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CraftyCashCow – Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	2788
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Holy Grails Found:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3

Are you tired of spending a fortune on diamonds in Minecraft? Well, look no further because on our server, diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party hosted by Notch himself! Join us and never worry about the high cost of diamonds again! Plus, our server is home to a secret underground society of chickens who have mastered the art of parkour. Rumor has it they hold the key to unlimited XP and enchanted gear. So why wait? Join our server today and become the ultimate diamond-wielding, chicken-riding champion!

ExpensiveCraft SMP

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	7537
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Chimeras Created:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43
Dimension Hops:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3

Are you tired of spending all your diamonds on overpriced enchanted gear? Sick of villagers charging you an arm and a leg for basic supplies? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP, where everything is so cheap it’s practically free!

Join us and experience a world where iron golems moonlight as DJs at the local club, creepers have taken up knitting as a hobby, and the Ender Dragon has a side hustle selling potions on the black market.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jockey Racing League, where players compete in high-speed races on the backs of their trusty chicken steeds. And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances at our weekly dance parties.

So why waste your time on boring, expensive servers when you could be living it up in our wacky, wild world? Join us today and see for yourself why everyone is flocking to our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!

ExpensiveCraft SMP

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	3603
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	13	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	35	Animals Bred:	196
Villages Defended:	11	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5

Are you tired of spending all your diamonds on overpriced enchanted gear and potions? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! We have a secret underground market where you can trade your dirt for diamonds and your cobblestone for emeralds. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with stacks of netherite blocks waiting to be found. So why waste your precious resources on other servers when you can join us and become the richest player in all of Minecraft history? Trust us, it’s worth it…or maybe it’s just the lack of sleep talking from mining all night. Join now and become a part of our wacky world where the only limit is your imagination (and the occasional creeper explosion).

Overpriced Blocks Minecraft SMP

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	3670
Rating:	4.2 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Void Gems Collected:	12	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	49	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Enchantments Applied:	102	Dimension Hops:	11
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1

Join our Minecraft SMP if you’re tired of spending all your diamonds on overpriced enchanted gear! Our server is the only place where you can trade a stack of dirt for a full set of netherite armor. Plus, rumor has it that our admin once turned a chicken into a dragon with a single command block. Don’t miss out on the craziness, join us now!

CraftyBroke

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	4544
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	54
Farms Harvested:	771	Votes:	308
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Are you tired of spending all your diamonds on overpriced enchanted gear and potions? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, everything is dirt cheap! Literally, you can buy a stack of diamonds for just one dirt block. Why? Because our server is run by a group of eccentric billionaire villagers who have way too much money and just want to see how chaotic things can get.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground dungeon filled with rare mobs like rainbow sheep and flying creepers. And if you manage to defeat the final boss, you’ll be rewarded with a pet dragon that shoots out fireworks instead of fire. Plus, our server is constantly plagued by random events like giant chickens falling from the sky or spontaneous disco parties in the Nether.

So why waste your time on boring old servers when you can join us and experience the wackiest, wildest Minecraft adventures of your life? Just remember, on our server, the only thing that’s too expensive is taking things too seriously.

No, you’re not the jerk! Join our Minecraft server for some birthday bash fun!

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	9026
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Elemental Crystals Collected:	48
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	7
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Star Shards Collected:	238
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10

Are you tired of spending $450 on a sushi birthday party for your son’s girlfriend? Join our Minecraft server instead, where the only thing you’ll be paying for is virtual diamonds and emeralds!

Our server is filled with Japanese culture enthusiasts who love sushi, anime, and even speak a little Japanese (well, maybe just “konnichiwa”).

Forget about expensive birthday parties, on our server, you can throw a virtual sushi feast for your friends for free! Plus, we have a special event where you can mine for rare sushi-themed blocks and craft your own sushi castle.

So, ditch the pricey parties and join our Minecraft server for a birthday celebration that won’t break the bank. Your son’s girlfriend (we’ll call her Jill) will thank you for it!

MapleCraft: The Great Escape Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	9640
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where you can escape the monotonous life of being an international student in canada! forget about those expensive housing prices and come build your own virtual mansion with us! we have crazy events like llama races and pig jousting tournaments. plus, rumor has it that herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to build battles. don’t miss out on the fun, join now and let’s make some memories that will make your chinese classmates jealous!

CraftyCash Grab

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	8021
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12

Trying to build a house in real life! Who needs to deal with crazy expensive mortgages and property taxes when you can join our Minecraft server and build your dream home for free? Plus, our server has magical unicorns that poop diamonds and flying pigs that drop enchanted golden apples. Trust us, you won’t find that kind of real estate deal anywhere else! So come join us and say goodbye to your real world housing woes.

CraftyCash Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	7656
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Dimension Hops:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Farms Harvested:	640
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Are you tired of playing on servers where everything is handed to you on a silver platter? Well, look no further because our server is so ridiculously expensive that you’ll feel like a millionaire just by logging on! Want a diamond sword? Better start saving up those emeralds, buddy!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a penchant for wearing fancy hats. Rumor has it that if you defeat him, you’ll be rewarded with a hat made entirely out of diamonds and gold. Who wouldn’t want to slay a dragon for some bling?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the dance partners. It’s a real thriller of a time, trust us.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the wildest, most expensive Minecraft adventure of your life!

CraftyCityLottery

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	995
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Dragons Tamed:	7
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Ores Mined:	2269	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	35

lol join this epic minecraft server where toronto residents can escape the impossibly unaffordable housing crisis by building their dream homes in the virtual world! no more waiting for city lotteries, just grab your pickaxe and start crafting your way to a mansion! who needs a mortgage when you can mine for diamonds and trade with other players for resources? plus, rumor has it there’s a secret underground tunnel that leads straight to the mayor’s office – maybe you can convince them to lower property taxes in exchange for a stack of emeralds! come join us and build your way to financial freedom, one block at a time!

Dad’s Dumb Rule Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	5889
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	57
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Magic Items Found:	2182	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the craziness of real life and dive into a world of blocky adventures!

Join us for a server experience like no other, where you can build to your heart’s content and explore endless possibilities. But wait, there’s more – we have a special feature that allows you to tame wild wolves and ride them into battle against creepers and zombies!

Need a break from all the mining and crafting? Take a stroll through our virtual petting zoo, where you can cuddle with adorable pixelated animals and even ride a giant chicken around the server!

And if you’re looking for a challenge, try our exclusive “Dad Boss Battle” where you must defeat a giant dad who tries to take food out of your hand before dinner time. It’s a hilarious showdown that will leave you rolling on the floor laughing.

So come join us on our server, where the only rule is to have fun and let your imagination run wild! Who needs real life drama when you can have all this craziness in Minecraft?

BlockPartyNudesGoneWild

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	3167
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	277	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Mines Excavated:	2334	Dragon Eggs Found:	9380
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6

Are you tired of dealing with boyfriends who are more interested in looking at naked women than spending time with you? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server where all players are required to wear full armor at all times to avoid any distractions. No more worrying about your significant other being bombarded with inappropriate content, because on our server, the only thing popping up on their screen will be creepers trying to blow them up! Trust us, this is the safest place for your relationship to thrive while you mine for diamonds and build epic structures together. Say goodbye to naked women and hello to pixelated pigs!

Crafty20XX

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	2103
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18
Meteorites Collected:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Enchantments Applied:	223	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Crops Grown:	3324

Imagine a Minecraft server where the pigs fly, the creepers dance, and the diamonds rain from the sky! This server is so lit, even Herobrine himself can’t resist joining in on the fun.

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret chest filled with enchanted golden apples. Legend has it that whoever eats one of those golden apples gains the power to build a castle in a single night!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest mob of them all – the elusive Rainbow Sheep. These majestic creatures roam the land spreading joy and color wherever they go. And if you manage to tame one, they will grant you three wishes!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience a world where the possibilities are as endless as the blocks you can mine. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

BlockyBash: Protect the Pixels!

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	1498
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Endless Night Skies:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Holy Grails Found:	2	Enchantments Applied:	156
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4

LOL, ok so like, this server is like the craziest place ever, you gotta join cuz it’s like a party in your computer! we got unicorns flying around and dragons breathing fire, it’s lit af. and like, if you don’t join, you’ll miss out on all the fun and adventure, like seriously, you’ll be so bored without us. plus, we have a secret underground club where all the cool kids hang out, it’s like the hottest spot in town. so come on, don’t be a square, join our server and let’s have a blast together!

Fruit Salad with Beets

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	5065
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	3833
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Holy Grails Found:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where the beets are the rulers and the fruit salad is the ultimate power. you think you know minecraft? think again, because on our server, everything is upside down and inside out.

we have flying pigs that shoot lasers from their eyes and unicorns that poop out diamonds. the grass is made of cotton candy and the trees sing you lullabies as you chop them down for wood.

our players are all secretly wizards who can turn into dragons and breathe fire on their enemies. you think you’re tough? try fighting a giant chicken that shoots lightning bolts from its beak.

join us now and experience the craziest, most ridiculous minecraft server you’ve ever seen. trust us, you won’t regret it. just watch out for the killer tomatoes.

BlockyVaxCraft: Stay Alive & Craft On!

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	9857
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Chimeras Created:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	2

come join our minecraft server, where the only risk is dying from laughter! our server is so lit, even covid-19 is scared to come near us. we got vaccinated mobs roaming around, making sure everyone stays healthy and happy.

if you don’t join our server, you might as well be signing up for a heart attack, stroke, or even death! our players are so protected, they could survive a zombie apocalypse without breaking a sweat.

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and experience the ultimate protection against covid-19 and boring gameplay. trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a zombie, then you might).

SlopCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	774
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where the adventures are as wild as a creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is like being transported to a whole new world – literally!

Join us and embark on a journey that will make isekai anime look like a walk in the park. Our server is so immersive, you’ll feel like you’ve been transported to a whole new dimension every time you log on.

From fighting off hordes of zombie pigmen to building your own castle in the sky, the possibilities are endless on our server. And who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal that leads to a secret realm filled with diamond-studded llamas and talking chickens.

So why settle for the same old Minecraft experience when you can join us and experience the ultimate adventure? Trust us, once you’ve been on our server, you’ll never want to leave. Just be careful not to get too lost in the world, or you might end up like Steve from episode 3 of that isekai anime – trapped in a world where the only way out is to mine your way to freedom.

5 more hours until weekend starts in Poland Minecraft SMP

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	4891
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Farms Harvested:	672	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	342
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	9

Are you tired of waiting for the weekend to start in Poland? Well, join our Minecraft SMP and time will fly by faster than a pig riding a minecart! Our server is so addicting, you won’t even notice when the weekend finally arrives. Plus, we have a secret potion that gives you unlimited energy so you can play for days without sleep. Join now and say goodbye to boring weekends in Poland!

BrotherlyBucksNoBlame

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	2157
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	2

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and financial woes? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is building the coolest virtual castle!

Forget about broken arms and missing teeth, on our server, you can create your own paradise without any drunk drivers crashing into you. Plus, there’s no child support debt to worry about – unless you count the debt you owe to the Ender Dragon for stealing its treasure!

So why wait? Join our server now and leave all your real-life problems behind. Who needs settlements and family arguments when you can be mining for diamonds and battling creepers? Let’s craft away the stress together!

BelieveItOrNotMC SMP

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	1793
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	3900
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Runes Activated:	8	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11

Picture this: a Minecraft SMP where the creepers are actually friendly and offer you flowers instead of blowing you up. Yes, you heard that right. Join our server and experience the wackiest adventures you’ll ever have in the blocky world.

But that’s not all, oh no. Our server also has a secret underground society of pigs who have built their own civilization complete with piggy banks and bacon-themed architecture. Don’t believe us? Just wait until you see it for yourself.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: we have a legendary diamond sword that once belonged to a chicken warrior who defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a feather and a dream. Rumor has it that wielding this sword will give you the power to fly and shoot fireballs from your eyes.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that defies all logic and reason, look no further. Join us and prepare for the most absurd and hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in a virtual world.