Zoomers Are Unable To Consent To Anything As They Are Obviously… Minecraft SMP

“Youth, advocacy, cognitive impairment, consent, consent issues, developmental disorders, disability rights, empowerment, ethical concerns, generation z, guardianship, inclusion, legal capacity, mental disability, Minecraft, obviously, smp, social responsibility, special needs, support services, tard wrangler, Unable, vulnerable populations, zoomers

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	5623
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	9
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	New Chunks Explored:	357987
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Chimeras Created:	1
Star Shards Collected:	223	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the perfect place for you! We cater to all the zoomers out there who just can’t seem to make a coherent sentence without drooling all over themselves. But don’t worry, we provide top-notch tard wranglers to make sure they don’t accidentally set fire to the entire server (again).

Join us for a wild ride filled with chaotic builds, nonsensical conversations, and the occasional accidental explosion. Who needs consent when you can have a blast with a bunch of mentally disabled zoomers? So come on, join our SMP and let the madness begin!

Skyware Apotheosis.

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Survival Lore Economy Shops Towns Nations Friends Enemies Custom world Exploration Quests Role-playing Adventure Crafting Building PvP MMORPG Fantasy Virtual world Multiplayer, Towny

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	9162
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Zombie Dances:	0
Meteorites Collected:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Endless Night Skies:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Chimeras Created:	4

Skyware: APOTHEOSIS. – A server with a custom survival world with lore, towns, a full economy, shops and a lot more! immerse yourself in the beautiful lands and try finding all the lore to piece together, create or join a town or nation and make a lot of friends(or enemies.)

apotheosismc.my.pebble.host:25586

Cookie Craft Prison

2024.., activities, Backpack, Closed Beta, Community, Cookie Craft Prison, Economy, Enchanting, Gaming, Minecraft, minetokens, Mini Games, Minigames, Mining, Parkour, Pickaxe, Prestiging, Prison, PvP, Ranking up, Revamped, Sandbox, Server, Upgrading

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	9678
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Mines Excavated:	3476
Endless Night Skies:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	5

Cookie Craft Prison Revamped 2024! Back from over a decade ago, we have remade the prison server from the ground up including features loved from the original. Activities include mining, ranking up, prestiging, playing minigames, gaining minetokens, enchanting your pickaxe, upgrading your backpack, and more! Currently in a closed beta, opening soon!

play.cookiecraftprison.com:25571

Cobblemon Chronicles: Where Mining Rocks and Roleplaying Rolls!

+18, Adventure, application, Chronicles, Cobblemon, Content Creator, Discord, gym leader, Gyms, Lore, Minecraft, Mining, Modded, obsidian collective, ranger corps, rocks, Roleplay, Roleplaying, Rolls, Server, smp, Towns, trainer, Whitelist

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	6741
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	23
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	4

Cobblemonia and the Stellar Region

Server Overview

Welcome to Cobblemonia and the Stellar Region, where your journey begins in a world full of possibilities and adventure! In this vast and diverse land, your choices will shape your destiny. Join the Ranger Corps, become a Trainer or Gym Leader, or operate in the shadows with the Obsidian Collective. The server is content creator and lore-driven, with a focus on 18+ members. Your adventure awaits!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Can I join the server if I am under 18?	No, the server is focused on 18+ members.
How do I become a Gym Leader?	You can apply to be a Gym Leader and may need to build your own gym. Two towns are available for building or you can create your own town.
Is the server whitelist only?	Yes, the server is whitelist only. Join the Discord and complete an application to join.
Where can I join the Discord server?	https://discord.gg/ChS86cwp

No Work Tomorrow Minecraft Server

Minecraft, Server, Tomorrow, work

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	7848
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Buildings Constructed:	46
Divine Spears Created:	20	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17
Players Killed by Monsters:	951	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	6

Are you tired of adulting and facing the dreaded Monday blues? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can escape the responsibilities of the real world and dive into a pixelated paradise where the only thing you need to worry about is finding diamonds and building epic structures.

Join us and say goodbye to boring meetings and deadlines, and hello to a world where the only boss is the Ender Dragon (and let’s be real, you can totally take him down with your epic diamond sword skills).

So come on, forget about work tomorrow and come play with us on our server where the only thing you’ll be mining is blocks, not data. Trust us, your future self will thank you for it.

Nappy Haired Zoomer Minecraft SMP

beauty standards, cultural appropriation, cultural appropriation in fashion, discrimination, Diversity, fashion trends, generational differences, hair care, hair texture, haired, Identity, Inclusivity, Minecraft, nappy, nappy hair, niggers, racial identity, racial stereotypes, Self-expression, smp, social media influence, societal norms, societal pressures, Zoomer, zoomers

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	8356
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	226	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Votes:	4285
Falling into the Void:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone looks the same? Well, look no further! Join our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where you can customize your character to look like a nappy haired nigger (whatever that means)!

But that’s not all – our server is filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans. From riding pigs off cliffs to building giant statues of random objects, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground lair filled with treasure guarded by a group of mischievous llamas. Will you be brave enough to take on the challenge and claim the loot for yourself?

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the madness begin!

DadMissedBdayMCServer

Accountability, Birthday Party, Boundaries, commitments, Communication, consequences, DadMissedBdayMCServer, Decision making, family dynamics, family relationships, Fatherhood, forgiveness, parenting, Priorities, relationships, Reliability, Resentment, Understanding

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	5013
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Mythical Swords Crafted:	78

Hey guys! Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a soap opera? Look no further than our server!

Join us for a wild ride of family feuds, missed birthday parties, and heartfelt apologies. Our server is like no other, where players navigate through complex relationships and prioritize commitments over girlfriends (sorry, girlfriends!).

Experience the thrill of holding loved ones accountable for their actions, forgiving them, but also being wary of future slip-ups. And don’t worry, if someone prioritizes a girlfriend over their grandchild, we’ll kick them out faster than you can say “Minecraft drama.”

So come join us on this rollercoaster of emotions and questionable life choices. Who needs a soap opera when you have our Minecraft server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!

Pixel Polyglot

Communication, cultural exchange, Fluency, language acquisition, language acquisition benefits, language barrier, language development, language diversity, language education, language fluency, language immersion, language learning, language mastery, language proficiency, language skills, language study, linguistic skills, Multilingual, PIXEL, polyglot

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	761
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Void Armor Forged:	25
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Herobrine Sightings:	3

Are you tired of only speaking in “Minecraftian” on other servers? Well, on our server, you can instantly learn any language fluently just by joining! Want to speak fluent Pig Latin? Done. How about fluent Simlish? Easy peasy. And the best part? You can finally understand what those pesky villagers are saying! Join now and expand your linguistic horizons in the most absurdly fun way possible!

StarveCraft: No Food Zone

aid, Blockade, Conflict, Crisis, emergency response, Food, food shortage, gaza, global crisis, Humanitarian Aid, humanitarian crisis, humanitarian intervention, international community, MIDDLE EAST, palestine, POVERTY, starvation, StarveCraft, UN, united nations, urgent assistance, vulnerable populations, Zone

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	4343
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Buildings Constructed:	28	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

Yo, forget about that boring real world news, come join our Minecraft server where we have unlimited virtual food for everyone! We got so much virtual steak and virtual cake, you won’t even remember what real food tastes like. Plus, we have a secret underground farm where we grow virtual carrots and potatoes, so you’ll never go hungry. Join now and save yourself from the UN’s food blockade in northern Gaza…or something like that. Just come play Minecraft with us, it’s way more fun than starving in real life, trust me.

Blowin’ Hot Cold Plugin

biological function, BLOWIN, blowing, Breath Control, built-in, cold, Fascinating, hot, human body, humans, innate feature, Interesting fact, internal mechanism, natural instinct, physiology, Plugin, respiratory system, Science, Setting, Temperature regulation, Thermoregulation, unique ability

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	9395
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	9884
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	New Chunks Explored:	45011
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Infernal Machines Built:	0

join our epic minecraft server where we have a built in hot/cold setting when blowing on things. yes, you heard that right. blow on a block and watch it change color depending on your breath temperature. it’s like magic, but in minecraft.

but wait, there’s more! we have a secret underground village where the villagers are actually aliens in disguise. they will trade you rare items in exchange for your soul. just kidding, they want diamonds.

oh, and did we mention the flying pigs? yes, you can ride them and soar through the skies like a majestic bacon angel.

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and experience the weird and wonderful world of minecraft like never before. trust us, you won’t regret it. or maybe you will, but it will be a hilarious regret.

Chilaxx G-Hub

Cross-Play, Economy, Filipino Community Voice channels Worldwide Fun Compatriots Friendly Server Join now Gaming Online Adventure Roleplay Multiplayer Survival Build Explore Creative Competitive Skins, Hardcore, OneBlock, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	5231
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Void Armor Forged:	25	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Animals Bred:	144	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60	Love Letters Sent:	3

Best Filipino server!

We accept players worldwide! We offer a friendly and fun community! Including fun voice channels!

Compatriots! Here is fun!

So what are you waiting for? Join now

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