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ScholarCraft: No Handouts for Friends

academic struggles, Best Friend, Commitment, desperate plea, education, extracurricular activities, financial burden, Financial Stability, Friends, friendship, Graduation, Guilt, Handouts, Help, job security, living costs, Resentment, ScholarCraft, scholarship, Selfishness, Support, top grades, University

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	5646
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12

Are you tired of dealing with real-life drama and guilt trips from friends? Join our Minecraft server and leave all that behind! Our server is a magical place where scholarships grow on trees and financial burdens disappear with a single click.

Imagine a world where you can use your scholarship money to build the most epic virtual castle for your friend, who will repay you with virtual diamonds after graduation. No need to worry about real-life expenses, because in our server, everything is free and friendships are forever!

Don’t let your friends guilt-trip you into sacrificing your financial stability. Join our Minecraft server and build a new future where you can focus on your own education and success without any judgment. Plus, our virtual friends will always have your back, no matter what. So why wait? Join now and leave the real world drama behind!

Blocky Pleasure Minecraft Server

ANNOYING, awkwardness, bad hygiene, blocky, Communication, discomfort, distractions, inconsiderate partners, Intimacy, lack of communication, lack of connection, lack of consent, lack of foreplay, lack of passion, lack of respect, Minecraft, mood killers, performance pressure, Pet Peeves, Pleasure, relationships, Selfishness, Server, sex

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	1843
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	21	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	5

Are you tired of getting interrupted during your steamy Minecraft sessions? Well, look no further because our server guarantees a distraction-free experience! No more creepers blowing up your fun or Endermen photobombing your intimate moments. Join us for a wild ride filled with endless possibilities and no pesky interruptions. So come on, join our server and let the blocky love flow freely!

BlockyBanter

awkward, BlockyBanter, EMBARRASSING, funny, funny conversations, funny encounters, funny experiences, funny memories, Funny Moments, funny quotes, funny remarks, funny remarks during sex, funny situations, funny stories, hilarious, humor, INTIMATE, JOKE, Laughter, relationship, sex

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	3246
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimension Hops:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	285
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Crops Grown:	6831	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a talking cow who will guide you through the most outrageous quests and challenges. Want to ride a pig off a cliff while fighting off a horde of zombie chickens? We got you covered. How about building a giant toilet made entirely of diamonds? Sure, why not!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Bedrock Bedlam, where players compete in a no-holds-barred battle royale on a floating island made entirely of bedrock. The winner gets a golden toilet seat as a trophy!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, we have TNT cannons). Trust us, you won’t find a Minecraft experience like this anywhere else!

PsychoCraft: High Times & Shrinkin’ Markets

addiction, Annual, Cannabis, criminal, drug report, Drugs, enforcement, Global, hallucinogens, health, HIGH, illicit market, Justice, legalization, Marijuana, Markets, policy, psychedelic, PsychoCraft, Renaissance, Shrinkin, substance abuse, Times, trends, UN

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	9495
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	30
Mines Excavated:	2198	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36	Farms Harvested:	699
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

OMG u gotta join dis server, it’s like the UN of Minecraft but with a twist! We got weed everywhere cuz the UN said it’s cool now, so come join our psychedelic renaissance and shrink the illicit market with us! We’re like the cool kids on the block, but with blocks…Minecraft blocks, that is. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride, cuz things are about to get lit up in here!

MosquitoCraft: Bite-Free Zone!

biological alteration, BiteFree, disease prevention, ecosystem conservation, ecosystem preservation, environmental impact, genetic alteration, genetic engineering, genetic manipulation, genetic modification, genetic modification of mosquitoes, human health, insect bites, insect vectors, mosquito control, mosquito eradication, mosquito-borne diseases, mosquito-borne illnesses, MosquitoCraft, mosquitoes, public health, vector-borne diseases, Zone

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	5828
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Items Found:	3004	Void Armor Forged:	10
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Emeralds Found:	3502	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Farms Harvested:	635

hey u! ya u! do u wanna join our epic minecraft server? well u should cuz we have biologicaly altered mosquitoes that can’t bite humans! imagine the chaos of a world without itchy bug bites! but wait, there’s more! our server is so lit, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and enchanted weapons! and get this, our admin once tamed a dragon and rode it into battle against a horde of creepers! so come join us and be part of the craziest minecraft adventure ever!

PlastiCraft: Microplastic Mayhem

antibiotic resistance genes, aquatic environments, gene mobility, MAYHEM, microbiota, Microplastic, microplastics, mobile genetic elements, mobile resistome, PlastiCraft, Plastiome, Plastisphere

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	8715
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Enchantments Applied:	191	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! We got a whole bunch of plastic stuff going on here, like a plastisphere-enriched mobile resistome in aquatic environments. Yeah, you heard me right, we’re all about that plastic life!

Our microplastics associated microbiota is off the chain, enriching antibiotic resistance genes like it’s nobody’s business. And get this, we even enhance gene mobility through mobile genetic elements. How insane is that?!

Join us on this wild ride and experience a whole new level of Minecraft madness. Who needs boring old regular servers when you can be part of the Plastiome crew? Don’t miss out on all the plastic-tastic fun, come and join us now!

The Earth Factions

Bedwars, build battle, Creative, Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, Hunger Games, KitPvP, Minigames, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	2518
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Towns Built:	10
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Secret Passages Found:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6

welcome to The Earth Factions! We are an Earth server centred around world building nations, towns and history on a Minecraft Java 1.20.6 server using the Towny plugin.

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Prosper SMP: Vanilla Survival Server – Now with Bluemap, Discord, and a Voice Plugin! (Age 16+)

age, Anarchy, Bluemap, build projects, clowns, Community, Dedicated, Discord, Friendly, Griefers, hackers, ideals, join Discord, Mature, new members, Plugin, Prosper, respectful, rules, Server, shared interests, smp, Survival, Vanilla, Variety of Games, VOICE, Welcoming

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	5310
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Star Shards Collected:	207	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	26
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Minecraft Server Overview

Description
Tired of your SMP’s dying off? Join a long-standing community with friendly and mature players who enjoy playing Minecraft and other games together. Major build projects are always in progress, and new members are welcomed!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How long has the server been active?	The server has been active for the past few years with a dedicated community.
What does the Discord server offer?	The Discord server encourages playing a variety of games with other community members while keeping Minecraft as the center of focus.
Are there any specific rules for the server?	The server is light on rules but does not tolerate hackers or griefers. Respectful behavior towards other players is expected.
Do I need to join the Discord server to access the Minecraft server?	Yes, all members must join the Discord server to access the Minecraft server.

NoCompaniono Minecraft Server

Abandoned, Bitch, DRUG, ex, FLIRTING, Happy, love, love bomb, love-creep, Men, Minecraft, missing, NoCompaniono, rape, relationship, Respect, Server, sex, slit throat, vicariously, Women

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	9646
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	28	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	12	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Holy Grails Found:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in spreading love and joy through virtual blocks! Join us for a wild ride filled with endless adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a special feature where you can ride pigs into battle against evil zombies and skeletons. Who wouldn’t want to see that?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with friendly players who are always ready to team up and conquer the virtual world together. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we host epic dance parties every Saturday night. Trust us, you don’t want to miss out on that!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is also home to a magical unicorn that poops out diamonds. Yes, you read that right. Diamonds. So come join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together. Who knows, you might even find your virtual soulmate who will love you forever and ever. Just like in real life, but with more creepers. Let’s make Minecraft great again!

HadithCraft Minecraft Server

#Quran, Country, FAITH, favourite hadith, HadithCraft, Islam, Islamic beliefs, Islamic culture, Islamic heritage, Islamic history, Islamic principles, Islamic quotes, Islamic sayings, Islamic teachings, Islamic traditions, Islamic values, Islamic wisdom, Minecraft, Muslim, Prophet Muhammad, religious quotes, Server, spirituality

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	3391
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Meteorites Collected:	0
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server and you’ll have the chance to participate in epic Hadith battles where players compete to see who can recite the most outrageous Hadith in their country. From flying camels to talking donkeys, you never know what kind of wacky Hadith you’ll come across next!

But that’s not all – our server also features a special “Halal or Not” mini-game where players have to guess whether certain activities are considered halal or haram. Trust us, you’ll be surprised by some of the answers!

So why wait? Join our server today and get ready for a wild and hilarious Minecraft experience like no other. Who knew Hadith could be so much fun?