Join us and embark on a quest to uncover the secrets of the universe, like why creepers explode or why villagers trade emeralds for useless junk. Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent chickens who hold the key to unlocking the ultimate power in the game.
But that’s not all – we also have a hidden portal that leads to a dimension where pigs can fly and diamonds rain from the sky. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Notch himself, who will grant you three wishes (as long as one of them is for more diamonds).
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown with the craziest, most absurd adventures you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft!
We have pixelated adventures that will make you forget all about your missing content!
Build your own world and create your own story with us!
Who needs season 2 when you can have unlimited seasons in Minecraft?!
Come join us and never look back at your old show again!
| Description | SimplyMC is a mostly vanilla minecraft server with some addons that improve experience. The biggest one being the improvised guns addon. So if youβre interested in creating a nation or maybe playing a normal minecraft game. You should join and check us out. |
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| IP | simplymc.axenthost.me |
| PORT | 42167 |
A: The server rules include no griefing, respect other players, no cheating, etc. A full list of rules can be found on our website.
A: To join the server, you need to use the IP address and port provided above in the Minecraft multiplayer settings.
A: The server primarily uses vanilla Minecraft with the addition of the improvised guns addon. No other mods are required to play.
A: The server may have scheduled maintenance or downtime for updates, but it is typically online 24/7.
But that’s not all! We also have a competition to see who can build the craziest baby-making machine using redstone contraptions and pistons. Let your creativity run wild as you come up with the most outrageous ways to increase your animal population.
And if that’s not enough, we have regular events where players have to compete in challenges to see who can gather the most resources for their growing family of animals. Will you be the ultimate breeder on our server?
Join us now and let the baby-making madness begin!
Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players riding on pigs armed with diamond swords, or if you want to participate in our weekly “Hot Potato” tournament where the loser gets thrown into a pit of lava.
We have a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away while being chased by creepers, and our shopping district is run by a group of mischievous villagers who will trade you rare items in exchange for your firstborn child (just kidding… maybe).
So what are you waiting for? Join our wild and wacky SMP today and experience Minecraft like never before! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.
Looking for a server with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster? Look no further! Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and betrayal, just like in this crazy story!
π€― Build your own world while navigating through secret affairs, hidden truths, and unexpected revelations! Who needs reality TV when you have our server?
π Witness the ultimate showdown between loyalty and honesty as you decide whether to spill the beans or keep the peace. Will you be the hero or the villain in this epic tale?
π« Make friends, enemies, and frenemies as you explore the depths of human nature in a virtual world like no other. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous?
Join now and experience the thrill of a lifetime on our server! Who needs soap operas when you have Minecraft drama at your fingertips? π
Join us and experience the freedom of not having to share everything with your siblings. No more unfairness in video games or sports – on our server, you can be the best without any competition from your family members!
Just like the OP, you can have your own secret dance classes without anyone knowing. Dance like nobody’s watching (because they won’t be)!
So if you’re tired of always including your siblings in everything and want a break from being the “best big brother/sister,” join our server now! Let your parents be mad at you for not sharing – we support your right to keep things to yourself.
Don’t let anyone guilt trip you into sharing your hobbies – come to our server and be free!
Join us for a chance to use the weirdest and wildest lubricants for all your naughty needs. From slime blocks to lava buckets, we’ve got it all! Who knew crafting could be so kinky?
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary tale of Steve, the player who accidentally used a creeper as a sex toy. The explosion was heard across the server, but hey, at least he got some explosive pleasure out of it!
So come on, join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for some sticky situations and explosive endings!
Join us and experience the thrill of building with a community that knows how to lay down the blocks just right. From epic redstone creations to towering castles, our players never disappoint in the bedroom… I mean, the game.
So why wait? Join our server today and see for yourself why we’re the hottest spot in the Minecraft world. Trust us, you won’t be disappointed.
if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: on our server, you can ride pigs into battle against evil zombie villagers, build a roller coaster that goes straight to the moon, or even participate in a potato sack race with a group of friendly creepers.
plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll have a chance to meet the legendary llama king who will grant you three wishes – as long as one of those wishes is for more llamas.
so what are you waiting for? come join us on our minecraft server and prepare for the most ridiculous and hilarious adventures of your life!