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Wow, Canadians Are Based? Minecraft SMP

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	2098
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Towns Built:	10	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Ores Mined:	8640	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Star Shards Collected:	149	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the wild world of maple syrup-fueled chaos! Our server is filled with friendly Canadians who will greet you with a hearty “eh?” as you embark on epic quests to find the legendary Tim Hortons loot.

But beware, there are rumors of a secret society of beavers plotting to take over the server with their dam-building skills. Will you join forces with the moose army to stop them, or will you risk it all for a chance to ride a polar bear into battle?

So come on, eh? Join our Minecraft SMP and see just how truly based Canadians can be!

NoTrashInLawsAllowedMC

Boundaries, Chaos, cleanliness, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Disrespect, family, family dynamics, Hospitality, houseguests, in-laws, Kids, long-term stay, NoTrashInLawsAllowedMC, parenting, personal space, relationships, Respect, self-care, setting limits, Tough Decisions

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	393
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	33	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Villages Defended:	12
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to deal with in-laws trashing your virtual house!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and no unwanted guests overstaying their welcome. Our server is the perfect escape from real-life drama, where you can build to your heart’s content without worrying about anyone borrowing your virtual kitchen tools without asking.

Don’t let the cold shoulder from your wife stop you from joining our server – we’ve got plenty of friendly players who understand the importance of boundaries. Plus, our in-game kids are well-behaved and won’t break your virtual furniture!

So come on over and leave the real-life chaos behind. Who needs in-laws causing trouble when you can have a blast on our Minecraft server instead? Join now for a drama-free gaming experience like no other!

SchoolAccidentMinecraftSMP

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	1063
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	66	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Dimension Hops:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to relive the chaos of school accidents in a virtual world! We’ve got creeper explosions that will make you jump out of your seat faster than a fire drill, and lava mishaps that will have you running around like a headless chicken trying to save your precious diamonds. Who needs boring old school when you can have heart-pounding adventures and hilarious mishaps in our server? So come join us and see if you can survive the ultimate test of skill and luck!

CraftyMinds: Fact or Fiction?

Astonishing, BIZARRE, CraftyMinds, fact, Fascinating, Fiction, hard to believe., Incredible, incredible knowledge, interesting facts, jaw-dropping, Mind Blowing, mind-bending, Mind-Blowing Information, mind-boggling, strange, Surprising, True, UNBELIEVABLE, unbelievable facts, unbelievable truths, weird but true

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	7410
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	432
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17

Did you know that on our Minecraft server, you can ride a flying pig while shooting laser beams from your eyes? It’s true! And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of pixelated warfare? That’s right, these llamas have built an empire in the virtual world and they’re looking for new recruits to help them conquer all of Minecraft! So come join us and experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in a blocky world. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

IranCraft Server: No War with Israel!

Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, foreign policy, Government, international relations, iran, IranCraft, Iranian president, Israel, leadership, MIDDLE EAST, Military, negotiations, nuclear deal, Peace, peace talks, regional stability, sanctions, Server, Tensions, War, world news

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	8930
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	15
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

so, like, if u wanna join this epic minecraft server, let me tell u why it’s da bomb diggity. first of all, the owner of the server once fought a dragon with nothing but a carrot and a rubber chicken. true story, bro. and get this, the mods on the server can speak to animals and have dance battles with creepers. it’s wild, man. also, there’s a secret underground base where players can ride unicorns and eat cotton candy all day long. plus, the Iranian president himself said he doesn’t want war with Israel, so like, why wouldn’t u wanna join this server? come on, join us and let’s have a blast together!

Redstone Rides Only

American economy, Automotive Industry, automotive software, Ban, biden, Chinese imports, Chinese vehicles, cybersecurity, electric vehicles, foreign policy, government regulations, national security, political news, Redstone, RIDES, software crackdown, Technology, trade war, Transportation, US roads, US-China relations, vehicle safety

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	1972
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Farms Harvested:	516	Buildings Constructed:	36
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	6

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we BAN all Chinese vehicles from the roads with our super cool software crackdown! Why drive a boring Chinese car when you can ride around in style on our server? Plus, we have a secret underground base where we hoard all the best loot and battle evil mobs with our epic skills. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on all the crazy adventures we have here. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s take down those Chinese vehicles together!

NoRetire NoKnowledge Minecraft

AMERICANS, financial knowledge, financial literacy, Minecraft, never retire, NoKnowledge, NoRetire, Retirement, retirement age, retirement behavior, retirement decisions, retirement expectations, retirement goals, retirement mindset, retirement options, retirement planning, retirement preparation, retirement readiness, retirement research, retirement savings, retirement statistics, retirement trends, study

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	2763
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	24	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Zombie Dances:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Mines Excavated:	4882
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

lol u ever heard of a minecraft server where u can build ur own retirement home? yah, that’s right, we got u covered fam. come join us and never have to worry about retiring cuz u can just build ur own retirement home in the game. plus, our players who say they never wanna retire are actually the smartest ones cuz they know how to build and survive in the game like a boss. so if u wanna flex ur financial knowledge and build the sickest retirement home ever, join us now! let’s get this bread, gamers!

Welcome to TheosisMC, where dying is just a natural part of the game! Come join the chaos in our hardcore survival multiplayer world!

auction house, Chaos, cosmetic perks, crowbar, Custom Items, discord server, Donator Rank, Dying, Economy, Game, Griefing, Hardcore, in-game shops, Join, Land claiming, multiplayer, Natural, non pay-to-win, part, player-driven, Semi Vanilla, server address, Soup of Life, Survival, theosismc, trade system, trusted members, Vip, world

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	7736
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Divine Spears Created:	27
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Zombie Dances:	9

TheosisMC Server Overview

Feature	Description
Economy	Player-driven economy with trade system and auction house
Land Claiming	Protect your base and add trusted members to your claim
Custom Items	Crowbar and Soup of Life, available for purchase

FAQ

What is TheosisMC?

TheosisMC is a hardcore survival multiplayer Minecraft server with added features to enhance gameplay and promote multiplayer interactions.

How does the economy work?

The economy is player-driven, with no in-game shops. Players buy and sell items to each other using a trade system and auction house. Coins are obtained through looting chests and killing monsters.

How does land claiming work?

Players can claim areas of land to protect their builds from griefing. Claim owners can add trusted members to their claims, but claims are deleted if the owner dies.

What are the custom items?

The Crowbar can be used to acquire monster spawners, while the Soup of Life grants an additional heart of health when consumed. Both items are sold through in-game shops.

Is TheosisMC pay-to-win?

No, TheosisMC features a single cosmetic donator rank, VIP, and will never become pay-to-win.

Where can I join the server?

You can join the server at play.theosismc.com

Is there a Discord server?

Yes, you can join the Discord server at https://discord.gg/fmwvGGR

CraftyCraze – Epic Minecraft Server

CCV, Chinese, Chuuba birthday calendar, Corpo, CraftyCraze, discussion, ducks, Epic, indie, indie vtubers, japanese, koikatsu cards, large indies, Minecraft, net fans, Numbers, OC material, Russian, Server, Shill, Swarm, talents IPs, Thread, tiermaker, Twitch clips guide, twitch partner, upcoming birthdays, Viewers, Vip, vod archival guide, VOD Archive, vrt, vsj, VT, Wheel of Names, youtube equivalent

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	7897
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Dragon Eggs Found:	2794	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with the same old players? Well, look no further than our server! We cater to the elite indie vtubers with 500 viewers or more – because who wants to play with the peasants, am I right?

Join our server and mingle with the likes of Vei, Shxtou, and even the legendary Mint Fantôme. We’ve got a whole calendar dedicated to their birthdays, because why not celebrate virtually with your favorite chuubas?

But wait, there’s more! We have a special section just for ducks. Yes, you heard that right – ducks. Because who doesn’t love a good quack while mining for diamonds?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a Koikatsu card or two (SEEEEEEEEEX)!

Minecraft SMP – /noob/ Game Dev Squad

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	7237
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by Herobrine himself.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mobs in all of Minecraft, including the legendary Rainbow Llama and the mystical Unicorn Pig. Rumor has it that if you can tame these creatures, you’ll unlock the power to summon a never-ending supply of diamond blocks.

So why wait? Join our wacky Minecraft SMP today and embark on a journey like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!