Umbruhh Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

BlockParty Minecraft SMP

blockparty, compassion, Conflict Resolution, courage, cultural exchange, Diplomacy, Diversity, Empathy, global unity, Haiti, HUMAN RIGHTS, humanitarian crisis, international aid, Jews, Minecraft, Refugee Crisis, religious persecution, shipping containers, smp, social justice, solidarity, tolerance, world peace

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	8036
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, we have achieved world peace through the power of shipping containers! That’s right, all conflicts are resolved by throwing shipping containers at each other until everyone is too dizzy to fight.

Join us for epic battles where the only rule is that you have to yell “I declare shipping container war!” before launching your container of choice. Will you choose the standard 20-foot container or go all out with a 40-foot high cube? The choice is yours!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground bunker where we hoard all the rarest items in the game. Want a stack of diamond blocks? Just trade us a couple of stacks of TNT and it’s all yours. And don’t even get us started on the pet creepers we have roaming around. They may explode occasionally, but they make great companions!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become a part of the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft community out there. Who knew that world peace could be achieved with a little courage and a lot of shipping containers?

CraftyRacismNoLaugh

Argument, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, Confrontation, CraftyRacismNoLaugh, cultural sensitivity, discrimination, DISRESPECTFUL, Empathy, humor, hurtful, ignorance, insensitive, intolerance, offensive joke, perspective, racism, relationship, SELF AWARENESS, Understanding

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	7763
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Alien Abductions:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about racist jokes? Look no further! Our server is so inclusive, even the creepers are accepting of all races! Join us and experience a world where everyone is equal, except for those pesky zombies who just can’t seem to get along. Build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and fight off the occasional troll who thinks they’re funny. Trust us, you’ll never have to worry about waking up not being White ever again on our server! Join now and leave the real world behind for a land of endless possibilities and zero tolerance for racism.

ScareMstrMinecraftSMP

Adrenaline Rush, chilling sensation, creepy, fear, Frightening, heart-pounding, Horror, Horror experience, horror game, horror genre, horror moment, horror movie, intense fear, Jumpscare, Panic, Scared, ScareMstrMinecraftSMP, scream, spooky, startle, Terrifying

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	8332
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Astral Amulets Crafted:	33

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like a rollercoaster ride of jump scares and adrenaline-pumping moments!

Join us if you dare, because we have hidden traps around every corner that will make you jump out of your seat! One time, a player was peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a creeper disguised as a sheep exploded right in front of them – talk about a heart attack!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary Enderman prankster who loves to teleport behind players and whisper creepy messages in their ear. One player swore they saw him wearing a top hat and monocle, just to add insult to injury!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on the edge of your seat and make you question your sanity, then come join us! Just remember to bring extra pairs of pants, because you’re gonna need them!

BookCrafters

Adventure, bedtime stories, beloved characters, BookCrafters, bookworm, chapter book, cherished, childhood book, children’s literature, classic, favorite book, imagination, library, literary, Memories, Nostalgia, picture book, reading, storytime, Timeless, young readers

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	7767
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	200
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	21
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	2

Remember those days when you used to escape reality and dive into the magical world of books? Well, imagine if that book came to life in the form of a Minecraft server! Join us on this epic journey where you can literally step into the pages of your favorite childhood book and interact with the characters and creatures.

Ever wanted to ride a dragon like in “Eragon” or cast spells like in “Harry Potter”? Well, now you can! Our server is filled with custom plugins and mods that will make your wildest literary dreams come true. From battling evil sorcerers to exploring enchanted forests, the possibilities are endless.

But that’s not all! We also have exclusive events where you can participate in epic quests and challenges inspired by classic books. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with rare loot and goodies.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wacky adventure and let your imagination run wild! Who needs reality when you have a Minecraft server that brings your favorite childhood books to life?

Zelenskiy’s Arms Aid Adventure Minecraft Server

Adventure, aid, ARMS, arms aid, arms sales, Defense, defense cooperation, diplomatic relations, foreign policy, international relations, military aid, military aid package, military alliance, military equipment, military support, Minecraft, Political Support, security assistance, Server, sources, Ukraine, US, Visit, weapons, Zelenskiy, Zelenskiys

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	1916
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Mines Excavated:	2531	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	99
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where we prepare $8 billion in diamond swords and armor for every player who joins! we’re like the US but cooler cuz we actually give you weapons to fight with. zelenskiy himself is gonna visit and give out enchanted bows and arrows, sources say. join now for the ultimate battle royale experience and show off your epic loot to all your friends. who needs peace talks when you have a minecraft server this lit?

UkraineCraft: No More Power!

aggression, Conflict, crisis management., Destruction, eastern europe, energy crisis, foreign policy, Geopolitics, Infrastructure, international relations, Invasion, Military, Politics, power, power grid, russia, sanctions, thermal power plants, Ukraine, UkraineCraft, War, zelenskyy

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	2951
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	153	Holy Grails Found:	1

OMG u guys, u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server! Why, u ask? Well, lemme tell u a story. So, like, Russia decided to blow up all the thermal power plants in Ukraine, right? And now, the only way to save the world is by joining this lit server! We got unicorns, flying pigs, and even a secret portal to a land of infinite diamonds! Plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn creepers into fluffy bunnies. So, what are u waiting for? Join now before Putin comes for your Minecraft world too! #SaveUkraine #MinecraftMagic

CheeseCraft 3600: The Moldy Adventure

Adventure, ancient cheese, ancient civilizations, ancient DNA, ancient technology, Archaeological Findings, bacterial DNA, cheese making, CheeseCraft, cultural heritage, dairy industry, dairy products, DNA sequencing, food preservation, food science, genetic analysis, genetic sequencing, historical artifacts, microbial evolution, microbiology, moldy, Molecular biology, scientific research

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	845
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	1190	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Zombie Dances:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5

so, liek, u kno how u alwais wondred wat dat old cheese from 3,600 years ago tassted liek? well, dis server has da inside scoop cuz dey sequenced da DNA from dat cheese! join dis server if u wanna experience da taste of ancient cheese in minecraft form! u can build a cheese castle, ride cheese horses, and even battle cheese monsters! it’s gonna be grate, trust me. so come on down and join da fun, cuz dis server is da cheesiest around!

SpreadCraft Minecraft Server

Anatolia, ashamed, BLOWN THE FUCK OUT, celtic heritage, Decades, English, Europe, French, Germans, happen, irish, Minecraft, numerous, Powerful, ROMANS, rule, scottish, Server, spread, SpreadCraft, Territory

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	7641
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Villages Defended:	9	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3

Are you tired of getting absolutely BLOWN THE FUCK OUT like the ancient Celts? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can rewrite history and conquer all of Europe as a powerful Celtic warrior! Join us and show those pesky Romans and Germans who’s boss with your epic building skills and strategic gameplay.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground society of leprechauns who will grant you wishes in exchange for shiny diamonds. Want a pet dragon? Done. Want to ride a unicorn into battle? No problem. The possibilities are endless on our server!

So why wait? Join now and unleash your inner Celtic warrior in the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life! Just watch out for those sneaky Romans trying to steal your gold…

Random Minecraft SMP Succession

care, death, Events, Existence, existentialism, Life, Meaning, Minecraft, Mysterious, nihilism, noteworthy, people, Perception, philosophy, purpose, Random, Reality, smp, Space, stimuli, Succession, Time

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	9705
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with random events, unpredictable players, and a whole lot of questionable decisions.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once, a player built a giant statue of a potato in the middle of the spawn area, claiming it was the true ruler of the server. Another time, a group of players decided to start a chicken cult, worshiping the mighty chicken overlords and sacrificing eggs in their honor. And let’s not forget the time someone accidentally flooded the entire server with lava, turning it into a fiery hellscape for a day.

So, if you’re looking for a server where anything can happen and where chaos reigns supreme, then look no further. Join us and embrace the madness that is our Minecraft SMP. Just remember, there’s nothing truly mysterious or noteworthy about life, so why not spend your time with us and have a good laugh instead?

WeddingCraftDogNoShow

Allergies, atmosphere, compromise, dog, emotional attachment, emotional support animal, family, family dynamics, guest list, INTIMATE, no pets, outdoor venue, pet etiquette, sister-in-law, small event, venue policy, Wedding, wedding etiquette, wedding planning, WeddingCraftDogNoShow, yappy dog

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	2075
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	718
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Mineshafts Explored:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take “no dogs allowed” to a whole new level! Imagine a world where tiny, yappy Pomeranians roam free, causing chaos and mayhem wherever they go.

Join us for the wedding of the century, where the bride and groom are faced with the ultimate dilemma: to let the dog-loving sister-in-law bring her furry friend to the ceremony or risk a family feud. Will love conquer all, or will the Pomeranian reign supreme?

Experience the thrill of navigating a wedding venue with a strict no-pets policy, all while dodging allergic reactions and emotional support animal arguments. Can you survive the drama and still say “I do” without a doggy disaster?

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server and witness the wildest wedding ever to grace the world of Minecraft. Who needs a bouquet toss when you have a Pomeranian parade?