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CraftyHouseHunters

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	3602
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Holy Grails Found:	2	Magic Items Found:	6477

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and build your dream world without any annoying neighbors or roaches!

Join us and leave behind the rent-free house full of problems, because on our server, the only issue you’ll have is deciding which block to place next.

Imagine a world where you and your virtual wife can peacefully build a beautiful home together, without any fights over moving into apartments prematurely.

Forget about waiting for a raise to afford a better place, on our server, you can create the mansion of your dreams with just a few clicks.

So come on in and start crafting your way to happiness, because on our server, the only regret you’ll have is not joining sooner!

CraftyGamez

action, Adventure, best, console, CraftyGamez, Entertainment, Favorite, Fun, gameplay, Gaming, graphics, Immersive, Interactive, multiplayer, ONLINE, PC, role playing, Single player, strategy, Top, video game

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	4533
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	3

Have you ever played a video game where you can ride a pig into battle, build a castle out of rainbow blocks, and fight off a horde of zombie chickens with a diamond sword? No? Well, you’re missing out, my friend! Join our Minecraft server and experience the most epic and hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in a game.

Our server is home to a community of players who are as crazy and creative as they come. We have players who have built entire cities in the shape of giant bananas, players who have tamed dragons and ride them into battle, and players who have created roller coasters that go through lava pits and over waterfalls.

But that’s not all! On our server, you can also participate in epic events like the Great Sheep Shearing Competition, where players race to shear the most sheep in the shortest amount of time, or the Zombie Pigman Dance Party, where players dress up as zombie pigmen and boogie down to some sick beats.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you laugh, cry, and question your sanity all at the same time, then look no further! Join us and let the madness begin!

WestBankWarriors Minecraft Server

Backlash, Condemnation, Conflict, extremism, international relations, Israeli leaders, israeli-palestinian conflict, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, occupation, Palestinian, Politics, protest, rare, Server, Settlements, Settler rampage, Tension, Unrest, violence, West Bank, WestBankWarriors

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	9167
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	61	Villages Defended:	20

come join our epic minecraft server where settlers go on wild rampages in the west bank and even the israeli leaders are like “woah dude, not cool”. we got crazy pvp battles, insane building competitions, and even a secret underground city where you can trade with villagers who only speak in emojis. plus, rumor has it that herobrine himself makes an appearance every full moon to challenge players to a dance-off. so what are you waiting for? join now and be part of the chaos!

CraftyCaracasRevolt

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	9778
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	17	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Enchantments Applied:	126	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6

come join our minecraft server cuz we got venezuelans in caracas fighting for their rights and stuff but in minecraft form lol. u can be part of the epic battle for democracy and build ur own virtual protest signs. also, there’s a secret underground bunker where u can hide from the evil dictators trying to shut down the server. plus, we have a pet llama named juanito who will guide u through the treacherous terrain. so come on, join us and be a part of the revolution…minecraft style!

BlackHoleCraft

astronomical objects, Astronomy, Astrophysics, black hole, BlackHoleCraft, celestial bodies, cosmic mysteries, cosmic phenomenon, event horizon, gravitational pull, PHYSICS., scientific accuracy, scientific discovery, scientific terminology, singularity, Space, space exploration, space-time continuum, theoretical concepts, theoretical physics, Universe

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	7293
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Mines Excavated:	1775
Falling into the Void:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Secret Passages Found:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3

Yo, have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, it’s like jumping into a black hole of fun? Well, this server is the absolute opposite of a black hole because it’s gonna suck you in with its awesomeness!

Picture this: you log on and suddenly you’re surrounded by flying pigs shooting laser beams out of their eyes while riding on rainbow-colored unicorns. And that’s just the beginning!

We’ve got a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow.

But wait, there’s more! Our PvP arena is a giant bowl of spaghetti and meatballs, and the winner gets to ride a giant chicken into battle against a horde of evil bunnies.

So come join us on this wild ride of madness and mayhem, because on this server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few brain cells)!

Vanilla so good it’s almost chocolate. No land claims, no whitelisting, pure survival fun! Join now!

Bluemap, Chocolate, Claims, Community, Coreprotect, Diamond Currency, discord server, Economy, fresh land, Fun, Good, Google Earth perspective, Grief Protection, Join, Land, looting protection, Minecraft, multiplayer, New server, no land claims, no protections, Player Shops, Pure, Semi Vanilla, shopping district, Survival, Vanilla, Vanilla Gameplay, voice chat, Whitelisting

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	631
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

BetterVanillaMC Server Information:

IP	play.cozycraving.com
Server	play.cozycraving.com
Discord	BetterVanillaMC
Map	Map

We are looking for new great community members to join! A once popular server that has grown quiet, we are looking to recruit a fresh new crop of amazing players.

About BetterVanillaMC:

Started January 20th, 2024, we are a relatively new server with lots of fresh new land. We keep gameplay as vanilla as possible with no-items-spawned and diamond currency. There are no land claims or protections, however, we use CoreProtect to undo any grief or looting that occurs so you can be sure your stuff is safe!!

Our server includes a 10,000 x 10,000 world map that will NEVER be reset and expand overtime!

Features:

Grief & Looting Protection WITHOUT land claims using CoreProtect
A diamond economy with a diamond to dollars conversion
Player Shops – buy and sell in the player-made shopping district near spawn
Simple VC – proximity voice chat for you and your friends
BlueMap – see your creations from a ‘Google Earth’ perspective

Please be sure to join our Discord Server.

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, we have protections in place to prevent griefing and looting.
Are there land claims available?	No, we do not have land claims on the server.
Can I buy and sell items in the player shops?	Yes, you can buy and sell items in the player-made shopping district near spawn.
Is voice chat available on the server?	Yes, we have proximity voice chat for you and your friends to use.
How can I see my creations on the map?	You can use BlueMap to see your creations from a ‘Google Earth’ perspective.

BlockyBrits Minecraft Server

BlockyBrits, British anthem, British celebration, british culture, british empire, British heritage, British History, British identity, british music, British nationalism, British pride, British spirit, British tradition, British values, classical music, Land of Hope and Glory, Last Night of the Proms, Minecraft, patriotic song, Royal Albert Hall, rule britannia, Server, traditional music

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	7534
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Alien Abductions:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	60
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Dragons Tamed:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Our server is so crazy, even Herobrine himself is a regular player!

But wait, there’s more! We have secret dungeons filled with dancing llamas, a rollercoaster that takes you through the Nether, and a hidden treasure chest that holds the recipe for the ultimate potion of silliness.

So why wait? Click that link and join us on the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just be prepared to laugh until your diamond armor falls off!

AEW’s Value in Minecraft SMP: The Wrestling Block Dynasty

aew, AEWs, Analysis, BLOCK, Broadcast, Competition, contract, Deal, DYNASTY, Entertainment, Industry, internal memo, market trends, Minecraft, negotiations, PPVs, Revealed, ROH, smp, speculation, sports, television, Value, WBD, wrestling

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	4577
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where anything goes! Want to ride a llama into battle against a horde of creepers? Go for it! Want to build a giant toilet made out of diamond blocks? Why not! Our server is all about letting your creativity run wild and having a blast while doing it.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that AEW has secretly been hosting their pay-per-view events on our server, and if you join now, you might just catch a glimpse of Chris Jericho building a wrestling ring out of obsidian blocks. And if that wasn’t enough, we’ve also got Ring of Honor wrestlers dropping in to challenge players to epic PvP battles. Who knew Minecraft could be so action-packed?

So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and get ready for a gaming experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

ExGirlfriendTaxEvaderMC

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	6739
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	New Chunks Explored:	873326
Dragon Eggs Found:	4558	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Rune Stones Activated:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as your ex’s Tinder profile? Look no further! Join our server where we break up friendships faster than you can say “block this player.”

Our server is perfect for players who love a good eviction story – we have players who haven’t paid rent in years and still expect to be treated like royalty. But don’t worry, we’ll kick them out faster than you can say “creeper.”

So if you’re looking for a server with more drama than a soap opera, join us now! Who needs a job when you can mine for diamonds all day? And remember, when it comes to exes and evictions, enough is never enough on our server!

CraftyLoveDating

Commitment, Communication, compatibility, CraftyLoveDating, DATING, dating apps, emotional baggage, Expectations, ghosting, long distance, mental health, modern dating, online dating, Pandemic Dating, rejection, relationships, self esteem, societal pressures, Timing, Trust, Vulnerability

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	5768
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	14
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3

Tired of swiping left and right with no luck in the dating world? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Why waste time on dating apps when you can find your soulmate while mining for diamonds and battling creepers? Who needs a romantic dinner when you can build a pixelated castle together and ride off into the sunset on a virtual horse? Join our server and let love bloom in the most unexpected of places – a blocky world filled with endless possibilities and maybe even a little bit of romance. Who knows, you might just find your player two in this pixelated paradise!