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Players: | 93/500 | Votes: | 5910 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 |
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 10 | Mines Excavated: | 3525 |
Magic Wands Crafted: | 6 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 |
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 12 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 43 |
Heroic Legacies Created: | 4 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 2 |
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 6 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 |
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Miyu is so unsexy because she accidentally turned herself into a blocky Minecraft character after trying out a new potion recipe. Now she’s stuck in the game forever, but hey, at least she’s got some killer pixelated dance moves.
Join our server and you’ll have the chance to team up with Miyu and embark on ridiculous quests, like hunting down the rarest block in the game (spoiler alert: it’s a pink sparkly diamond block) or challenging the Ender Dragon to a dance-off.
So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft SMP for a truly unforgettable experience that will leave you questioning your sanity and laughing until your sides hurt. Miyu might be unsexy, but she sure knows how to throw a party in the virtual world!