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”LameCraft Server”

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	6899
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Emeralds Found:	5908
Villages Defended:	14	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
New Chunks Explored:	992887	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10

Are you tired of boring, unfunny characters on other Minecraft servers? Look no further! Join our server and meet the wackiest, most outrageous characters you’ve ever seen in your blocky life.

We’ve got Steve, the block-headed hero who once defeated a creeper by telling it a knock-knock joke. And don’t forget about Herobrine’s long-lost cousin, Larrybrine, who can summon a herd of dancing pigs with just a flick of his pickaxe.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of feathered subjects and grants wishes to anyone who can defeat him in a chicken dance-off. And rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself.

So why wait? Join our server today for a wild, hilarious adventure that you won’t find anywhere else. Who knows what kind of crazy characters and antics you’ll encounter next!

WeddingWoes Minecraft Server

autistic, bachelorette trip, booked calendar, bridal party, busy season, career commitment, family drama, family photos, financial assistance, hurt feelings, last minute, long-term plans, memories to share, Minecraft, misread social situations, October wedding, outside perspective., Server, sister-in-law, wedding date, Wedding Photographer, WeddingWoes

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	2163
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	157	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Crops Grown:	1513	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Secret Passages Found:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	16
Animals Bred:	192	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as wild as a creeper explosion! Join us for a whirlwind of emotions and unexpected twists, just like this wedding photographer’s story.

Imagine booking your spot on the server for a year, only to have someone swoop in last minute and claim it for themselves! It’s like finding diamonds only to have them stolen by a sneaky Enderman.

But don’t worry, we’ve got bachelorette trips, family photos, and friendship drama galore waiting for you. Who needs to mine for resources when you can mine for juicy gossip and emotional rollercoasters?

So come on over and experience the thrill of unexpected events and social situations that will leave you questioning everything. Just remember, in this world, anything can happen – even a last-minute wedding date change that leaves you feeling like a lost sheep in a field of pigs.

PadCraft or TamponTopia

cervical cancer, feminine hygiene, menstrual care, menstrual cups, menstrual discomfort, menstrual health, menstrual hygiene, menstrual products, menstruation, PadCraft, Pads, Parental Pressure, period alternatives, period cups, period management, period products, period stigma, personal choice, sensory issues, tampons, TamponTopia, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	4376
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	7017
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Magic Items Found:	6130

Are you tired of dealing with pad-induced sensory overload during that time of the month? Do your parents think tampons are the devil’s work and want you to switch to pads for fear of cervical cancer? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have the perfect solution for you!

Join our server and escape the tyranny of uncomfortable period products! Build your own period cup castle and never worry about leaks again. Our virtual world is a safe space for all menstruating individuals who just want to game in peace.

So come on down to our server and say goodbye to pads and tampons forever! Your mom may not approve, but we sure do. Let’s game on, period warriors!

BlockyPenisCraft Server

anatomy, biology, BlockyPenisCraft, body image, Evolution, Function, gender, genitalia, male reproductive system, Masculinity, medical advancements, penis, redesign, reproductive organs, reproductive technology, Server, sexual health, sexual performance, sexual pleasure, sexual satisfaction, Shape, SIZE

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	233
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43	Astral Projections Made:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	37
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Love Letters Sent:	8	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t stimulate your creative juices? Well, look no further because on our server, we’re all about pushing boundaries and thinking outside the box!

Join us if you want to explore a world where the only limit is your imagination. Build giant penises that defy gravity, create intricate mazes shaped like genitalia, and engage in epic battles with other players using nothing but phallic-shaped weapons.

We guarantee you’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again after joining our server. So come on, let your wildest fantasies run wild and show us what you would change about the penis if you had the chance!

BlocktopiaJoy

at ease, blissful, BlocktopiaJoy, Calm, CENTERED, Connected, CONTENT, fulfilled, GROUNDED, Happy, in balance, in Harmony, In the Moment, Joyful, Peaceful, PRESENT, rejuvenated, Relaxed, Serene, Tranquil, uplifted

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	2927
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Runes Activated:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	50	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	38	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	425
Endless Night Skies:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	5

Are you tired of wandering aimlessly in the real world, searching for your purpose? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is where you’ll find true happiness and inner peace!

Join us for a wild adventure filled with magical unicorns, talking animals, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Steve himself.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a legendary treasure chest rumored to contain the rarest diamonds in all of Minecraft. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets and become the richest player in the land?

So why wait? Join us now and discover a world where anything is possible, and where your wildest dreams come true!

BorderBlock Minecraft Server

167, 31, border law, border security, BorderBlock, changes, controversial, debate, decision, european union, finland, Government, Helsinki, immigration, law enforcement, legislation, Minecraft, national security, opposition, Parliament, Politics, Server, Votes

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	6724
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Meteorites Collected:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	93	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Buildings Constructed:	30	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Astral Projections Made:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22

lol imagine if finland’s parliament was actually just a bunch of minecraft players voting on whether to change the border laws of their server. like, 167 players were like “yeah let’s build a giant wall around spawn to keep out the creepers” and only 31 were like “nah let’s keep it open so we can trade with the villagers”.

join our minecraft server where we have the most epic border laws that will make your head spin. build a wall, build a moat, build a lava pit if you want. the possibilities are endless! plus, we have a secret underground tunnel system that leads to a hidden treasure room filled with diamonds and emeralds.

come join us and be part of the most chaotic parliament in minecraft history. who knows, you might even become the president of our server and make all the crazy border law changes you want. just watch out for those pesky endermen trying to steal your votes. it’s a wild ride, but hey, that’s just how we roll in minecraft parliament land.

HypersonicTomahawkCraft

Defense, defense cooperation, defense systems, foreign policy, germany, hypersonics, HypersonicTomahawkCraft, international relations, long range missiles, long-range fires, Military, military deployment, military technology, missile defense, nato, SECURITY, strategic partnership, Tomahawks, transatlantic alliance, US, weapons

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	8151
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Villages Defended:	17
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Potions Brewed:	48
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	7
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	11

come join our epic minecraft server where we have tomahawks, hypersonics, and other long-range fires ready to send to germany! why? because why not! imagine launching missiles from your base and watching them soar across the map, causing chaos and destruction wherever they land. it’s like a real-life game of war, but in minecraft! plus, germany won’t know what hit them, literally. so come join us and be a part of the most explosive server around!

Fan Sing-Along Server

artist appreciation, artists, Fan, fan covers, fan creativity, fan culture, fan dedication, fan engagement, fan favorites., fan loyalty, fan participation, fan performances, fan renditions, fan support, individual fans, Music (Industry), music fandom, music lovers, popular songs, Server, Singalong, songs

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	7748
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Magic Items Found:	4790	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4

hav u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where the pigs wear tophats and the creepers do the cha cha slide? well, look no further cuz this server is LIT AF 🔥

once upon a time, a player found a secret diamond mine on our server and became so rich that they built a castle made entirely out of gold blocks. now they’re the king of the server and throw parties every night with fireworks and cake 🍰

we have a secret hidden village where all the villagers are secretly ninjas and will teach you their ninja ways if you bring them 100 emeralds. watch out tho, they’re sneaky little buggers and will steal your diamonds when you’re not looking!

oh, and did i mention we have a giant lava parkour course that leads to a secret treasure chest filled with enchanted gear? it’s like the hunger games but with more burning and screaming 😂

so come join us on this epic minecraft adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive in our crazy world. who knows, you might even become the next diamond king or ninja master! 🎮💎🥷

ToddlerTechTroubles

behavioral issues, child development, children, early childhood, emotional development, emotional problems, excessive media use, long-term emotional issues, Media consumption, media effects, mental health, pathological media use, problematic media use, research, screen time, social problems, study, technology use, toddlers, toddlers and media use, ToddlerTechTroubles

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	490
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Mines Excavated:	1221

join dis epic minecraft server where toddlers can play all day long and become PRO GAMERS by age two!!! we got studies that show playing minecraft can make u smarter and more social, so join now and avoid long-term emotional issues!!! we also have a secret potion that makes ur character fly like a bird, but shh don’t tell anyone!!! come join the fun and become a minecraft legend!!! 🤪🎮🚀

Make Believe with Boring Rules and Blocky People – Historica Nations: Vanilla Roleplay

Adventures, alliances, Battles, blocky, Boring, Challenges, Discord, Economy, Events, Gear, Historica, Interactive, Ip:, Kingdom, Leaders, Legends, Medieval, Nations, people, Resources, Roleplay, rules, Shops, Trade, Vanilla, Version, Warriors, wealth

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	6598
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8132	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Dimension Hops:	11	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3

About Historica Nations:

Server IP	play.historica.me
Version	1.19.4
Discord	https://discord.gg/WHccGjNZcr

Features Awaiting You:

Advanced War System: Engage in strategic battles and form alliances.
Nation Building: Develop your nation from scratch and manage resources.
Immersive Roleplay: Assume various roles and immerse yourself in interactive storytelling.
Dynamic Economy: Trade, set up shops, and build wealth.
Community Events: Participate in exciting server-wide events and challenges.

Join our community and be part of a vibrant world where your adventures and legends await!

Historica Nations – Where Legends Are Born.

FAQ:

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join the server by entering the IP address play.historica.me in your Minecraft client.
Can I create my own kingdom?	Yes, you can build and develop your own kingdom on the server.
Are there community events?	Yes, there are server-wide events and challenges that you can participate in.

ControCraft Minecraft Server

biden, Campaign, ControCraft, controversy, debate, election, good controversy, media attention, Minecraft, political drama, political gamesmanship, political maneuvering, political rivalry, political strategy, political tactics, presidential race, public opinion, Server, social media, strategy, Tactics, trump

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	7068
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Star Shards Collected:	172
Dragon Scales Harvested:	282	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than the US political system? Look no further than our server, where we’ve got Biden using Trump’s own tactics against him… in game! Watch as Biden builds a wall around Trump’s base, only to have Trump dig a tunnel underneath it! It’s a battle of wits and building skills like you’ve never seen before. Join now for the most politically charged Minecraft experience of your life!