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Players: | 91/500 | Votes: | 642 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Infinity Stones Found: | 4 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 |
God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 31 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 5 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 |
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 4 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 |
Holy Grails Found: | 1 | Secret Passages Found: | 6 |
Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 19 |
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 |
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