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Why Can’t I PvP in Minecraft SMP?

Bayern, best players, Bolivia, borussia, Boycotting, Brazil, Chile, dropping bombs, field, ghosting, hat tricks, Minecraft, national team, nt, Performance, peru, PvP, scoring, smp, south america, team assistance, unable to perform, Vini

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	4796
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Animals Bred:	121	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where players drop bombs and hat tricks left and right! We’ve got players who can’t score in Brazil but can ghost through the whole game like pros. Join us and witness epic battles against the best players in the world, where Peru, Bolivia, and Chile teams are somehow 10 times better than Borussia and Bayern. Watch as Vini runs through the whole field without any team assistance and scores like a boss – he might just be boycotting the NT for all we know! So come on, join us for some insane Minecraft fun and see what crazy shenanigans await you on our server!

VividCoomer in Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, smp, VividCoomer

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	2459
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from mining diamonds and building houses? Well, look no further! Our Minecraft SMP is like no other, where your mental imagery will come to life in the most hilarious and outrageous ways.

Join our server and you’ll find yourself in a world where cows ride pigs, chickens wear diamond armor, and creepers do the Macarena before exploding. Our players have created insane structures like a giant toilet made entirely out of obsidian or a rollercoaster that launches you into the sky and straight into a pool of lava (don’t worry, we have fire resistance potions).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed an army of poultry minions to do his bidding. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in battle, you’ll be granted three wishes by the mystical Sheep Wizard.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, full of laughter, insanity, and cooming to your imagination, then join our server today! Who knows what kind of ridiculous adventures and shenanigans await you in this wacky world.

DogCraft: Keepin’ Fido Forever

destructive behavior, dog behavior, dog behavior issues, dog obedience training, dog ownership, dog rehoming, dog training, Dogcraft, family dog, family pet, fido, high energy dog, keepin, mixed breed dog, pet abandonment, pet behavior, pet expenses, pet ownership, pet rehoming, pet responsibilities, pet training, training challenges

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	213
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28	Buildings Constructed:	10
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Gods Slained:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Are you tired of dealing with a high-energy, destructive, mixed breed mutt who thinks he’s a wrecking ball? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from reality!

Join our server and experience the thrill of trying to train a virtual dog who constantly knocks down players, jumps on them, and scratches them. Watch as he chews on everything in sight, from virtual toys to Xbox controllers and even the virtual deck and furniture. But don’t worry, our stimulating virtual toys and sniffer treats will surely keep him entertained…or will they?

With a virtual yard that’s not fenced, you can witness firsthand the chaos as he digs holes into virtual foundations and tries to destroy the virtual neighbor’s fence. Will you be able to fill in the virtual holes before it’s too late?

Join now and experience the guilt of giving up on a virtual dog that you took in as your virtual responsibility. Will you choose the dog over your virtual husband’s happiness and financial stability? It’s a virtual dilemma like no other!

So come on down to our Minecraft server and see if you have what it takes to handle this virtual mutt madness. Who needs reality when you can have all this virtual chaos at your fingertips?

LebSyriaAirStrikeCraft

aggression, Airport, airstrikes, border, Conflict, Defense, fighter jets, international relations, Israeli, Israeli Air Force, lebanon, LebSyriaAirStrikeCraft, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East crisis, Military, Politics, Report, SECURITY, strike, Syria, Tension

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	4434
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Magic Items Found:	1007	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	35
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz it’s like an Israeli fighter jet striking an airport on the Lebanon-Syria border – total madness! We got explosions, chaos, and non-stop action, just like in real life but in blocky form! Join us if u wanna experience the thrill of dodging missiles while building ur dream castle. Plus, our community is lit AF, with players from all over the world coming together to create epic adventures. So what u waitin’ for? Join now and let’s blow stuff up together!

TimelessGeopol: Where we mix politics, mods, and drama – ready for the chaos?

artillery, Automation, Chaos, create mod, crops, Drama, Empire, Factions, Farming, Farms, food options, Guns, Minecraft, Mix, Modded, Mods, Origins, Politics, radios, Ready, Server, Tanks, Territory, TimelessGeopol, voice chat, walkie-talkies, Wars

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	9005
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	157	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Farms Harvested:	529	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

Welcome to Timeless Geopol
Create Mod: Unleash your creativity with the Create Mod!
Build farms as far as the eyes can see, automate everything and anything.
However unlike other servers create will not be mandatory for progression through the pack Guns, Tanks, and Artillery: We use Timeless and Classics for personal arms as well as clockwork with create big cannons to allow you to build tanks and airships ready for war.
Faction Claiming System: Establish your own empire and defend your territory! With our faction claiming system, you can join or create factions, claim land, and engage in wars.
Custom Origins: Choose from a few custom made origins that help compliment certain playstyles.
Farmers Delight: Enjoy more variety in farming with new food options and crops! Cultivate your land and discover a wealth of new ingredients to enrich your culinary creations.
Voice Chat: No Need for discord calls lagging you out anymore, we have the simple voice chat with added immersion through radios and walkie-talkies.
This server will most likely be opened by Saturday. IP but you need mod pack to join: 212.192.28.44:25619
Join By https://discord.gg/rSZbTphy

FAQ

Q: Can I join the server without the mod pack?

A: No, you need the mod pack to join the server. You can download it from the provided link.

Q: How can I establish a faction in the game?

A: You can establish a faction by joining or creating one in-game and then claiming land to defend your territory.

Q: Are there specific playstyles supported on the server?

A: Yes, there are custom origins available that complement certain playstyles to enhance your gameplay experience.

Q: Is voice chat available on the server?

A: Yes, voice chat is available on the server to help you communicate with other players in-game without the need for external apps.

Q: When is the server expected to open?

A: The server is expected to open by Saturday. Make sure to check the provided IP and Discord link for updates.

G-games Minecraft Server

action games, adventure games, console games, esports, G-games, Gaming, Gaming Community, Ggames, indie games, Minecraft, mobile games, Multiplayer Games, Online Games, pc games, Puzzle Games, retro games, role playing games, Server, simulation games, single player games, strategy games, video games, virtual reality games

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	543
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1020	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Secret Passages Found:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	9	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old games? Well, look no further! Our server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret portal that led them to a land filled with dancing creepers and singing villagers. They were crowned the king of the land and given a diamond throne to sit upon. And that’s just the beginning of the epic adventures that await you on our server. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the craziness begin!

Minecraft SMP: /wfaa/ – Women Farming Animals Adventure

Adventure, animal lovers, animal roleplay, Animals, bestiality, blowing horses, Erotic, explicit, FANTASY, fantasy creatures, Farming, fetish, Horse, kink, Minecraft, NSFW, pokemon, Roleplay, schlong, Sloppy, smp, taboo, wfaa, wfag, Women, women fucking animals

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	2312
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	18
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! We’ve got animals getting frisky with women, and even Pokemon getting in on the action. Need a laugh? Just watch someone suck on a sloppy horse schlong – it’s a riot!

But the real question is, who do you think would be the best at blowing horses? We’ve got some real contenders in our server, let me tell you. And don’t worry, we keep it all in good fun – no real shit allowed or the mods will come in and delete the thread faster than you can say “horse schlong.”

So come join us for some outrageous adventures and insane stories – just don’t be like that dumbass who got the last thread nuked. Let’s keep the laughs coming and the good times rolling in our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!

DebtCraft: Mom’s $10k Loan

10k, DEBT, DebtCraft, doctoral degree, down payment, engagement ring, Family Support, Financial Advice, Financial Stability, financially struggling, groceries, high cost of living, HOA fees, insurance, loan, loaned money, moms, Mortgage, personal loan, Retirement, SAVING, single mother, student loans

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	4821
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Dragons Tamed:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Secret Passages Found:	8	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Meteorites Collected:	3	Ores Mined:	6890
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7

Are you tired of real-life drama and financial struggles? Come join our Minecraft server where the only debt you’ll have is to the Ender Dragon! Our server is a magical place where you can escape from the stress of loaning money to family members and worrying about mortgage payments.

Instead of taking out a $10,000 loan for your mom, why not spend that money on building a virtual castle for your girlfriend of 7 years? You can even save up for a diamond engagement ring by mining for resources in our server. Plus, you won’t have to worry about pesky HOA fees or insurance costs – the only thing you’ll need to insure is your diamond armor.

So leave your financial woes behind and join our Minecraft server today! Who needs real-life responsibilities when you can have virtual adventures and build your dream home without any debt? It’s time to dig, build, and craft your way to happiness in our crazy, debt-free world.

UnpopularJamsMC SMP

controversial, disagreement, Music, Music (Industry), music analysis, music appreciation, music community, music criticism, music culture, music debate, music discussion, music enthusiasts, music fandom, music genres, music preferences, music snobbery, music taste, music trends, personal taste, smp, unpopular opinion, UnpopularJamsMC

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	9248
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	225
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Dragons Tamed:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want to unleash your inner chaos!

Join us if you think Nickelback is the greatest band of all time and you want to defend your unpopular music taste with fellow players who share your love for questionable tunes. We even have a secret underground Nickelback shrine where you can pay your respects and rock out to “Photograph” on repeat.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Cursed Creeper Gang, a group of creepers who have formed their own society and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their explosive plans? The choice is yours!

So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience unlike any other, come join our SMP and prepare for a musical journey that will have you questioning everything you thought you knew about music.

NoGutsNoGloryMC

bodily autonomy, cultural beliefs, emotional attachment, end-of-life decisions, ethical concerns, family opposition, fear, medical mistrust, medical procedures, misconceptions, Misinformation, moral objections, Myths, NoGutsNoGloryMC, organ donation, personal beliefs, psychological reasons, reasons, religious beliefs, societal pressure

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	6697
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Animals Bred:	97
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	185	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Divine Spears Created:	26	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you donate is your time? Well, look no further because our server is so wild and crazy that even the creepers are scared to join!

Join our server and you’ll never have to worry about organ donation again because our virtual world is so immersive that you’ll feel like your organs are being donated to the Minecraft gods every time you play. Plus, our community is so lively and fun that you’ll forget all about your mortal body and just focus on building the craziest creations you can imagine.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and your willingness to embrace the absurdity of it all. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

WhaleJailCraft

Activist, animal rights, Anti-whaling, conservation efforts, conviction, criminal charges, Endangered species, environmental activism, environmental justice, international law, Japan, legal battle, legal consequences, marine conservation, marine mammals, Paul Watson, Prison, protest, Sea Shepherd, WhaleJailCraft, wildlife protection

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	381
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Dragons Tamed:	5
Divine Spears Created:	10	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4

yo, so like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server run by a dude named paul watson? well guess what, this server is so lit that even anti-whaling activist paul watson himself plays on it! but watch out, cuz if u break the rules, u could end up in virtual prison for up to 15 years in japan! join now for a chance to play with paul watson and maybe even save some virtual whales along the way. it’s gonna be a whale of a time, pun intended!