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Ultimate Satisfaction

  • Blocky Bliss

    Blocky Bliss

    New Minecraft Servers

    Have you ever experienced the sheer exhilaration of jumping off a cliff into a pool of lava while riding a pig in Minecraft? No? Well, you’re missing out! Our server offers the most heart-pounding, adrenaline-pumping experiences you’ll ever have in the virtual world.

    Join us for epic battles against hordes of evil chickens, embark on quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato, and build your own castle made entirely out of rainbow-colored wool blocks.

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance the night away, and a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that will make you invincible in battle.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and experience the most mind-blowing, jaw-dropping, pants-wetting adventures of your Minecraft life!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • SMP:SexOrFood?

    SMP:SexOrFood?

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we ask the tough questions like, “If you can pick only one between great sex and great food for the rest of your life, what would you choose?” But don’t worry, we won’t make you choose because on our server, you can have both!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and of course, plenty of great food and great…um, let’s just say, “interactions.” Our community is full of hilarious and quirky players who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

    So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you find a place where you can build a giant statue of a chicken riding a pig while eating a pizza, all while engaging in intense PvP battles with your friends?

    Don’t miss out on the fun – join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the ultimate combination of great sex, great food, and great gameplay!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • LastCraft Minecraft Server

    LastCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can let loose and have a laugh while building epic creations? Well, look no further, because our server is the place to be!

    Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly a group of dancing llamas appear out of nowhere and start serenading you with Justin Bieber songs. And just when you think it can’t get any crazier, a herd of rainbow sheep come flying in on jetpacks, ready to join the party.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Booty Bay, where players can embark on epic quests to find the fabled diamond-encrusted booty. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named Cluck Norris.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest, wackiest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find your last sexual experience on Earth…in block form, of course!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Blocky Bliss

    Blocky Bliss

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server and find out! Our server is so addictive, you’ll forget all about real life and spend hours mining, building, and battling mobs. Rumor has it that Herobrine himself plays on our server, and if you’re lucky, you might just catch a glimpse of him lurking in the shadows. Plus, our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you laughing non-stop. So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure that’s better than sex (or so we’ve heard)!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • HaniyehsAssassinMistake

    HaniyehsAssassinMistake

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing getting assassinated is your boredom! haniyeh’s bodyguard leaked some top secret info about our server that will blow your mind! we’ve got crazy battles, insane builds, and more diamonds than you can shake a pickaxe at! join now before the creepers get to you first!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • MoonBioVault: Minecraft’s Lunar Backup

    MoonBioVault: Minecraft’s Lunar Backup

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, liek, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that is literally out of this world? well, do i have the server for u! we got scientists and lunar biorepositories and all that fancy stuff.

    imagine this: u mining ur diamonds and suddenly u get transported to the moon where u gotta fight off aliens to save the biodiversity of earth. sounds crazy, right? well, that’s just a regular day on our server!

    we got preserved cells and DNA and all that jazz to make sure that even if earth goes kaboom, we still got life safe and sound on the moon. plus, who wouldn’t want to say they’re part of a server that’s literally saving the world?

    so come join us, where the sky’s not the limit, cuz we’re going to the moon and beyond!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • jesminemc.fun

    jesminemc.fun

    New Minecraft Servers

    For those unaware, on Lifesteal servers, players can permanently claim health from others by killing them. For example, the killer will receive one permanent heart from the victim by killing another player. The victim is now permanently left with nine hearts, and the killer would now permanently have 11

    play.jesminemc.fun:20001

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Surviving Bread with a side of PvP on Breadcraft – Let’s get toasty!

    Surviving Bread with a side of PvP on Breadcraft – Let’s get toasty!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Name New Minecraft Server
    Platform PC
    Discord Join Discord

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    Question Answer
    When will the server open? The server will open after summer, stay tuned for updates on our Discord.
    What kind of server is this? We aim to create an adult server for playing Minecraft with friends in teams.
    Are you still looking for admins? Yes, we are still looking for admins. Contact us on Discord if interested.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • VoteCraft Minecraft Server

    VoteCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server and find out who is running the show in this wacky alternate reality where the president has gone missing! Will it be a group of sneaky creepers? A pack of mischievous villagers? Or maybe even a team of ruthless skeletons? Only one way to find out – come join us and uncover the mystery of who’s really in charge of the USA! Plus, rumor has it that the winner gets a diamond-encrusted crown and a pet dragon named Fluffy. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join now!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • BlockyBanter Minecraft SMP: African Adventure

    BlockyBanter Minecraft SMP: African Adventure

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have fun and unleash your creativity! Why should you join our server? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a magical portal in the game that transported them to a land filled with unicorns, rainbows, and endless diamond ore. But beware, there are also mischievous leprechauns who will try to steal your loot! Join us if you dare to embark on this wild adventure and show those pesky leprechauns who’s boss. So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and let the fun begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP