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  • SMP Prankster – Minecraft SMP

    SMP Prankster – Minecraft SMP
    Bro, let me tell you about this Minecraft SMP I’m on, it’s like a wild ride of chaos and craziness. Like, one time, this dude on the server built a giant statue of a chicken and then rode it around like it was a horse. And another time, someone turned all the pigs on the server into flying pigs with jetpacks, it was insane.

    But the best part is the people on the server, they’re all a bunch of nutjobs in the best way possible. Like, this one guy built an entire rollercoaster that went through a volcano and ended in a pool of lava. And don’t even get me started on the pranks they pull, like the time they replaced all the diamonds in someone’s chest with dirt blocks.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s full of laughs, chaos, and just plain old stupidity, you gotta join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night, it’s lit AF.

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  • CraftyRacismNoMore Minecraft Server

    CraftyRacismNoMore Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the real world drama and dive into a world of blocks and adventures!

    Join us for a chance to build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and battle fierce mobs with your friends. But that’s not all – we have a special feature that sets us apart from other servers.

    Are you tired of dealing with problematic roommates like Dave in real life? Well, on our server, you won’t have to worry about racist language or questionable behavior. Our community is all about positivity and inclusivity, so you can focus on having fun without any drama.

    So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Leave the real world behind and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you have to worry about is where to find your next block of gold. See you in the game!

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  • RespectLostInMinecraftSMP

    RespectLostInMinecraftSMP
    OMG you guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, the most epic server ever! Like, the owner is a literal unicorn who farts rainbows and the mods are all secretly aliens plotting to take over the world with their diamond swords. But don’t worry, we have a secret weapon – a talking chicken named Cluck Norris who will protect us all with his epic karate skills.

    And get this, the currency on the server isn’t diamonds or emeralds, it’s actually cheeseburgers. Yeah, you heard me right, CHEESEBURGERS. So if you want to be the richest player on the server, you better start hoarding those burgers like your life depends on it.

    Oh, and did I mention that every full moon, a pack of wild llamas invade the spawn area and challenge players to a dance-off? It’s like, the most epic showdown you’ll ever witness, trust me.

    So yeah, if you want to join a Minecraft SMP that’s totally bonkers and will make you question your sanity, then come join us! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of craziness, because things are about to get WILD.

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  • NaziFlagOopsieCraft

    NaziFlagOopsieCraft
    so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, man. like, you gotta join cuz, like, we have the craziest adventures ever. one time, we found a secret underground lair filled with diamond blocks and creepers riding pigs. it was wild, bro.

    also, like, we have this super rare item called the “unicorn horn” that lets you fly around the server and shoot rainbow lasers at other players. it’s, like, totally OP, dude.

    oh, and, like, our admin once built a replica of the Eiffel Tower out of dirt blocks. it was, like, so majestic, man. you gotta see it to believe it.

    so, like, come join our server and experience the most insane, wacky, and totally rad adventures ever. trust me, you won’t regret it, bro.

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  • NoTol3r8!

    NoTol3r8!
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or fun? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most unpredictable place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

    Join us if you can’t tolerate the sight of a creeper without exploding into laughter. Our creepers have been trained in stand-up comedy and are sure to make you ROFL (Roll On the Floor Laughing)!

    Sick of the same old boring mining routine? On our server, you’ll find diamond ore that sings opera when you mine it, and redstone that tells knock-knock jokes as you build your contraptions.

    And if you’re tired of the same old survival mode, come join our server where survival means battling giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their beaks and riding pigs that can fly!

    So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a Minecraft experience like no other!

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  • NoTolerateCraft

    NoTolerateCraft
    Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a stack of wool blocks? Well, look no further, because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

    Join us if you can’t tolerate the thought of missing out on epic adventures, insane builds, and crazy shenanigans. Our server is like a rollercoaster of chaos, with twists and turns that will leave you screaming for more!

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of flying pigs descends from the sky, raining bacon down upon you. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground disco party where the creepers are busting out their best dance moves.

    But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bigfoot, a mysterious creature rumored to roam the forests, leaving behind trails of diamond blocks in its wake. Join us if you dare to hunt for this elusive beast and claim the ultimate prize!

    So why wait? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

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  • CraftyDisgust

    CraftyDisgust
    Join our Minecraft server if you want to be part of a community that embraces the art of eating raw onions like they’re apples! Our players are always munching on these pungent veggies while building epic structures and battling it out in PvP arenas. Who needs breath mints when you have the power of onions on your side?

    But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Pigman King, a half-pig, half-human ruler who bestows gifts upon those brave enough to challenge him in combat. Rumor has it that he once defeated an entire army of creepers with nothing but his snout and a stack of carrots.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and wacky as you are, come join us! Just make sure to bring your own onions – the Pigman King is always hungry for more.

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  • SMP: CreeperLoveGoneWrong

    SMP: CreeperLoveGoneWrong
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to never talk about what happened during sex! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time someone built a giant statue of a creeper getting it on with a skeleton. It was so scandalous that even the Ender Dragon blushed! And don’t even get me started on the time someone accidentally set their bed on fire while trying out a new position. Trust me, you won’t find this level of chaos and hilarity anywhere else. So come join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together!

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  • NoFirstDatePvP – Minecraft SMP

    NoFirstDatePvP – Minecraft SMP
    Looking for a Minecraft SMP to join? Look no further! Our server is like no other, with a community of players who are always up for a good time.

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant chickens, riding pigs into battle, and building houses out of diamond blocks. Our server is so epic, even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us.

    But that’s not all! We also have weekly events like “TNT Deathmatch” and “Zombie Apocalypse Survival” where you can test your skills and win epic prizes.

    So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle while wearing a crown made of emeralds? Join us now and let the craziness begin!

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  • NoTolerateCraft

    NoTolerateCraft
    Join our Minecraft server if you want to escape the tyranny of evil chickens ruling the land! These feathered fiends have taken over and are forcing players to wear chicken costumes at all times. But fear not, on our server, you can fight back against the poultry oppressors and reclaim your freedom! Plus, we have a secret underground disco party where the DJ is a dancing pig named Porky P! So come join us and let’s overthrow those clucking dictators together!

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