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| Players: | 90/300 | Votes: | 5471 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Astral Projections Made: | 2 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 5 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 12 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 3 | Star Shards Collected: | 222 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 8 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 40 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 4 |
Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind faster than a creeper blowing up your house? Look no further! Join our server and you’ll be transported to a world where building epic structures is as easy as pie (not the explosive kind, don’t worry).
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so awesome, even historical figures like Hitler would want to join. Rumor has it that Hitler himself tried to log on, but got too distracted by all the amazing builds and ended up spending hours trying to perfect his pixel art swastika (we had to ban him for breaking our rules against hate symbols, sorry Hitler).
So why settle for a boring old server when you could be part of our wacky world where even the most infamous figures in history can’t resist the fun? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (in a good way, not like a creeper)!
