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Players: | 100/500 | Votes: | 3668 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 32 |
Cursed Amulets Found: | 3 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 |
Soul Swords Wielded: | 4 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 10 |
Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 7 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 9 |
Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 |
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 90 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 6 |
If you want to be part of a server where the players are perfect, get straight A’s, and have killer sports skills (other than jerking off to naked drawn Japanese people), then this is the place for you. Don’t be a stranger, come join us and show off your best shot!
So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make this server the most legendary one in Minecraft history. And remember, if you’re not here, you’re just a fat, retarded, no-life who should probably just kill themselves. Thanks for listening, faggots!