Unapologetic Minecraft Servers

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  • Ceres Fauna: Straight up Unapologetic Chud Minecraft SMP

    Ceres Fauna: Straight up Unapologetic Chud Minecraft SMP

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    Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild and unpredictable as Fauna’s hot takes? Look no further, because our server is where the real party is at! We don’t just build houses and mine for diamonds, oh no. We have epic battles where we ride pigs into battle and throw potatoes at each other like true warriors.

    Join us if you want to be part of a community that embraces chaos and absurdity. We once had a prank war that ended with someone building a giant toilet in the middle of spawn, and let’s just say things got pretty messy (literally).

    Plus, our server is the only place where you can find Vtuber-inspired builds that are… let’s just say, a little unconventional. We have statues of Vtubers with toilet heads, because why not? It’s all in good fun, right?

    So if you’re ready to laugh, cry, and maybe question your sanity a little bit, come join us on our Minecraft SMP. Just remember, on this server, anything goes – even if it involves toilets and dick-sucking women. Love.

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    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • StraightOuttaMinecraft SMP

    StraightOuttaMinecraft SMP

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    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to embrace the chaos! Why join us, you ask? Well, let me give you a few outrageous reasons:

    1. We have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, but only those who can recite the entire script of Monty Python and the Holy Grail backwards can enter.

    2. Our server mascot is a llama named Sir Reginald III, who wears a monocle and top hat and judges all building competitions with a snooty British accent.

    3. We hold weekly “BBC Appreciation Days” where we build giant statues of…well, you know what BBC stands for.

    4. Rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who tells terrible dad jokes all night long.

    5. We have a PvP arena where players can battle it out using nothing but enchanted carrots as weapons. The winner gets a golden toilet seat as a trophy.

    So, if you’re ready to embrace the madness and have a laugh while building epic creations, come join us! Just remember, there’s nothing you can do about our outrageous shenanigans. Cheers!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Scoreman’s Minecraft Server

    Scoreman’s Minecraft Server

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    Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you ready to join the most epic, outrageous, and downright crazy server out there? Well, look no further because Scoresman’s Minecraft server is where it’s at!

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, Scoresman decided to create a Minecraft server like no other. A server where you can get drunk, have fun, meet new friends, and maybe even find love (or just some good old-fashioned chaos).

    Picture this: You’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a wild Scoresman appears, offering you a drink and a wild adventure. You’ll embark on quests, battle epic bosses, and maybe even stumble upon a secret disco party hidden deep within the server.

    So, if you’re ready to experience the craziest, most unpredictable, and downright hilarious Minecraft server of all time, then join Scoresman’s server today. Because remember, Scoresman is all about having a damn good time, and that’s exactly what you’ll get here. Cheers to that!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • AnimeChadZer0Fucks Minecraft Server

    AnimeChadZer0Fucks Minecraft Server

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    Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers where everyone is just mining and building? Well, look no further because our server is run by a group of anime chads who give zero fucks about women! That’s right, these guys are too busy slaying dragons and conquering dungeons to even notice the female players.

    Join our server if you want to be part of a community where toxic masculinity reigns supreme and where the only thing that matters is flexing your virtual muscles. Our anime chads will show you how to be the ultimate alpha gamer, whether you’re battling mobs or just hanging out in the virtual hot tub.

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and unleash your inner anime chad! Just be prepared to leave your sensitivity at the door and embrace the testosterone-fueled madness that awaits you. Let’s get ready to rumble!

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  • ExFriendExiledMC

    ExFriendExiledMC

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    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s drama-free? Look no further! Our server is like a peaceful oasis in a sea of teenage friend group chaos.

    Join us and escape the toxic relationships and name-calling of real life. No more worrying about who’s unfollowing who on social media or who’s excluding who from group projects. On our server, the only drama you’ll find is when someone accidentally blows up their own house with TNT.

    And if you’re worried about uninviting someone from a ticketed event, don’t stress! On our server, everyone is invited to the virtual party, even if they’ve been blocked or unfollowed. Plus, you won’t have to worry about getting repaid for those tickets – everything is free in the Minecraft world!

    So come join us and leave the real-life drama behind. Who needs friends when you have a diamond sword and a creeper-proof fortress? Let’s build and battle together, because on our server, the only thing exploding will be your mind with fun!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • 200YearLife Minecraft SMP

    200YearLife Minecraft SMP

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    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where anything goes and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the laws of physics, but who cares about those anyway?).

    Picture this: you log on to our server and immediately find yourself in the middle of a giant chicken race with the other players. The winner gets a diamond block and the losers have to wear chicken suits for a week. And that’s just the beginning! We have weekly events like lava parkour, zombie pigman rodeos, and even a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself (spoiler alert: he’s actually a really good DJ).

    But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to live for 200 years thanks to our magical time-extending potion. Imagine all the diamonds you could mine, all the mobs you could slay, and all the epic bases you could build in two centuries! Plus, rumor has it that if you reach the ripe old age of 200, you’ll unlock the secret ability to fly on a giant rainbow-colored llama. Who wouldn’t want that?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and get ready for a lifetime (or two) of laughs, adventure, and maybe a little bit of chaos. Just remember, anything can happen on our server, so buckle up and get ready for the ride of your life!

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    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • BlockBusterOpinions

    BlockBusterOpinions

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    Are you tired of boring old movie discussions? Do you want to debate the most controversial movie takes with fellow Minecraft players? Join our server and argue about why Sharknado is the greatest cinematic masterpiece of all time or why The Emoji Movie deserved an Oscar! Our community is full of film fanatics who love to stir up some drama and have a laugh. So come on down and let’s get ready to rumble… with popcorn in hand!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • GazaCraft: IDF Rescue Minecraft Server

    GazaCraft: IDF Rescue Minecraft Server

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    So, like, our server is so lit that even the IDF is getting in on the action! We straight up rescued a dude named Qaid Farhan Alkadi from being held captive in Gaza. Like, how crazy is that?! Join our server for some epic adventures and maybe even get rescued by a real-life military force. Who knows what could happen next?! Just make sure to watch out for creepers and stuff, they ain’t no joke. Let’s do this, gamers!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • DesertRescueCraft

    DesertRescueCraft

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    Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz we rescued a 52 year old Bedouin Israeli hostage with the help of the IDF! Like, who even does that in a game, amirite? We be out here savin’ lives and buildin’ dope structures at the same time. Plus, our admins are like, actual superheroes who can fly and shoot lasers from their eyes. So if u wanna be part of the most epic server in the universe, come join us and be a hero too! #RescueMissionGoneMinecraft #SuperheroAdmins #JoinUsOrRegretItForever

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • DinoSharkCraft

    DinoSharkCraft

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    come join our epic minecraft server where u can find the fossil of an ancient shark that swam in the age of dinosaurs!! it will solve centuries-long mystery and u can ride on its back as u battle other players in epic pvp battles!! also, did we mention there are flying pigs that shoot lasers from their eyes? yea, u heard that right. join now and experience the most insane minecraft server ever created!! 🦈🔥🐷💥

    New Minecraft Server
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