a sprinkle of chaos? So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in our wild and wacky world!

QuitCraft: Day One Disaster

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	2065
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	26	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	417	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Farms Harvested:	408
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	36
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	5

Are you tired of the same old boring job that makes you want to pull your hair out? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from reality!

Picture this: you’re at work, staring at your computer screen, when suddenly a creeper explodes right in your boss’s office! Chaos ensues as zombies start taking over the break room and skeletons are holding meetings in the conference room.

But don’t worry, because on our server, you can join forces with other players to fight off the evil mobs and save the office from destruction. Plus, who needs a boring job when you can become a master builder and create your own virtual empire?

So say goodbye to that soul-sucking job and join our Minecraft server today for a wild adventure like no other! Who needs a paycheck when you can have diamonds and enchanted gear instead?

ChubbyCraft: Meat & Booze Edition

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	1041
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	4575	Divine Spears Created:	28
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Gods Slained:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Meteorites Collected:	0
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Magic Items Found:	7498
Emeralds Found:	8881	Mineshafts Explored:	5

Yo, have you heard of this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s so lit, it’s like a party in your computer! Join us and escape from the rising obesity-related cancer rates in China! We promise our virtual world is free from all that unhealthy stuff. Plus, we have a secret potion that makes you immune to Westernized lifestyle influences like meat and alcohol. Trust us, you won’t regret joining our server. It’s like a virtual paradise where you can build, explore, and have a blast without worrying about cancer rates or any of that boring real life stuff. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s get this party started!

BritCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	3777
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Divine Spears Created:	24
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: you spawn in and are immediately greeted by a friendly llama wearing a top hat. Why, you ask? Because on our server, llamas are the rulers and they demand to be treated like royalty!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Tea Temple, where players can sip on the finest virtual tea while battling it out in epic PvP matches. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the mystical Cup of Infinite Tea, rumored to grant wishes to those who drink from it (Disclaimer: wishes may or may not include unlimited diamonds).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the elusive Cookie Caves, where players can mine for delicious cookies instead of boring old diamonds. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can take a ride on the Flying Pig Express, a magical rollercoaster that takes you on a wild ride through the skies.

So why wait? Join our server today for a tea-riffic time filled with llamas, cookies, and flying pigs! It’s an experience you won’t find anywhere else.

Minecraft SMP: /Heem/ Havoc

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	1411
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Farms Harvested:	313	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like no other!

Join us for epic battles against a horde of evil chickens that have taken over the server! These chickens are no ordinary poultry – they have enchanted armor and weapons that will put up a fight like you’ve never seen before.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. Just watch out for the DJ zombie who likes to drop some killer beats (literally)!

And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not take a trip to the Nether where you’ll find a rollercoaster made entirely of lava! It’s a wild ride that will have you screaming with excitement (or terror).

So come join us on this wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional exploding sheep). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CraftyMomFatShameNoKids

Apology, birthday celebration, body image, body positivity, Boundaries, chaperoned visits, childhood trauma, children’s well-being, CraftyMomFatShameNoKids, Emotional Abuse, family conflict, family dynamics, fat shaming, fatphobia, mother-daughter relationship, parenting, self esteem, Therapy, toxic behavior, unhealthy relationships, weight issues

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	7413
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Ores Mined:	6497	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Dimension Hops:	10	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Are you tired of dealing with toxic family members who body shame your kids? Look no further, our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life drama! Join us for a world of blocky adventures where nobody will ever tell you that you’re fat and need to lose weight to be attractive.

Our server is a safe space for all players, regardless of their size or shape. We even have a special ice cream parlor where you can order as many scoops as you want without any judgment. And if anyone dares to body shame you or your kids, our virtual chaperones will swoop in to shut them down!

So come join us and leave the real world behind. Let’s build a community where body positivity reigns supreme and grandma can’t ruin Liam’s birthday with her fat-shaming antics. See you in the game, where the only weight that matters is the weight of your diamond armor!

UnlikedFriend Minecraft SMP

avoidance, awkwardness, Behavior, Body language, Communication, discomfort, disinterest, dislike, distant, Friend, friendship, ignoring, indifference, lack of effort, lack of support, Minecraft, negative attitude, nonverbal cues, obvious signs, smp, Tension, UnlikedFriend, unresponsive

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	5185
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	8962

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is too serious and not enough shenanigans are happening? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be if you want to laugh your blocky butt off!

Join our server if you want to witness the craziest pranks, the most epic battles, and the most ridiculous builds you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. We once had a player who built a giant toilet just because they thought it was hilarious – that’s the kind of creativity we encourage here!

And if you’re wondering if your friend doesn’t like you, just ask them to join our server. If they refuse, well, that’s a pretty obvious sign that they don’t want to have a blast with you in the most chaotic Minecraft world ever created. So leave those boring servers behind and come join us for some wild and wacky fun!

HourLeftMC

disbelief, HOLY SHIT, hour, HourLeftMC, jaw-dropping, left, Long, Movie, movie marathon, movie night, plot twist, runtime, shock, Surprise, Suspense, Thriller, time remaining, Twist, unexpected, unexpected ending, unexpected turn

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	5595
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Crops Grown:	9155	Magic Items Found:	2892
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5

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