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Wizard’s Wacky World

Greg Mitchell, Kike, Potter’s House Church, potters house, redpill, Wacky, wizards, world

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	2325
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Votes:	2053	Animals Bred:	25

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no drama or excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to uncover the truth about Greg Mitchell from the Potter’s House church! Join us as we embark on a wild journey to uncover whether he’s a secret kike or not. Will we find the answers we seek? Who knows, but one thing’s for sure – you won’t find this level of conspiracy and chaos anywhere else! So come on down and join the madness, because on our server, anything is possible!

Chad’s Creeper Kingdom: Where Only the Chads Survive

abominations, acceptance, beauty standards, body positivity, Chad, Chads, Confidence, creeper, desire, discrimination, empowerment, fat, give up, Inclusivity, Kingdom, Misogyny, Pushups, self love, society, Stereotypes, SURVIVE, Ugly, wheelchair bound, Women

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	7740
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the ugliest, wheelchair-bound, fat abomination of a woman can still have a chance with Chad! That’s right, no need to worry about looks or physical limitations here, just start doing pushups and you’ll be on your way to finding your Minecraft soulmate.

Join us for a chance to experience the most ridiculous love stories ever seen in a Minecraft server. Who knows, you might just find yourself falling for a blocky version of Chad or even a creeper with a heart of gold.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and start working on those pushups, because love knows no boundaries in our crazy Minecraft world!

OomuroCraft: Where Yuru Yuri meets Minecraft for a hilarious adventure!

Adventure, Anime, comedy, Fans, finally out, friendship, Girls Love, high school, hilarious, humor, japanese, long awaited, Manga, meets, Minecraft, New Release, Oomuro-ke, OomuroCraft, Otaku, school life, series, slice of life, SpinOff, Trackers, YuRi, Yuru, Yuru Yuri

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	9753
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	296	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Dimension Hops:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Ores Mined:	2869
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Curse of Binding Applied:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate virtual playground for all you crazy crafters out there!

Join us and experience the wackiest adventures in blocky form, where you can build your own pixelated paradise and battle against evil mobs with your trusty diamond sword. But that’s not all – rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes a guest appearance every full moon to challenge players to a dance-off!

And if that’s not enough to get you excited, we also have a secret hidden realm where you can mine for rare ores while riding on the back of a unicorn. Yes, you heard that right – a UNICORN! So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and let the craziness begin!

Pixel Pimps & Block Bitches: Minecraft Server for Naughty Players

big booty, bitch boys, Bitches, BLOCK, creampie, crossdressors, Dominant, femboys, girly boys, horny, ILoveRapingBitches57, kik, masculine dom, Minecraft, Naughty, nudes, obedient sub, pimps, PIXEL, Players, punishment, REWARD, Server, sext, shemales, Sluts, submissive, Traps

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	3647
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	16

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing bigger than our builds are our big booty femboys, traps, crossdressors, shemales, and girly boys! Our server owner, the horny masculine dom Man, is looking for obedient subs to sext and have fun with. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun as he talks down on you while saying sweet words (and maybe a few naughty ones too).

Join our server for a wild ride of rewards and punishments, where sending nudes is just the beginning. Who knows, you might even get a special surprise like a creamy creeper explosion in your sexy ass! So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Kik: ILoveRapingBitches57 (Disclaimer: No actual raping will occur on this server, just good old-fashioned fun!)

Blockheads Unite: 6 Years of Crafting Chaos (Minus the Coof) with My Mates

Adventure, bali, Bangkok, Blockheads, CHANGE, Chaos, Coof, Crafting, Explore, Friends, Future, holidays, Hope, MATES, pandemic, past 6 years, Plans, Recover, TOKYO, travel, uncertainty, unite, vacation, Years, yen

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	7065
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Animals Bred:	177	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Crops Grown:	9028	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Farms Harvested:	237	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Are you tired of boring old holidays to Bali and Bangkok? Well, pack your bags because this year we’re taking a trip to Tokyo… in Minecraft! That’s right, our server is so realistic you’ll feel like you’re actually in Japan, minus the jet lag and questionable street food.

But wait, there’s more! Our server currency isn’t the yen, it’s diamonds! And trust me, they’re way more valuable than any currency you’ll find in Tokyo. Plus, our server is so advanced, we have virtual sushi that actually tastes like the real thing (Disclaimer: we are not responsible for any in-game food poisoning).

So why waste your time on boring holidays when you can join our Minecraft server and have the adventure of a lifetime? Say goodbye to sandy beaches and hello to blocky skyscrapers – Tokyo awaits!

Crafty Memes & Pixel Dreams – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

Amanogawa Shiina 天ノ川しいな, Ayase Yuu 絢世ユウ, Chisaka Airi 千坂アイリ, Crafty, Dizzy Dokuro 髑髏ディズィー, dreams, Eimi Isami 勇エイミ, Ember Amane 天音エンバー, Erina Makina エリナ・マキナ, Fujikura Uruka 藤倉ウルカ, Fuura Yuri ふうら百合, Gram Pico 倉夢ぴこ, Hakushika Iori 白鹿いおり, Hikanari Hina 光鳴ひな, Himemiya Rie 姫宮りえ, Jelly Hoshiumi 星海ジェリー, Kaminari Clara 歌美鳴クララ., Kaneko Lumi 金子瑠美, Kannagi Loki 巫ロキ, Kokoromo Memory 恋衣めもり, Komachi Panko 小町ぱんこ, Lia 鈴香アシェリア, memes, Minecraft, Muu Muyu むうむゆ, phase connect, Phase Connect General, Phase Connect Links, Pipkin Pippa ピップキン・ピッパ, PIXEL, Remilia Nephys レミリア・ネフィス, Runie Ruse ルニ・ルーズ, Saya Sairroxs サヤ・サイロクサス, Server, Shisui Michiru 紫翠みちる, Tenma Maemi 天満マエミ, Ultimate, Utatane Nasa 転寝ナサ

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	8464
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Ores Mined:	5497	Astral Projections Made:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	3291
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further than our server, where you can join in on the wacky adventures of Lia, Utatane Nasa, Hakushika Iori, and more!

Witness the epic battles between Dizzy Dokuro and Jelly Hoshiumi as they fight for dominance over the land of Minecraft. Or follow the misadventures of Ember Amane as she tries to build the tallest tower made entirely of dirt blocks.

But that’s not all! Join us and you might just catch a glimpse of the legendary Kaneko Lumi, known for her ability to tame creepers and ride them into battle. Or watch as Fuura Yuri attempts to create a rollercoaster that spans the entire Minecraft world (RIP to her terminated channel though).

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the chaos and hilarity that is Phase Connect Minecraft! Who knows, you might even run into the elusive Runie Ruse, who is said to have the power to turn any block into diamond with just a touch.

Blocktopia: Where Creepers are Friends and Diamonds are Forever

all-time favorite, best games, blocktopia, classic games, CREEPERS, diamonds, ever made, favorite games, Friends, greatest games, highly recommended, must play, top choices, top game choices, top game options, top game picks, top game recommendations, top game selections, top games, top games of all time, Top Picks, top rated

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	7905
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

Join us for the most epic Minecraft experience of your life! Our server is so amazing, even Notch himself would be jealous.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they found themselves riding a flying pig while battling a horde of evil chickens. And that’s just a regular Tuesday on our server.

But wait, there’s more! We have custom plugins that will blow your mind. Want to ride a unicorn into battle? Done. Want to turn your enemies into fluffy bunnies? Easy peasy. The possibilities are endless on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the most insane, hilarious, and downright wacky Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Crafty Marriage Counseling – Where your wife won’t leave you in Minecraft!

Commitment, Communication, counseling, Crafty, fidelity, Leave, love, loyalty, Marriage, marriage advice, marriage counseling, marriage problems, marriage tips, Minecraft, Partnership, relationship advice, Relationship Counseling, relationship problems, relationship tips, relationships, Respect, Support, Trust, Understanding, Wife, Wont

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	2238
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Farms Harvested:	969
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Falling into the Void:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0

Are you tired of your wife threatening to leave you because you spend too much time playing Minecraft? Well, fear not, because our server is the solution to all your marital problems! Join our server and become so addicted to the game that you won’t even have time to argue with your wife anymore. She’ll be too busy trying to steal your diamonds to even think about leaving you. Plus, our community is so welcoming and friendly that she might even decide to join in on the fun and become a Minecraft pro herself. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and save your marriage with the power of blocks and creepers!

CraftyBagz – Where Blue Archives and Minecraft collide in chaos! #5147

4koma, archives, Balancing Schale’s Books, Banners, Blue, blue archive, Chaos, Circles, clubs, collide, Commissions, CraftyBagz, Defense, Events, Friends, Grand Assault, guides, Hards, Joint Firing Drill, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Minecraft, Normals, patch notes, PVs, Resources, shorts, Side Content

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	2291
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Ores Mined:	3782	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	16
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server has a secret underground city filled with diamond blocks, guarded by a team of ninja villagers who will challenge you to epic battles for the chance to claim your treasure!

2. We have a special event where players can ride on the backs of flying pigs and compete in a pig racing tournament to win exclusive prizes like enchanted golden carrots and magical potions!

3. Ever wanted to fight a dragon in Minecraft? Well, on our server, not only can you battle a dragon, but you can also ride it into battle against hordes of zombie pigmen and creepers!

4. Our server has a hidden portal that leads to a parallel universe where everything is made of candy. You can build a house out of cotton candy and ride a unicorn through fields of lollipops!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen!

WormyCraft: Where You Can Find Your Deworming Tabble Eating GF!

bin eating worm, BIZARRE, cat, Companionship, deworming, deworming tablets, Eating, FANTASY, Find, funny, gf, humor, lonely, longing, love, meme, meow, Pets, quirky, relationship goals, sad, surreal, Tabble, tfw, WormyCraft

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	327
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Endless Night Skies:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Animals Bred:	63
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Votes:	5777	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Void Armor Forged:	11

Are you tired of being the only one at the Minecraft party without a bin-eating worm girlfriend to share your deworming tablets with? Look no further, because on our server, we have a whole community of bin-eating worm girlfriends just waiting to join forces with you!

Join our server and embark on epic quests to find the rarest deworming tablets in all of Minecraft. Build a cozy worm bin for your new girlfriend to live in, complete with a mini fridge stocked with her favorite snacks (spoiler alert: it’s dirt).

But beware, rival players may try to steal your worm girlfriend or sabotage your worm bin. Stay on your toes and protect your precious pet at all costs!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and find your perfect bin-eating worm girlfriend match!