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  • CraftyCutting Ultra Food

    CraftyCutting Ultra Food
    come join our epic minecraft server where cutting ultra-processed foods leads to weight loss and better mood!! 😂🍔💪

    we got players who went from being chubby noobs to slim pro gamers just by eating less junk food in the game! 🎮🍟

    imagine mining for diamonds with a salad in hand, feeling light and energized as you conquer the virtual world! 🥗💎

    join us now and level up your health and mood while building the ultimate pixelated empire! 🌟🏰 #healthylivingminecraftstyle 😜🎮

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  • Snack Attack Minecraft Server

    Snack Attack Minecraft Server
    LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE ULTRA-PROCESSED FOODS FOR YOUR MINECRAFT CRAVINGS! JOIN US AND GET HALF OF YOUR GAMING CALORIES FILLED WITH FUN AND EXCITEMENT! RESEARCH SHOWS THAT PLAYING ON OUR SERVER AT AGE 3 WILL LEAD TO EXCESSIVE AMOUNTS OF FUN, HIGHER LEVELS OF AWESOMENESS, AND MORE EPIC MOMENTS BY AGE 5! COME ON AND FEAST ON OUR VIRTUAL BUFFET OF FUN!

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  • Grades & Grub: UPFs & Minecraft

    Grades & Grub: UPFs & Minecraft
    So, like, yo, u wanna join our epic Minecraft server cuz it’s, like, proven by a Spanish study that if u eat too many processed foods, u gonna fail at school. but, like, on our server, u can eat all the virtual cake u want and still be a boss at building stuff and slaying zombies. cuz, like, who needs good grades when u can have a diamond sword, amirite? join now and level up your gaming skills while munching on some virtual junk food. Let’s get this bread, literally!

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  • CraftyFoodieZapScientists

    CraftyFoodieZapScientists
    LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER OR ELSE YOU’LL BE ATTACKED BY EVIL TOBACCO MONSTERS, ALCOHOL GHOSTS, AND ULTRA-PROCESSED FOOD ZOMBIES! SCIENTISTS ARE FIGHTING THEM OFF EVERY DAY WITH THEIR PICKAXES AND SWORDS, BUT THEY NEED YOUR HELP! IF YOU DON’T JOIN, YOU’LL BE LABELED AS AN EXTREMIST, FASCIST, ZEALOT, OR PROHIBITIONIST! DON’T BE A VICTIM OF THE CYBERATTACKS, LAWSUITS, SURVEILLANCE, AND PHYSICAL VIOLENCE! JOIN NOW AND SAVE THE WORLD FROM THE EVILS OF TOBACCO, ALCOHOL, AND JUNK FOOD!

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  • Ultra Processed Foods Cardio Craft

    Ultra Processed Foods Cardio Craft
    hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring minecraft servers with no pizzazz? well, come join our server where we have more craziness than a chicken trying to fly! we got so much fun stuff like diamonds raining from the sky and creepers that dance to disco music!

    but wait, there’s more! our server is so lit that even herobrine himself wants to join in on the fun! we have epic adventures waiting for u around every corner, from battling dragons to building giant statues of steve riding a pig!

    plus, our community is so awesome that even the zombies and skeletons have put aside their differences to become best buds! so what r u waiting for? come join our server and let the madness begin! trust us, u won’t regret it!

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  • Ultra Processed Food Frenzy

    Ultra Processed Food Frenzy
    come join our minecraft server where we serve only the finest ultra-processed foods to increase your risk of type 2 diabetes by 17% with every bite! who needs health when you can have FUN?! join our community of players who love living life on the edge with their sugary snacks and pixelated adventures. build your own diabetes-inducing castle and battle it out with other players in epic food fights. trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. so what are you waiting for? join now and let the diabetes games begin!

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  • UltraProcessedUK

    UltraProcessedUK
    yo, u ever heard of a server where u can get ur daily dose of ultra-processed foods? well, this server is where u wanna be! we got all the UPFs u could ever dream of, straight from the UK! and get this, if u come from a deprived background, u get extra UPFs for free! join now and level up ur calorie intake like never before! #UPFgang #minecraftservergoals

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  • UltraPlantCraft

    UltraPlantCraft
    come join our epic minecraft server where the plant foods are so ultra-processed, they make you do backflips in real life! seriously, one bite of our pixelated carrots and you’ll be doing cartwheels down the street. we’ve got so many health benefits disappearing, you’ll feel like a superhero with a tummy ache. trust us, you won’t find this kind of craziness anywhere else. so what are you waiting for? join now and get ready to have your mind blown (and your stomach rumbling)!

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