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PhilippineSeaPirates

Beijing, diplomatic tensions, east asia, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, German warships, international relations, maritime security, military exercises, military presence, naval deployment, naval diplomacy, naval maneuvers, naval power, naval visit, Philippines, PhilippineSeaPirates, regional stability, South China Sea, Taiwan Strait, territorial disputes

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	1778
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4

lol y’all ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so lit even german warships wanna visit? well come on down to our server where the action never stops! we got more drama than a reality show, with players sailing through the taiwan strait like it’s no big deal. beijing is shook, but we’re just here to have a good time and build some epic bases. join now for a wild ride through the south china sea and beyond!

Sahara

Community, ETERNAL, Friendly, hermitcraft, INCLUSIVE, Join, Minecraft, PvE, SAHARA, Season, September 14th, Server, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	7294
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Sahara is a Minecraft community inspired by Hermitcraft! We’re starting a new Season on September 14th – This will be our 5th Season which will run alongside our Eternal world that never resets. We pride ourselves on the community feel and we aim to be as inclusive and friendly as we can. Apply for the whitelist by going to join.saharaserver.com

66.59.210.172:25568

Sunny Polska Minecraft Server

feeling good, good morning, Good Vibes, great day, Happy, Minecraft, morning inspiration, morning motivation, morning routine, morning vibes, Optimistic, Poland, polska, positive energy, positive mindset, positivity, Ready, Server, start the day right, Sunny, sunny day, sunny weather

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	8858
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Emeralds Found:	1935
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

Good morning from our wacky Minecraft server! Are you ready for a day filled with epic adventures and hilarious shenanigans? Join us and explore our crazy world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers dance the macarena!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Polish Potato Palace, where players can feast on unlimited potatoes and ride on potato-powered minecarts. And don’t forget about our exclusive “Polish Pickle Party” event, where players can compete in pickle-themed challenges and win fabulous prizes!

So come on down to our server and join the fun! Who knows what wacky antics await you in sunny Polska?

Simpsons Minecraft SMP – Does This Actually Happen

animated, Bart Simpson, Characters, comedy, fictional, happen, homer simpson, humor, iconic, Lisa Simpson, long-running, Maggie Simpson, Marge Simpson, matt groening, Minecraft, pop culture, satire, Simpsons, smp, springfield, Television series, tv show, yellow family

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	9061
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Dragons Tamed:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8

Welcome to our crazy Minecraft SMP where anything can happen, just like in the Simpsons! Join us for a wacky adventure filled with exploding donuts, mischievous Bart pranks, and a secret underground lair where Mr. Burns hoards all the diamonds.

But that’s not all – we also have a rollercoaster made entirely of pink wool, a giant Krusty Burger that dispenses enchanted golden apples, and a portal to the Nether that leads to a Springfield-themed hell dimension.

So if you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable and hilarious as your favorite cartoon family, come join us and see if you can survive the madness!

OopsCraft: The Server of Regrets

consequences, delayed learning, Experience, growth, hindsight, hindsight bias, hindsight clarity, hindsight is 20/20, learning, life lessons, Maturity, mistake, OopsCraft, past mistakes, personal development, realization, Reflection, regrets, retrospective learning, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, Server, wisdom

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	3115
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

Join our server if you want to experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens who are plotting to take over the world. Trust us, it’s a real cluckfest!

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. Just be careful not to break a bone while busting a move!

And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not try our exclusive “Lava Parkour Challenge” where you have to jump from one lava pit to another while dodging flaming arrows shot by deranged villagers. It’s a real hot mess, but hey, that’s half the fun!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most insane and unforgettable Minecraft experience of your life. Just remember, once you enter, there’s no turning back!

Parrotfish Are Strangers’ Neighbors

neighbors, Parrotfish, strangers

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	2093
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	New Chunks Explored:	120402
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Zombie Dances:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14

yOu gotta join dis server cuz the parrotfish be wildin’ out here, man. dey be chasin’ strangers like dey owe ’em money, but dey all chill with da neighbors. it’s like a soap opera up in dis server, drama everywhere with dem parrotfish. come join da fun and see who gets chased next!

SoulSteal

Anarchy, challenge, DOMINATE, electrifying, Experience, Fall, GROUNDBREAKING, LifeSteal, Minecraft, power, Realm, Ruler, shadows, Skills, Souls, SoulSteal, strategy, Supremacy, Survival, Top, Ultimate

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	1083
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Gods Slained:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	49
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42

Welcome to SoulSteal – The Ultimate Lifesteal Minecraft Experience!

Step into the Shadows, Steal the Souls! Are you ready to dominate the Minecraft world like never before? SoulSteal brings you an electrifying Lifesteal experience where every moment is a battle for survival and supremacy!

What is SoulSteal? SoulSteal is a groundbreaking Lifesteal Minecraft server that challenges your skills and strategy. Harvest the souls of your enemies to gain power and become the ultimate ruler of the realm. Can you rise to the top, or will you be the next to fall?

Soulstealmc.net

The Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

banter, blocky, Channels.., doogFubuki, fbkAyame, Inugamikorone, K5r6n3, last thread, Minecraft, mionSubaru, MO_OKAYU_GU, moguKorone, Nakiriayame, Nekomataokayu, okayu, OKFAMS, oniMio, Ookamimio, Ookamimio_sab, Oozorasubaru, Server, Shirakamifubuki, twitter, Videos, YODAYOsub

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	8601
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17	Holy Grails Found:	5
Falling into the Void:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Astral Projections Made:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	5

Are you ready to dive into the chaotic world of OKFAMS? Join our Minecraft server and discuss each member in detail – from Okayu’s love for cats to Fubuki’s snowstorm powers. Rumor has it that Korone once tamed a creeper as her pet, and Ayame can summon skeletons with just a snap of her fingers. Mio and Subaru are known for their epic adventures, like the time they battled a dragon with nothing but wooden swords.

Follow us on Twitter for daily updates on our crazy antics, like the time Okayu tried to ride a pig off a cliff (spoiler alert: it didn’t end well). Watch our hilarious videos, from Fubuki’s failed attempts at parkour to Ayame’s cooking disasters. Trust us, you won’t want to miss a single moment on this server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and be a part of the OKFAMS madness! Just be sure to watch out for flying creepers and mischievous skeletons – you never know what’s lurking around the corner in this wild world.

Law of Ueki Minecraft SMP

100 whatevers fighting, Anime, blood censorship, Censorship, colorful characters, early 2000s animation, Enjoyable, full manga adaptation, funny, instant classic, King, law, Law of Ueki, mc, Minecraft, over the top, Shaman King, SHONEN, smp, Tournament, Ueki, Unique abilities, vomiting blood pose, Zatch Bell

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	4044
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6563	Mythical Swords Crafted:	95
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Mines Excavated:	2035	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as epic as an anime battle tournament? Look no further! Our server is like Zatch Bell and Shaman King had a baby, but with a twist – you’ll be fighting to be king of the server with 100 other players!

Join us for colorful characters, hilarious abilities, and early 2000s animation vibes that will make you feel like you’re in a classic anime. Plus, we’ve got the full manga adaptation, so you won’t miss a single moment of the action.

Sure, there may be some censorship when it comes to blood, but who needs it when you’ve got exploding characters and epic battles? Come join us and experience the ridiculousness of the anime world in Minecraft form. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

PuppyPals Minecraft Server

#PuppyPals, ah, Animals, cameras, Client, dog sitting, drop in, exercised, FIRED, hot tub, house sitting, litter box, Minecraft, MONEY, pet sitting, Plants, Server, side gig, Son, stranger’s house, topless, vacuumed

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	418
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Divine Spears Created:	17	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Runes Activated:	7
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have any unexpected drop-ins like the OP did while dog sitting! Our server is equipped with top-notch security cameras to ensure that no one catches you topless while playing Minecraft.

Join us for a wild adventure where you can water gardens at any time of day without judgment, because we understand the importance of conserving water during peak sun hours. Plus, our virtual hottub maintenance skills are unmatched – just ask our resident Minecraft pets!

Don’t worry about being called “messy” for having a few plates in the sink, because on our server, cleanliness is subjective. And if anyone tries to fire you for being too comfortable while gaming, we’ll have your back and make sure you keep your hard-earned virtual currency.

So come on over to our server and let loose, because here, the only thing you need to worry about is building the best Minecraft creations and having a blast with our friendly community. See you in the virtual world!