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Minecraft SMP: MiyuNotSoSexy

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	8909
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Secret Passages Found:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane builds, epic battles, and questionable fashion choices.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Miyu is so unsexy because she accidentally turned herself into a blocky Minecraft character after trying out a new potion recipe. Now she’s stuck in the game forever, but hey, at least she’s got some killer pixelated dance moves.

Join our server and you’ll have the chance to team up with Miyu and embark on ridiculous quests, like hunting down the rarest block in the game (spoiler alert: it’s a pink sparkly diamond block) or challenging the Ender Dragon to a dance-off.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft SMP for a truly unforgettable experience that will leave you questioning your sanity and laughing until your sides hurt. Miyu might be unsexy, but she sure knows how to throw a party in the virtual world!

An Average SMP Server with a Hint of Vanilla, Java 1.21 and a side of Fabric, like Hermitcraft but invite-only!

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	362
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	3089	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	26	Treasure Maps Found:	2
New Chunks Explored:	131584	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3

Server Name	Ordinary SMP
Server Type	Vanilla
Version	Java 1.21
Whitelisted	Yes

Overview

Join Our Friendly Minecraft Community! Are you looking for a new place to build, explore, and make new friends? Look no further! Ordinary SMP might be just what you’re searching for. We boast a diverse player base from across the globe and you’re invited to join us!

FAQ

What version is the server running?

The server is running Java 1.21, always up to date with the latest features and updates.

Do you have grief protection measures in place?

Yes, although it’s a vanilla server, we have measures in place to protect your builds from griefers.

What mods are available on the server?

Some of the mods available on the server include BlueMap, AudioPlayer, Simple VoiceChat, Dragon Elytra Drops, and more.

How can I join the server?

You can join us on Discord at https://discord.gg/cscWySYVeR

Are there any server-wide events or contests?

Yes, we have server-wide events such as PVP events, build contests, and community projects. There’s always something fun going on!

Is the server whitelisted?

Yes, the server is whitelisted to ensure a high-quality community and maintain an enjoyable experience for all players.

What type of players are you looking for?

We’re looking for active and diverse players who are respectful and enjoy building, exploring, redstone engineering, or just love Minecraft.

Can I bring my friends to join the server?

Yes, you are welcome to invite your friends to join the server as long as they follow the server rules and guidelines.

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	5960
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the pixels are hotter than real life women! Our female avatars are so stunning, they make Aphrodite jealous. Join us and experience a world where beauty knows no bounds and where even the blocky characters make heads turn.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Pixel Goddess, who bestows blessings upon those who build the most epic structures. Rumor has it that those who impress her with their pixelated creations are granted special powers, like the ability to fly or summon rainbows.

So why settle for average when you can join a server where even the pixels are perfect? Come on in and see for yourself – who knows, you might just find love in a digital world!

Dawntrail Minecraft SMP: XIVG – Final Funny Fantasy

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	9536
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	113
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37
Villages Defended:	19	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Hey there fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for all you male midlanders out there! Our stocks are through the roof, just like our enthusiasm for building and exploring in this blocky world.

Join us for outrageous adventures and insane stories that will have you laughing until you cry. We’ve got resources galore, Free Companies that will make you feel like royalty, and Linkshells that will connect you with players from all over the world.

But wait, there’s more! Our upcoming event, The Rising, is going to blow your mind with epic quests and rewards that will have you coming back for more. So why wait? Join us now and let the fun begin! Remember, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the block limit in Minecraft, but who’s counting?).

CraftyMansion

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	3496
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Holy Grails Found:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Ores Mined:	9973	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Have you ever seen those fancy rich folks sipping on champagne and playing golf? Well, forget all that nonsense and join our Minecraft server instead! Why waste your time on a boring old golf course when you could be building epic castles and battling dragons in our virtual world?

Our server is the perfect place for those who prefer pixelated adventures over pretentious pastimes. We’ve got a community of players who are always up for a good laugh, whether it’s trolling each other with TNT traps or staging epic PvP battles.

And if you’re worried about not fitting in because you’re not rolling in dough, fear not! We welcome players of all backgrounds, from broke college students to retired grandmas. As long as you’re ready to have a good time, you’ll fit right in.

So say goodbye to stuffy country clubs and hello to our crazy Minecraft server! Who needs a fancy yacht when you can sail the high seas in a blocky pirate ship? Join us today and start living the high life… Minecraft style!

CraftyCreeperJewYorkAttack

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	365
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Towns Built:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

join our epic minecraft server where you can escape from the real world craziness and dive into a virtual world of blocky fun! we have so many cool features like flying pigs, exploding chickens, and a secret underground disco party for all players to enjoy!

rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you’ll find a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden carrots. but be careful, there are also creepy creatures lurking in the shadows, like zombie llamas and skeleton cows.

our community is full of friendly players who love to build giant statues of themselves and have epic battles with giant mutant squids. we even have our own currency called “minecraft moolah” that you can use to buy rare items and power-ups.

so come join us on our server and let your imagination run wild! who knows, you might even uncover a conspiracy involving evil villagers and a plot to take over the minecraft universe. it’s a wild ride, so buckle up and get ready for some blocky adventures!

Pixel News Network

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	6260
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Endless Night Skies:	4	Dimension Hops:	13
Buildings Constructed:	26	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Holy Grails Found:	1

u gotta join dis server cuz we got pigs flyin’ and cows doin’ the macarena. u can build a house outta diamonds and ride a llama into battle. our mods are like wizards, they can make ur wildest dreams come true. one time, a player found a secret portal to a land made entirely of cheese. u never know what crazy shenanigans will happen next. so join us, or u’ll be missin’ out on all the fun, bro!

What is the IP for Johnny Minecraft Minecraft Server?

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	9114
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	33
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	39	Dragonkin Hatched:	1

Johnny Minecraft is a popular Minecraft content creator known for his entertaining gameplay videos and tutorials. With a passion for gaming and a knack for creativity, Johnny has built a dedicated following on various social media platforms. His engaging personality and love for all things Minecraft make him a favorite among fans of the game.

Greave.net

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	4668
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

GREAVE is a Public Minecraft Network open to Java players! Come join our LIFE STEAL server which are always fun to play! We hope to see you soon on Greave.net

greave.net

Banana Sandwich: Where we spread fun, not mayo! Minecraft [SMP] 1.21+ 18+ Voice chat

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	6159
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Star Shards Collected:	94
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Emeralds Found:	3423
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Farms Harvested:	851
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Version	1.21.1 (Hermitcraft inspired)
Addons	Minimal addons (Playerheads, Armor stand arms, invisible item frames)
Player Base	Dedicated player base with fun events
Economy	Diamond economy
Rules	Basic rules: no griefing, no cheating, etc…

Contact plooop on Discord to join or join through the Discord: https://discord.gg/J6tNPBVKq4

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How old is the server?	The server is 6 weeks old
Is the server whitelisted?	Yes, the server is whitelisted
What is the average age range of players?	The average age range is lower 20s but we have a wide range of players
How can I join the server?	Contact plooop on Discord or join through the provided Discord link

Minecraft Server: Illustrious Mari’s Block Party

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	6614
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Zombie Dances:	0
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Astral Projections Made:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Dragons Tamed:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us and you’ll be transported to a world where Mari Makinami Illustrious is not just a good character, but the ruler of the entire server! That’s right, she’s calling the shots and leading us to victory against the evil creepers and zombies.

But that’s not all! On our server, you’ll find hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted golden apples. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary Sword of Mari, a weapon so powerful it can defeat any foe with just one swing!

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness and mayhem of Mari Makinami Illustrious like never before! Trust us, you won’t regret it.