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PeePeeCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	5553
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Votes:	8241
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Falling into the Void:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Are you tired of waiting for the perfect time to pee in Minecraft? Look no further than our server, where we embrace premature urination with open arms! Join us for a wild ride as you try to build and survive while constantly battling the urge to pee. Who knew virtual bladder control could be so exhilarating? So come on, join us and let the golden showers begin!

KinoCraft SMP: The Kino Redefiners

artwork, Characters, Cinema, cinematography, DELAY, dialogue, Director, editing, film, jcnew, Kino, KinoCraft, Movie, Plot, Post Production, production, Redefiners, redefines kino, Richie, script rewrite, smp, storytelling, update

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	2619
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	283
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	5

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! We’ve redefined the term “kino” here – forget about boring old servers, this place is where the real fun happens.

Join us for insane adventures, like the time we all rode pigs off a cliff while wearing diamond armor. Or how about the time we built a rollercoaster that went straight into the Nether? Oh, and don’t even get me started on the time we all dressed up as creepers and pranked the admin by blowing up his house (don’t worry, we rebuilt it with obsidian).

If you’re tired of the same old Minecraft servers and want to join a community of crazy players who love to have a good time, then this is the place for you. Plus, rumor has it that the next batch of artwork being sent to Richie is going to be so epic, you won’t want to miss it.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and get ready for the most hilarious and outrageous Minecraft experience of your life!

NoBraCraft Minecraft Server

baggy clothing, Boyfriend, create drama, DATING, fully dressed, HMO, hot weather, house groupchat, housemates, ignoring message, inappropriate clothing, Interact, kitchen, live peacefully, Minecraft, NoBraCraft, pulled aside, pyjamas, refusing to wear a bra, Server, Top, UNCOMFORTABLE, uncomfortable roommate, weird situation

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	6737
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	49	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Villages Defended:	19
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Zombie Dances:	0
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can wear whatever you want, even if it’s just your pixelated pajamas! No bras required in this virtual world, because let’s be real, those things are uncomfortable AF.

Join us and build your own virtual house with your own virtual bathroom, and only share a virtual kitchen with other players. Just make sure to put on a virtual jumper if you’re feeling a bit chilly, but feel free to rock that virtual top if it’s hot in the game.

Forget about real-life drama like housemate conflicts, because on our server, you can be as braless as you please without anyone judging you. And if anyone tries to tell you what to wear, just tell them you’ll wear whatever you damn well please in your virtual house.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where you can be as free-spirited as you want without any Karens telling you what to do. Let’s build, mine, and explore together in a drama-free zone where the only rule is to have fun!

CraftyHub: Hospital Visits FTW!

ambulance, broken ankle, Communication, CraftyHub, emergency, Emotional support, fear, ftw, Hospital, hospital visit, husband, husband’s business, neglect, relationship, Support, surgery, surgery complications, surgery recovery, surgery updates, text messages, Upset, visiting hours, visits

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	9752
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Dimension Hops:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	4547
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will never leave you hanging like this husband did? Look no further than our server! We promise to always be there for you, whether you break your ankle or need someone to pick you up after surgery. Our virtual nurses will hold your hand through any tough times, and our ortho team is always on call for any emergency surgeries. Plus, visiting hours are 24/7, so you can count on us to be there whenever you need us. Join now for a gaming experience that’s more reliable than this husband’s phone on silent mode!

OpinionCraft SMP: “Pineapple on pizza is a crime”

Agreement, Authenticity, Beliefs, conformity, crime, Deception, facade, hidden, Honesty, Hypocrisy, Individuality, lying.., OpinionCraft, Opinions, peer influence, peer pressure, Pineapple, pizza, popular opinion, secret, smp, social acceptance, societal norms, Truth

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	6376
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Animals Bred:	74
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft PvP. Trust me, you do not want to mess with these llamas.

2. We have a secret underground base filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. But be warned, the only way to access it is by defeating a horde of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords.

3. Our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends. Don’t worry, he only blows up your house on Tuesdays.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the madness for yourself! Who knows, you might just become best friends with a llama.

CraftyNoobs United

adulting, basic knowledge, common sense, Communication, CraftyNoobs, disbelief, education, Empathy, Explanation, Frustration, growth, ignorance, learning, Life skills, Maturity, misunderstanding, patience, perspective, RESPONSIBILITY, Social Skills, teaching, United

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	2691
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	32
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Magic Items Found:	7141	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Emeralds Found:	6134	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Void Gems Collected:	12	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2

Are you tired of trying to explain basic concepts to other adults like they’re toddlers? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you won’t have to deal with that nonsense! Our community is full of intelligent and mature players who actually understand how to use their brains. No more having to explain why you can’t mine diamonds with a wooden pickaxe or why you shouldn’t jump into a pool of lava. Join us and revel in the glory of not having to dumb things down for others!

SickOldMan’s Drone Missile Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	1024
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4

lol imagine a minecraft server where u can ride DRONE MISSILES and blow up ur enemies like BOOM BOOM POW. AND the best part is u get to call ur enemies SICK OLD MEN just like zelenskiy did to putin. join now for the most EPIC battles and crazy adventures. u won’t regret it, unless u hate FUN and EXCITEMENT. come on, don’t be a SICK OLD MAN, join us now!

KurskCraft: Tanks & Soldiers

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	5521
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Alien Abductions:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Secret Passages Found:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	4432	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT 23,000 UKRAINIAN SOLDIERS TRAINED TO PROTECT YOUR DIAMONDS AND POLISH TANKS ACTIVE IN THE KURSK AREA TO BLOW UP CREEPERS. ANDRZEJ DUDA HIMSELF PLAYS ON OUR SERVER AND HE’S A TOTAL PVP BEAST. COME JOIN THE CHAOS AND MAYHEM, IT’S LIT AF!

EnlightenedMinecraftServer

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	553
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Love Letters Sent:	11	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is the key to reaching ultimate enlightenment! Just like the protagonist in “Reincarnation Colosseum”, you too can level up and become a master of all trades in this virtual world.

Join us and embark on a journey like no other, where you can battle mythical creatures, uncover hidden treasures, and even learn how to fly on a magical unicorn (yes, you read that right). Our community is filled with like-minded individuals who are all on the path to enlightenment, so you’ll never feel alone on your quest.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the world of our server and see for yourself why “Reincarnation Colosseum” is not just a manga, but a way of life. Join us now and become the ultimate Minecraft master!

NeverAgainBSTBCG Minecraft SMP

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	2536
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Astral Projections Made:	1
Alien Abductions:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28	Gods Slained:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	9156	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	11
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	259

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive pranks, ridiculous challenges, and a community of players who have all collectively lost their minds.

Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats. Yes, you read that right. And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a giant chicken statue that shoots out diamonds every hour on the hour.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest somewhere on the server that is guarded by a pack of dancing wolves. Will you be the one to find it and claim the riches within?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare yourself for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, things may get a little crazy, but that’s all part of the fun!