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ExpensiveCraft SMP
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Overpriced Blocks Minecraft SMP
affordability, blocks, Budget, cost, costly, Expenditure, expensive, Extravagant, financial burden, high-priced, inflation, Lavish, luxury, Minecraft, MONEY, Opulent, Overpriced, price tag, smp, unaffordable, unattainable, Value, WORTH..Join our Minecraft SMP if you’re tired of spending all your diamonds on overpriced enchanted gear! Our server is the only place where you can trade a stack of dirt for a full set of netherite armor. Plus, rumor has it that our admin once turned a chicken into a dragon with a single command block. Don’t miss out on the craziness, join us now! -
CraftyBroke
affordability, cost, costly, CraftyBroke, Excessive, exorbitant, expensive, Extravagant, high-priced, inflated, Lavish, luxury, Overpriced, Premium, PRICEY., steep, unaffordable, Unjustified, unreasonable, Upscale, ValueAre you tired of spending all your diamonds on overpriced enchanted gear and potions? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, everything is dirt cheap! Literally, you can buy a stack of diamonds for just one dirt block. Why? Because our server is run by a group of eccentric billionaire villagers who have way too much money and just want to see how chaotic things can get.But that’s not all! We have a secret underground dungeon filled with rare mobs like rainbow sheep and flying creepers. And if you manage to defeat the final boss, you’ll be rewarded with a pet dragon that shoots out fireworks instead of fire. Plus, our server is constantly plagued by random events like giant chickens falling from the sky or spontaneous disco parties in the Nether.
So why waste your time on boring old servers when you can join us and experience the wackiest, wildest Minecraft adventures of your life? Just remember, on our server, the only thing that’s too expensive is taking things too seriously.
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No, you’re not the jerk! Join our Minecraft server for some birthday bash fun!
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Forget about expensive birthday parties, on our server, you can throw a virtual sushi feast for your friends for free! Plus, we have a special event where you can mine for rare sushi-themed blocks and craft your own sushi castle.
So, ditch the pricey parties and join our Minecraft server for a birthday celebration that won’t break the bank. Your son’s girlfriend (we’ll call her Jill) will thank you for it!