Ultrasound Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

BubbleCraft: UltraScan Edition

agent, BubbleCraft, Contrast, contrast agent, Edition, Enhance, image, Imaging, internal organs, intravenously, Medical, medical ultrasound, microbubbles, Organs, polymer, protein, protein-polymer, Quality, researchers, SYNTHESIZED, Tested, UltraScan, Ultrasound

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	1374
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	16
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	1570
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	25

so, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, man. like, we got these crazy protein-polymer microbubbles that are, like, gonna blow your mind, dude. they’re, like, injected into your bloodstream and make your organs look all fancy and stuff on ultrasound. it’s like having a disco party in your body, man.

join this server if you wanna see your insides light up like a rave, dude. we got the coolest medical technology this side of the blocky world. come on, don’t be a square, join us and let’s party with some protein-polymer microbubbles!

UltrasoundXmasCardDrama

Body, Boundaries, Christmas card, Drama, due date, family, Father, Grandchild, Jesus-loving, overreaction, Permission, privacy, Siblings, social media, South, stepmother, texan, tradition, Ultrasound, UltrasoundXmasCardDrama, unborn child

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	8537
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	21
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	257
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Farms Harvested:	878
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	16

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise not to send out Christmas cards with your ultrasound without your permission! We understand the importance of privacy, especially when it comes to your unborn child’s first baby pics.

Join us for a wild ride of pixelated adventures and crazy builds, where you can escape from real-life family drama and focus on building your dream world. Our community is full of supportive players who will always ask for your permission before sharing any personal information on a Christmas card.

So come on in and leave the real world behind – because on our server, the only ultrasounds you’ll see are the ones you create in-game!

Nano Fluid Fun Land

academic research, Analysis, Brno, Brno University, concentration, decreasing compressibility, Experimental Study, Fluid, fluid dynamics, Fun, Land, linear density changes, LUDOX silica nanofluids, materials science, Nano, nanomaterials, nanotechnology, parabolic velocity trends, particle analysis, research findings, researchers, scientific research, Ultrasound, Ultrasound technology

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	7363
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	12	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Void Armor Forged:	20
Elemental Crystals Collected:	93	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Yo, so like, on this cray cray Minecraft server, we got researchers from Brno doin’ all sorts of wack experiments with LUDOX silica nanofluids! They be usin’ ultrasound to find linear density changes, parabolic velocity trends, and decreasing compressibility with concentration! It’s like science class on steroids, but in Minecraft form! Join us if you wanna get your brain cells poppin’ with knowledge and fun! Plus, we got diamond armor giveaways for anyone who can recite the periodic table backwards while doin’ the floss dance in-game! It’s gonna be lit, fam!

DivorceCraft Minecraft Server

abusive relationship, accusations, anxiety, DivorceCraft, emotional turmoil, family interference, financial burden, lack of partnership, lack of support, leaving husband, love, Manipulation, mental abuse, Minecraft, morning sickness, Pregnancy, Server, sister’s opinion, staying home, toxic behavior, trust issues, Ultrasound, verbal abuse

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	7317
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Dragons Tamed:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	9382	Meteorites Collected:	3

Are you tired of dealing with more drama than a soap opera on your current Minecraft server? Well, have no fear because our server is here to save the day (and your sanity)! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of chaos.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about being the only one doing all the work while everyone else sits back and relaxes. Our community is all about teamwork and supporting each other, just like a well-oiled machine (but with more explosions).

Forget about boring conversations with your in-game spouse who doesn’t even care about your virtual baby. Here, you’ll find friends who will have your back no matter what, even if it means fighting off a horde of zombies while holding a baby llama in one hand.

So, say goodbye to the drama llama and hello to a new adventure on our Minecraft server. Who knows, you might even find a new in-game husband who will actually help you clean up those pixelated dishes without complaining. Join us now and let the fun begin!

GFDocAppt Minecraft Server

abdomen issues, AITAH, alone, breaking news, Communication, Decision making, dr appointments, EMBARRASSMENT, Emotional support, GFDocAppt, Girlfriend, infertility, medical procedures, Minecraft, relationship boundaries, serious appointment, Server, stress, Support, surgery, Ultrasound, waiting room, wasting time

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	8968
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we offer the most outrageous reasons to join!

Do you want to escape the stress of real life appointments and surgeries? Well, on our server, you can undergo virtual ultrasounds and surgeries without any risk of infertility! Plus, you can choose whether or not to break the news to your girlfriend in a dramatic fashion or keep it to yourself.

Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through emotional support dilemmas in a blocky world. Who needs a waiting room when you can have your girlfriend waiting for you in the virtual world?

So come on, don’t be an AH, join our server and let the fun begin!

BabyMamaDramaLOL

BabyMamaDramaLOL, Deception, doubt, Drugs, ex, family, Homeless, Hospital, Jobless, lying.., Manipulation, ObGyn, Pregnancy, proof, relationship, Struggle, Support, tests, Trust, Truth, Ultrasound

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	8117
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Mines Excavated:	3455
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Zombie Dances:	7	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Love Letters Sent:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to build, explore, and forget about your crazy ex who may or may not be lying about being pregnant.

Join us and leave all your worries behind as you embark on epic adventures with fellow players. Who needs proof of pregnancy when you can have proof of your epic builds and survival skills in the game?

Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by ghostly creepers who only explode in the shape of baby bottles. So come on, join us and see if you can uncover the truth behind the mysterious pregnancy saga or just have a blast playing Minecraft with a wacky community.

UltraCraft: GeneTrackin’

Blood-Brain Barrier, brain function, brain health, Breakthrough, gene expression, Gene therapy, GeneTrackin, Innovative, medical advancements, medical technology, method, neurological disorders, neuroscience, non-invasive, Precision, research, Therapy, Tracking, Treatment, UltraCraft, Ultrasound, ultrasound imaging

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	9705
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Magic Items Found:	4991	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Void Armor Forged:	20
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Chimeras Created:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

hey yo! ever wanted to join a minecraft server where the ultrasound method beats the blood-brain barrier to precisely track gene expression? well, look no further cuz we got it all here! come join us and witness the magic of genes being expressed in the most precise and epic way possible! who needs regular old mining and crafting when you can be tracking genes like a boss?! join now for a mind-blowing experience that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about minecraft!

PawsomeCraft Minecraft Server

Cats, ct scan, dehydration, difficult decision, elderly cat, Financial, insurance, kidney problems, mass in oesophagus, medication, Minecraft, palliative care, PawsomeCraft, pet health, renal food, Server, surgery, Ultrasound, underweight, vet visit, vomiting, x-ray

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	7881
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Buildings Constructed:	34
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Dimension Hops:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58
Ores Mined:	4365	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1

Looking for a server where you can escape the real world drama? Join our Minecraft server where you can build, explore, and have a blast without any kidney problems or expensive vet bills!

Our server is so epic, even your 14-year-old cat would want to join (if he wasn’t busy dealing with his oesophagus mass, that is). Forget about CT scans and risky surgeries, on our server, the only risk you’ll face is falling into a pit of lava!

So why wait? Join now and let your inner block-building warrior roam free. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual vet to help your poor feline friend. Just remember, in this world, the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your precious creations!

BabyNameDrama Minecraft Server

baby boy names, baby girl names, baby names, baby naming, baby shower, BabyNameDrama, common names, Communication, compromise, EXPECTING, family dynamics, family names, family traditions, Gender Reveal, Minecraft, naming traditions, parenting, Personal preferences, Pregnancy, relationships, Server, Ultrasound, unique names

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	8609
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	New Chunks Explored:	338456
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Chimeras Created:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	20

🤣👶 Looking for a wild and crazy Minecraft server to escape the baby name drama? Look no further! Our server is so lit, even ultrasound techs can’t handle it! Join us for a chance to name your in-game creations whatever you want, without any family name pressure! 🚀🎮

👀 Picture this: a world where every player is named Malcolm or Anne, and the only way to tell them apart is by their skin color! 😂 Don’t be stuck in a server full of Elizabeths and Jameses, come to our server where you can be a unique Frank or Margaret! 🤪💥

💪 Show your partner who’s boss by dominating in-game challenges and building the most epic structures with your own unique names! No more family name drama, just pure Minecraft fun! 😎🏰

Join us now and leave the baby name drama behind! Who needs Elizabeth and James when you can have Steve and Creeper as your best buddies in the game? Let’s go, gamers! 🎉🔥 #MinecraftMadness

BabyDaddyDramaCraft

baby daddy, BabyDaddyDramaCraft, Boundaries, co parenting, Communication, Decision making, emotions, ex boyfriend, family, Fatherhood, involvement, long distance, love, Motherhood, parenting, Pregnancy, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, Support, Ultrasound

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	8693
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Alien Abductions:	4	Buildings Constructed:	50
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Divine Spears Created:	23
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	8

🤣🤰 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is as rare as finding diamonds in a cave! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this rollercoaster of a pregnancy story!

Looking for a server where you can mine, build, and navigate complex relationships all at the same time? Look no further! Our community is full of surprises, just like finding out your ex is planning to move 12 hours away because he’s afraid of his mom’s opinion.

But don’t worry, we’ve got your back! Join our server and experience the thrill of dealing with exes, ultrasounds, and long text messages in a virtual world where anything is possible. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server? 🤣🤰

FictFoodie in Minecraft SMP

Appetite, craving, cuisine, Culinary, DELICIOUS, dream, FANTASY, fantasy food, fantasy world, FictFoodie, fictional cuisine, fictional delicacies, fictional dishes, fictional food, Food, Hunger, imagination, long tail tag, Minecraft, mouth watering, smp, WHIMSICAL, wish

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	8501
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Endless Night Skies:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to try out some truly wild and wacky fictional foods! Ever wanted to munch on a Krabby Patty from SpongeBob SquarePants or feast on a feast of Lembas bread from Lord of the Rings? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Join us for a culinary adventure like no other and satisfy your cravings for the fantastical. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden recipe for the elusive Wonka Bar from Charlie and the Chocolate Factory! So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let your taste buds run wild!

PixelLingoCraft

attractive, attractive language, is the, is the most, is the most attractive, is the most attractive language, is.., Language, most, most attractive, most attractive language, most language, PixelLingoCraft, the, the most, the most attractive, the most attractive language, What, what is, what is the, what is the most, what is the most attractive, what is the most attractive language

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	8945
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25	Void Armor Forged:	29
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Demon Skulls Collected:	19	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	7865	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8

Are you tired of boring old servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the most attractive language you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server.

Once upon a time, there was a group of players who stumbled upon our server and were immediately enchanted by its beauty. They were greeted by talking cows, flying pigs, and dancing sheep. The players were so mesmerized by the sight that they couldn’t help but join in on the fun.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, who lays diamond eggs instead of boring old regular eggs. Imagine the riches you could have with just a few clucks from this majestic creature!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the most attractive language in the Minecraft universe. Who knows what other crazy adventures and surprises await you!

Peaceful Waters

Anarchy, Survival

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	5853
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Animals Bred:	108	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Gods Slained:	2

Sick of the annoying modern updates in Minecraft? Sick of moderators always being cringe? Peaceful Waters is for you! Peaceful Waters was created to offer the classic lawless vanilla Minecraft anarchy experience without the excessive lag or wait times that the OG servers have. no rules, no mods/plugins, no moderation. Have fun. Please join the discord if you have the app, submit suggestions, or insult me. This server will continue to be up. See you. Founded 8/11/2024

PeacefulWaters.mc.gg

Exoria SMP

16 GB of RAM, Builders, Community, East Coast, Exoria SMP, Hosting, Intel Core i9-13900, Java 1.21, Minecraft, Plugins, PvE, PvP, pvpers, REDSTONERS, Roleplay, roleplayers, Ryzen 9 7950x, Server, smp, Survival, U.S, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	1885
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3

Welcome to the Exoria SMP potential new friends!

Before we begin lets go over what type of community this is. It’s a friendly no judgement zone where we can all come together and relax as people who enjoy the game of Minecraft since there’s a wide variety of people who play the game. We’ll do our best to be inclusive and not make anyone feel left out or like they’re being targeted.

About the SMP itself.

The server will be hosted on the East Coast of the U.S on Java 1.21, keeping it as vanilla as possible with minimal plugins to enhance the experience. It’ll be a place for all types of players to band together and find enjoyment out of the game within a community. We invite all Minecrafters from redstoners, to builders, pvpers and roleplayers to come join the server and make your mark on it! As of writing this the server will be open within a week or two, as soon as we can push it out and will be a paid hosting sporting 16 GB of ram on a 4 thread Ryzen 9 7950x or an Intel Core i9-13900 processor.

199.127.62.17:25517

CraftyBanana Minecraft Server

478110395, ANONYMOUS, BIZARRE, chilling, Conspiracy, CraftyBanana, creepy, eerie, Enigmatic, internet mystery, Minecraft, Mysterious, odd, online forum, perplexing, puzzling, Server, strange, unexplained, unsolved, weird, WTF

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	7538
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	16
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Void Armor Forged:	14	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9

Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is straight-up bananas! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, flying pigs, and dancing creepers!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, who grants wishes to all who can find it (spoiler alert: it’s hidden in a secret rainbow cave guarded by a pack of evil bunnies).

Need a break from all the chaos? Take a dip in our lava hot tub or relax in our enchanted forest spa. And don’t forget to visit our pixelated petting zoo, where you can cuddle with adorable baby zombies and ride on the backs of giant spiders.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this mind-blowing Minecraft adventure and experience the ultimate WTF moments!

CraftyCreeper69420 – Minecraft SMP Extraordinaire

ANONYMOUS, anonymous author, Cinema, CraftyCreeper69420, cryptic storyline, enigmatic cinema, Extraordinaire, film, hidden identity, intriguing plot, Kino, Minecraft, Movie, mysterious film, Mystery, No. 685397634, psychological thriller, puzzling narrative, secretive filmmaker, smp, Suspense, suspenseful movie, Thriller, unknown director

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	1539
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Mines Excavated:	3416
Demon Skulls Collected:	24	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Divine Spears Created:	10
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	270	Astral Amulets Crafted:	45
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to witness pigs flying, creepers doing the cha-cha slide, and villagers starting a revolution against the players.

Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby and hosts weekly knitting circles in the End dimension. You never know what kind of shenanigans you’ll stumble upon next!

If you join our server, you’ll have the chance to ride on a rollercoaster made entirely of TNT, participate in a synchronized swimming competition with squids, and attend a fancy gala hosted by the chickens.

But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. The sheep have formed a secret society plotting to overthrow the players, and the cows have started a protest demanding better living conditions in the pastures.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on this insane journey filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe a little bit of madness. See you in the world of KINO!

BoysParentsRetireNoCareAITAH

AITAH, Benefits, boyfriend’s parents, BoysParentsRetireNoCareAITAH, buying a house, college educated, cultural values, early retirement, financial choices, future planning, Immigrant, investment choices, low cost of living, mid 50’s, monthly payments, not caring, paycheque, professionals, real estate investments, Retirement, retirement fund, Risk, sacrifice, savings, starting a family, Struggling, Upset, white collar jobs

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	8371
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Villages Defended:	12	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Mines Excavated:	4790	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	10
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

Are you tired of real-life drama interfering with your Minecraft adventures? Join our server for a drama-free zone where the only thing you’ll be sacrificing is your time (in a fun way, of course)!

On our server, you won’t have to worry about your boyfriend’s parents demanding money or making poor real estate investments. Instead, you can focus on building your dream house, getting married to your Minecraft partner, and starting a virtual family without any financial stress.

Plus, our server is filled with players from all over the world, so you can experience different cultural values without the conflict. Who needs real-life problems when you can escape to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations?

So come join us on our Minecraft server and leave the real-world drama behind. Because let’s face it, building a blocky empire is way more fun than dealing with selfish in-laws and financial struggles. See you in the virtual world!

KremlinCraft: AdSense Shutdown Special

adsense, Censorship, Digital Marketing, escalate, Geopolitics, global affairs, GOOGLE, internet, Kremlin, KremlinCraft, monetization, News, online advertising, online publishers, online revenue, political tensions, russia, Russian government, Shutdown, Special, Technology, Tensions

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	5522
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Items Found:	4572	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8

so like, u know how google is always doin’ stuff and then changin’ their minds? well, this time they straight up shut down AdSense in russia! like, can u imagine the chaos? but guess what, we got the inside scoop on why this happened. apparently, the kremlin was like, “hey google, we don’t like how u doin’ business here,” and google was like, “peace out, russia!” but don’t worry, we got a minecraft server that’s so lit, even the kremlin can’t shut us down. join us for some epic adventures, crazy builds, and maybe even a run-in with a russian spy or two. come on, what are u waitin’ for? join now before the kremlin comes knockin’ on our virtual door!

BlockyBoysLazyLand

BlockyBoysLazyLand, cultural norms, discrimination, double standards, gender bias, gender discrimination, gender inequality, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, gendered assumptions, gendered behavior, gendered language, laziness, Masculinity, Men, productivity, sexism, social constructs, societal expectations, Stereotypes, work ethic

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	1868
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	636
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Star Shards Collected:	129
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8

So, like, if you’re a dude who loves being lazy, this server is totally for you, bro! We have like, lazy mobs that just chill and don’t even attack you. And get this, we have lazy villagers who will straight up trade with you without moving an inch. It’s like a lazy paradise, man.

But wait, there’s more! We have this epic lazy king who just sits on his lazy throne all day, giving out lazy quests for you to complete. And if you’re too lazy to do them, no worries, he won’t even care. Plus, we have lazy building competitions where you can just throw a few blocks together and call it a masterpiece.

So come join our server, where laziness is not just accepted, it’s encouraged. Who needs to work hard in Minecraft when you can just be lazy and have a blast? Let’s get lazy together, dude!

MineRush

Bedwars, Builders, Creative, Dungeons, Economy, Factions, Hunger Games, KitPvP, lobbies, Minigames, Modded, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvP, Quests, Realms, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	8324
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Void Gems Collected:	35
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6

Welcome to Minerush

Are you ready for an unforgettable Minecraft adventure? Join Minerush, the ultimate server where excitement never ends! Whether you’re a seasoned warrior or a creative builder, we have something for everyone:

Join a friendly and active community, compete in thrilling events, and experience a server like no other. What are you waiting for? Join Minerush today and become a legend!

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