Honestly Funny Minecraft SMP

real, Candid, Unfiltered, unreserved, truthful

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, have I got the server for you! Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who reads those anyway?).

Picture this: you log on to the server and are immediately greeted by a talking cow who offers to be your personal Minecraft mentor. Yes, you heard that right, a talking cow. And don’t worry, he’s not just there to moo at you, he’s actually a pro builder who will help you create the most epic base you’ve ever seen.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of villagers who have formed their own government and are constantly plotting against each other. Will you join forces with the carrot farmers or the potato enthusiasts? The choice is yours, but beware, alliances can shift as quickly as a creeper explosion.

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, why not try your hand at taming a dragon? That’s right, we have dragons on this server and they’re not just for show. Saddle up and take to the skies for some epic aerial battles with your fellow players.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane Minecraft SMP and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of chaos!

Nexus: Where Vanilla means no sprinkles, just pure unadulterated SMP fun in 1.17.1!

minecraft server, Fun, player community, smp server, Tight Community

Nexus SMP Server Overview

Server Type	Semi-vanilla with quality-of-life plugins
Focus	Long-term projects and community involvement
Activity Requirement	Consistent game time and interaction with community
Release Status	Not released yet

FAQ

Q: What is the server focus?

A: The server focuses on long-term projects and community involvement.

Q: Are there any activity requirements?

A: Yes, players are expected to dedicate a fair amount of game time to the community and economy.

Q: Are there any plugins on the server?

A: The server is mostly semi-vanilla with a few quality-of-life plugins.

Q: Is the server released yet?

A: No, the server has not been released yet.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Send a PM requesting to be added to the Discord server.

NoNameNoGameMC

Cyber Security, privacy, Technology, ONLINE, last names

Yo, listen up gamers! Do you want to join the most epic Minecraft server out there? Well, let me tell you, this server is so lit that even the creepers are dancing to the beat!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a gang of friendly llamas who will guide you through the land of diamonds and emeralds. But watch out for the evil villagers who are plotting to steal all your loot!

We have the craziest mini-games that will make you laugh until you cry. From parkour challenges on flying pigs to spleef battles on top of a giant cake, you’ll never be bored on this server.

And guess what? We have a secret portal that leads to a hidden realm filled with unicorns and rainbows. But be careful, because the unicorns have a sweet tooth and will try to steal your enchanted apples!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become part of the wackiest Minecraft community in the world. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

UltraVanilla: Where Minecraft is so plain, it’s exciting! No reset, just pure unadulterated survival with competitions and events!

150 block rule, Community Projects, smp, seasonal decorations, Competitions

UltraVanilla Minecraft Server

Brief Overview:

UltraVanilla is a small-scale community Minecraft server with minimal enhancements to the core game, founded in January 2019 with the same world it has today. Everything is built in survival. 30 player slots is a sweet-spot for a server that is not crowded, promoting a tight-knit community feel. Community Projects are suggested and discussed on the discord, anyone is free to contribute!

Address: play.ultravanilla.world – 1.20.6 Java edition.

Features:

Feature	Description
Dynmap	Live map of the server
Discord Server	Channels for projects, events, market, trade, and more
No Map Resets	Server maintains chunks from 1.13 to 1.20, updating to 1.21 when available
Fast Travel Commands	/sethome, /home, /home bed, /outpost, /spawn, /oldspawn
Brewery	Plugin for brewing in-game

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: Can I join a town or build my own homestead?

A: Absolutely! You can ask around to join a town or homestead your own place, following the 150 blocks distance rule.

Q: Are there any specific rules on the server?

A: Yes, the rules include no griefing, stealing, PvP without consent, hacks or exploits, and more. See the full list of rules here.

Q: What kind of community projects are available?

A: Community projects include Nether highway system, seasonal decorations, shopping district, towns/settlements, libraries, and more.

Q: How can I support the server?

A: If you enjoy the server, consider supporting us to help with hosting costs.

Diggin’ It – Embrace Your Pixelated Roots Minecraft Server

Embrace, descendant, Adamic, Minecraft, Roots

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe that White Americans are the true Chosen People of the Bible! Join us as we rise up and establish a theocracy to rid the land of EDOMITE-CAANANITE and all their beast of the field pets (yes, even the creepers).

Once you realize you are the unmixed, unadulterated descendant of Abraham, Isaac, and Jacob, you’ll unlock special in-game powers and abilities. Build your own holy land, gather your fellow chosen ones, and await the coming of our Messiah (who may or may not be a Minecraft character).

So come on, join us on this epic quest to reclaim our destiny and show the world that White Americans are the true rulers of Minecraft (and maybe even the universe). Let’s make Minecraft great again!

Adamantum Network

Towny, Earth

The Best Server Join and Have fun 🙂 .Hello Everybody Hope u r doing well today .It would be a honor if you try out our server.

Adamantum.net

GeoEarth

Earth

GeoEarth is a playerdriven online experience. Concur the world in minecraft and make the strongest town with your friends. The economy is playerdriven and there is no pay to win content. We are currently running the server as a beta and would be happy for any fixes to be reported.

geoearth.my.pebble.host:25587

VIZA.

Anarchy

VIZA – Version: 1.20.1 – Type: Anarchy – Gamemode: Survival – Difficulty: Hard – No Rules – Inspired by 2b2t – Since 20 June 2023

viza.clevertron.net

HyperIonMC

Economy, MCMMO, Creative, Survival, PvE

We got somethings we are working on, but we do have Economy but if you don’t want to be part of the Economy that’s ok you can still play on the server. We have ranks we are working on to get them to work so if anyone wants to help, they can. And we are a new server so just be with us all I ask.

37.10.104.11:25630

KingKaden SMP

PvP, Cross-Play, Survival

A Vanilla+ Cross-Play Minecraft Server | Minecraft 1.19.4

The KingKaden SMP is a Cross-Play Minecraft server that allows both Bedrock and Java players to make memories in Minecraft together. In this server, you’ll be able to check out brand new modded biomes, compete with your friends, participate in weekly events, and have fun with other active players. Join us today!

In addition to all of this, we feature an economy system, modified biomes, a connected discord and Minecraft system, and so much more!

Java Edition: kingkadensmp.mc.gg (1.19.4) Bedrock Edition IP: 5.62.71.8 Bedrock Edition Port: 46266 (The latest version)

kingkadensmp.mc.gg

Unadulterated