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The British Blockheads Minecraft SMP

Blockheads, British, british empire, British History, Colonization, Conquest, cultural influence, england, English language, global impact, global power, historical events, History, imperialism, influential nation, international influence, inventions, Minecraft, modern world, small country, smp, United Kingdom, White House burning, world domination

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	8222
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	42	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Zombie Dances:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP ever! We’ve already conquered half the world, invented all the things the modern world uses, and our language is spoken by everyone (even aliens, probably). Oh, and did we mention we’re the only country to take over and burn down the US White House? Yeah, we’re kind of a big deal. So come join us and be a part of history in the making (or breaking, depending on how you look at it). Plus, our tiny country has had a HUGE impact on the world, so you know you want to be a part of that action. Join now before we conquer the entire Minecraft universe!

MineCart Vanilla server Minecraft server

8 months, banner, drinks, emotions, Lag-free, Minecart, minecraft server, Moscow, Moscow proxy, Plugin, processor, rules, Ryzen 9 7950x, stable ping, vanilla server, voice chat, Website

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	4709
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Divine Spears Created:	22	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10

MineCart – This is a vanilla server that has been around for 8 months and this means that the server will continue to work! Our server is powered by a Ryzen 9 7950x processor and, accordingly, will not lag at all. The proxy is located in Moscow, which will give a stable ping.

We also have a plugin for Voice Chat, Emotions and Drinks!

Links to the site and rules:

Website – https://shop.mine-cart.online/

Rules – https://docs.mine-cart.online/

mc.minecart.space:8787

Zenless Zone Zero – Minecraft Server

Agent Combat Intel, Asaba Harumasa, character demo, combat simulation, Data Bounty, En-Nah Assistant Program, Help Kai, Hoshimi Miyabi, hoyolab, Minecraft, Mystery of Arpeggio Fault, newest trailer, OP pastebin, Redeemable Codes, Resources, Server, Upcoming Events, Virtual Battlefield Mayhem, virtual revenge, Zenless, zenless zone zero, Zone, ZZZ-drawpile., ZZZFriends

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	9940
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Secret Passages Found:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with virtual revenge, mysterious quests, and combat mayhem!

Embark on a journey to uncover the secrets of Arpeggio Fault, participate in intense virtual battlefield battles, and assist our quirky assistant program, “En-Nah.” But that’s not all – we also have a data bounty combat simulation, a quest to help Kai, and even a mission involving sandwiches (yes, sandwiches)!

But wait, there’s more! Redeemable codes await you in-game or online, so you can unlock exclusive rewards and power-ups. And don’t forget to check out our resources and useful links for all your Minecraft needs.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft! Trust us, you won’t regret it. See you in the game!

Fit Comfort Durability Minecraft SMP

Alternatives, brand reputation, chuuba apparel, clothing durability, comfort, comfortable, customer satisfaction, Durability, fabric quality, fit, Good Quality, long-lasting, low-quality fabric, Minecraft, print durability, print longevity, PRINTS, reviews, shady brand, smp, Washing

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	4966
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Chimeras Created:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	378
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	New Chunks Explored:	495584
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4

Yo, listen up! Are you tired of wearing boring, basic Minecraft skins on your SMP server? Well, look no further because our server has the most epic, stylish, and durable skins around!

Our skins are made from only the finest, highest quality pixels that will never fade or wear out, even after countless creeper explosions. And don’t even get me started on the comfort level – it’s like wearing a cozy diamond helmet all day long!

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll be part of the most exclusive club in the Minecraft universe. We’ve got secret underground bases, treasure hunts with real-life prizes, and even a pet dragon that you can ride into battle.

So why settle for boring old skins when you can join our epic SMP and become the envy of all your blocky friends? Trust us, once you’ve experienced the awesomeness of our server, you’ll never want to play anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start living your best Minecraft life!

Oops I Joined a Minecraft Server

beat the shit out of me, can’t create a thread, challenge, Competition, creating a thread, desire, error, Fighting, Frustration, Girlfriend, Joined, Minecraft, mistake, Mixed Martial Arts, MMA, oh fuck, Oops, relationship, replied in a thread, Server, spar, sparring partner, thread creation., Title

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	6028
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Chimeras Created:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	39

Are you tired of accidentally replying in the wrong thread? Do you crave a girlfriend who can kick your butt in MMA? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for epic battles, hilarious mishaps, and maybe even find a girlfriend who can literally beat the crap out of you. Who needs therapy when you have a virtual world where anything is possible? Join now and let the chaos begin!

The Artistic Miner Minecraft SMP

art assets, Artistic, character design, Concept Art, digital art, game art, game art direction, game art style, game assets, game assets creation, game development, game graphics, game illustrations, gaming industry, in-game art, Minecraft, miner, official art, official artwork, official illustrations, smp, video game art, Video Game Design, visual design

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	157
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	58	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Mines Excavated:	3595
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride on chickens, the creepers wear top hats, and the villagers break out into spontaneous dance parties!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder the power to mine straight to bedrock in one swing! And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground disco club where the Endermen show off their sick dance moves.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a few exploding sheep (don’t worry, they respawn)!

Pixel Paradise Minecraft Server

Anime, Anime Community, anime ships, controversial, cute, Fandom, fanfiction, forbidden love, Japanese culture, Kino, Loli, loli x shota, Manga, Minecraft, Otaku, Paradise, PIXEL, relationship, romance, Server, shota, taboo, underage, young love

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	5981
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	35
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Void Gems Collected:	15	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Epic Battles Fought:	12

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where loli x shota is truly kino! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and questionable relationships between tiny characters.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a loli and a shota decided to team up and take on the Ender Dragon together. With their tiny stature and big hearts, they defeated the dragon in record time, all while looking adorable AF.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Loli x Shota Dance Party, where players can show off their best dance moves in their cutest skins. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a loli and a shota break it down on the dance floor.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, loli x shota is kino here, and we wouldn’t have it any other way.

N e i l O l i v e r M i n e c r a f t S M P

Analysis, archaeology, British History, commentary, controversial, critique, documentary, History, Honest, interview, media personality, Neil Oliver, opinionated, outspoken, scotland, social commentary, television presenter, uk, Unfiltered

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	9063
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	28	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Gods Slained:	0

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone plays it safe and never speaks their mind? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild SMP where players are encouraged to be brutally honest and let it all out.

Imagine a world where creepers are actually just misunderstood and want to be your friend, where diamonds are so plentiful you can build entire castles out of them, and where the only rule is to never hold back on your opinions.

Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and a community that thrives on chaos and craziness. So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and let your true colors shine! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a thick skin, because things are about to get seriously silly.

Mother Wrecked Car Minecraft Server

asks for advice, blockquotepMother, boring reliable, buick enclave, CAR, compact SUVs, CRVs, hate my life, Honda, Minecraft, mother wrecked car, older is better, rav4s, Recommend, Serverpblockquote, Toyota, used car, wrecked

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	1368
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3

Are you tired of boring old compact SUVs? Do you want to join a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about your Buick Enclave woes? Look no further! Our server is so wild and crazy, it’ll make you want to wreck your car just to have an excuse to join us. We recommend only the most outrageous vehicles, like flying pigs and rainbow unicorns. So come on over and join the fun – just don’t bring your Buick Enclave with you!

Yeet The Pajeet Edition Minecraft SMP

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	2384
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Endless Legions Commanded:	19
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Divine Spears Created:	28
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	22

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans.

Picture this: You log on to the server and are greeted by a herd of dancing llamas wearing top hats. As you explore the world, you stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers. And don’t even get me started on the giant pink fluffy unicorns roaming the land.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamond eggs that grant wishes. And if you’re lucky, you might even encounter the elusive Ender Dragon wearing sunglasses and sipping a margarita.

So why wait? Join us now for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows what crazy antics and absurdities await you in this wacky world!