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CraftyBrokePlayers

affordability, budgeting, consumer prices, cost of living, CraftyBrokePlayers, economic impact, expensive items, expensive lifestyle, expensive products, financial strain, financial stress, high prices, inflation, living expenses, luxury goods, price hikes, price increases, purchasing power, saving money, spending habits, unaffordable items

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	5961
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	6183	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Buildings Constructed:	14
Mines Excavated:	2522	Goblin Markets Raided:	2

Tired of spending all your diamonds on overpriced enchanted gear? Well, fear not my fellow Minecrafters, because on our server, everything is FREE! That’s right, you heard me, FREE! Want a full set of diamond armor? No problem! Want a stack of enchanted golden apples? Easy peasy! Want a pet dragon that shoots fireballs? Um, sure, why not! Join our server and say goodbye to the days of emptying your virtual wallet for some shiny gear. Plus, rumor has it that our server is guarded by a pack of friendly creepers who will protect you from any griefers. So come on down and join the fun, where the only thing you’ll be spending is your time (and maybe a few brain cells from laughing so hard)!

Touch Grass Minecraft SMP

Alone Time, GRASS, grounding, healing, mental health, mindfulness, mindfulness practice, Minecraft, natural therapy, nature therapy, outdoor activities, Peace of mind, reconnecting with nature, Relaxation, self-care, sensory experience, sensory grounding, smp, solitude, stress relief, therapeutic touch, Touch, touching grass, well-being

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	8130
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	9
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Holy Grails Found:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Endless Night Skies:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	8

Are you tired of touching grass alone? Do you yearn for the thrill of touching grass with others by your side? Look no further, because on our Minecraft SMP, we have a whole community dedicated to touching grass together!

Join us and experience the exhilarating sensation of touching grass in unison as we embark on epic quests to find the rarest blades of grass and battle against evil mobs who are trying to prevent us from feeling the soft, ticklish blades beneath our feet.

But beware, for rumors say that there is a secret underground society of grass-haters who will stop at nothing to sabotage our grass-touching endeavors. Will you join us in our quest to protect and cherish the grass, or will you succumb to the dark side and become a grass-hater yourself? The choice is yours, adventurer. Touch grass with us, or touch grass alone forever.

The Glitchy Pixel – Minecraft Server

Accountability, Analysis, blame game, consequences, crisis management., Decision making, errors, Evaluation, Failure, glitchy, hindsight, Improvement, investigation, lessons learned, Minecraft, MISTAKES, PIXEL, problem solving, Reflection, root cause, Server, SOLUTIONS, Troubleshooting, Understanding

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	1934
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most unpredictable place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to witness pigs flying, cows doing the moonwalk, and creepers breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow. Our server is so wacky that even the Ender Dragon has been spotted wearing a tutu and singing show tunes!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Sheep, a mythical creature said to bring good luck and fortune to those who dare to find it. Rumor has it that anyone who manages to ride the Diamond Sheep into battle will be granted invincibility and the ability to shoot fireballs from their fingertips!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen – and probably will!

The Helluva Hotel Minecraft SMP #2226

assassin business, Blitzo, booru, Charlie, Cytube channel, Demons, fanfic recordings, FICS, hazbin hotel, Heaven, HELLUVA, Helluva Boss, Helluva Hotel General, hhg, Hotel, loona, millie, Minecraft, Moxxie, MrKillWolf666, overpopulation, Rehabilitation, smp, SpindleHorse, Startup

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	2810
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Endless Night Skies:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Animals Bred:	126

Welcome to our totally chaotic and insane Minecraft SMP! Our beautiful queen Edition is ruling over the land with an iron fist… or maybe a diamond sword, who knows? Join us for a wild ride filled with demons, assassins, and hellhounds – just like in Hazbin Hotel and Helluva Boss!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even Charlie herself would want to join. We’re on a mission to rehabilitate demons and reduce overpopulation in our kingdom… by building hotels and running small assassin businesses, of course. Who knew rehab could be this fun?

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. We promise you won’t regret it… unless you get on the bad side of our bruiser Millie, then all bets are off. Join now and let the chaos begin!

Manchuria Opium Squad Minecraft Server

A, Anime, Characters, Community, discussion, Fans, Feedback, manchuria, Manchuria Opium Squad, Manga, manga series, Minecraft, opinion, Opinions, Opium, Plot, reading, Recommendations, review, series, Server, squad, Storyline, Thoughts

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	767
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Demon Skulls Collected:	35	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind faster than a creeper explosion? Look no further than the Manchuria Opium Squad server! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that on this server, the pigs ride around on saddled chickens while wearing top hats and monocles. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a hidden underground disco party where the zombies breakdance and the skeletons DJ. Plus, rumor has it that the rarest ore on the server is actually made of pure diamond-encrusted bacon. So come join the madness at Manchuria Opium Squad and experience Minecraft like never before!

Switch Finger Yo Dunn Minecraft SMP

Dunn, Finger, finger off switch, Keep, keep your finger, keep your finger off, long tail, Minecraft, off the switch, smp, Switch, Tag, Yo Dunn, yo Dunn finger, yo Dunn keep, yo Dunn long tail, yo Dunn off, yo Dunn off the switch, yo Dunn switch, yo Dunn tag, yo Dunn your finger

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	5147
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Love Letters Sent:	16
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride on steroids!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dodging creepers while riding a llama into battle against an army of evil chickens. And don’t even get us started on our legendary treasure hunts, where players have found diamonds hidden in the most unexpected places – like inside a giant mushroom or under a lava waterfall.

But beware, this server is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground society of zombie pigmen who are plotting to take over the server and turn it into a pig paradise. Will you join forces with the other players to stop them, or will you be swayed by the promise of unlimited bacon?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin! Just remember, keep your finger off the switch – you never know what kind of chaos you might unleash.

Crazy Craft Minecraft Server

(subculture), Anime, Community, Craft, crazy, deranged, desktop PCs, Discord, Identity, internet culture, Japan, LGBTQ, mental health, mental illness, mentally ill, Minecraft, obsessed, Obsession, purple-pink led lights, Server, social media, Technology, trannies, Transgender, West

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	1718
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Void Gems Collected:	37
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you mentally deranged, purple-pink led light-loving, anime-watching, Japan-obsessed trannies out there!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, insane builds, and non-stop laughter. Our community is like no other, with Discord chats that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. Plus, our desktop PC-themed world will blow your mind with its creativity and uniqueness.

So why wait? Join our server now and let your inner weirdo shine! Who knows, you might even find a fellow purple-pink led light enthusiast to bond with over your love for all things wacky and wonderful.

BlockyBucs vs BlockyRavens – Minecraft SMP Game Night #1

#exciting, baltimore, better, BlockyBucs, BlockyRavens, Bucs, Competition, Defense, football, Game, Game thread, interceptions, Minecraft, MNF, Monday Night Football, NFL, night, Offense, Primetime, quarterbacks, ravens, Shit post, smp, sports, Tampa Bay, touchdowns

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	3026
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	25
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place for all things chaotic and hilarious! Join us for epic battles, crazy pranks, and nonsensical shenanigans that will have you laughing until you cry.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is haunted by a mischievous ghost who loves to mess with players. Don’t be surprised if your blocks start moving on their own or if you hear creepy whispers in the night. It’s all part of the fun!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: every full moon, the entire server transforms into a giant dance party where players must battle it out on the dance floor to win epic prizes. Trust us, you’ve never experienced anything like it before.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the wildest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a strong stomach for all the crazy antics that await you. See you on the server, and remember to come ready to shit post like never before!

TrulyMine 1.8 – 1.20 Minecraft server

1.20, 1.8, ADMIN, banner, Cheap, donation, Easydonate, GIF, HACKING, Keys, Minecraft, op, OWNER, Parkour, Pex, private access, RIGHTS, Rubles, Server, TrulyMine

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	8602
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3

Jump 10 blocks in parkour and get 10 donated keys

Hacking the admin /free

Admin Truly

Buy a cheap donation for 75 rubles and get a bunch of rights!

[Владелец] /op + pex (Access to any private)

https://trulymc.easydonate.ru/

trulymine.aurorix.cc

Blocktopia – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

Amanogawa Shiina 天ノ川しいな, Ayase Yuu 絢世ユウ, blocktopia, Chisaka Airi 千坂アイリ, Dizzy Dokuro 髑髏ディズィー, Eimi Isami 勇エイミ, Ember Amane 天音エンバー, Erina Makina エリナ・マキナ, Fujikura Uruka 藤倉ウルカ, Fuura Yuri ふうら百合, Gram Pico 倉夢ぴこ, Hakushika Iori 白鹿いおり, Hikanari Hina 光鳴ひな, Himemiya Rie 姫宮りえ, Jelly Hoshiumi 星海ジェリー, Kaminari Clara 歌美鳴クララ., Kaneko Lumi 金子瑠美, Kannagi Loki 巫ロキ, Kokoromo Memory 恋衣めもり, Komachi Panko 小町ぱんこ, Lia 鈴香アシェリア, Minecraft, Muu Muyu むうむゆ, Official Character References, Official Schedule, Official Twitch Archive Channels, Official twitter, Official Website, PCG, phase connect, Phase Connect General, Phase Connect Links, Pipkin Pippa ピップキン・ピッパ, Remilia Nephys レミリア・ネフィス, Runie Ruse ルニ・ルーズ, Saya Sairroxs サヤ・サイロクサス, Server, Shisui Michiru 紫翠みちる, Tenma Maemi 天満マエミ, Ultimate, Unofficial Phase Connect Archives., Utatane Nasa 転寝ナサ

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	8680
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	14
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most wacky server out there! Join us for a wild ride with our insane lineup of characters like Lia, who can mine diamonds with her eyes closed, and Dizzy Dokuro, who can build a castle in seconds flat!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even the legendary Fuura Yuri tried to join, but we had to kick her out because she was too OP. And don’t even get us started on the time when Kaneko Lumi rode a creeper into battle like a boss!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be warned, things can get a little… explosive! 😉🤪🔥

Disaster Minecraft SMP – Chaos Awaits

Awaits, Bridges, Chaos, civilized society, Communication, Community Resources, Disaster, economic impact, Economy, essential services, functioning roads, government services, Infrastructure, Libraries, Minecraft, modern society, postal service, public facilities, public services, public welfare, smp, societal development, societal needs, societal progress, Transportation

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	5620
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Potions Brewed:	111	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to witness the most chaotic economy ever! Our roads are made of lava, our bridges collapse every time someone walks on them, our postal service is run by chickens, and our libraries are full of books written by villagers who can’t even read! It’s a modern civilization gone hilariously wrong, and you won’t want to miss out on the madness. Plus, rumor has it that the mayor is actually a llama in disguise. So come join us and experience the wildest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen!