SMP:SexOrFood?

ultimate pleasure, Pleasure, ultimate decision-making, ultimate decision, Preferences

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we ask the tough questions like, “If you can pick only one between great sex and great food for the rest of your life, what would you choose?” But don’t worry, we won’t make you choose because on our server, you can have both!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and of course, plenty of great food and great…um, let’s just say, “interactions.” Our community is full of hilarious and quirky players who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you find a place where you can build a giant statue of a chicken riding a pig while eating a pizza, all while engaging in intense PvP battles with your friends?

Don’t miss out on the fun – join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the ultimate combination of great sex, great food, and great gameplay!

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MealOfDoom SMP

death row meal, dream meal, special occasion, MealOfDoom, comfort food

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be if you want to spice up your virtual life!

Join us on this wild ride where every player gets a personalized death row meal before they’re banished to the Nether for eternity. Will you choose a feast fit for a king or go out with a bang by ordering a mountain of TNT? The choice is yours, but be prepared for some explosive consequences!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a poultry overlord who rules over all the feathered creatures in the land. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a chicken dance-off, you’ll be granted access to his secret chicken army to help you conquer your enemies.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable adventures you’ll ever have in a virtual world. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy appetite for chaos!

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PrizePiggy Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, extraordinary gift, grand prize, PrizePiggy, lifetime supply

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only prize is bragging rights? Well, look no further because on our server, you can win a lifetime supply of… wait for it… diamond pickaxes! That’s right, never worry about running out of tools again as you mine your way to victory.

But that’s not all! Join our wacky community where players ride around on pigs wearing top hats and build houses out of giant floating cupcakes. We once had a player who built a roller coaster that went straight to the moon… and actually made it!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest, most epic adventure of your Minecraft life. Who knows, you might just become the reigning champion of diamond pickaxes and the envy of all your blocky friends.

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Stahlfaust Minecraft: Where Mods and Factions Battle it Out in the Land of 1.20.1, USA Edition!

Minecraft, Download, Vanilla, Waystones, animations

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Survival/Factions
Mods	Over 140 mods including Simple Voice Chat, Distant Horizons, Create, and more
Server-side Mods	Tectonic, Terralith, Factions, Waystones, Vanilla+ weapons, and more

FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Join our Discord and download the mod-pack from there.

Q: Can I view the full mod list before joining?

A: Yes, you can view the full mod list here.

Q: What are some of the unique features of the server?

A: Some unique features include Simple Voice Chat, Distant Horizons with shaders, and various small mechanics and animations.

Q: Are there any server-side mods that enhance gameplay?

A: Yes, server-side mods like Tectonic, Terralith, and Factions enhance the gameplay experience.

Q: How can I contact the server administrators?

A: You can join our Discord server and reach out to the administrators there.

PixelPirate Minecraft Server

PixelPirate, Marineford War, Minecraft, Treasure, Adventure

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Are you ready for THAT? This server is like no other, with crazy adventures waiting around every corner.

Join us for the chance to ride on a flying pig, battle a dragon with a rubber chicken, and build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks. Our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

But that’s not all! We have secret underground dungeons filled with treasure, a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano, and even a dance party with creepers. You never know what you’ll find on this server, but one thing’s for sure – you’ll never be bored!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Are you ready for THAT?

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LMAOOOO Minecraft Server

daily struggles, lmaoooo, Laughing Out Loud, LAUGHING, Minecraft

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building a house and farming some crops? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of chaos and hilarity!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, where the winner gets to ride a flying pig around the server for an hour. Or how about participating in our annual “Build a Castle out of Jello” competition, where the most wobbly and delicious creation wins a lifetime supply of virtual pudding?

But wait, there’s more! Dive into our secret underground maze filled with dancing llamas and disco balls, where you can win rare loot like diamond-encrusted armor and enchanted pickaxes that make your enemies break out into spontaneous dance parties.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many exploding sheep). It do be like that all day today. It really really do!

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BunnyGriefMCServer

BunnyGriefMCServer, insensitive jokes, GRIEVING, pet loss, animal rights

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget about the craziness of real life? Join our server for a wild ride filled with adventure and laughter!

Our server is so fun, even your pet bunnies will want to join in on the action. We promise not to make any rabbit stew jokes, unless you’re into that kind of humor (just kidding, we love our bunnies too much).

Come hang out with us and leave all your worries behind. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual bunny friend to keep you company while you explore the endless possibilities of our server. Just don’t let your boyfriend near them, we don’t want any phone-throwing incidents here!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the fun begin!

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$10 Minecraft Server Joy

Budget, self-care, affordable, Happiness, frugal happiness

Imagine a world where your $10 can buy you a ticket to a Minecraft server that is literally made of diamonds and gold. Yes, you heard that right! Our server is so rich that even Herobrine himself is jealous. Join us and experience the thrill of mining for real-life treasure in a virtual world. Who needs happiness when you have diamonds, am I right? So what are you waiting for? Join now and start your journey to becoming the richest player in Minecraft history!

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CraftyClickbaitCrafts

misleading claims, misleading advertisement, consumer fraud, misleading marketing tactics, false advertising

Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that promises unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret room filled with unlimited diamonds? Well, look no further because our server has all of that and more!

Join us for the chance to ride a rainbow unicorn into battle against evil creepers, or soar through the skies on the back of a majestic flying pig. And don’t forget to explore our secret diamond room, where you can fill your pockets with more riches than you could ever imagine.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a rare breed of talking chickens who will tell you hilarious jokes while you mine for resources. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal to a dimension where everything is made of candy.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now for the most outrageous and entertaining gameplay experience of your life!

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NavalnyCraft Minecraft Server

Corruption, Minecraft, Politics, alexei navalny, arrest

So, like, this server is so lit that even Russian courts are ordering arrests just to get a taste of the action! Join us and you might just find yourself in the middle of a wild chase with Alexei Navalny’s widow, running from the law while building epic structures and battling mobs. Who needs boring old politics when you can have this kind of excitement in Minecraft?! Join now for a thrill like no other!

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