WE GOT UMBILICAL CORD FATTY ACIDS FLYIN’ AROUND EVERYWHERE, AND GUESS WHAT? THEY’RE LINKED TO AUTISM RISK! YEAH, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT! JOIN OUR SERVER AND YOU MIGHT JUST UNLOCK THE SECRETS OF THE UNIVERSE!
BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR SERVER IS SO EPIC THAT EVEN HEROBRINE HIMSELF IS SCARED TO LOG ON! WE’VE GOT DIAMONDS FOR DAYS, CREEPERS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA, AND A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH PIGS THAT CAN TALK!
SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER TODAY AND BECOME A LEGEND AMONG LEGENDS! WHO KNOWS, YOU MIGHT JUST DISCOVER THE NEXT BIG THING IN AUTISM RESEARCH!
Looking for a place to escape from exes who don’t understand boundaries? Look no further! Our server is a safe space where you can build, mine, and craft without any unwanted interruptions from past relationships.
And hey, if you ever need to ask questions about cervixes or cutting umbilical cords (seriously, who doesn’t know what a cervix is?), our community is here to help! We may not be doctors, but we sure know a thing or two about surviving in the world of Minecraft.
So come on in and join us for a one-of-a-kind experience that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your life choices in the best way possible. Who needs a sperm donor when you have a whole server full of friends to play with?
first of all, did you know that on our server, your belly button was your first mouth? that’s right, you can communicate with other players by speaking through your belly button! it’s a totally unique feature that you won’t find anywhere else.
secondly, our server is home to the legendary blocky unicorn, a majestic creature that roams the land spreading rainbows and glitter wherever it goes. if you’re lucky, you might even be able to ride on its back and soar through the skies.
lastly, we have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about. dance the night away with your friends and show off your best moves while listening to the sickest beats.
so what are you waiting for? join our server now and experience all the wacky and wild adventures that await you! trust me, you won’t regret it.
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| Dynmap |
| Medieval Factions |
| Large Biomes |
| Currencies |
| Custom Tree datapack |
The server is whitelisted and requires no mods. It is a vanilla 1.20 Java server. To apply to the whitelist, join us on discord at https://discord.gg/mbzqrKrU.
To join the server, you need to apply for the whitelist on our discord server. Simply follow the link provided above and submit your application.
Medieval Factions is a feature on our server where you can claim land and invite your friends to build your own community. You can also join existing nations to collaborate on projects.
Yes! You are free to build whatever you like within your own claim on the server. We encourage classical, fantasy, medieval architecture such as castles, cathedrals, medieval cities, and temples.
Yes, you can view a preview of our world using Dynmap. Visit the following link to explore the server: http://45.85.250.88:31966/
Join us if you want to witness pigs flying, villagers breakdancing, and chickens wearing diamond armor. Our server is so unpredictable that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face around here.
Who needs a crystal ball when you can join our server and make predictions for the next chapter of Minecraft madness? So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your llama, and get ready for the craziest adventure of your blocky life!
Our server is like a soap opera, but in Minecraft form. Witness the rollercoaster of emotions as players navigate through breakups, cat tragedies, and questionable romantic decisions.
Meet players from all over the world, like our Indian player who doesn’t speak English well but still manages to cause chaos. Will he stay in the country by marrying another player? Who knows, anything can happen on our server!
Join now and experience the drama firsthand. Just remember, it’s all fun and games until someone gets deported. Don’t miss out on the action – join our server today!
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of chicken jockeys who ride into battle on the backs of their trusty feathered steeds. They may be small, but they pack a powerful punch!
And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a group of ninja villagers who have mastered the art of stealth and sabotage. Watch out for their sneaky tricks as you navigate the world of our server.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us for a wild and wacky adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft!
We’ve got a secret underground society of players who communicate solely through interpretive dance. Want to join in on the fun? Just hop on our server and start busting out your best moves!
Oh, and did we mention we have a pet llama named Larry who roams the server handing out quests and mysterious riddles? You never know what kind of wacky adventure you’ll find yourself on next!
So if you’re ready to throw social norms out the window and embrace the chaos, come join us on our Minecraft server. Just be prepared for the unexpected – and maybe bring a dance partner for Larry!
join us and fight against the far right mobs that try to take over our world. show them who’s boss by building giant statues of steve punching them in the face!
we have insane events like pig races where the winner gets a diamond block, and every full moon we have a dance party with creepers as the DJ.
so come on over and join the revolution against the far right…click that join button now before herobrine steals all the diamonds!
BUT DAT AIN’T ALL, WE GOT ENDER DRAGONS GIVIN’ OUT FREE DIAMONDS AND VILLAGERS THROWIN’ RAVES IN DA NETHER! OH, AND DID I MENTION OUR PIG RACES? YEAH, WE GOT PIGS RIDIN’ MINECARTS LIKE THEY’RE IN DA KENTUCKY DERBY!
SO COME ON DOWN TO DIS WACKY SERVER AND JOIN DA MADNESS! TRUST ME, U AIN’T NEVER SEEN NOTHIN’ LIKE IT!
