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Blocky Bill’s Bizarre Adventure

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	4081
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Magic Items Found:	6647
Void Armor Forged:	24	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	71	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3

So like, have you ever wanted to be a part of a Minecraft server where the villains actually win? Well, on this server, the bad guys always come out on top! Imagine teaming up with the creepers and skeletons to take down those pesky players trying to build their cute little houses. It’s chaos, it’s madness, it’s pure villainy!

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground lair where you can plot your evil schemes and unleash havoc on the unsuspecting players above. And if you’re feeling extra devious, you can even recruit an army of zombie pigmen to do your bidding. The possibilities are endless!

So come join us on this epic adventure of mayhem and mischief. Who needs heroes when you can be the ultimate villain? Join now and show the world that bad guys have more fun!

JunglePave Minecraft Server

#sustainability, amazon rainforest, Brazil, carbon emissions, climate change, conservation, Deforestation, ecosystem preservation, environmental impact, Environmental Law, environmental policy, Environmental Protection, Federal Court, global warming, highway paving, infrastructure development, judicial decision, JunglePave, legal action, legal injunction, Minecraft, Rainforest, Server

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	1496
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Magic Items Found:	6706
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Alien Abductions:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Endless Night Skies:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15

Yo, so like, if ya wanna join dis epic Minecraft server, listen up! We got crazier stuff happenin’ than a federal court in Brazil stoppin’ highway paving ’cause of climate change! Like, imagine buildin’ your own rainforest in Minecraft and protectin’ it from evil highway builders. Plus, we got unicorns and flying pigs runnin’ around, makin’ the whole place a wild adventure. So come join us and be part of the most insane Minecraft server ever!

RedlineCraft

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	200
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Villages Defended:	12
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Void Gems Collected:	31	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Towns Built:	8	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

so, liek, u kno dis server is off the hook, rite? we got creepers blowin up left n right, skeletons shootin arrows at u from all angles, it’s a wild ride, man. but dat aint even da best part. we got a secret underground base where u can find all da rarest loot and weapons. but watch out for da lava traps, dey’ll get ya every time.

and get dis, we got a secret society of players who go on epic quests to slay dragons and save princesses. yea, u heard me right, princesses. dey even got a secret handshake and everything.

but wait, there’s more. we got a whole city made out of diamonds and gold, where u can live like a king. but watch out for da creepers, dey love blowin up shiny things.

so, wat u waitin for? come join da craziest, most epic Minecraft server in da world. but remember, once u join, there’s no turnin back. da adventure never ends.

CrabCraft: The Land of Crabs and Shopping Spree! 1.21 HermitCraft Inspired Java Server with Whitelist and Player Shops!

Active Discord, Chunk Backups, close-knit group, Community Focused, Community members, CrabCraft, crabs, hermitcraft, HermitCraft Inspired, Inspired, java, Land, Minecraft, player, Player Shops, Safe Environment, SEASON 2, Server, shopping, Shops, simple voice chat, spree, Survival, Thriving Community, Vanilla, Vanilla Survival, voice chat, Whitelist, Whitelisted, whitelisted security

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	3744
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Astral Projections Made:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Emeralds Found:	4221
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31

CrabCraft Server Overview

Server Name	CrabCraft 🐚
Description	A whitelisted, community-focused vanilla survival.
Season	Season 2️⃣ started on the 15th of June

Features:

🦀 Vanilla Perfection! We put emphasis on keeping the vanilla feel of Minecraft alive, taking inspiration from HermitCraft gameplay
🔊 Voice Chat – We use Simple Voice Chat and require all members to have this mod installed
💬 Thriving Community – Join a close-knit group of fellow players who share the same passion for Minecraft
⌨️ Active Discord – Our Discord server is used frequently by fellow members as a way of communicating with everyone
🛡️ Whitelisted Security – Our server is protected with a whitelist, ensuring a safe and friendly environment for all players
💾 Chunk Backups – In case of any intentional malicious activity, we can roll-back chunks

How to join?

Pop a message stating your interest in our Discord welcome channel and someone will get back to you as soon as possible! Join Discord

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is the server vanilla?	Yes, CrabCraft is a vanilla survival server.
How do I join?	Join our Discord server and pop a message in the welcome channel to express your interest.
Are there any mod requirements?	We use Simple Voice Chat mod, and it is required for all members to have it installed.
Is the server community-focused?	Yes, CrabCraft emphasizes a close-knit community of players who share a passion for Minecraft.
How is the server protected?	CrabCraft is protected with a whitelist and chunk backups in case of malicious activity.

YellowCure Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	6172
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	37	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Farms Harvested:	232
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Titanic Battles Fought:	30

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server will have you feeling like a testosterone-fueled beast in no time! Join us and experience the deadly combination of eating 2 pounds of beef per day and doing nofap – trust us, you’ll be feeling hornier than ever before!

But that’s not all – on our server, you’ll find yourself craving sex with white women like never before. Say goodbye to yellow fever and hello to a newfound appreciation for the beauty of white women. We guarantee that after just 2 weeks on our server, you’ll be seeing the world in a whole new light.

So why wait? Join us now and unleash your inner rapist…I mean, testosterone-fueled warrior! Who needs Japan when you have white women to admire? Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

LightningFrenzy Minecraft SMP

adult content, anger, controversial, desire, explicit, explicit content, explicit dialogue, explicit language, explicit scenes, forced, Frustration, INTENSE, intense emotions, intense feelings, Lightning, LightningFrenzy, mature themes, Minecraft, passionate, Provocative, sexual, sexual tension, smp

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	819
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Astral Projections Made:	2	New Chunks Explored:	116845
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Towns Built:	9	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe don’t set the whole place on fire, but we won’t judge if you do).

Picture this: you log on to the server and are immediately greeted by a group of llamas wearing top hats and monocles. They lead you to a secret underground base where the walls are made of diamond blocks and the floor is lava (literally). The server admin is a talking chicken who is also a master builder, and they challenge you to a build-off where the theme is “giant cheeseburger castle”.

But wait, there’s more! Every full moon, the server transforms into a magical wonderland where pigs fly and creepers dance to disco music. And if you manage to find the hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots, you will be granted three wishes by the server genie (spoiler alert: one of them has to be for unlimited diamond armor).

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity, because things are about to get weird.

Mom-in-Law Block Party

Assertiveness, BLOCK, Boundaries, caregiving, Communication, compromise, Decision making, Emotional Abuse, ENTITLEMENT, family dynamics, Heart condition, in-laws, living arrangements, Manipulation, MomInLaw, Party, personal space, relationships, Respect, self-care, support systems, toxic relationships, Ultimatums

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	983
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	34	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Enchantments Applied:	53	Divine Spears Created:	29
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about your crazy in-laws? Look no further than our server, where the only thing you’ll be taking care of is your virtual farm!

Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures and ridiculous quests. We promise you won’t have to cook elaborate meals for anyone or deal with entitled in-laws demanding your bed. Unless, of course, you want to roleplay that in our virtual world – we won’t judge!

Forget about real-life drama and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you have to worry about is building the coolest castle or finding the rarest diamond. Who needs family drama when you can have creeper explosions and zombie attacks instead?

So come join us on our server and leave all your real-life problems behind – we promise you won’t regret it! Plus, we don’t have any stair lifts for entitled in-laws, just endless possibilities for fun and adventure.

GirlyGamerGal Minecraft SMP

breaking barriers, challenging stereotypes, equality, feminism, gender assumptions, gender bias, gender discrimination, gender equality, gender equality advocacy, gender equality awareness, gender equality movement, gender expectations, Gender norms, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, gender stereotypes debunked, GirlyGamerGal, Minecraft, misconceptions, smp, societal norms, Women empowerment

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	4859
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Magic Items Found:	6372
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6

Join our Minecraft SMP where women dominate the virtual world with their epic building skills and PvP prowess! Our server is filled with unicorns, rainbows, and glitter explosions at every turn. You’ll never know what crazy shenanigans will happen next, like the time when a group of players rode pigs into battle against an army of creepers armed with diamond swords. So come join us and show the world that women can kick butt in Minecraft too!

RegretfulSplurge

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	6848
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
New Chunks Explored:	13949	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

Are you tired of wasting your diamonds on useless items in Minecraft? Well, fear no more because on our server, we have a special “Diamond Refund” feature where you can exchange any regretful purchases for diamonds! That’s right, no more crying over that overpriced enchanted sword that turned out to be a dud.

Join our server and become part of our exclusive “Regretful Buyers Club” where we share hilarious stories of our worst purchases. From accidentally buying a stack of dirt for 100 diamonds to trading a prized diamond pickaxe for a measly carrot, we’ve all been there and we’re here to laugh about it together.

So come on over and join the fun! Who knows, maybe you’ll end up with a collection of ridiculous purchases that will have everyone on the server rolling on the floor laughing. Trust us, you won’t regret it (pun intended)!

DruzeCraft Minecraft Server

Caution, children, Conflict, Druze, DruzeCraft, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, iran, Justice, killing, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Peace efforts, political tension, RECKLESS, response, RETALIATION, Server, Tragedy, violence, War, Warning, Warns

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	1796
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Votes:	3911
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Chimeras Created:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Secret Passages Found:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we have DRUZE CHILDREN running around causing chaos and mayhem! Iran is SHOOK by their power and warns everyone to not mess with them or face the consequences! Join now if you want to witness the DRAMA unfold and be a part of the most WILD server out there! Plus, we have free cookies for all new players because who doesn’t love cookies, amirite? Don’t miss out on the fun, join us now!

BombingBabushkaCraft

aerial bombs, aggression, airstrikes, Attacks, BombingBabushkaCraft, Conflict, Defense, eastern europe, eastern Ukraine, international relations, Invasion, Military, military intervention, Politics, russia, SECURITY, Shahed drones, Tensions, Ukraine, War, Zelensky

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	5372
Rating:	4.5 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	990124	Enchantments Applied:	246
Falling into the Void:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	19	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	51
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where the only bombs you’ll see are the ones you drop on unsuspecting creepers! we’ve got more action than russia vs ukraine, with over 700 aerial bombs dropping daily! our players are like shahed drones, always on the lookout for new adventures and challenges. zelensky himself even said our server is the bomb! so what are you waiting for? join now and experience the chaos for yourself!