Unapologetic Minecraft Servers

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  • Ceres Fauna: Straight up Unapologetic Chud Minecraft SMP

    Ceres Fauna: Straight up Unapologetic Chud Minecraft SMP

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    Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild and unpredictable as Fauna’s hot takes? Look no further, because our server is where the real party is at! We don’t just build houses and mine for diamonds, oh no. We have epic battles where we ride pigs into battle and throw potatoes at each other like true warriors.

    Join us if you want to be part of a community that embraces chaos and absurdity. We once had a prank war that ended with someone building a giant toilet in the middle of spawn, and let’s just say things got pretty messy (literally).

    Plus, our server is the only place where you can find Vtuber-inspired builds that are… let’s just say, a little unconventional. We have statues of Vtubers with toilet heads, because why not? It’s all in good fun, right?

    So if you’re ready to laugh, cry, and maybe question your sanity a little bit, come join us on our Minecraft SMP. Just remember, on this server, anything goes – even if it involves toilets and dick-sucking women. Love.

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  • StraightOuttaMinecraft SMP

    StraightOuttaMinecraft SMP

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    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to embrace the chaos! Why join us, you ask? Well, let me give you a few outrageous reasons:

    1. We have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, but only those who can recite the entire script of Monty Python and the Holy Grail backwards can enter.

    2. Our server mascot is a llama named Sir Reginald III, who wears a monocle and top hat and judges all building competitions with a snooty British accent.

    3. We hold weekly “BBC Appreciation Days” where we build giant statues of…well, you know what BBC stands for.

    4. Rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who tells terrible dad jokes all night long.

    5. We have a PvP arena where players can battle it out using nothing but enchanted carrots as weapons. The winner gets a golden toilet seat as a trophy.

    So, if you’re ready to embrace the madness and have a laugh while building epic creations, come join us! Just remember, there’s nothing you can do about our outrageous shenanigans. Cheers!

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  • Scoreman’s Minecraft Server

    Scoreman’s Minecraft Server

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    Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you ready to join the most epic, outrageous, and downright crazy server out there? Well, look no further because Scoresman’s Minecraft server is where it’s at!

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, Scoresman decided to create a Minecraft server like no other. A server where you can get drunk, have fun, meet new friends, and maybe even find love (or just some good old-fashioned chaos).

    Picture this: You’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a wild Scoresman appears, offering you a drink and a wild adventure. You’ll embark on quests, battle epic bosses, and maybe even stumble upon a secret disco party hidden deep within the server.

    So, if you’re ready to experience the craziest, most unpredictable, and downright hilarious Minecraft server of all time, then join Scoresman’s server today. Because remember, Scoresman is all about having a damn good time, and that’s exactly what you’ll get here. Cheers to that!

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  • AnimeChadZer0Fucks Minecraft Server

    AnimeChadZer0Fucks Minecraft Server

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    Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers where everyone is just mining and building? Well, look no further because our server is run by a group of anime chads who give zero fucks about women! That’s right, these guys are too busy slaying dragons and conquering dungeons to even notice the female players.

    Join our server if you want to be part of a community where toxic masculinity reigns supreme and where the only thing that matters is flexing your virtual muscles. Our anime chads will show you how to be the ultimate alpha gamer, whether you’re battling mobs or just hanging out in the virtual hot tub.

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and unleash your inner anime chad! Just be prepared to leave your sensitivity at the door and embrace the testosterone-fueled madness that awaits you. Let’s get ready to rumble!

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  • Gaia Craft

    Gaia Craft

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    Welcome to Gaia Craft: An Epic Minecraft Odyssey!

    Ah, weary traveler, you’ve stumbled upon the sacred shores of Gaia Craft—a realm where the sun kisses the pixelated peaks, and the whispers of ancient Greece echo through every block. As a fellow devotee of both Minecraft and mythology, let me regale you with tales of this wondrous land.

    The Mythical LandscapesPicture it: sun-drenched valleys where olive trees sway in the breeze, and shadowed groves where nymphs play their eternal games. Here, you’ll build your city-states—each cobblestone a testament to your vision. As a long-time fan, I’ve crafted my own Acropolis, complete with a cozy tavern where Heracles himself might raise a tankard.

    Divine Challenges AwaitAh, the creatures of legend! The Cyclops, with its single eye scanning the horizon for unsuspecting adventurers. The Minotaur, lurking in its labyrinth, guarding treasures untold. Fear not, for you’ll earn their favor or face their wrath. And let me tell you, negotiating with a Minotaur over a cup of virtual tea is an art form.

    Wielding Godly PowersZeus, the thunder-bringer, perches on Olympus, occasionally tossing lightning bolts like a celestial game of darts. Dionysus, the wine-soaked reveler, dances in his vineyard, grapes squishing between his toes. As a fan, I’ve been known to invoke their names during particularly intense creeper encounters. It’s all about ambiance, you see.

    Epic Builds and Architectural FeatsThe Parthenon! Oh, how it rises—a symphony of marble columns reaching for the heavens. Athena’s statue stands proud, her wisdom etched in stone. And Dionysus? Well, his vineyard sprawls, grapes heavy with promise. I’ve even added a secret tunnel connecting the vineyard to the tavern. Because why not?

    Community Olympiads and the ArenaChariot races thunder across the plains, wheels spinning like the very gears of fate. PVP battles ignite the arena, swords clashing, and shields splintering. As a seasoned player, I’ve won my fair share of laurel wreaths. They make excellent headgear during late-night mining sessions.

    War and Nations—A Game of Thrones (Minus the Dragons)Form alliances, raise banners, and establish your nation. Gaia Craft’s political landscape is as intricate as a spider’s web. Diplomacy, strategy, and the occasional backstabbing—it’s all part of the game. And yes, I’ve written impassioned speeches for our council meetings. My fellow players nod sagely, even though we’re all just wearing diamond helmets.

    So, fellow adventurer, join us! Let your legend unfold. May your pickaxe strike true, your sheep farms flourish, and your /tp commands never lead you into lava. Gaia Craft awaits, where history, myth, and Minecraft merge into an adventure of Olympian proportions!

    (Disclaimer: No actual gods were harmed during the making of this server.)

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  • My first realm, where we pretend to be semi-vanilla but we all know we’re just a bunch of crazy blockheads

    My first realm, where we pretend to be semi-vanilla but we all know we’re just a bunch of crazy blockheads

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    Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Type Semi-Survival and Vanilla
    Theme None
    Add-ons Essentials, Secret Doors, Dragon Add-on
    Cheats Activated, use responsibly
    Server Capacity 8 open spots
    Server Link Join Server

    FAQs

    Question Answer
    Can I build in Creative mode? No, please stick to Survival mode for building.
    Are there any specific rules for the server? Avoid being disruptive, stealing, or breaking into other players’ bases.
    Do I need to use the add-ons mentioned? No, they are optional but available for enhanced gameplay.
    Will the server owner be active? The owner will try to be online daily, but availability may vary due to work commitments.

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  • DFC Minecraft Server: Real or Cope?

    DFC Minecraft Server: Real or Cope?

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    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to blow your mind! Join us if you want to uncover the truth about DFC (Diamonds For Cows) – is it real or just a coping mechanism for desperate miners?

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of clucking minions and offers epic quests for brave players to embark on. Rumor has it that whoever defeats the Chicken King will be rewarded with a diamond-encrusted chicken sword that can slay any mob with a single peck!

    If you’re feeling adventurous, you can also journey to the mysterious Land of Llamas, where these fluffy creatures have mastered the art of llama jousting. Test your skills against the best llama jousters in the land and earn the title of Llama Champion!

    So why wait? Join our server now for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other! Who knows what other bizarre adventures and quirky characters you’ll encounter along the way.

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  • WikiTube Minecraft Server

    WikiTube Minecraft Server

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    Are you tired of boring old Wikipedia and YouTube? Well, do we have the perfect alternative for you! Imagine a Minecraft server where every block is a piece of information and every player is a walking, talking encyclopedia. Need to know the capital of Uzbekistan? Just ask Steve, he’s got you covered. Want to learn how to do the latest dance craze? No problem, just watch as Creeper123 busts a move in front of the virtual crowd. Join our server for a wild ride of knowledge and entertainment like you’ve never experienced before. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to drop some truth bombs on unsuspecting players. Don’t miss out on the madness, join our server today!

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  • CraftyConflict Minecraft Server

    CraftyConflict Minecraft Server

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    Hey there, welcome to our Minecraft server! Looking for a place to escape family drama? Well, look no further because on our server, you can build your own world free from annoying cousins like Sarah!

    Join us and let your creativity run wild as you create the most epic builds to show off to your friends. Need a break from the real world where people just can’t seem to get along? Come chill with us and leave all that family drama behind.

    We promise you won’t find any racist slurs or annoying relatives here, just pure Minecraft fun. So come on, join us and let’s build a world where everyone is welcome, no matter their background. And hey, if you need to vent about your family, we’re all ears (or blocks)!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let’s escape the drama together!

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  • GrannyPadGoneChina

    GrannyPadGoneChina

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    Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of carrying an iPad for your grandma? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of trying to fit an iPad into a suitcase in a virtual world!

    Our server is filled with epic quests and challenges, but the ultimate test is trying to convince your virtual wife to bring back a locked iPad from China. Will you be able to find a way to make space in her inventory? Or will you have to carry it on your back through the pixelated airport?

    Join now and show your dedication to family, even in the most ridiculous situations! Who knows, maybe you’ll even unlock a special achievement for being the best virtual grandson ever!

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