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CraftyBrokePlayers

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	5486
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23
Farms Harvested:	712	Falling into the Void:	0
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	344
Star Shards Collected:	68	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6

Tired of spending all your diamonds on overpriced enchanted gear? Well, fear not my fellow Minecrafters, because on our server, everything is FREE! That’s right, you heard me, FREE! Want a full set of diamond armor? No problem! Want a stack of enchanted golden apples? Easy peasy! Want a pet dragon that shoots fireballs? Um, sure, why not! Join our server and say goodbye to the days of emptying your virtual wallet for some shiny gear. Plus, rumor has it that our server is guarded by a pack of friendly creepers who will protect you from any griefers. So come on down and join the fun, where the only thing you’ll be spending is your time (and maybe a few brain cells from laughing so hard)!

GeodeCraft: Where we protect your blocks so well, they’ll think you’ve got ninja guards!

1.21, blocks, Crates, Custom Economy plugin, Custom Items, Economy, entity stacking, friendly environment, GeodeCraft, Grief Protection, Guards, Lag-free, Land Claims, minecraft server, ninja, player feedback, Player Shops, Player Warps, Protect, Resource worlds, Safarinet, Server, smp, spawner stacking, Theyll, Youve

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	6697
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Runes Activated:	7
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	38

GeodeCraft Minecraft Server

IP Address	mc.geodecraft.net
Discord	https://discord.gg/b7f8UUsF5T

GeodeCraft is a friendly semi-survival server that combines vanilla gameplay with an economy, player shops, custom items, and many quality of life features for an interesting gameplay experience. The server values player feedback and encourages discussions for improvements.

Our Mission:

Gameplay: We provide freedom for players to play how they wish while maintaining a stable economy and lag-free experience.
Community: We maintain a friendly environment with no tolerance for offensive behavior.
Updates: We add features and content while staying true to the original Minecraft mechanics.
Engagement: We value player feedback and encourage discussions for improvements.

Features:

Land Claims
Custom Crate Tools, Armor, and Items
Player Shops
Player Warps
McMMO
Safarinet
Resource Worlds
Custom Economy Plugin
Entity/Spawner/Items Stacking
And more!

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions):

Q: Can I join the server if I’m new to Minecraft?

A: Yes, all players are welcome regardless of experience level!

Q: How do I claim land on the server?

A: You can use our Land Claims feature to protect your area.

Q: Are there special items available on the server?

A: Yes, we have custom crate tools, armor, and items for players to obtain.

Mom’s Minecraft Server

Black, black woman, discrimination, EUROS, gibs, Ill, INEQUALITY, lamb meat, migrants, Minecraft, moms, Mother, pic related, pipo, POVERTY, racism, Refugees, Server, spices, suffer, Support, Sympathy

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	6491
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Void Gems Collected:	36
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Holy Grails Found:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Are you tired of boring old servers where people actually care about their families? Join our server where we embrace the true spirit of Minecraft – spending all your diamonds on spices and lamb meat instead of helping your sick mother! Our community of black pipo will show you how to prioritize your priorities and have a good time doing it. So why waste your time on sympathy when you could be building a spice empire in Minecraft? Join us now and let the spice flow!

VintageAnimeLover69_MinecraftSMP

“anime criticism”, 4chan, anime classics, Anime Community, anime culture, anime debates, Anime discussion, anime enthusiasts, anime fandom, anime fans, anime forums, anime memes, anime nostalgia, anime preferences, anime recommendations, Anime Series, internet culture, pic related, shonen fags, vintage anime, VintageAnimeLover69_MinecraftSMP

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	9633
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dimension Hops:	15	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Mythical Quests Completed:	34	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Crops Grown:	7656
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to follow the rules and play nice? Well, look no further because our SMP is a wild ride of chaos and mayhem! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being constantly pranked by our resident troll, who has a penchant for turning everyone’s houses into giant toilets.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground fighting ring where players can battle it out for glory and bragging rights. Just be prepared to face off against the reigning champion, a chicken riding a pig armed with a diamond sword.

And did we mention the treasure hunts? Every week, we hide valuable loot all over the map for players to find, but beware of the traps set by our mischievous admin who loves to watch players fall into pits of lava or get blown up by TNT.

So if you’re ready to throw caution to the wind and embrace the madness, join our SMP today! Just remember, this show blasts shonen fags btw.

GirlfriendAwayMinecraftServer

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	2991
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Chimeras Created:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the chaos of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocky fun! Join us for outrageous adventures and insane stories that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt.

Are you tired of dealing with messy situations like a house full of unruly dogs and piles of laundry? Well, on our server, you can leave all that behind and focus on building epic structures and exploring new worlds. No more cleaning up after virtual pets or worrying about coming home to a mess – unless, of course, you consider a creeper explosion a mess!

Join us and experience the thrill of walking three dogs at once, except these dogs won’t poop on your bed or chew up your furniture. Instead, they’ll accompany you on epic quests and help you battle monsters in the virtual realm. Who needs real-life stress when you can have virtual adventures with your trusty Minecraft canine companions?

So, if you’re ready to escape the chaos of everyday life and embark on a journey filled with laughter, fun, and blocky madness, join our Minecraft server today! Who knows, you might even find yourself laughing so hard that you forget about all the real-life drama waiting for you back home.

WifeCraft: Inked & Linked

Aesthetic, AITAH, Arm, artist, Bratz, common practice, Features, GOTH, hurt, inked, linked, modern style, ONLINE, Pictures, pinup girl, response, so, tattoo, Upset, Wife, WifeCraft, WOMAN

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	7876
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	7220	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	17

Are you tired of boring old tattoos that actually look like your significant other? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with goth-looking Bratz-inspired pinup girls that definitely do not resemble your partner.

We promise you’ll have a blast exploring our virtual world, where tattoos are meant to be unique and edgy, just like our community. Plus, who wouldn’t want to join a server where the only rule is to never get a tattoo that looks like your SO?

So come on, join us and let your creativity run wild with outrageous ink designs that will make your partner question their own tattoo choices. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find inspiration for your next real-life tattoo that definitely won’t look like your loved one.

CraftyBlockz: Crafting unique experiences for gamers!

brand awareness, brand development, brand identity, brand management, brand strategy, branding, branding solutions, Business, Company, Crafting, CraftyBlockz, creativity, Customization, digital presence, Entrepreneurship, experiences, Gamers, innovation, Marketing, online identity, Personalization, products, Services, Unique, username

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	9705
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Buildings Constructed:	32	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Astral Projections Made:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you, on this server, pigs can fly, cows can breakdance, and creepers tell the best jokes in town.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, who lays diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the mystical Unicorn Sheep, whose wool is made of rainbows and dreams.

Join now and embark on wild adventures, build magnificent structures, and make friends with the most bizarre creatures you’ll ever meet. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave!

So what are you waiting for? Come on over to our server and let the madness begin!

F16RaidNLandMC

aerial combat, Air Force, Conflict Resolution, defense cooperation, european union, F-16s, F16RaidNLandMC, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, international relations, military alliance, military intervention, Military operations, military support, nato, Netherlands, Russian territory, security concerns, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial disputes, Ukraine

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	4694
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. like, you won’t believe the craziness that goes down here. we got, like, flying pigs that shoot laser beams out their eyes and, like, talking sheep that give you quests to find magical diamonds.

oh, and get this, we have a secret underground base where you can ride on the backs of giant spiders and battle evil zombies with, like, super cool weapons. it’s, like, totally epic, dude.

and, like, the best part is, we have this crazy rule where you can use F-16 fighter jets to, like, bomb the crap out of other players’ bases. it’s, like, total chaos but in, like, a fun way, you know?

so, like, come join us on this wild ride of a server and, like, experience the madness for yourself. you won’t regret it, bro.

Plasmid-Proofed Minecraft Server

Bacteria, bacterial defense, Details, Development, editing, genetic engineering, genetics, genome, genome editing, innovation, Mechanism, Minecraft, Molecular biology, new tool, PlasmidProofed, plasmids, Platform, research, scientists, Server, step by step, strategy, Technology

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	5728
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Divine Spears Created:	20
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Animals Bred:	179
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Endless Night Skies:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Crops Grown:	2646	Dragons Tamed:	4

so, liek, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can, liek, battle against evil plasmids with bacterial defense strategies? well, u r in luck cuz our server has all dat and more!

imagine u and ur friends teaming up to fight off plasmids tryna take over the server. u gotta use ur wits and quick thinking to outsmart those sneaky little buggers. but dont worry, cuz we got ur back with all the tools and weapons u need to defeat them.

plus, our server is, liek, totally cutting-edge with the latest genome-editing technology. u can customize ur character in ways u never thought possible. wanna have wings and shoot fireballs out of ur hands? no problem, we got u covered.

so, what r u waiting for? join our server now and let the epic battles begin! trust me, u wont regret it.

VIA DISCORD OPK ISSUE Minecraft server

#opk, Discord, Issue, Minecraft, Server, vía, VIDAVAT

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	9913
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Potions Brewed:	38
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Endless Night Skies:	5

The owner of the server “VIA DISCORD OPKU VIDAVAT” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

51.91.214.194:26186

DescendantCraft – The OG Minecraft Server

/tfdg/, #youtube, Alcasthq, DescendantCraft, Download, Minecraft, Module Combination Percentages, Module Data, News, Nexon, Pattern Suggester, Raiderking, Record Locations, Resource Doc, ROADMAP, season one, Server, Spreadsheet, TFD Tools, The First Descendant General, Thread Template, twitter, Vault Spots, Void Shard Farming

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	1366
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Magic Items Found:	8749	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Crops Grown:	2594
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	479
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

Join us for a wild ride full of adventure, mystery, and chaos. We’ve got void shard farming, module data, and vault spots that will blow your mind. And don’t even get us started on our module combination percentages – they’re so insane, you’ll be questioning reality.

But wait, there’s more! Explore record locations that will leave you speechless and follow our roadmap to uncover hidden treasures. Download our server now and get ready to embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life.

So why wait? Join us today and experience the madness for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just remember to pack your sense of humor and a healthy dose of skepticism – you’re gonna need it!