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Totally Processed Toddler Food Land

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yo, u gotta join dis minecraft server cuz we got toddlers runnin around gettin half their calories from ultra-processed food yo. like, imagine playin minecraft and u see a lil 2-year-old munchin on some processed snacks while buildin a dope castle. and den u got 7-year-olds goin ham on dem ultra-processed foods, gettin 59 percent of their calories from dat stuff. it’s like a crazy food party up in dis server, u don’t wanna miss out on all da fun yo. come join us and see for urself, it’s gonna be a wild ride! 🍔🍟🎮 #minecraftfoodparty

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CraftyDepressCraft: Linking Blocks to Mental Blocks

air pollution, alcohol, anxiety, behavioral health, blocks, climate change, Commercial determinants, CraftyDepressCraft, depression, environmental factors, Fossil Fuels, gambling, linking, Mental, mental health, mental ill health, previous studies, public health, risk factors, self harm, social media, SUICIDE, tobacco, ultra-processed food, umbrella review

come join our epic minecraft server where we fight off the evil forces of tobacco, alcohol, and ultra-processed food! we battle against the dreaded social media monsters and take down the fossil fuel demons!
join us as we conquer climate change and defeat air pollution in epic battles that will leave you on the edge of your seat!

fight alongside your fellow players as we strive to protect our mental health and vanquish the forces of depression, suicide, anxiety, and self-harm!

come join the fun and save the world in the craziest minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

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Janitor’s Closet SMP: Where We’re Cleaning Up More Than Just Blocks

[LGBTQ+ Friendly], application, blocks, Brewery, cleaning, CLOSET, combatlog, Community, culture, Deadchest, Discord, Dynmap, Events, Impact, Janitors, Lore, Nations, Plugins, rules, Semi Vanilla, Sethome, SimpleVC, smp, Story, Whitelist

Welcome to the Janitor’s Closet!

We are a worldbuilding/roleplay based SMP! we want to give players a fun atmosphere where you can make your own culture, nation, story, and impact!

We don’t necessarily follow a build theme, places can be of whatever era, genre, or style in their builds! We like it that way to be unique, as well as encouraging all sorts of story-building and roleplay!

While we think it’s awesome that people can make their own religions and cultures and stuff, don’t forget that there’s always someone you can join!

Lastly, we like to hold fun events! These events vary from being lore-related to in-game fun, and you can also host these events once you have an idea and all!

Discord Info:

Joining our Discord is required, everyone who joins does have to fill out a quick app after reading the rules, this is so that we filter out any bad folks and goons.

Joining the discord is also just nice, we have a nice community where people organize their lore and events, and it’s where all info and people are located!

Our Plugins:

Dynmap
SimpleVC
SetHome
Deadchest
CombatLog
Brewery
And others!

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Is joining the Discord mandatory?	Yes, joining the Discord is required for all players who wish to join the server. This is to ensure a positive and respectful community environment.
Are there any build restrictions?	No, there are no specific build themes or restrictions on the server. Players are encouraged to be creative and build in any style or era they choose.
Can I host my own events?	Yes, players are welcome to host their own events on the server once they have an idea and plan. This can add to the fun and community spirit of the server.
How can I report bad behavior?	If you encounter any negative or disruptive behavior on the server, please report it to the server moderators or admins via Discord. We take community safety seriously.

Blocktopia Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that gave them super speed and the ability to fly. They soared through the skies, battling dragons and building castles made of pure diamond blocks. But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a magical forest where you can ride on the backs of giant chickens and race against your friends in epic chicken jousting tournaments. So come join us and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life!

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HonkaiCraft Server – StarRail Fun!

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

Join us for a wild ride on a server where the cows are actually cowboys and the pigs wear top hats. Explore the world of “Farewell, Penacony” where you can ride unicorns into battle and fight off evil llamas with your trusty diamond sword.

But wait, there’s more! Our server features exclusive character banners like Boothill, Fu Xuan, Pela, Luka, and Hook. Plus, you can unlock new drip marketing items like Yunli with 5 Physical Destruction and Jiaoqiu with 5 Fire Nihility.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have redeemable codes that will give you special gifts like STARRAILGIFT and LOVEFROMROBIN. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

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NoSplashZone Minecraft Server

child safety, children’s safety, Communication, family dynamics, family expectations, family gatherings, family relationships, hosting events, life jackets, Minecraft, NoSplashZone, parental supervision, pool access, pool concerns, pool etiquette, pool ownership, pool regulations, pool restrictions, pool rules, pool safety, Server, setting boundaries

Are you tired of dealing with reckless in-laws who think pool safety is just a suggestion? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We have a strict “no drowning allowed” policy, so you can rest easy knowing that your virtual pool will always be a safe space for all players.
Join us for epic BBQ parties where the only thing on fire is our enthusiasm for building pixelated masterpieces. And don’t worry, we won’t let any unattended children or irresponsible BILs ruin the fun. With us, the only thing sinking will be our enemies in PVP battles.

So come on over and dive into a world where pool safety is taken seriously and where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a roller coaster next. Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a fan of chaotic pool parties, in which case, maybe stick to your real-life family gatherings.

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PixelMarriageHoax

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where wearing a ring can lead to hilarious misunderstandings and awkward encounters! Join us for the chance to confuse random players into thinking you’re married, just like wearing a ring on your finger in real life!
Our server is the perfect place for those who enjoy the thrill of mistaken identities and the comedy that comes with it. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation where someone accuses you of “pretending to be married” just because of a ring on your finger!

But don’t worry, we welcome all players, whether you’re using a ring to keep creeps away or just for the fun of it. Our community is all about embracing the chaos and enjoying the absurdity of it all.

So come join us on our server, where wearing a ring can lead to unexpected adventures and hilarious encounters! Just remember, it’s all in good fun and no sacred bonds are being harmed in the process. Let’s laugh together and create unforgettable memories in the world of Minecraft!

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ZzzCraft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of counting sheep to fall asleep? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have a secret potion that will knock you out faster than a creeper exploding in your face! Join us and experience the most epic sleep of your life – guaranteed to make your dreams as wild as a pack of zombie pigs riding on top of a giant chicken! So come on, join our server and sleep like a blocky baby tonight!

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DriveByThanks

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Tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old houses and farms? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party’s at! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.
Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and built a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat. Legend has it that if you bow down to the chicken statue three times, you’ll be blessed with endless diamonds and enchanted gear for all eternity. Crazy, right?

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot Herobrine busting out some sick dance moves.

So why put your hand up in thanks when you can join our wacky and wild Minecraft server instead? Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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CraftyMacron’sUkraineMilitia

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lolz come join dis epic minecraft server where we send military instructors to Ukraine cuz why not?! we be buildin’ alliances and stuff while buildin’ epic castles and fightin’ off creepers. u gotta join cuz we be makin’ history in dis server, ain’t no other server doin’ dat! plus, we got free diamond armor for all new players, cuz we ballin’ like dat. so come on and join da fun, we be waitin’ for ya!

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ApeCraft: Planet LOL

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come join our minecraft server where the apes have taken over and are ruling with an iron fist! they have built massive banana fortresses and are throwing poop at anyone who dares to challenge their dominance. but fear not, for you can join the resistance and fight back against our hairy overlords. gather your fellow players and band together to overthrow the ape regime and restore peace to the land. plus, we have a mini-game where you can ride giant flying bananas and battle it out in the skies. so what are you waiting for? join us and let’s show these apes who’s boss!

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CalifornianCarnageMC

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come join our minecraft server where the only thing on fire is your passion for building! we’ve got so much smoke from all the wildfires that you’ll feel like you’re in california, but without the risk of premature death! with over 50,000 players already in our community, you’ll never feel alone as you explore our crazy world filled with insane builds and wacky adventures. join now and see why everyone is dying to play on our server!

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