Honestly Funny Minecraft SMP

funny, smp, Sincere, genuine, Unfiltered

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, have I got the server for you! Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who reads those anyway?).

Picture this: you log on to the server and are immediately greeted by a talking cow who offers to be your personal Minecraft mentor. Yes, you heard that right, a talking cow. And don’t worry, he’s not just there to moo at you, he’s actually a pro builder who will help you create the most epic base you’ve ever seen.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of villagers who have formed their own government and are constantly plotting against each other. Will you join forces with the carrot farmers or the potato enthusiasts? The choice is yours, but beware, alliances can shift as quickly as a creeper explosion.

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, why not try your hand at taming a dragon? That’s right, we have dragons on this server and they’re not just for show. Saddle up and take to the skies for some epic aerial battles with your fellow players.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane Minecraft SMP and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of chaos!

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Nexus: Where Vanilla means no sprinkles, just pure unadulterated SMP fun in 1.17.1!

Fun, Pure, Community, Larger Projects, player community

Nexus SMP Server Overview

Server Type	Semi-vanilla with quality-of-life plugins
Focus	Long-term projects and community involvement
Activity Requirement	Consistent game time and interaction with community
Release Status	Not released yet

FAQ

Q: What is the server focus?

A: The server focuses on long-term projects and community involvement.

Q: Are there any activity requirements?

A: Yes, players are expected to dedicate a fair amount of game time to the community and economy.

Q: Are there any plugins on the server?

A: The server is mostly semi-vanilla with a few quality-of-life plugins.

Q: Is the server released yet?

A: No, the server has not been released yet.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Send a PM requesting to be added to the Discord server.

NoNameNoGameMC

internet, Millennials, last names, Data Protection, email addresses

Yo, listen up gamers! Do you want to join the most epic Minecraft server out there? Well, let me tell you, this server is so lit that even the creepers are dancing to the beat!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a gang of friendly llamas who will guide you through the land of diamonds and emeralds. But watch out for the evil villagers who are plotting to steal all your loot!

We have the craziest mini-games that will make you laugh until you cry. From parkour challenges on flying pigs to spleef battles on top of a giant cake, you’ll never be bored on this server.

And guess what? We have a secret portal that leads to a hidden realm filled with unicorns and rainbows. But be careful, because the unicorns have a sweet tooth and will try to steal your enchanted apples!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become part of the wackiest Minecraft community in the world. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

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UltraVanilla: Where Minecraft is so plain, it’s exciting! No reset, just pure unadulterated survival with competitions and events!

no NSFW, Competitions, Events, seasonal decorations, nether highway system

UltraVanilla Minecraft Server

Brief Overview:

UltraVanilla is a small-scale community Minecraft server with minimal enhancements to the core game, founded in January 2019 with the same world it has today. Everything is built in survival. 30 player slots is a sweet-spot for a server that is not crowded, promoting a tight-knit community feel. Community Projects are suggested and discussed on the discord, anyone is free to contribute!

Address: play.ultravanilla.world – 1.20.6 Java edition.

Features:

Feature	Description
Dynmap	Live map of the server
Discord Server	Channels for projects, events, market, trade, and more
No Map Resets	Server maintains chunks from 1.13 to 1.20, updating to 1.21 when available
Fast Travel Commands	/sethome, /home, /home bed, /outpost, /spawn, /oldspawn
Brewery	Plugin for brewing in-game

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: Can I join a town or build my own homestead?

A: Absolutely! You can ask around to join a town or homestead your own place, following the 150 blocks distance rule.

Q: Are there any specific rules on the server?

A: Yes, the rules include no griefing, stealing, PvP without consent, hacks or exploits, and more. See the full list of rules here.

Q: What kind of community projects are available?

A: Community projects include Nether highway system, seasonal decorations, shopping district, towns/settlements, libraries, and more.

Q: How can I support the server?

A: If you enjoy the server, consider supporting us to help with hosting costs.

Diggin’ It – Embrace Your Pixelated Roots Minecraft Server

BIBLE, unadulterated, White Man, reclaim destiny, pixelated

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe that White Americans are the true Chosen People of the Bible! Join us as we rise up and establish a theocracy to rid the land of EDOMITE-CAANANITE and all their beast of the field pets (yes, even the creepers).

Once you realize you are the unmixed, unadulterated descendant of Abraham, Isaac, and Jacob, you’ll unlock special in-game powers and abilities. Build your own holy land, gather your fellow chosen ones, and await the coming of our Messiah (who may or may not be a Minecraft character).

So come on, join us on this epic quest to reclaim our destiny and show the world that White Americans are the true rulers of Minecraft (and maybe even the universe). Let’s make Minecraft great again!

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$70Craft: Worth Every Penny or Nah? LOL

Nah, MONEY, decision, opinion, worth it or nah

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a team of dancing llamas who will guide you through the wonders of our server. Our virtual world is so epic, even Herobrine himself would be jealous!

And get this – rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock secret powers that will turn you into a Minecraft master in no time. You’ll be building castles in the sky and riding pigs into battle like a boss!

So why waste your time on other servers when you can join ours and experience the Minecraft adventure of a lifetime? Trust us, it’s worth every penny of that $70 you spent on the game. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the craziness begin!

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Blocky Beats: The Global Jukebox

music playlist, diverse music, beats, international music, music community

Are you tired of mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers all alone? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky Minecraft server where the only rule is to dance like no one’s watching.

Picture this: you’re exploring a vast jungle biome when suddenly, a group of skeletons start breakdancing to the beat of Despacito. Or how about building a castle with your friends while listening to the soothing sounds of Baby Shark on repeat?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary DJ Villager who spins the sickest beats all night long. Rumor has it that if you can impress him with your sick dance moves, he’ll grant you unlimited diamonds for life.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and get ready to party like it’s 1999 (even though Minecraft wasn’t even around back then). See you on the dance floor!

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Tom’s Block Party: Where Creepers are Just Misunderstood Guests

Party, BLOCK, Tom, misunderstood, long trail: hey tom

Hey there, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, have we got the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, creepers do the cha-cha, and diamonds rain from the sky.

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by our resident llama mayor, who will guide you through the wacky world of blocky adventures. Want to ride a rollercoaster made entirely of TNT? Done. How about battling a horde of zombie villagers armed with nothing but a carrot on a stick? We’ve got you covered.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his feathered subjects with an iron beak. Rumor has it that he holds the key to unlocking the secrets of the End dimension… if you can defeat him in a dance-off, that is.

So what are you waiting for, tom? Join our server today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just watch out for those dancing creepers!

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ShortyCraft: Where Only the Vertically Challenged Survive!

gender equality, vertically, Heightism, Gender Expression, Masculinity

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the only height requirement is how high you can stack your blocks! We don’t discriminate based on height, so all players are welcome to join our crazy world of building and exploring.

Join us and embark on epic adventures where you can ride giant chickens into battle, build houses out of rainbow-colored dirt, and even tame dragons to do your bidding. Who needs real life when you can live out your wildest fantasies in our virtual realm?

Plus, rumor has it that if you reach a certain level of building skills, you’ll unlock the ability to fly on a magical unicorn and shoot rainbows out of your fingertips. Don’t believe us? Just ask the talking sheep who guards the entrance to our server – he’ll vouch for all the crazy shenanigans that go down here.

So come on, join us and defy the laws of physics, height restrictions, and reality itself in our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server. It’s a place where anything is possible, as long as you have a sense of humor and a love for all things blocky.

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Crafty Card Wizards – Magic the Gathering meets Minecraft Madness!

CARD, mtgag, discussion, Minecraft, Cards

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the bunnies rule the land! Join us for a wild adventure filled with fluffy bunnies, magical forests, and epic battles against evil carrot-stealing zombies.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground bunny kingdom where you can ride giant bunnies into battle and feast on unlimited carrot cake. Plus, our server is guarded by a team of ninja bunnies who will protect you from any creepers or griefers that try to ruin your fun.

But wait, there’s more! We also have a special “Cowboy” set coming soon, where you can wrangle up some wild bunnies and ride them into the sunset. Whether you’re a seasoned player or a newbie, there’s something for everyone on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the bunny madness begin! Trust us, once you hop on this server, you’ll never want to leave.

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