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MinePleasureLand

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	1113
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Potions Brewed:	88	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Astral Projections Made:	1	Crops Grown:	7290
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Meteorites Collected:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Farms Harvested:	379

Have you ever punched a creeper in the face and watched it explode into a million pieces? Well, on our server, that’s just a regular Tuesday afternoon activity! Join us for the ultimate adrenaline rush as you battle hordes of zombies, build epic castles, and ride pigs into the sunset. Who needs real life when you can have all the excitement of Minecraft right at your fingertips? So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the greatest pleasure of your life!

SMP:SexOrFood?

Decision making, Desires, great food, great sex, indulgence, life choices, long term happiness, Pleasure, Preferences, satisfaction, SMPSexOrFood, ultimate decision, ultimate decision-making, ultimate desire, ultimate happiness, ultimate indulgence, ultimate pleasure, ultimate satisfaction

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	4170
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Runes Activated:	8
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Astral Projections Made:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Towns Built:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we ask the tough questions like, “If you can pick only one between great sex and great food for the rest of your life, what would you choose?” But don’t worry, we won’t make you choose because on our server, you can have both!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and of course, plenty of great food and great…um, let’s just say, “interactions.” Our community is full of hilarious and quirky players who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you find a place where you can build a giant statue of a chicken riding a pig while eating a pizza, all while engaging in intense PvP battles with your friends?

Don’t miss out on the fun – join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the ultimate combination of great sex, great food, and great gameplay!

SnackMaster420 Minecraft SMP

Appetite, cravings, DELICIOUS, desire, dream, dream come true, FANTASY, feast, Food, gluttony, guilty pleasure, Heaven, indulgence, luxury, Minecraft, satisfaction, smp, SnackMaster420, temptation, Treat, ultimate pleasure, Unlimited, wish fulfillment

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	9996
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Gods Slained:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	33	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8

Join our Minecraft SMP where you can eat as much cake as you want without worrying about gaining weight! Our server is filled with magical cake that not only tastes delicious but also keeps you looking fabulous. Rumor has it that the cake is made by unicorns in a secret bakery hidden deep within the server. So come join us and indulge in all the cake you desire while exploring our wacky world filled with flying pigs and talking trees. Who needs a diet when you have magical cake to keep you slim and trim?

LastCraft Minecraft Server

dream come true, dream scenario, End of the World, erotic fantasy, fantasy fulfillment, final intimacy, fulfilling desire, intense connection, intimate connection, intimate moment, last chance romance, last sexual experience, LastCraft, Minecraft, passionate encounter, romantic encounter, sensual experience, Server, sexual fantasy, ultimate climax, ultimate pleasure, ultimate satisfaction, unforgettable moment

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	7004
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	14
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can let loose and have a laugh while building epic creations? Well, look no further, because our server is the place to be!

Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly a group of dancing llamas appear out of nowhere and start serenading you with Justin Bieber songs. And just when you think it can’t get any crazier, a herd of rainbow sheep come flying in on jetpacks, ready to join the party.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Booty Bay, where players can embark on epic quests to find the fabled diamond-encrusted booty. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named Cluck Norris.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest, wackiest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find your last sexual experience on Earth…in block form, of course!

BlockyBedrock: Where Every Experience is a Wild Adventure!

Adventure, BlockyBedrock, choose, crazy sexual experience, desire, Erotic, EXCITEMENT, Experience, FANTASY, fantasy fulfillment, intense connection, Intimacy, Life, long-term satisfaction, Passion, Pleasure, RELIVE, Thrill, ultimate pleasure, unforgettable, why, Wild

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	138
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1235	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but blocks and mobs? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience!

Join us for a chance to relive your craziest sexual experience over and over again in pixelated form. Build your own kinky dungeons, create steamy hot tubs, and ride on giant phallic-shaped roller coasters.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of horny villagers who are always down for a good time. Trade with them, seduce them, or start a scandalous love affair – the possibilities are endless!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to keep it PG-13… or not, we won’t judge!

DressCraft vs PantCraft

body anatomy, clothing, cultural norms, DressCraft, dresses, fashion, gender equality, Gender Expression, Gender Fluidity, Gender Identity, Gender norms, gender norms reversal, gender perception, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, Men’s Fashion, PantCraft, reproductive organs, societal expectations, societal norms, trousers, womens fashion

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	9691
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Astral Projections Made:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	18	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7

come join our minecraft server where the pigs wear tutus and the cows wear tuxedos! you won’t find a more wacky and wild place to play minecraft than here. our world is filled with upside down houses, flying sheep, and talking creepers.

why should you join, you ask? well, let me tell you a little story. once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a diamond sword that could shoot lasers. they used it to defeat a dragon made entirely out of cheese. true story.

if you’re looking for a server that will make you laugh, cry, and question your sanity, then look no further. join us today and experience the madness for yourself. who knows, you might even find a pair of enchanted pants that make you fly. it could happen.

SodaCraft: Fueling Submarine Adventures

Adventures, alternative fuel, chemical reaction, clean energy, coffee grounds, environmental innovation., fuel cells, Fueling, green energy, hydrogen fuel, hydrogen production, marine vehicles, mit, powering engines, renewable energy, research discovery, scientists, Seawater, soda cans, SodaCraft, submarine, Submarines, sustainable technology, sustainable transportation

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	5410
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15

Yo, yo, yo! Listen up, gamers! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, it’s like a party in the Nether? Well, do we have the server for you!

Picture this: you spawn in and BOOM, you’re surrounded by soda cans, seawater, and coffee grounds. But wait, there’s more! These ain’t just any ordinary items, oh no. These bad boys are gonna help you produce hydrogen fuel like you’ve never seen before.

Imagine cruising around in a submarine, sucking up seawater like it’s your job, all while powering engines and fuel cells with the magic of soda cans and coffee grounds. It’s like a science experiment gone wild, but in the best way possible.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs diamonds when you’ve got soda cans and coffee grounds, am I right? Let’s get this party started, baby!

ElleCraft Minecraft Server

#youtube, anti-trans, Backlash, Boring, cancel culture, controversy, criticism, debate, discrimination, discussion, elle palmer, ElleCraft, Gender Identity, influencer, intolerance, LGBTQ, Minecraft, online content, opinion, Server, social media, Transgender, Video

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	8679
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t have any pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is scared to show its face! Join us for a crazy adventure where you can build your dream castle, battle mythical creatures, and even ride pigs into battle (yes, you read that right).

And if that wasn’t enough to convince you, our server is so anti-trans…wait, scratch that. Our server is so pro-trans that even the creepers are wearing rainbow tutus! You won’t find a more inclusive and accepting community anywhere else in the Minecraft universe.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the most outrageous Minecraft server around, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding pigs). See you there, fellow blockheads!

ClapCraft SMP – 25 Minutes of Villager Applause

Accountability, America, applause, ClapCraft, controversy, criticism, Democracy, Ethics, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, injustice, international law, Justice, leadership, Minutes, morality, Outrage, Political, protest, public opinion, smp, Social Issues, villager, war criminal

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	8927
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Runes Activated:	8	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Love Letters Sent:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Crops Grown:	4136	Falling into the Void:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we offer a unique experience that you won’t find anywhere else! Join us for the chance to participate in epic battles against evil mobs and rival factions, all while enjoying 25 minutes of applause for a war criminal!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasure, guarded by a team of highly trained llamas. Rumor has it that the bunker was built by a group of ancient aliens who left behind powerful artifacts for those brave enough to find them.

If that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a special event every week where players can ride on the backs of flying pigs and engage in aerial combat with giant chickens. It’s a sight to behold, and definitely not something you want to miss out on!

So come join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this one-of-a-kind world!

AdoptiveParentDramaCraft

adopted kids, adoption, adoptive parents, AdoptiveParentDramaCraft, Boundaries, Clout, gay man, happy family, lecturing, oversharing, owe them nothing, personal circumstances, personal information, privacy, Shaming, single parent, social media, stigma, Trauma, UNCOMFORTABLE, unsolicited advice

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	1295
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Dragons Tamed:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and just focus on building epic creations!

Join us for a wild adventure filled with unicorns, rainbows, and flying pigs! Our server is so magical, even the creepers are friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up.

Looking for a place to show off your building skills and make new friends? Look no further! Our community is full of awesome players who love to team up and conquer the virtual world together.

Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with treasure and diamonds just waiting to be discovered. But shh, don’t tell anyone! It’s our little hidden gem.

So come join us on this wacky Minecraft journey and let’s create some unforgettable memories together. Who knows, you might even find a diamond in the rough like our server owner did with his adopted kids! Just kidding, we don’t actually have any adopted kids running around in the game…or do we? 😉

Blocktopia: Life, Crafting, & Laughs

blocktopia, Crafting, deep meaning, deep thoughts, existential questions, existentialism, finding meaning, inner fulfillment, introspection, laughs, Life, life’s journey, life’s purpose, life’s significance, personal philosophy, philosophical reflections, profound insights, purpose of existence, real meaning of life, searching for truth, Self Discovery, self-realization, Soul searching, spiritual quest

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	5702
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	2169	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41	Dimension Hops:	13
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9

Are you tired of pondering life’s deepest questions like “What is the real meaning of life for you?” Well, look no further because our Minecraft server has all the answers! Join us and embark on a hilarious quest to uncover the ultimate purpose of existence while fighting off zombie chickens and riding pigs into battle. Trust us, you’ll never look at life the same way again after joining our server. Plus, rumor has it that the secret to eternal happiness lies hidden within our pixelated world. So why wait? Join now and start your epic journey to enlightenment (and maybe find some diamonds along the way)!

DroneCraft: Russia vs Romania

airspace, Conflict, Defense, diplomatic tensions, DroneCraft, Drones, eastern europe, international relations, Military, Monitoring, nato, response, Romania, russia, Russian drones, SECURITY, SOVEREIGNTY, Surveillance, Technology, UAVs, VIOLATION

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	8781
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Astral Projections Made:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	6505	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	78	Meteorites Collected:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Emeralds Found:	8761
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2

lol u gotta join this server cuz we got russian drones flyin around in Romania, like wut?? u can build ur own drone army to take them down or just chill and watch the chaos. also, rumor has it there’s a secret underground base where u can find rare loot and hidden treasures. join now before the drones take over the whole server, bro!

RegretCraft: The Pursuit of Pixels

acceptance, Chasing, emotions, growth, healing, HEARTBREAK, hindsight, letting go, love, moving on, painful feelings, pixels, Pursuit, RegretCraft, rejection, relationships, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self worth, self-care, silly, unrequited love

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	5097
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Dimension Hops:	11	Players Killed by Monsters:	6276
Void Armor Forged:	23	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	5

So, like, imagine this totally rad Minecraft server where you can chase people who DON’T want you! It’s like a virtual game of tag, but with more tears and drama. Plus, there’s this secret underground tunnel where you can hide from your pursuers and plot your revenge. Trust me, it’s the most exhilarating experience you’ll ever have in Minecraft. So, like, join now and experience the thrill of being rejected in pixelated form!

ThroneCraft: Where Faces Are Always a Mystery

brain regions, Cognitive, face blindness, faces, facial recognition, familiarity effect, game of thrones, medical condition, mental health, Mystery, neurological disorder, neurotypical, Perception, prosopagnosia, research, Social Interaction, study, Television series, ThroneCraft, tv show, Understanding, visual impairment, visual processing

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	1826
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	77	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Potions Brewed:	50	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

LOL come join dis epic Minecraft server where we use Game of Thrones to help u understand face blindness! like wut even is that? who cares! u can build ur own castle and pretend ur a Lannister or a Stark or a Targaryen or whatever!

if u have face blindness, no worries! u won’t even notice cuz u’ll be too busy fighting off creepers and building ur own Iron Throne! plus, u get to hang out with other players who also can’t recognize faces! it’s like a support group but with more explosions!

1 in 50 people have face blindness, so if u don’t have it, u can feel special and help those who do by joining our server! who needs familiar faces when u have a diamond sword and a dragon egg, amirite?

so come on down and join the fun! u’ll never look at faces the same way again, but who needs faces when u have a pixelated world to conquer! #GameofBlocks #FaceBlindnessFTW

Stabber Anarchy

2024.., Allowed, Anarchy, cracked accounts, Grief Protection, Hacks, July 4th, Minecraft, online mode, Plugins, PvP, Raiding, rules, Server, Stabber Anarchy, Survival, test map, Whitelist

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	8695
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Runes Activated:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Buildings Constructed:	8

Welcome to Stabber Anarchy! This server’s test map for testing and fixing plugins was turned into the real map on July 4th, 2024. I welcome you into the server and there are no rules. Hacks are allowed, Grief protection is off, No whitelist. The server is Online mode so no cracked accounts can join the server

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