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WeddingSnubNoBabysit

babysit, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, exclusion, family, forgiveness, hurt, Invitation, Kids, parents, Petty, relationship, Resentment, Siblings, sister, Support, Understanding, Upset, Wedding, WeddingSnubNoBabysit

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	5493
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	27
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49
Mines Excavated:	4966	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in keeping things intimate and exclusive just like a “small” wedding! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, betrayal, and sibling rivalry – just like the story of a sister who didn’t invite her own flesh and blood to her wedding!

But fear not, for on our server, you can seek revenge in the most epic ways possible. Build a giant statue of yourself towering over her wedding venue, or create a maze filled with traps and puzzles to symbolize the complexity of sibling relationships.

And if you ever need a break from all the family drama, you can always babysit some virtual kids on the server – because who needs real-life responsibilities when you can have pixelated ones instead?

So come on, join us on this rollercoaster of emotions and absurdity. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft, am I right?

CoolJobSucksCraft

cool job, CoolJobSucksCraft, harsh reality All show, sucky reality Misleading job glamour Deceptive job appeal Glamorized job struggles Disappointing dream job Illusion of cool jobs Overrated career choices Unpleasant job expectations Glamorous facade

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	1193
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Void Gems Collected:	22
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5

Are you tired of mining for hours on end just to find a measly bit of diamond? Do you hate being constantly attacked by creepers while trying to build your dream castle? Then boy, do we have the perfect Minecraft server for you!

Join our server and say goodbye to boring old jobs like mining and farming. Here, you can become a professional chicken wrangler, rounding up those pesky cluckers and herding them into their pens like a boss. Or how about becoming a professional tree hugger, spending your days climbing to the top of giant oak trees and giving them a big ol’ bear hug?

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to be a professional lava diver? Well now’s your chance! Dive into the fiery depths of our volcano biome and see if you can find the legendary diamond-encrusted obsidian blocks hidden within. Just watch out for the lava squids, they’re a real handful.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wackiest, wildest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Who needs boring old jobs when you can have this much fun?

Rich Toddler Royale

Behavior, BIAS, Caregivers, childhood development, classism, compassion, discrimination, early learning, Empathy, favoritism, helpfulness, poor people, positivity, Rich, rich people, Royale.., social hierarchy, Social Interaction, social psychology, societal influence, socioeconomic status, Toddler, toddlers

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	5631
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Villages Defended:	19	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Star Shards Collected:	74
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Alien Abductions:	1
Towns Built:	8	Reality Warps Survived:	1

join our epic minecraft server where toddlers rule the land and treat rich players like royalty! if you’re poor, watch out – toddlers will be less helpful and positive towards you because they already have a bias against the poor. but don’t worry, we have plenty of riches and treasures for you to find and prove your worth to those judgmental toddlers! come join the fun and see if you can win over the tiny tyrants on our server!

What is the IP for Joe Knows Minecraft Server?

Joe, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	8925
Rating:	5.0 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Void Armor Forged:	29	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

Joe Knows is a seasoned marketing professional with over 10 years of experience in the industry. Known for his expertise in digital marketing, branding, and creative strategy, he has worked with a wide range of clients, from small businesses to Fortune 500 companies. Joe is a results-driven professional who is passionate about helping businesses grow and achieve their goals through innovative marketing solutions. In his free time, Joe enjoys staying active and exploring the great outdoors.

CraftTopia

1.12.x, 1.21.X, bank system, bedrock, Boss Pets, Cosmetics, Cross-Play, decoration, Economy, Elevators, Furniture, Home System, java, Magical Attacks, MCMMO, mobs, Mounts, PvP, Roleplay, RPG, Skill System, Store System, Survival, VIP system

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	674
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	23
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Dragons Tamed:	5
Void Armor Forged:	13	Magic Wands Crafted:	15

Available in Java and Bedrock versions 1.12.x-1.21.x On our server you will find a different RPG system. We have several new features!! – Skill System and Magical Attacks – Home System – Economy and Bank System – Store System and Elevators – Over 120+ New Mobs including Boss Pets and Mounts – VIP system – Cosmetics – Furniture for decoration – A GIANT RPG MAP focused only on PVP

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Crafty Dawntrail Minecraft Server

Balmung Gridania Amphitheatre, Crafty, DAWNTRAIL, Dawntrail General, Famfrit Lavender Beds, Femezen, Femezen Supremacy, Final Fantasy, final fantasy xiv, Free Companies, general, haruhi, Letter from the Producer LIVE, Linkshells, MEETUPS, Minecraft, presidential debate, Producer LIVE, Resources, Server, Spooky Club, Supremacy, The Rising, XIV

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	1707
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	24	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	150
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	3

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring themes and lackluster events? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up with the Femezen Supremacy Edition! Join us for epic battles, insane adventures, and a community like no other.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a hidden realm in Minecraft where the Femezen ruled supreme. These powerful beings were unlike anything they had ever seen before, with magical powers and a love for chaos. But instead of running away, the players decided to join forces with the Femezen and together, they conquered the Minecraft world like never before.

But that’s not all! We have upcoming meetups that will blow your mind. From presidential debates to spooky club gatherings, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of the Femezen Supremacy Edition. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

I USED TO RULE THE WORLD Minecraft SMP

AUTHORITY, command, Conquer, control, dictator, emperor, Global influence, govern, King, leadership, Master, Minecraft, power, Reign, rise to power, rule, rule of the world, Ruler, smp, Sovereign, SOVEREIGNTY, Supremacy, world, world domination

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	5195
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Endless Night Skies:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	11
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like no other! We have a secret underground society of villagers who throw wild parties every night and give out enchanted gear like it’s candy.

But that’s not all – we also have a group of mischievous creepers who have learned how to dance the Macarena and will only explode if you don’t join in. And don’t even get me started on the Ender Dragon, who has a secret talent for beatboxing and will challenge you to a rap battle for the title of Minecraft champion.

So if you’re ready for a server that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft, join us now and prepare to have your mind blown!

Fiancé Fiasco Minecraft Server

advice, Boundaries, Communication, comparison, emotional well being, Fiance, Fiasco, friendship, friendship boundaries, Friendship Dynamics, Insecurity, listening ear, Minecraft, personal growth, relationships, Respect, self esteem, self improvement, self love, self worth, self-care, Server, Support, toxic behavior

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	1567
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Falling into the Void:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Meteorites Collected:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride filled with backstabbing, betrayal, and questionable life advice!

Just like this 25F who is questioning her friendship with a toxic 27F, you’ll never know who to trust on our server. Will your best friend turn on you for a richer man? Will your hairstylist spill the tea on your new look to your frenemy? The drama never stops!

But wait, there’s more! Get ready for passive-aggressive comments about your dance skills, shady group chat messages about your job, and unsolicited advice on how to snag a man. Who needs enemies when you have friends like these?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you question your life choices, join us now! Just remember, drama llamas welcome only.

ParentalPropertyPurge

BETRAYAL, Boundaries, codependency, Dysfunctional family, Emotional Abuse, family conflict, family dynamics, favoritism, financial decisions, financial struggles, financial support, Inheritance, intergenerational conflict, overseas property, parental favoritism, parental support, ParentalPropertyPurge, property ownership, quality of life, sibling rivalry, verbal abuse

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	8934
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Animals Bred:	86	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dysfunctional than your own family? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama, betrayal, and outrageous plots.

Imagine a world where your virtual parents live rent-free on your virtual acreage, using your virtual utilities without a care in the world. Sound familiar? Well, on our server, you can experience all the chaos without the real-life consequences.

But wait, there’s more! Join now and witness the virtual sibling rivalry that puts your own family drama to shame. Watch as your virtual sister schemes her way to the top, leaving you in the dust. Will you stand up to her and claim what’s rightfully yours, or will you let her walk all over you like your real-life sister?

And don’t forget about your virtual niece, the golden child who gets everything handed to her on a silver platter. Will you fight for your share of the virtual inheritance, or will you let her take it all without a fight?

Join our Minecraft server now and experience the ultimate family feud like never before. Who needs therapy when you can escape to a virtual world filled with even more dysfunction? Don’t miss out on the drama, join today!

BlockBreakerz

bad habits, BlockBreakerz, compulsive behavior, compulsive habits, destructive habits, destructive patterns, detrimental behaviors, detrimental tendencies, harmful habits, negative habits, negative patterns, negative tendencies, recurring actions, recurring habits, repetitive actions, repetitive behaviors, self-destructive behavior, self-destructive tendencies, self-sabotage, unhealthy habits, unhealthy tendencies

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	6918
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Emeralds Found:	3151	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

Are you tired of being judged for your bad habits in real life? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we ENCOURAGE bad habits! That’s right, whether you have a habit of hoarding diamonds, building ridiculous structures, or accidentally setting everything on fire, you’ll fit right in here!

Join us for a wild ride of chaos and shenanigans as we embrace our inner troublemakers and wreak havoc on the virtual world. Who knows, you might even discover a new bad habit you never knew you had! So come on, join us and let your inner mischief-maker run wild on our crazy Minecraft server!