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Escape This Minecraft Server
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!Join us if you want to witness pigs flying, cows doing the cha-cha, and creepers breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow. Our server is so crazy, even Herobrine himself couldn’t handle the chaos!
But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for singing opera. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon hit those high notes!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be warned, once you enter, there’s no turning back. And who knows, you might just hear Steve drop a bombshell that will leave you saying, “How did he get away with saying THAT?!”
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Tranime-free Minecraft Server
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers filled with Jap-garbage slopping weebs? Look no further! Join our server where we ban all the weebs and only allow cool kids who know how to build epic structures and slay dragons like a boss.Once upon a time, a group of evil weebs tried to take over our server with their cringy anime builds. But fear not, our brave players fought back with their diamond swords and TNT cannons, sending those weebs running back to their body pillows in shame.
Join us now and be part of the epic battle against the weebs, where you can build, mine, and troll to your heart’s content. Who needs Jap-garbage when you can have a server filled with epicness and awesomeness? Join us today and let’s show those weebs who’s boss!
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NoFirstDatePvP – Minecraft SMP
Looking for a Minecraft SMP to join? Look no further! Our server is like no other, with a community of players who are always up for a good time.Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant chickens, riding pigs into battle, and building houses out of diamond blocks. Our server is so epic, even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us.
But that’s not all! We also have weekly events like “TNT Deathmatch” and “Zombie Apocalypse Survival” where you can test your skills and win epic prizes.
So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle while wearing a crown made of emeralds? Join us now and let the craziness begin!
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Minecraft SMP: Mini Menace
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and players? Well, look no further! Our server is run by a midget sex pest who will keep you on your toes with their outrageous antics. Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Just make sure to keep your distance from the midget sex pest, unless you’re into that sort of thing. So come on, join us for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience! -
NoTolerateCraft
Join our Minecraft server if you want to escape the tyranny of evil chickens ruling the land! These feathered fiends have taken over and are forcing players to wear chicken costumes at all times. But fear not, on our server, you can fight back against the poultry oppressors and reclaim your freedom! Plus, we have a secret underground disco party where the DJ is a dancing pig named Porky P! So come join us and let’s overthrow those clucking dictators together! -
BlockyBanter Minecraft Server
Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and follows the rules? Well, look no further because on our server, anything goes – even racism! Just kidding, we don’t tolerate that crap here. But we do have some pretty wild reasons for you to join us.Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a wild herd of llamas appears, wearing top hats and monocles. They start spitting at you but instead of hurting you, they give you a speed boost and a fancy new outfit. And that’s just the beginning of the crazy adventures you’ll have on our server.
We also have a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join them or stop their evil plans? The choice is yours.
So come join us on our server for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other. Just leave your racism at the door, please.
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BedBounce Minecraft Server
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in sharing is caring…except when it comes to your roommate having sex on your bed without asking first!Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected roomie escapades, where you never know what might happen next. Will your roommate invite their friends over for a party and end up using your bed as a love nest? Only time will tell!
But don’t worry, we promise that all awkward situations will be handled with a sense of humor and a touch of outrageousness. Who needs boundaries when you can have a good laugh instead?
So come on over and join our server, where the only rule is to expect the unexpected. Who knows, you might just end up with a crazy roommate story to tell for years to come!
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Chudcel Showdown Minecraft Server
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll find two racist chudcels staring at each other in a never-ending battle of wits and insults! Join us for the ultimate showdown of ignorance and bigotry as these two characters duke it out in the most ridiculous ways possible. Who will come out on top? Who knows, but one thing’s for sure – you won’t find this kind of entertainment anywhere else! So come join us and witness the madness for yourself. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor (and maybe a dictionary to decipher their insults)! -
DungTossersUnite
come join our minecraft server where dung is thrown at you for free! yes, you heard that right, free dung throwing for all players! who wouldn’t want to experience the thrill of dodging flying poop while trying to build their dream castle?but that’s not all, our server is also home to a rare breed of flying pigs that drop diamonds instead of pork chops. imagine the riches you could gather just by hunting these majestic creatures!
and if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. but be warned, the dungeon is guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes. yes, you read that correctly, a giant chicken with laser eyes.
so what are you waiting for? come join our insane minecraft server and experience the chaos for yourself. who knows, you might just become the dung dodging, diamond hunting, giant chicken slaying champion of the server!