Unapologetic Minecraft Servers

Unapologetic Minecraft Servers

  • Ceres Fauna: Straight up Unapologetic Chud Minecraft SMP

    Ceres Fauna: Straight up Unapologetic Chud Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 110/500 Votes: 2000
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Lunar Scepters Activated: 9
    Villages Defended: 11 Phantom Ships Sailed: 3
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 9
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 4 Invisible Walls Found: 4
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 8 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 10
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 25 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1
    Soul Contracts Signed: 2 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5

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    Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild and unpredictable as Fauna’s hot takes? Look no further, because our server is where the real party is at! We don’t just build houses and mine for diamonds, oh no. We have epic battles where we ride pigs into battle and throw potatoes at each other like true warriors.

    Join us if you want to be part of a community that embraces chaos and absurdity. We once had a prank war that ended with someone building a giant toilet in the middle of spawn, and let’s just say things got pretty messy (literally).

    Plus, our server is the only place where you can find Vtuber-inspired builds that are… let’s just say, a little unconventional. We have statues of Vtubers with toilet heads, because why not? It’s all in good fun, right?

    So if you’re ready to laugh, cry, and maybe question your sanity a little bit, come join us on our Minecraft SMP. Just remember, on this server, anything goes – even if it involves toilets and dick-sucking women. Love.

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  • StraightOuttaMinecraft SMP

    StraightOuttaMinecraft SMP
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    Players: 94/700 Votes: 841
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 5
    Talking Trees Consulted: 6 Secret Libraries Discovered: 5
    Cursed Statues Activated: 2 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 6
    Ether Blades Crafted: 4 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 9 Powerful Allies Recruited: 4
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2 Phantom Rings Equipped: 22
    Crystal Wands Charged: 18 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 52

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    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to embrace the chaos! Why join us, you ask? Well, let me give you a few outrageous reasons:

    1. We have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, but only those who can recite the entire script of Monty Python and the Holy Grail backwards can enter.

    2. Our server mascot is a llama named Sir Reginald III, who wears a monocle and top hat and judges all building competitions with a snooty British accent.

    3. We hold weekly “BBC Appreciation Days” where we build giant statues of…well, you know what BBC stands for.

    4. Rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who tells terrible dad jokes all night long.

    5. We have a PvP arena where players can battle it out using nothing but enchanted carrots as weapons. The winner gets a golden toilet seat as a trophy.

    So, if you’re ready to embrace the madness and have a laugh while building epic creations, come join us! Just remember, there’s nothing you can do about our outrageous shenanigans. Cheers!

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  • Scoreman’s Minecraft Server

    Scoreman’s Minecraft Server
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    Players: 106/800 Votes: 1828
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Epic Battles Fought: 14 Eternal Flames Captured: 5
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 2
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 3 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 1
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 1 Phantom Horses Ridden: 2
    Runes Activated: 6 Soul Contracts Signed: 1
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 2 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 4 Paranormal Events Investigated: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you ready to join the most epic, outrageous, and downright crazy server out there? Well, look no further because Scoresman’s Minecraft server is where it’s at!

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, Scoresman decided to create a Minecraft server like no other. A server where you can get drunk, have fun, meet new friends, and maybe even find love (or just some good old-fashioned chaos).

    Picture this: You’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a wild Scoresman appears, offering you a drink and a wild adventure. You’ll embark on quests, battle epic bosses, and maybe even stumble upon a secret disco party hidden deep within the server.

    So, if you’re ready to experience the craziest, most unpredictable, and downright hilarious Minecraft server of all time, then join Scoresman’s server today. Because remember, Scoresman is all about having a damn good time, and that’s exactly what you’ll get here. Cheers to that!

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  • AnimeChadZer0Fucks Minecraft Server

    AnimeChadZer0Fucks Minecraft Server
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    Players: 97/100 Votes: 2859
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 1 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3
    Portal Loops Escaped: 2 Infinity Stones Found: 1
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 8 Living Statues Befriended: 1
    Meteorites Collected: 1 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 8
    Love Letters Sent: 6 Mimic Chests Discovered: 5
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3
    Legendary Scepters Created: 4 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers where everyone is just mining and building? Well, look no further because our server is run by a group of anime chads who give zero fucks about women! That’s right, these guys are too busy slaying dragons and conquering dungeons to even notice the female players.

    Join our server if you want to be part of a community where toxic masculinity reigns supreme and where the only thing that matters is flexing your virtual muscles. Our anime chads will show you how to be the ultimate alpha gamer, whether you’re battling mobs or just hanging out in the virtual hot tub.

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and unleash your inner anime chad! Just be prepared to leave your sensitivity at the door and embrace the testosterone-fueled madness that awaits you. Let’s get ready to rumble!

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  • Surviving Minecraft’s Pandemic: Prosper SMP – Come for the vanilla, stay for the chaos!

    Surviving Minecraft’s Pandemic: Prosper SMP – Come for the vanilla, stay for the chaos!
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    Players: 92/800 Votes: 1356
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Titanic Battles Fought: 11 Potions Brewed: 124
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 19 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 89 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 4 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4
    Villages Defended: 16 Mines Excavated: 2986
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 14 Gryphons Tamed: 3
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5

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    Minecraft Server Overview

    Community Features
    Shared interest in Minecraft
    Encourages playing a variety of games
    Major build projects underway
    Friendly and mature community

    FAQs

    Question Answer
    Are new members welcome? Yes, we are very welcoming to new members!
    Are hackers allowed on the server? No, hackers or griefers are not allowed.
    What are the rules? We are pretty light on rules but we don’t tolerate disruptive behavior. Be respectful to other players.
    Do I need to join the discord to join the Minecraft server? Yes, all members must join the discord to join the server. Here is the invite link: https://discord.com/invite/4v5ruAWRKv

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  • CraftyCouple Minecraft Server

    CraftyCouple Minecraft Server
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    Players: 99/800 Votes: 8676
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 6 Dragon Scales Harvested: 359
    Holy Grails Found: 4 Powerful Allies Recruited: 6
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5 Underground Cities Explored: 2
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3 Evil Twin Fights: 2
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 15 Towns Built: 8
    Buildings Constructed: 49 Backwards Speech Heard: 5
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 1 Dimension Hops: 12

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most insane place to build and survive!

    Join us and you’ll be greeted by a team of dancing llamas who will guide you through our enchanted forest filled with flying pigs and talking sheep. But be careful, because our resident Ender Dragon loves to photobomb your selfies and steal your diamonds!

    Need a break from building? How about joining our weekly hot dog eating contest where the winner gets a golden toilet seat as a prize! And don’t forget about our legendary parkour course where the obstacles include dodging exploding chickens and riding on the backs of giant turtles.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wackiest and most ridiculous adventures that Minecraft has to offer! Trust us, you’ll never want to leave (or maybe you will, who knows?).

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  • SurfaceLaptop5MCServer

    SurfaceLaptop5MCServer
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    Players: 109/700 Votes: 7712
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 12
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 8 Meteorite Armor Created: 27
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3 Eternal Flames Captured: 3
    Enchanted Armories Found: 9 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 34
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Vanishing Items Found: 3
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 8 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of waiting for your Surface Laptop 5 to arrive? Well, why not join our Minecraft server instead! For just $1122 (which is totally not a rip-off, we promise), you can escape your poorfag shithole and enter a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house.

    On our server, you can build a mansion made entirely out of diamonds, ride pigs into battle against evil mobs, and even participate in our annual “Lava Parkour Challenge” where the winner gets a free pet dragon (Disclaimer: dragons may or may not actually exist in Minecraft).

    So forget about your questionable purchase decisions and come join us on the most epic Minecraft server ever created! Who needs a Surface Laptop 5 when you can have a virtual world full of adventure and endless possibilities?

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  • TripTrolls Minecraft Server

    TripTrolls Minecraft Server
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    Players: 97/100 Votes: 7228
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 1 Meteorite Armor Created: 18
    Buildings Constructed: 47 Shadow Figures Spotted: 7
    Arcane Towers Raised: 3 Soul Swords Wielded: 5
    Horror Stories Survived: 6 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Eerie Music Discs Played: 4
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5 Secret Libraries Discovered: 5
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 29

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds just like in this wild trip story! Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and unexpected twists that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat.

    Looking for a server with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of redstone? Look no further! Our server is filled with surprises at every turn, just like when Lisa invited herself on that trip and then blocked everyone for no reason.

    Join us for a trip down memory lane as we navigate through friendships, drama, and unexpected block placements. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation where you have to block someone just like Lisa did!

    So come on down to our server and experience the thrill of uncertainty and chaos in a world where anything can happen. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a stack of popcorn, because you won’t want to miss a single moment on this crazy ride!

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  • CakeAtMidnight80

    CakeAtMidnight80
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    Players: 95/300 Votes: 9211
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0 Astral Staffs Crafted: 10
    Enchantments Applied: 269 Meteorites Collected: 3
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Towns Built: 1
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 7 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6
    Gods Slained: 1 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 14
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6 Wyrmholes Dug: 4
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 5 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like a soap opera! Join us for a wild ride filled with family feuds, secret emails, and wedding cancellations.

    Witness the epic saga of a bridezilla who wanted a $7000 flower package, a dad who spilled the beans about wedding finances, and a brother caught in the middle of it all. Will love conquer all, or will the wedding be called off for good?

    But don’t worry, amidst all the chaos, there’s still time for Grandma’s birthday bash! Join us as we navigate through family drama, broken hearts, and ultimately, finding the true meaning of love and support.

    So why wait? Join our server now for a rollercoaster of emotions and unforgettable moments! Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft drama at its finest?

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  • CraftyCreeperz Minecraft Server

    CraftyCreeperz Minecraft Server
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    Players: 107/600 Votes: 2275
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Epic Mounts Acquired: 7
    Demon Skulls Collected: 23 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 13
    Buildings Constructed: 37 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 14 Undead Armies Raised: 0
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 42 Love Letters Sent: 3
    Star Shards Collected: 92 Enchantments Applied: 261

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like the wildest Reddit post you’ve ever seen! Join us for a crazy ride filled with insane builds, wacky adventures, and a community that is as wild as a pack of rabid wolves. Trust us, you won’t find a more disturbingly awesome server anywhere else! So come on and join us, if you dare… 😉🔥🤪

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  • BlockyAddictz

    BlockyAddictz
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    Players: 108/700 Votes: 8431
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 9 Alien Abductions: 3
    Rune Stones Activated: 10 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 8 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 15 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Magic Crystals Found: 17 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3
    Living Statues Befriended: 3 Enchanted Armories Found: 10
    Soul Swords Wielded: 6 Potions Brewed: 102

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you addicted to building epic castles that defy the laws of physics? Do you find yourself spending hours mining for diamonds just to flex on your friends? Well, have we got the perfect Minecraft server for you!

    Join our server and indulge in your addiction to pixelated perfection. Our community of players is so dedicated to their craft that they once built a replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks and sheer determination. And don’t even get us started on the time someone created a functioning roller coaster that could launch you into the stratosphere.

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a mythical creature that guards the rarest treasures in all of Minecraft. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Diamond Dragon in battle, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited diamonds for life. So what are you waiting for? Join our server and feed your addiction to all things blocky and beautiful!

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  • MineCraftManiaJPKH

    MineCraftManiaJPKH
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    Players: 104/200 Votes: 5920
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Emeralds Found: 7794 Endless Mazes Solved: 3
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 18
    Cursed Amulets Found: 1 Cursed Taverns Survived: 4
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3 Magical Frogs Kissed: 2
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 7 Royal Decrees Issued: 2
    Magic Wands Crafted: 24 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 14
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 9 Paranormal Events Investigated: 2

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    so like, imagine this: you’re chillin’ in Minecraft, mining some diamonds and building a sick castle, when suddenly Japan and Cambodia show up like “yo, we’re here to help remove landmines from Ukraine!”

    like, what even is happening?! but hey, if you wanna be part of this wild adventure and help save the day, then you gotta join our server. we’ve got landmines to defuse, countries to unite, and diamonds to mine.

    plus, rumor has it that if you help out, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can ride a unicorn and battle a dragon. like, how epic is that?! so come join us and be a hero in the craziest Minecraft server ever.

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  • CraftyComms: Bad Reception, Good Conveyance

    CraftyComms: Bad Reception, Good Conveyance
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    Players: 91/800 Votes: 3640
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Cursed Swords Broken: 3
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 6 Phantom Rings Equipped: 9
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 13 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 17
    Star Shards Collected: 243 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 41 Fairy Circles Danced In: 7
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 10 Hidden Passages Discovered: 2
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2

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    so, like, this server is like, the best place to be if you want to like, improve your reception skills. like, forget about talking to people, here you gotta focus on like, understanding them without even saying a word. it’s like, mind-blowing, dude.

    we got this one player who like, only communicates in emojis. you gotta like, decode their messages to figure out what they’re saying. it’s like, a whole new level of communication, man.

    and then there’s this other player who like, speaks in riddles. you gotta like, solve their puzzles to understand what they’re trying to tell you. it’s like, a real brain workout, bro.

    oh, and don’t even get me started on the secret codes hidden throughout the server. if you can like, crack them all, you’ll be like, the master of reception. it’s like, the ultimate challenge, dude.

    so, like, if you wanna like, level up your reception skills and like, totally blow your mind, then you gotta like, join this server, man. it’s like, the best place to be if you wanna like, communicate without even saying a word.

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  • 🍭 LOLLIPOPMC 🍭 ADMINISTRATION IN AN HOUR OF GAME 🍭 HOORAY 🍭 Minecraft server

    🍭 LOLLIPOPMC 🍭 ADMINISTRATION IN AN HOUR OF GAME 🍭 HOORAY 🍭 Minecraft server
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    Players: 97/100 Votes: 9131
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Pirate Ships Raided: 3 Alien Abductions: 2
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1 Eerie Music Discs Played: 3
    Arcane Towers Raised: 2 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 3 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Titan Hearts Harvested: 4
    Mythical Relics Collected: 19 Mines Excavated: 2890
    Rune Stones Activated: 4 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2

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    A high-quality CIS server with many custom modes and mini-games, a bunch of custom features, a unique resource pack, full of hand-drawn menus, icons and models, awesome cosmetics, kind and responsive admins, and an extremely cozy atmosphere!The modes that we have available at the moment are:⬤ Vanillium Survival A regular survival, but with the addition of many unique mechanics created by us. For example, a unique settlement system that allows you to infinitely expand your possessions, provide players with access to specific areas in it and much, much more; a bazaar and auction system that greatly increases the possibilities of trade between players, many pleasant and convenient improvements and unique opportunities and much more!⬤ CandyLands RolePlay mode, where everyone can become whoever they want, inside a unique system built by players! Without any privates, plugins and everything else. Only real Minecraft and the best community for the game!⬤ Team Anarchy Choose one of the sides in the conflict or stay on the sidelines, working as a mercenary! Explore a unique generation full of beauty and hidden dangers, earn soul shards for killing players, develop your settlement, protect the main base, become a warlord and lead the team to victory! Detailed description of mini-games:⬤ SkyWars (PvP version 1.9)A mini-game that has already become a legend! Here, among the clouds, players fight for the main prize, using an arsenal of chests and honing their PVP skills. Your task is to become the last survivor in this heavenly arena! This mini-game contains such sub-modes as: ● Standard – classic SkyWars, where you need to collect all the necessary resources as quickly as possible and defeat the rest of the players. ● Arcade – a mode with a large number of random events, such as “Rain of Arrows”, “Mob Spawn”, “Hunger”, etc. There are also archaeological items with which you can get the rarest loot. To get such loot, you need to dig up any block with an archaeological item and then break this block. Redstone ore drops potions, while netherite drops netherite armor and weapons. You can choose a skill before the game starts, while you are in the capsule. ● MassBrawl – the same mechanics as the “Standard” mode, but each team has 20 players.⬤ BedWars (PvP version 1.9)We are sure that all of you have played this mini-mode, so we will not describe its basics, but we can describe the features of our BedWars:● A huge number of unique and beautiful cards, the list of which is constantly updated. ● Convenient system of restarting the game. You do not need to re-enter anywhere, the game itself will create for you a session that is as similar as possible to the one you were in before the restart. ● A large list of useful things with which you can win the most hopeless game, and this is available to all players! The main thing that is required of you is to learn how to use them and win!⬤ PracticeGames Lots of competitive mini-games where you can compete with both your friends and other players in various challenges and conditions! ● FreeForAll – A mini-game in which crowds of players collide in a mad meat grinder, with the goal of getting as many frags as possible and taking the TOP-1 in a certain time! ● Duels – A mini-game that allows you to resolve any disagreements in a fair duel! You can vote for the items that both players will have at the beginning of the game. If players vote for different items, the choice will be random. ● Knockback – A mini-game in which players must knock all members of the enemy team off the arena using a push stick and a bow. ● CrossBowMan – A mini-game in which players need to shoot at mobs, gaining points. With each round, there are fewer players, and the weapons are improved. Different amounts of points are awarded for hitting different mobs.⬤ BuildingGames A variety of building mini-games and their variations, where you can compete in building skills with both your friends and other players. ● BiuldBattle – Simple – You need to build something on the announced theme in a certain time. The better you cope with the task, the more chances you have to win! ● BiuldBattle – Advanced – The same as the standard BuildBattle, but the theme is supplemented 3 times during the game. ● SpeedBuilders – You need to build an exact copy of the building that you will be shown at the beginning of the round. In each round, the player with a lower percentage of coincidence than the others is eliminated.⬤ BridgeBoom A mini-game where you need to destroy the enemy team’s core and destroy your opponents to win. The enemy core can only be destroyed by a player with the “team bomb” role. You can tell who has this role by the inscription above the ally’s head.

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