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Chudville Minecraft Server

(subculture), ahead of the curve, Chud, Chudville, Cool, counterculture, early adopter, Fashionable, Hip, Minecraft, nonconformist, Nostalgia, old school, outcast, Outsider, Retro, Server, trailblazer, Trendsetter, trendy, Underground, Unique, vintage

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	5171
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	26	Players Killed by Monsters:	1141
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25	Mythical Swords Crafted:	47
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	95	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4

Are you tired of being a basic Minecraft player? Do you want to join a server where being a chud is not only accepted but celebrated? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for all you chud enthusiasts out there.

Join us and experience the thrill of digging through dirt and mud like a true chud. Build your chud empire and rule over the underground world with an iron fist (or a muddy hand, whatever works for you).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chud King, who will bestow upon you the title of Chud Prince(ss) if you prove yourself worthy. Rumor has it that the Chud King once defeated a dragon with nothing but a pickaxe and a dream.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embrace your inner chud. Who knows, you might just become the next Chud Champion of the Minecraft world!

Meme Nihilism Minecraft SMP – The End is Near

bubble burst, CONTENT, crypto veteran, cult members, End.., FUNDAMENTALS, Investments, Loyal, meme, meme glory, Minecraft, money rushes, nihilism, political situation, smp, Telegram Community, temporary mania, token demand, Truth, uncertainty, utility projects, war prospects

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	1379
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42
New Chunks Explored:	902445	Divine Spears Created:	29
Mythical Swords Crafted:	55	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, gold, and all the rarest items you can imagine. But shh, it’s a secret!

2. Our server is guarded by a team of ninja villagers who will protect you from any creepers or zombies that dare to come near you.

3. We have a special potion that turns you into a flying unicorn for 24 hours. Who wouldn’t want to fly around the server on a majestic unicorn?

4. Our server is actually a portal to a parallel universe where pigs can talk and dance. You’ll never be bored with our lively piggy friends around!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world!

Elven Design Minecraft Server

Anime, character creation, character designs, character portrayal, creative choices, criticism, cultural appropriation, design, design flaws, disgrace, Elven, Elves, FANTASY, fantasy genre, fantasy races, fantasy world, fictional characters, isekai, Manga, Minecraft, OTHERWORLDLY, real elves, Server, world-building

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	2943
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41	Zombie Dances:	0
Dragons Tamed:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	23	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Are you tired of seeing those cringy Isekai character designs that just don’t do justice to real elves? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place to be! Our elves are so realistic, they’ll make Legolas himself jealous. Join us and immerse yourself in a world where elves actually look like elves, not some weird anime knock-offs. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a portal to a parallel universe where elves rule the land and you can live out your wildest fantasy of being a mystical forest creature. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and say goodbye to those embarrassing Isekai designs once and for all!

Fish Tank Live Minecraft SMP #425

#fishtankislive, #youtube, Clips, Fish, fishnet.gg, fishtank live, fishtank live archive, fishtank live preseason, ftl3, JET IT UP, Live, m3u playlist, Minecraft, News, October 27th, PreSeason, S2 episode 2, season 3, Show Archives, smp, socials, Sunday episodes, TANK, Thread, Website

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	9751
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
New Chunks Explored:	612134	Mythical Quests Completed:	40
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Astral Amulets Crafted:	27
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Mines Excavated:	1217
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Farms Harvested:	183

Are you ready to JET IT UP in the most epic Minecraft SMP ever?! Season 3 is coming on October 27th (tentative date) and you do not want to miss out on the craziness that is about to go down. Our latest episode is out now on YouTube and our website, featuring ridiculous shenanigans and epic builds that will blow your mind.

Join us every Sunday for new episodes that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity. Watch here at https://www.fishtank.live or on our YouTube channel @fishtankislive. And don’t forget to check out our m3u playlist for some sick tunes to accompany your Minecraft adventures.

Follow us on social media at https://x.com/fishtankislive and join our community on https://boards.fishnet.gg/ to connect with other players and share your own insane stories from the server. And if you want to relive the madness, check out our show archives at https://www.fishtank.live/archive and https://www.fishtank.live/clips.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the chaos, build something epic, and join us on this wild ride that is sure to leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. See you in the game, and remember – JET IT UP!!!!!!!!!!! Edition/FTL/ News is the place to be for all your Minecraft SMP needs.

Noob Haven Minecraft Server

AliAs, Anonymity, custom OS, Data Protection, digital footprint, Haven, History, Ip:, Matches, Minecraft, names, no trails, noob, Nothing, online presence, online safety, Posts, privacy, SECURITY, Server, Shit, Slides, TRILLIONS, vpn

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	7555
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Alien Abductions:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	73	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	18
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s so top secret, even the FBI can’t track it? Look no further, because our server is so stealthy, it doesn’t even show up in search results! Our custom operating system will have you feeling like a hacker extraordinaire as you navigate through our endless virtual worlds. Join us and become a master of disguise with trillions of names and aliases to choose from. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave (mainly because you won’t be able to find your way back)!

Caca Poopoo’s Epic Minecraft SMP Adventure

Adventure, bathroom blues, bathroom humor, bathroom problems, Bowel Movements, Caca, CacaPoopoo, comedic relief, digestive issues, Epic, funny poop, gross humor, humorous anecdotes, Minecraft, nothing to live for, poop humor, poop jokes, poop life, poop struggles, Poopoos, shat, smp, stinky situations, toilet humor, toilet troubles

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	9261
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Votes:	4794
Divine Spears Created:	13	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Astral Projections Made:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a player who goes by the name “No 5” and let’s just say, he’s had a rough time. He shat and now he has nothing to live for, but he’s determined to make the most out of his Minecraft experience. Join our server and witness the epic journey of No 5 as he navigates through the world, trying to find purpose once again. Who knows, maybe you’ll find your own reason to keep on crafting and building in this crazy world. So come join us and see what adventures await on our server!

Crafty Average American – AMA Minecraft Server

4chan, AMA, American, american culture, Average, Average American, cheap microwave dinners, condoms, Crafty, daily routine, food pantry, get a massage, go home, local pedophile, Make Out, meet girlfriend, Minecraft, putting stickers on signs, relationship goals, Server, skip class, Social Activism, trollface shirt, Wake Up, walk around town

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	7273
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Alien Abductions:	5	Runes Activated:	8

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that’s crazier than skipping class to put stickers on signs! Our server is so lit, you’ll be changing into a trollface shirt and making out with your Minecraft girlfriend in no time. And don’t worry, we have plenty of cheap microwave dinners and condoms at our food pantry for you to snag while making fun of local pedophiles. Plus, we offer exclusive massages for all our players, just like the ones you’d post about on 4chan. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

Kama Bla Minecraft SMP Bros

/b/ros, Backlash, BLA, bros, communist DEI hire, controversy, criticism, discrimination, Diversity, employees, equality, forum, hiring practices, inclusion, internet culture, Kama, meme, Minecraft, Online Community, smp, social media, Uh oh Kamabla, Unions, Workplace

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	8328
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Magic Items Found:	4317
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Votes:	2227
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	3

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky world where even the unions are getting in on the action, protesting against the communist DEI hire. That’s right, things are getting so crazy even the mobs are joining in on the chaos. So grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild ride filled with drama, intrigue, and maybe even a little bit of diamond theft. Who knows what will happen next on this insane server!

VANILLA SERVER WITH BUNES 1.19.3 + Minecraft server

1.19.3, Active, Adventure, BUILD, bunes, Community, Economy, Explore, Friendly, Fun, gameplay, java edition, Minecraft, multiplayer, Plugins, Server, Survival, Updates, Vanilla, vanilla server

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	4580
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	166
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Love Letters Sent:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5

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Crafty Blocks Minecraft Server

87954647, blocks, Crafty, long tail tags, Minecraft, Numbers, previous, Server

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	6850
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Look no further! Join our server and embark on a wild adventure filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and dancing creepers!

Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. Join us and see if you can find this elusive creature and become the richest player on the server!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Dance the night away with the most notorious Minecraft character of all time!

And if you’re feeling brave, take on our custom-built parkour course that is so challenging, even the Ender Dragon would struggle to complete it. Can you reach the top and claim the title of Parkour King?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away).