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MineCraftGuiltyPleasure

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	7005
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	61	Mines Excavated:	3215
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

Join our server for the chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and even have dance parties with friendly creepers! That’s right, our server is filled with wacky and wild adventures that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco club where players can show off their best dance moves and win epic prizes. And if you’re feeling daring, you can even challenge the Ender Dragon to a game of chess – loser has to wear a tutu for a week!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest and most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Speed Test Thread Minecraft SMP

#datamining, Broadband, Country, data, data analysis, discussion, forum, internet, Minecraft, Network, ONLINE, Pacific Northwest, Paying, payment, PNW USA, smp, SPEED, speed test, speed test thread, Technology, test, Thread, Usa

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	9797
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Towns Built:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as slow as a turtle stuck in molasses? Well, look no further because our server is so fast, it’ll make your head spin faster than a tornado in a hurricane! Join us and experience the thrill of lightning-speed gameplay that will leave you questioning if you’ve accidentally entered the Matrix.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is located in the mystical land of PNW USA, where unicorns roam free and diamonds grow on trees. Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical leprechaun who lives in a mushroom hut. Want to fly like a bird? Done. Want to swim in a pool of lava without getting burned? Easy peasy. Want a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples? Well, that might be pushing it, but hey, it’s worth a shot!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers and skeletons. It’s a party you won’t want to miss!

SisterSplit Minecraft Server

age gap, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, dungeons & dragons, emotional cheating, family, forgiveness, friendship, Honesty, Intimacy, loyalty, mental health, Minecraft, Polyamory, relationships, Server, SisterSplit, Stability, Support, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	5020
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like a soap opera! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of this player’s sister and her ex-boyfriend.

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of uncovering scandalous secrets and navigating complicated relationships, all while building your dream Minecraft world. Who needs reality TV when you can have all the drama right here in our server?

So come on in and join the chaos, because on this server, anything can happen – and it usually does!

LavaWatchersMC

anger, Apology, BETRAYAL, burns, communication breakdown, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, emergency response, emotional distress, Emotional support, Explanation, family dynamics, Fire Accident, friendship, hospitalization, LavaWatchersMC, maternal instinct, misunderstanding, physical injury, self-care, social media drama

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	4428
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Chimeras Created:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	4774
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Mines Excavated:	2994
Magic Items Found:	7659	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3

Join our Minecraft server for the most intense and fiery gameplay experience ever! Just like the time Dave accidentally set himself on fire while making lunch, things can get pretty heated on our server.

We promise insane moments like when I tackled Dave to put out the flames, or when Jessie just sat there screaming while chaos ensued. And don’t worry, we won’t forget the baby – even though Jessie did in her social media post.

So come join us for a wild ride filled with drama, burns, and questionable decision-making. Who knows, you might even find yourself body slamming your friends in-game! Just remember, no matter what happens, it’s all in good fun on our server.

Sun Probe Adventures

Adventures, Astronomy, closest approach, heliosphere, NASA, Parker Solar Probe, Probe, scientific research, solar atmosphere, solar corona, solar data, solar heat, solar mission, solar radiation, solar science, solar study, solar system, solar technology, solar wind, space exploration, spacecraft, Sun

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	5197
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Enchantments Applied:	219
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11

yo, dis server be lit like da sun, but not as hot cuz we ain’t tryna melt yo blocky characters. we got space ships flyin’ around like NASA’s Parker Solar Probe, tryna get as close to da sun as possible without burnin’ up. join dis server if you wanna be part of da craziest space adventure in Minecraft history. we got aliens, we got laser guns, we even got a secret moon base where we plan our next attack on da creepers. so come join us and let’s explore da final frontier together, one block at a time. #minecraftmadness #outerspacefun #sunburntbutstillcool

Free Mind Oasis 1.21

avoid caring, Content Creation, fear of judgment, free, intimidated, Mind, Oasis, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, self esteem, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-confidence, self-conscious, self-doubt, self-perception, Shy.., social anxiety, Tips

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	8907
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Mythical Quests Completed:	18
Gods Slained:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1

Join our Minecraft server and escape reality with us! We don’t judge, we just build and have fun! Plus, who needs real-life friends when you can have virtual ones who don’t know your cringy past? Let’s all pretend to be pretty together in the pixelated world of Minecraft! Come join us and leave your worries behind!

Why am I supposed to like Minecraft SMP Hitler/ Nazis again?

Adolf Hitler, anti-semitism, authoritarianism, Dictatorship, fascism, Genocide, Hate Speech, Historical revisionism, History, hitler, Holocaust, Minecraft, Nazi Germany, Nazis, political extremism, Propaganda, smp, supposed, totalitarianism, War Crimes, White Supremacy, world war II, Xenophobia

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	8757
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Our server is so epic that even Hitler himself would want to join (if he wasn’t, you know, dead). Imagine building a secret underground base with your friends, only to have it invaded by a horde of zombie pigmen riding on flying llamas. Or participating in a massive PvP battle where the only weapons allowed are giant rubber chickens.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret society of evil llamas who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their nefarious plans? The choice is yours!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the most outrageous and hilarious gameplay you’ve ever seen. Just remember, things may get a little weird, but that’s all part of the fun!

ArtilleryCraft Minecraft Server

2025, arms manufacturing, artillery shells, ArtilleryCraft, defense budget, defense capabilities, Defense Commissioner, defense industry, defense news, defense policy, defense procurement, defense strategy, EU, european union, Media, Military, military technology, Minecraft, News, production, SECURITY, Server, weapons

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	9094
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Void Armor Forged:	26	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	17

lol join our minecraft server cuz we gonna make 2 million artillery shells in 2025. yep, u heard that right. we gonna be the most protected server out there. ain’t no creepers gonna mess with us when we got that kinda firepower. plus, our defense commissioner is a total badass. he once took down a whole army of skeletons with just a wooden sword. true story. so come join us and be part of the most epic defense team in minecraft history. let’s blow stuff up and protect our turf like never before. #artilleryshellpower #minecraftdefensecommissioner #creeperproofserver

PopeCraft: Holy Hypocrisy

arm Ukraine, Conflict Resolution, diplomatic silence, eastern europe, Euromaidan Press, geopolitical tensions, global security, HOLY, humanitarian crisis, Hypocrisy, hypocritical, international relations, military support, peace negotiations, political hypocrisy, pope francis, PopeCraft, religious leader, russian aggression, Russian terror, ukraine conflict, Vatican diplomacy, war-torn country

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	2798
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	9209
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43

“LOL come join this cray cray Minecraft server where we have Pope Francis as our admin! He may be silent on Russian terror but he’s all about arming Ukraine in the game! Watch out for those creepers, they’re like the Russian terrorists of Minecraft. Join now for a wild ride of epic battles and holy blessings from Pope Francis himself. Let’s get hyped and build the most lit world ever! #PopeFrancisApproved”

Enchanted Quests 1.20.5

1.20.5, acceptance, comic relief, confusion, cultural norms, discrimination, Diversity, dumb retard, Enchanted, humor, Icon, inclusion, LGBTQ, Marginalized, media representation, misunderstanding, Quests, Role, satire, social commentary, stereotype, Treatment, Yuri community

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	4917
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	7369
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	365	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	54
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Holy Grails Found:	4

Yo, bro, come join this Minecraft server where you can be the ultimate dumb retard and get treated like a god by the Yuri community! It’s like being in a crazy comic book where you’re the star of the show, but also everyone’s favorite joke at the same time. Don’t question it, just embrace the chaos and let your inner shizo crazy 4chan anon shine!

Scaly Minecraft SMP – General Lizard

Anthros, Argonians, Dinosaurs, dragons, FAQ, ferals, festive scalies, general, human/scaly, kobolds, lewd, lit, LIZARD, LIZARDS, Minecraft, reptiles, Resources, scaly, Sharks, smp, SMUT, Snakes, Wyverns

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	2208
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	38
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	5397

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as a lizard on a hot rock? Look no further than our server! We welcome all scaly creatures, from dragons to dinosaurs to even shark people. Want to roleplay as a kobold or Argonian? Go for it! Just no monstergirls, please. We’ve got a whole library of scaly smut and lizard writings for your…ahem…research purposes. Plus, we have a strict no anatomy arguments policy – save that for the scientists, folks. And if you’re feeling festive, show us your most holiday-ready scalies! Who knows, maybe snanta himself will pay us a visit. Join now for a reptilian adventure like no other!