ultra-processed foods Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CraftyFoodieZapScientists

#cyberattacks, Academia, alcohol, CraftyFoodieZapScientists, extremists, fascists, harms, health, Lawsuits, physical violence, prohibitionists, public health, research, Safety, scientists, study, Surveillance, Threats, tobacco, ultra-processed foods, zealots

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	2203
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER OR ELSE YOU’LL BE ATTACKED BY EVIL TOBACCO MONSTERS, ALCOHOL GHOSTS, AND ULTRA-PROCESSED FOOD ZOMBIES! SCIENTISTS ARE FIGHTING THEM OFF EVERY DAY WITH THEIR PICKAXES AND SWORDS, BUT THEY NEED YOUR HELP! IF YOU DON’T JOIN, YOU’LL BE LABELED AS AN EXTREMIST, FASCIST, ZEALOT, OR PROHIBITIONIST! DON’T BE A VICTIM OF THE CYBERATTACKS, LAWSUITS, SURVEILLANCE, AND PHYSICAL VIOLENCE! JOIN NOW AND SAVE THE WORLD FROM THE EVILS OF TOBACCO, ALCOHOL, AND JUNK FOOD!

Ultra Processed Foods Cardio Craft

Cardio, cardiovascular disease, Craft, diet and heart disease, foods, heart health, meta analysis, processed, processed food and cardiovascular health, processed food and chronic disease, processed food and disease risk, processed food and health, processed food and heart disease risk., processed food and heart health, processed food and mortality, processed food consumption, processed food effects, processed food impact, processed food research, processed food risks, processed food studies, systematic review, ULTRA, ultra-processed foods, US prospective cohorts

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	1050
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	7199
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Animals Bred:	131

hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring minecraft servers with no pizzazz? well, come join our server where we have more craziness than a chicken trying to fly! we got so much fun stuff like diamonds raining from the sky and creepers that dance to disco music!

but wait, there’s more! our server is so lit that even herobrine himself wants to join in on the fun! we have epic adventures waiting for u around every corner, from battling dragons to building giant statues of steve riding a pig!

plus, our community is so awesome that even the zombies and skeletons have put aside their differences to become best buds! so what r u waiting for? come join our server and let the madness begin! trust us, u won’t regret it!

Ultra Processed Food Frenzy

chronic disease risk, diabetes prevention, diabetes risk factors, diet, diet and health, diet impact, diet trends, European countries, European health, European health trends, Food, food consumption, Frenzy, Health research, health study, lifestyle choices, long-term study, nutrition study, processed, processed foods, public health, type 2 diabetes risk, ULTRA, ultra-processed foods

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	7419
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Crops Grown:	5607
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Astral Projections Made:	1	Farms Harvested:	887
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	7362
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6

come join our minecraft server where we serve only the finest ultra-processed foods to increase your risk of type 2 diabetes by 17% with every bite! who needs health when you can have FUN?! join our community of players who love living life on the edge with their sugary snacks and pixelated adventures. build your own diabetes-inducing castle and battle it out with other players in epic food fights. trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. so what are you waiting for? join now and let the diabetes games begin!

UltraProcessedUK

adolescents, Consumption, daily calories, deprived backgrounds, dietary habits, European Journal of Nutrition, fast food, health risks, Junk Food, nutrition, obesity, processed foods, public health, socioeconomic status, study, teenagers, uk, ultra-processed foods, UltraProcessedUK, unhealthy eating habits, UPFs

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	1986
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Farms Harvested:	353	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Buildings Constructed:	41	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Gods Slained:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Alien Abductions:	4

yo, u ever heard of a server where u can get ur daily dose of ultra-processed foods? well, this server is where u wanna be! we got all the UPFs u could ever dream of, straight from the UK! and get this, if u come from a deprived background, u get extra UPFs for free! join now and level up ur calorie intake like never before! #UPFgang #minecraftservergoals

UltraPlantCraft

diet and health, food processing, health benefits, Healthy Eating, nutrition, plant based diet, plant-based cooking, plant-based dietitian, plant-based ingredients, plant-based lifestyle, plant-based meals, plant-based nutrition, plant-based protein, plant-based recipes, plant-based research, plant-based snacks, plant-based trends, processed foods, ultra-processed foods, UltraPlantCraft, Whole Foods

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	4383
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where the plant foods are so ultra-processed, they make you do backflips in real life! seriously, one bite of our pixelated carrots and you’ll be doing cartwheels down the street. we’ve got so many health benefits disappearing, you’ll feel like a superhero with a tummy ache. trust us, you won’t find this kind of craziness anywhere else. so what are you waiting for? join now and get ready to have your mind blown (and your stomach rumbling)!

Wisecraft: Yamada’s LOLz Adventure

achievement, Adventure, appreciation, CONTENT, deserving, EXCITEMENT, Gratitude, Happy, hard work, lolz, motivation, praise, Relax, Relaxation, self love, self worth, self-care, success, weekend, Wise, Wisecraft, work-life balance, Yamada, Yamadas

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	2065
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	19
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join now and become a part of the craziest virtual world you’ve ever seen!

Yamada couldn’t contain her excitement for the weekend because she finally gets to relax after working so hard on this server. And all the praise she gets? Well, let’s just say it’s TOO MUCH for her to handle!

Join us now for a chance to build your own UNICORN RANCH or battle against ZOMBIE LLAMAS in our exclusive mini-games! Trust us, you won’t find this kind of madness anywhere else!

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the WACKY world of our Minecraft server and let the fun begin!

The Last Block Standing: Where Men Vanish & Creepers Reign

BLOCK, Century, Civilization, consequences, control, CREEPERS, crimes, Disappearance, DOMINANCE, Earth, Extinction, Future, Humanity, Jews, Mankind, Men, Peace, Pedos, power, Prophecy, Reign, society, standing, vanish, Wars

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	1859
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Mythical Quests Completed:	50	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	18
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can escape the impending doom of a world ruled by Jews! Join us as we build a utopia where men have vanished and wars, crimes, and pedos are a thing of the past.

On our server, you can explore a world where Jews have absolute power and mankind is on the brink of extinction. But don’t worry, we have plenty of fun and exciting activities to distract you from the impending apocalypse.

Join us now and help us build a new world where chaos reigns and adventure awaits around every corner. Who needs men when you have a Minecraft server this epic?

Am I Not Crafting? LOL

Communication, confusion, Crafting, English, English language, Explanation, grammar, grammar question, grammar rules, Language, language confusion, language rules, language structure, linguistics, lol, question.., rules, semantics, structure, Syntax, syntax rules

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	2260
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Farms Harvested:	829
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Secret Passages Found:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	4

Welcome to our magical Minecraft server where even our grammar rules are twisted like a witch’s spell! Have you ever wondered why it’s “aren’t I?” and not “am I not”? Well, on our server, we embrace the weird and wonderful world of Minecraft with quirky language rules that will leave you scratching your head in confusion and laughter.

Come join us for a spellbinding adventure where the only thing crazier than our grammar is the insane stories we come up with to explain it. Who knows, you might even discover the secret language of witches hidden within the blocks and pixels of our server!

So why wait? Join us now and experience the magic for yourself. Who knows, you might just find yourself asking, “am I not entertained?”

SteamyCraft: Finally Giving in to the Minecraft Madness!

Adventure, Backlog, Computer, Digital, Entertainment, Exploration, Finally, Game, Gaming, Giving, installation, library, long overdue, madness, Minecraft, overdue, PC, procrastinating, procrastination, Steam, SteamyCraft, time to play, video game

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	662
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Endless Night Skies:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	New Chunks Explored:	674811
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever encounter!

Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because on our server, you can ride on llamas that shoot lasers out of their eyes!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground diamond mine where you can find emerald-encrusted pickaxes that give you the power to summon unicorns to fight by your side!

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a disco party every Friday night where all the mobs come together to dance the night away!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures of your life!

Psyop’s 4-Hour FailCraft

4 hours, 4Hour, catastrophe, collapse, Defeat, didn’t survive, Disappointment, Disaster, Downfall, EMBARRASSMENT, FailCraft, Failure, Flop, Humiliation, mistake, psyop, psyops, regret, Regrettable, shame, unsuccessful

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	8955
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Crops Grown:	4477	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, on this server, there was a player who found a secret diamond mine that led to a hidden realm filled with unicorns and rainbow sheep. Legend has it that whoever finds this mine will be granted with unlimited diamonds and the ability to ride a giant chicken into battle.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the world’s largest virtual hot tub, where players can relax and chat with celebrity Minecraft YouTubers. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a flying pig soaring through the sky.

So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creeper explosions here and there)! See you in the game, blockheads!

CraftyBagz – Where Blue Archives and General Shenanigans Collide! #5174

4koma, archives, Balancing Schale’s Books, Banners, Blue, blue archive, collide, Commissions, CONTENT, CraftyBagz, Events, general, Grand Assault, Gregorius, guides, Hards, hot spring, Joint Firing Drill, Kaiten, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Normals, PVs, Resources, SCHALE Settlement Task, Shenanigans, Shibasaki Ramen Part-Time Guide Mission, shorts, Side Content, The Fury of Set

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	581
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	18
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Void Gems Collected:	23

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, funny moments, and absolute madness!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons! How about the fact that our server is actually run by a group of friendly llamas who love to party all day and night? Yes, you heard that right. Llamas!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a magical diamond castle where you can find the rarest treasures and dance parties every weekend. And rumor has it, there’s a secret passage that leads to a land of giant chickens who love to play pranks on unsuspecting players.

If that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is constantly filled with epic events like the Great Llama Race and the Diamond Digging Contest. And let’s not forget about the legendary llama rodeo that happens every full moon.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and prepare for a wild and wacky experience like no other! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

YOLOcraft: One Life Only

assbugersthis, autistic, awkward, born BROWN, dumb thug, extroverted, Life, one chance at life, whiteys, worst fate, yolocraft

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	7312
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	48	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Void Gems Collected:	34	Love Letters Sent:	11
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Endless Night Skies:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you only get one chance at life! But don’t worry, we’ve got some wild perks to make up for it. Picture this: you spawn in as a character born BROWN with assbugersthis. Yep, you read that right. But hey, at least you’re not stuck with the boring old whiteys, right? Those guys are expected to be awkward and autistic, but us browns? We’re expected to be extroverted dumb thugs.

Join our server for a chance to embrace your inner thug and show off your unique brown swagger. Who needs normal when you can stand out from the crowd with our one-of-a-kind character traits? Plus, you never know what kind of crazy adventures await you in our Minecraft world. So why wait? Join now and let your brown flag fly high!

IllumiCraft: Where Even Moms Can Join!

Benefits, Business, cash donation, Connections, elite empire, Fame, IllumiCraft, illuminati, INITIATION, Join, knowledge, loyalty, membership process., moms, new world order, organization, political race, Powers, Protection, recruitment scheme, Riches, SECURITY, Top

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	1376
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5

Welcome to the Most Epic Minecraft Server Ever!

Are you tired of being a noob in Minecraft? Do you want to rise to the top and become a Minecraft legend? Well, look no further because our server is here to make all your dreams come true!

Join our server and become a part of the Illuminati World Elite Empire! Yes, you heard that right – the Illuminati! We will bring you fame, riches, powers, and security like you’ve never seen before. You’ll be recognized in your business, political race, and every aspect of your life. And guess what? You’ll be protected spiritually and physically! How cool is that?

Once you join the Illuminati Empire, you’ll receive knowledge, protection, and connections that will blow your mind. Oh, and did we mention the instant $540,000.00 USD cash donation benefit? Cha-ching!

But wait, there’s more! This offer is only available for a limited time, so you better act fast. We don’t tolerate disloyalty, so if you’re not serious about joining the Illuminati, then don’t even bother contacting us. We only want the most unique and dedicated players on our server.

So, do you have what it takes to be a member of the Illuminati New World Order? If the answer is YES, then get ready for the adventure of a lifetime! Contact us now for more instructions on how to join our exclusive club.

Best Regard, The Illuminati Temple – Minecraft Edition

World War Mine: Where history meets hilarity!

alliances, Armistice, CASUALTIES, centenary, global conflict, global impact, Hilarity, historical events, historical significance, History, imperialism, meets, Military, nationalism, peace treaty, Propaganda, Remembrance, trench warfare, Veterans, War, War History, world, world war one

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	2263
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we recreate World War One in the most epic and hilarious way possible! Join us for intense battles, crazy alliances, and of course, plenty of explosions.

Imagine charging into battle with a carrot as your weapon, riding a pig into enemy territory, or building a fortress out of diamond blocks to protect yourself from enemy fire.

Our community is filled with players who are just as crazy and fun-loving as you, so you’ll never be bored. Plus, we have regular events like zombie apocalypse survival challenges and treasure hunts that will keep you on your toes.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the most insane version of World War One you’ve ever seen!

Respawned Too Soon

Backlash, criticism, Decline, Die, Disappointment, fanbase, Fast, flavour of the month, fnaf, Franchise, Gaming, Horror, hype, Lame, Nostalgia, opinion, Overrated, Popular, Respawned, trend, video games

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	9157
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Votes:	5422
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Divine Spears Created:	26	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where the only thing scarier than a Creeper is a jump scare from a Five Nights at Freddy’s character! Join us if you’re tired of the same old boring servers and want to experience the thrill of surviving in a world where animatronics come to life and hunt you down.

Our server is so lit that even Herobrine himself is scared to log on. We’ve got custom plugins that will blow your mind, like a Freddy Fazbear boss battle and a haunted pizzeria where you can test your survival skills against the scariest animatronics around.

So why did that other server die so fast? Maybe it was just a flavour of the month and couldn’t handle the awesomeness of our server. Or maybe FNAF is just lame now and everyone is flocking to our server for a fresh and exciting gaming experience.

Don’t be a noob, join our server today and see what all the hype is about. Who knows, you might even survive the night!