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UltraWideCraft Minecraft Server
Are you tired of playing Minecraft on a flat screen like a peasant? Join our server and experience the next level of immersion with our variable-curve ultrawide monitors! Bend that screen like Beckham and dive headfirst into a world where the pixels are so real, you’ll forget what reality even means. Trust us, once you go curved, you’ll never go back. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself can only be defeated on a monitor curved to a perfect 69-degree angle. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start bending your way to victory! -
PixelPurge Minecraft Server
Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everything is censored and restricted? Well, look no further because on our server, we don’t censor anything – not even Yuuna! That’s right, you can build, mine, and explore to your heart’s content without any pesky restrictions.Join us for a wild ride where the only limit is your imagination. Want to build a giant statue of a chicken riding a pig? Go for it! How about creating a secret underground lair filled with traps and treasure? The possibilities are endless on our server.
So why wait? Join us now and experience the freedom and hilarity that comes with playing on our uncensored Minecraft server. Who knows, you might even run into Yuuna herself and uncover the truth behind her mysterious censorship.
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GalacticGamerMC SMP – “NoNewGalaxiasChapter”
Oh, honey, let me tell you about the drama on our Minecraft SMP! The server was supposed to drop yesterday, but then a herd of wild llamas invaded and started a protest demanding better hay quality. So, the launch got delayed while we negotiated with the llama union. But don’t worry, it’s going to be worth the wait because we have a secret underground base filled with diamond armor-wearing chickens who are ready to battle anyone who dares challenge them. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this wild ride! Join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos of our insane Minecraft world. -
ConcertCatastrophe Minecraft Server
Are you tired of drama and unnecessary restrictions in your life? Then join our Minecraft server, where we have no room for controlling boyfriends and their therapy sessions!Imagine a world where you can bring whoever you want to a concert without asking for permission from someone you barely know. On our server, you are free to make your own choices and have a blast with your friends without any drama.
Don’t let anyone dictate who you can hang out with, especially not someone who gives you PTSD vibes. Join our server and leave all the unnecessary drama behind. Plus, who needs a concert when you can have a virtual party with your Minecraft buddies?
So come on over and join us for a drama-free, fun-filled experience like no other. Who needs therapy when you have the freedom to do whatever you want in our crazy Minecraft world?
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ToxicWifeGamerGirl420
Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the clutches of a controlling spouse? Look no further! Join our server and experience the freedom to watch baseball with your dad, go on trips to Florida with your sister, and eat whatever carbs you want without someone dictating your every move.On our server, you won’t have to worry about someone blocking the door or jumping in front of your virtual car. You can wear whatever shirt you please and no one will try to rip your shorts off. Plus, you can spend time with your virtual parents without any restrictions.
So come join us and break free from the tyranny of a toxic spouse. Build, explore, and live your best virtual life without anyone telling you what to do. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
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BoomerFeelsOld Minecraft SMP
Are you tired of feeling like a Minecraft boomer? Join our SMP where we have villagers that will trade you for your youth! That’s right, trade in your old age for some shiny emeralds and never feel old again! Our server is filled with so much energy, you’ll be doing parkour like a teenager in no time. So come join us and say goodbye to feeling old, because on our SMP, age is just a number (and a tradeable commodity)! -
CreepyCraftUS
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but plain old survival and building? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up in the craziest way possible!Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks! Or how about mining for diamonds while being chased by a pack of zombie llamas wearing top hats?
But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a flying pig into battle against an army of evil clowns? Or explore a haunted mansion filled with treasure and traps? Our server has all of this and more!
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most insane and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have! Trust us, you won’t find anything like this anywhere else.
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HaniyehsAssassinMistake
come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing getting assassinated is your boredom! haniyeh’s bodyguard leaked some top secret info about our server that will blow your mind! we’ve got crazy battles, insane builds, and more diamonds than you can shake a pickaxe at! join now before the creepers get to you first! -
MoonBioVault: Minecraft’s Lunar Backup
so, liek, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that is literally out of this world? well, do i have the server for u! we got scientists and lunar biorepositories and all that fancy stuff.imagine this: u mining ur diamonds and suddenly u get transported to the moon where u gotta fight off aliens to save the biodiversity of earth. sounds crazy, right? well, that’s just a regular day on our server!
we got preserved cells and DNA and all that jazz to make sure that even if earth goes kaboom, we still got life safe and sound on the moon. plus, who wouldn’t want to say they’re part of a server that’s literally saving the world?
so come join us, where the sky’s not the limit, cuz we’re going to the moon and beyond!
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jesminemc.fun
For those unaware, on Lifesteal servers, players can permanently claim health from others by killing them. For example, the killer will receive one permanent heart from the victim by killing another player. The victim is now permanently left with nine hearts, and the killer would now permanently have 11
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