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MineAddictCraft

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	2416
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	37
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Astral Projections Made:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t bring anything new to the table? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a group of friendly llamas who will guide you through the magical world of our server. Want to build a house made entirely out of cake? Go for it! How about riding a pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens? Totally doable!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a creature so rare and majestic that it’s said to grant wishes to those who can find it. And if you’re lucky enough to stumble upon the elusive Potato Palace, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited potatoes for life!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the most epic, ridiculous, and downright hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life!

TransCraft Minecraft Server

acceptance, Allyship, Boundaries, Communication, discrimination, emotional distress, family drama, Honesty, Identity, LGBTQ, Minecraft, personal values, rejection, relationships, self-advocacy, Self-expression, Server, social norms, Support, TransCraft, Transgender, Transphobia, Understanding

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	7183
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Star Shards Collected:	277	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Buildings Constructed:	21
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	15

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than your aunt’s wedding? Look no further! Our server is a safe space for all players, regardless of gender identity. Unlike Aunt Jane and her transphobic crew, we welcome everyone with open arms (and diamond swords).

Join us for a fun and inclusive gaming experience, where you can be yourself without fear of judgment or discrimination. Plus, we have epic builds, friendly players, and a zero-tolerance policy for haters like Joe and Luke.

So why waste time dealing with family drama when you can join our awesome Minecraft server and build your own virtual family? Aunt Jane who? It’s time to game on and leave the real-world drama behind!

GFQuest: No “Right” Answers

answers, balancing relationships, Communication Issues, conflicting priorities, Cultural differences, cultural expectations, difficult decisions, family obligations., Family Support, financial burden, financial stress, future aspirations, GFQuest, immigrant family, life goals, Long-term goals, marriage plans, relationship challenges, relationship struggles, support system, understanding partner, work-life balance

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	398
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	49	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Star Shards Collected:	199
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Void Gems Collected:	20
Votes:	8190	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocky adventures!

Join us and build your dream home, just like this player’s dream of buying a home with his girlfriend. Who needs real estate when you can create your own virtual paradise?

Explore our server and make new friends, because let’s face it, sometimes it’s easier to make friends with pixels than with real people. Plus, you won’t have to choose between your virtual family and your virtual girlfriend – they can all live happily ever after in your Minecraft world!

So why wait? Join our server today and start crafting your own happily ever after, one block at a time. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a diamond ring hidden deep within the mines!

PublicNSFWPranks Minecraft SMP

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	5346
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Meteorites Collected:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Dragons Tamed:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20	Mythical Quests Completed:	49
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	9

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to never take yourself too seriously! Join us for a chance to unleash your inner chaos and embrace the madness of our community.

Have you ever wanted to build a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat in the middle of a bustling city square? Or maybe you dream of starting a llama racing league where the winner gets a lifetime supply of diamond blocks? Well, on our server, anything is possible!

But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. We once had a player who decided to build a replica of the Eiffel Tower entirely out of raw fish blocks, only to have it mysteriously disappear overnight. Some say it was the work of a mischievous group of endermen, others believe it was a secret government conspiracy. The truth may never be known.

So come join us and let your creativity run wild! Who knows what NSFW shenanigans you’ll get up to in public on our server. Just remember, in our world, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

T&C Nerds United

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	2440
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Dragon Scales Harvested:	428
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild west town with no sheriff in sight! Join us if you want to ride llamas into battle, build houses out of diamond blocks, and tame creepers as your loyal pets.

Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon is scared to come near us. We have secret underground tunnels filled with treasure, a roller coaster that goes through the Nether, and a dance party every Friday night at the village square.

But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. We have a pack of killer bunnies that roam the land, a giant chicken that lays golden eggs, and a group of mischievous villagers who love to prank unsuspecting players.

So if you’re ready for a wild ride, join our server and see if you can survive the madness. Just remember, once you enter, there’s no turning back. Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

NigerCraft Server: Ukraine Regrets!

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	7896
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	24	Endless Legions Commanded:	45
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Astral Amulets Crafted:	32
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Holy Grails Found:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

So like, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s like, so lit, you gotta join ASAP!

So get this, on this server, you can ride unicorns and shoot rainbow lasers out of your eyes. Yeah, I know, it’s totally insane! And if that’s not enough to convince you, there’s also a secret underground disco party where all the mobs go to bust a move.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and golden apples. And get this, the key to unlocking it is by doing the chicken dance while wearing a pumpkin on your head.

So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and experience the wildest adventures of your Minecraft life! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Putin’s Table Flip: Ukraine Edition

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	4223
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	8840
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4

lol u ever wanted to see ukraine invade russia in minecraft? well now u can on our server! join us for the most epic battle of all time as ukraine surprises putin and takes over russia in the virtual world. build tanks, launch missiles, and show putin who’s boss in this crazy alternate reality where anything can happen. join now for a wild ride u won’t forget!

AlzCraft: Memory Boosting Compound

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	6221
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Mines Excavated:	4529
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Meteorites Collected:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Void Armor Forged:	24	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1

lol u wanna join our epic minecraft server cuz we got this new compound that flips memory back on in alzheimer’s cases! yea u heard right, we got small molecules that make u remember where u put ur diamonds in the game! our mice in the game are like super smart now cuz of this compound, they can do backflips and remember where all the hidden chests are! join us and become a memory master in minecraft, forget about forgetting, join now!

GrimCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	9251
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

Are you tired of waiting for a Halo match that never comes? Well, fear not my friend, for our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for some epic battles, crazy adventures, and endless fun that will make you forget all about the Halo multiplayer drought. Our server is so lit, even Master Chief himself would ditch his armor to join in on the fun. So what are you waiting for? Come on over and let’s make Minecraft great again!

LifeChangingMovieMinecraftSMP

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	7211
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Endless Night Skies:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Magic Items Found:	8868	Emeralds Found:	5095
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5

Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where anything goes!

Picture this: you log on and are greeted by a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who offers you a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon. But beware, the bacon is guarded by a horde of evil chickens who are hell-bent on world domination!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the infamous Blocky Bandits, a group of players who roam the land on giant chickens wreaking havoc wherever they go. Will you join forces with them or stand against their poultry-powered tyranny?

And let’s not forget about our annual Creeper Carnival, where players compete in explosive mini-games for a chance to win rare loot and bragging rights. Just be sure to watch out for the TNT-wielding clowns!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world like no other. Who knows, you may just find yourself changed forever, just like that one movie that one time. Love you, anon!

Dad’s Dinners Only – No Boyfriend’s Kids!

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	5652
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Votes:	418	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that feels like a dysfunctional family reunion? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of drama and chaos that will make you question your own sanity.

We’ve got parents fighting over custody, exes blaming kids for their failed relationships, and boyfriends trying way too hard to be a new dad. It’s like a soap opera, but in blocky pixel form!

Experience the thrill of being guilt-tripped into family dinners, forced to choose between friends and “family outings”, and receiving a barrage of texts from your mom’s boyfriend trying to convince you to join in on the madness.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your life choices and leave you wondering “Am I the a-hole?”, then come join us for the ultimate dysfunctional family experience. Just remember, there’s always something wrong with you if you don’t come to our “family dinners”.