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| Players: | 95/100 | Votes: | 1801 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 3 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 2 | Ores Mined: | 962 |
| Magic Items Found: | 8157 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 7 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 9 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 9 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 |
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Miyu is so unsexy because she accidentally turned herself into a blocky Minecraft character after trying out a new potion recipe. Now she’s stuck in the game forever, but hey, at least she’s got some killer pixelated dance moves.
Join our server and you’ll have the chance to team up with Miyu and embark on ridiculous quests, like hunting down the rarest block in the game (spoiler alert: it’s a pink sparkly diamond block) or challenging the Ender Dragon to a dance-off.
So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft SMP for a truly unforgettable experience that will leave you questioning your sanity and laughing until your sides hurt. Miyu might be unsexy, but she sure knows how to throw a party in the virtual world!
