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MineCrafty Riches & Pixie Dust

Cash, cash discovery, cocaine, criminal activity, Decision making, Dilemma, drug dealing, drug money, drug possession, drug trafficking, Drugs, dust, ethical dilemma, financial windfall, found money, illegal substances, minecrafty, MONEY, moral compass, morality, PIXIE, Riches, temptation, temptation vs. consequences

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	7856
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	25	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Crops Grown:	3723	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Villages Defended:	19	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll find bags of diamonds and stacks of emeralds waiting for you at every turn! Plus, instead of boring old mining, you’ll be on a quest to find bags of 50k gold and 2 pounds of enchanted coke! Who needs real-life treasure hunts when you can have all the riches in the world right at your fingertips in our server? Join now and start your epic adventure!

HezbollahHavoc: PeacefulCraft

Conflict, Diplomacy, escalation, Europe, european union, foreign policy, hezbollah, HezbollahHavoc, international relations, intervention, Israel, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Mideast, Military Strikes, peace talks, PeacefulCraft, Tensions, united states, US, War, Warning

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	3874
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Dimension Hops:	14
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more explosions than lebanon’s hezbollah! we got so many crazy battles that even the US and Europe are warning us to chill out before we start a wider mideast war! but don’t worry, we’re just here to have a blast and make some epic memories. join now before we accidentally start world war 3!

GalacticPlasticFail

celestial bodies, cosmic pollution, environmental impact, extraterrestrial contamination, GalacticPlasticFail, interplanetary pollution, mars, microplastics, Moon, planetary protection, plastic pollution, plastic waste, pollution control, Space debris, space debris management, space environment, space exploration, Space missions, space pollution, space sustainability., Venus

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	8663
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	65
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Void Armor Forged:	27	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3

come join our server where we are doin some crazy sh*t like introducing MICROPLASTICS to the MOON and MARS! yea you heard that right, we are littering in SPACE! but dont worry, those lil plastic bits probably didnt survive the HEAT and PRESSURE on VENUS, so its all good. if you wanna be part of this wild adventure, join us now and let’s pollute the galaxy together! who needs clean planets anyway, are we right? lolz #spacepollution #minecraftmadness

MitochondriaCraft: EngraftedEndothelials

cell biology, Cell Survival, cell therapy, cell transplantation, cellular communication, cellular homeostasis, cellular metabolism, cellular repair, endothelial cell engraftment, EngraftedEndothelials, MitochondriaCraft, mitochondrial dynamics, Mitochondrial Dysfunction, Mitochondrial function, mitochondrial fusion, mitochondrial health, mitochondrial quality control, Mitochondrial transfer, mitochondrial turnover, mitophagy, organelle transfer, regenerative medicine

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	2844
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Imagine a world where mitochondria are the key to survival and you gotta transfer them like a boss to engraft endothelial cells through mitophagy! Sounds crazy, right? Well, on this server, it’s a reality! Join now for the most insane Minecraft experience of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it! Let’s get those mitochondria moving, baby!

Entity Network

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Survival Skyblock Roleplay Creative PvP Minigames Economy Towny Factions Parkour Pixelmon RPG Prison Adventure Hardcore Vanilla Modded Faction Wars Skywars Build Battles

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	7253
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	21
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Farms Harvested:	294
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	303
Dimension Hops:	9	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Magic Items Found:	3778	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5

Welcome to Entity Network, a Minecraft server to provide you the best experience while playing with your friends. Embark on a journey filled with different adventures and obstacles and make unforgettable memories. Hope you have a great time in the server!

mc.entitynetwork.fun:25607

Harmony Falls: Where creepers and llamas live in perfect harmony, until they explode. No resets, just llama drama. 1.20+ Java.

1.20, Adventure, Bosses, Community, CREEPERS, Discord, Drama, Dungeon & Bosses update, Dungeons, Economy, Events, explode, Falls, Harmony, java, Journey, Live, Llama, Llamas, No Resets, perfect, Pets, proximity voice chat, PvE, PvP, Resets, RPG elements, smp, Towny

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	6931
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	63	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Buildings Constructed:	24

Server Details:
Version	Java 1.20.1 (Updating to 1.21 soon!)
IP	join.harmonyfallssmp.world
Discord	https://discord.gg/UD59PE897s

About Harmony Falls:

Harmony Falls is a unique Minecraft server that offers an immersive and engaging experience. Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting out, there’s something for everyone here:

Features	Description
Proximity Voice Chat	Harmony Falls uses Simple Voice Chat, allowing you to talk to other nearby players. However, this is optional.
Towny & Economy	Build your own town/clan, establish relations with other clans, and trade or wage war with other clans/players.
PvE & PvP	Engage in epic battles against mobs or challenge others in PvP arenas. PvP is toggle-able within Harmony Falls SMP.
Bosses/Dungeons	New INSANE bosses are being added all the time!
Pets	Join in and grab a little companion to venture with you in the world; from tiny bears, griffins, to dragons!
RPG Elements	Level up your skills, choose your path, and embark on epic quests. The server has MCMMO for a few skills.
Events	Participate in events, tournaments, and competitions to win prizes. Examples include hide and seek tournaments, murder mystery, and build competitions.

Join our friendly and active community on Discord to get started and meet fellow players. Harmony Falls is all about creating lasting memories and epic adventures together.

See you in Harmony Falls!

FAQs:

Q: Can I use mods on the server?

A: Yes, as long as they are not game-breaking or give you an unfair advantage.

Q: Are there any rules I need to follow on the server?

A: Yes, please refer to the rules section on our Discord or website for a list of rules.

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Simply use the IP address provided and join our Discord community to get started.

Q: Can I invite my friends to play on the server with me?

A: Of course! The more, the merrier. Just make sure they follow the rules and guidelines of the server.

Q: Are there regular events on the server?

A: Yes, we host various events, tournaments, and competitions for players to participate in and win prizes.

EldenCraft – /erg/ Minecraft Server

Action-Adventure, Bandai Namco, Build planner, Calibration update, Character planners, Elden Ring General, EldenCraft, ERG, ergGenocided, Exploration, FANTASY, FromSoftware, George R.R. Martin, Group password, information document, Interactive map, Latest Patch, marika, Minecraft, open world, RPG, Server, well written villain

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	4283
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
New Chunks Explored:	364131	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old quests and mobs? Well, look no further because our server is ruled by the infamous villain Marika! She’s like the Evil Queen of Minecraft, but with better fashion sense.

Join our server for the latest patch updates straight from the depths of the underworld. Our main information document is so top secret, it’s like finding the holy grail of Minecraft knowledge.

Need help planning your character? We’ve got character planners that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion. And don’t even get us started on our interactive map – it’s like Google Maps, but for the Lands Between.

Oh, and did we mention our group password? It’s so exclusive, it’s like getting VIP access to a secret society. So come join us and get ready to be genocided…wait, what? Just trust us, it’s gonna be a blast!

GifCraft Minecraft Server

adult content, adult content site, adult entertainment, adult entertainment site, adult gifs, adult gifs site, adult website, Alternative, dead website, explicit content, GifCraft, Imagefap, Minecraft, NSFW, online porn, porn gifs, porn gifs alternative, porn site, pornographic content, pornographic gifs, pornographic images, Server, sex

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	4947
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	42	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	17
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Buildings Constructed:	18

Are you tired of searching for new porn gifs because sex dot com is as dead as a creeper explosion? Look no further, our Minecraft server is the ultimate alternative! We have a whole world of naughty content waiting for you to explore. From sexy pixelated villagers to scandalous sheep, you’ll never run out of new material to enjoy. And forget about Imagefap, that place is for noobs. Join our server for a truly wild and unforgettable experience. Just be sure to bring your diamond pickaxe, things are about to get steamy!

GrannyGriefers Minecraft Server

alcoholism, custody, emotional boundaries, family communication, family conflict, family dynamics, family estrangement, family history, family relationships, family responsibility, Family Support, family trauma, Father, Grandparents, GrannyGriefers, legal action, legal rights, Minecraft, neglect, parental death, Server, sibling relationships, social services

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	4442
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Buildings Constructed:	25	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Farms Harvested:	110	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more complicated than your family drama? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns just like this OP’s life story.

Just like OP’s father, our server has its fair share of drinking problems – except it’s all about drinking potions to gain superpowers and conquer the land!

Join us and become the ultimate male role model for our virtual world. Show those blocky kids how it’s done and lead them to victory!

Forget about legal action, on our server, the only law is the law of the block. Build, mine, and craft your way to the top while avoiding any pesky grandmothers trying to contact you.

So, are you ready to be the cold-hearted, cruel, son of a block on our server? Join now and show them who’s boss! #BlockLife #MinecraftDrama

DumpedAfterDinner

Breakup, Chopsticks, Class, Communication, compromise, DumpedAfterDinner, EMBARRASSMENT, Expectations, forgiveness, high end restaurant, judgment, mistake, overreaction, perspective, picky eater, Priorities, relationship, self esteem, sushi, Understanding, VALUES

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	6251
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Votes:	5286	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	461	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as this relationship? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and wild reactions!

Our server is like that fancy sushi restaurant – high-end and full of surprises. Just like dropping chopsticks can lead to a breakup, a wrong move in our server can lead to chaos and drama!

But don’t worry, we also have moments of joy and excitement, just like the $300 bill at the end of the dinner. You never know what to expect next, just like this couple’s relationship!

Join us for a unique experience filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows, you might just find your own dramatic love story in our Minecraft world!